What if I was abducted by aliens?

Before Jiang Jiang became the high priest, he also practiced dance hard in order to learn sacrificial dances. But after coming here, not only the so-called compulsory courses for the whole school that confused him before, even Jiang Jiang had never He almost didn't know dance from elementary school to adulthood.In the first week, all the freshmen were studying the development history of the Karst Federation, the situation and war, the introduction to basic technology, and the Karst language. He could at least understand the first two, but what the hell were the latter two?Why he can understand every word, but he doesn't know what it means when combined.Back then, he was the prince who was often praised by his master, even his elder brother who was the prince did not receive such treatment.Now he doesn't even know what the teacher said is the simplest three speeding cars that drive economic growth.

After leaving the classroom, Jiang Zhang ran towards his professional class with a blissful expression on his face. He just couldn't understand these literary things, but he still knew how to dance.But now, I saw Jiang Jiang looking at the teacher with a bewildered expression. While showing himself how to test his body explosive power, he told himself that the minimum requirement for body strength is to reach 200kg, which is the most basic for learning dance. requirements.Jiang Jiang suddenly felt that the gap between himself and the karst star was too big, Ma Dan, this is not teaching people how to dance, this is simply training soldiers.

Mi Lei withdrew her slender legs, and then gave up the tester, "Jiang Award, you have a try." Mi Lei also saw that Jiang Award was looking at the data on the tester with horror on his face, and Mi Lei walked over. He patted Jiang Prize on the shoulder, "It's okay, just try it first, if it doesn't work, you can practice later." Then he gave Jiang Prize an encouraging smile.

Jiang Jiang looked at Mi Lei, who was wearing tights, was as tall as himself, had long pink hair, and was about the same figure as the ladies of the past but had a bold personality. He walked over silently, glanced at the tester, and chose the simplest one first. Hand strength test.

The tester slowly moved the test board upwards according to Jiang Jiang's height, "Drip—the preparation is complete, and the tester can carry out the test."

Jiang Jiang took a deep breath, "Hey --" a group hit the test board.

"Drip - 200kg, qualified."

Mi Lei applauded Jiang Jiang several times, "That's right, let's test the next one."

"Drip - 245kg, qualified."

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After Jiang Jiang got out of class, his whole body was sore and limp, his limbs were weak, and he was exhausted. Jiang Jiang lay on the seat and enjoyed 008's massage for himself.Mi Lei on the side looked at Jiang Jiang with resentment, "I can't stand this level of training. How can I fight with others in the future? No wonder those people like to catch your carbon-based creatures as pets. It's just a pushover. Squeeze if you want."

"Fighting dance?" Jiang Jiang was a little puzzled when he heard this word for the first time, dancing like a sword fight?

"I know that you, a little pet, don't know." Mi Lei tossed her long hair, "Let me show you the video of me dancing with others, Teacher, and let you see my dancing posture, Teacher." Mi Lei opened the My communicator called up a video of myself dancing with others, "This is a video of me fighting with a teacher from the dance department of the Federal University