Vermillion mole

The opinions of the people of the Nine Schools on Zhu Sha:

Er Yuehong: My master is a woman who is rare in this world with extraordinary beauty and amazing talent. Being able to worship her as my teacher is a blessing I have cultivated in several lifetimes.

Zhang Rishan: In the past, the elders in the family always said how good she was, but I didn't take it seriously. It wasn't until I came to Changsha and met Er Yuehong that I really understood her.

Huo Jinxi: Zhu Sha and I formed a friendship with Jinlan. Thanks to her help to restore the memory of my previous life, I was able to go back and sleep with the man I love.

Chen Pi: My master worshiped a good master, and I was also honored.

Old Dog Wu: Hmph!These women recognize me as my younger brother, Er Yuehong, Zhang Dafoye and that tangerine peel, you are all my juniors now.

Xie Jiuye: What are you talking about upstairs? In the end, according to seniority, you still have to call my son brother-in-law!I solve the family is the talented person!

Qi Tiezui: Am I the only one who pays attention to how long that old thing has lived?

The black-backed sixth child: "I'm crazy and don't know each other, I only know my daughter-in-law Xiaobai!"

Ask the Tomb Raiders Notes everyone's opinion on cinnabar:

Huo Xiuxiu: "I express my deep resentment towards Xie Yuchen, why don't you let me play with Sister Zhu Sha in private."

Wu Xie: Wen Neng picks up the pen to secure the world, Wu Neng immediately decides the universe.Washing and cooking are not too tiring, you can play all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting!

Fatty Wang: "Boss! Fairy! I just want to hug my thighs!"

Zhang Qiling: "An idiot who likes to be like a concubine."

Heixiazi: "Actually, like me, she has a mental illness, but she pretends to be normal."

Xie Yuchen: "Oh, this is my daughter-in-law, grandson of Wu Xie, younger brother Qi Ling, son of a blind man."

Wu Xie silently pulled out the big white dog leg, Zhang Qiling silently raised the black gold ancient knife, the black blind man loaded the bullet silently, Wang Fatty raised the mobile phone video, Xie Yuchen was hunted down!

Let me ask you who you think is the strange woman here:

Wu Xie thought for a moment: "Chen Wenjin" is indeed a strange woman who can handle the third uncle and reconcile Lianhuan!

Fatty didn't even think about it: "Cinnabar"

Zhang Qiling: "A Ning" because she felt that Zhu Sha could no longer simply be called a strange woman

Black blind man: "Huo Xiuxiu" simply thinks she is cute

Huo Xiuxiu looked at the group of humans with fishy lips, and wrote down lightly: "Grandma Wu Xie"

She was originally a lady from Jiangnan

She can hold on to her husband, beat her ex-girlfriend, gave birth to three sons, and can be a life mentor. However, the strangest thing about her is that her youngest son is uncertain, and her only precious grandson has died countless times. She still lives in Hangzhou calmly for the elderly, and has never appeared

Its calmness index directly catches up with the calmest parents in history——Kudo Shinichi’s parents love their husbands and life

Children and grandchildren have their own blessings

I am leisurely and care about the torrential flood

Zhu Sha chuckled: "Grandma Wu Xie is surprised, but it's not worth what Wu Xie said in Zhang's house."

Wu Xie was taken aback: "What are you talking about?"

"Grandma Huo, let me tell you secretly that my grandpa still likes you the most. If you like him too, please entrust me with a dream, and I will bury you next to my grandpa, so that my grandma will not know."

Xie Yuchen: "I seem to know something extraordinary!"

Black blind man: "1"

Fatty Wang: "1"

Zhang Qiling: "1"

Huo Xiuxiu: "1"

Wu Xie covered her face and ran away.

Wen Jin: This photo was taken by Xisha 20 years ago. Everyone you know pointed it out to me.

Wu Xie (pointing): This is my little brother.

Wen Jin (nodding)

Wu Xie (pointing): This is you.

Wen Jin (nodding)

Wu Xie (pointing): This is the third uncle.

Wen Jin: Leave him alone.How did you ignore the person next to you (Qi Yu) who looks exactly like you? ? ?

Wu Xie: (I'm coming! Why didn't Zhusha remind me! Oh, she's not here...)

Zhang Qiling: (smiling, calm, I didn’t realize X)

How did Zhang Qiling die in the past?

Wu Xie: "The fight was so good that I suddenly lost my memory"

Fatty Wang: "The tomb robbers were so good that they suddenly lost their memory"

Hei Blind: "Walking well, I suddenly lost my memory"

Huo Xiuxiu: "I ate well and suddenly lost my memory"

Xie Yuchen: "Stay in your own home and forget that strong alkali will be sprayed at home, and suddenly you will be recruited"

Zhu Sha: "It's wrong upstairs, this one didn't die!"

Eryuehong×Xie Yuchen's jokes

Er Yuehong: That's right, it's an opera material.The name Xie Yuchen is too serious, let me give you a stage name.

Xie Yuchen: Yes, Master.

Er Yuehong: Your family name is Xie, well, so, I won’t change your surname anymore, Xie is a polyphonic word, so just change the pronunciation and call it Jie... How about Jiefang Truck?

Xie Yuchen: ...

Er Yuehong: Don't you like it?Oh, hehe, I'm just kidding...then call it Jieyuhua.

, Crescent Hotel Auction.

During the intermission, the fat man's words were heard by the hostess of the auction, and she immediately called the security guard to Wu Xie's box.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Qiling jumped directly from the balcony on the second floor like lightning. Xie Yuhua supported the railing of the balcony with one hand, put the other hand in his pocket, and also fell down, blocking him.

Zhang Qiling had knocked down the buddy who rushed up.Xie Yuhua protects Yuxi's display cabinet.

Solution: Even if you rob this thing, there is no place to sell it!

Zhang: Sell stolen goods?Why should I sell it?

Solution: Yo, are you going to stay at home and watch and play by yourself?

Zhang: Do you know what this is?

Explanation: This is the jade seal with ghost button and dragon pattern

A few seconds later, Xie Yuhua fell to the ground and coughed while covering her neck.

Zhang: This is my house key

Xie Yuchen: "???" Your house key?seriously?Then I won't grab it for you!

Wu Xie: "???" Poker Ping's house keys are so stupid?

Fatty Wang: "???" Just a key to open the door is worth [-] million... It seems that I have to go to my little brother's house as a guest!

Zhu Sha: "!!!" What happened, I am confused!

Eryuehong×Xie Yuchen's jokes

Er Yue Hong: Xiao Hua, come on, today Master will teach you the bone shrinking skill.

Xiaohua: Okay, okay, master, what is the use of the bone shrinking skill?

Er Yuehong: It is very useful.After the bone shrinkage, she changed into a girl and went to the bathhouse—oh no, it would look even better if she went to the theater to sing Huadan.

Xiaohua: Then why don't you use the bone shrinking exercise so much?

Er Yuehong: Because there is a side effect here.It will be more painful to be hit after bone shrinkage

Little Flower:  …

Zhu Sha: "Did it hurt because you went to the women's bathhouse and got beaten?"

Xie Yuchen: "Send the third master to the old place. When you meet Wang Baqiu, just beat him to death. It's mine."

But Master Hua did not expect that the consequences of being so domineering would be...

One day Xiuxiu strolled to Xie's house.

Huo Xiuxiu: "Brother Xiaohua, what are you doing?"

"Practice! Sign! Name!" Xie Yuchen gritted his teeth.

Huo Xiuxiu: "Work injury report...medical expense reimbursement...death certificate...what are these?"

Xie Yuchen: "It's fine with my daughter-in-law Zhu Sha! His second uncle's Wu Xie's stuffy oil king fat man with black glasses! He injured people, maimed them, killed them, and they're all mine! Xiuxiu, go and kill them all!" Kill this scourge directly! Count it on me!" Xie Yuchen was already on the verge of going berserk.

Xiuxiu backed away silently...

…………

The next day, facing the shopping bill sent by Miss Huo, Xie Yuchen's hands cramped when he signed it: "Your second uncle!"

Zhu Sha took a sip of tea calmly: "You can use the seal."

Xie Yuchen looked at Zhu Sha in disbelief: "Daughter-in-law...why didn't you say it earlier?"

Get rid of Yuchen!

Q Where does your source of income come from?

Wu Xie: "My uncle!"

Fatty Wang: "Little flower!"

Black blind man: "I'm godfather!"

Zhang Qiling: "My brother-in-law!"

Zhang Haike: "My patriarch's brother-in-law!"

Zhu Sha: "My husband!"

Zhang Rishan came over with the bill: "Then what, Yuchen, your wife and your relatives often eat at my place, break my things...pay the bill..."

Xie Yuchen spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Your uncle!"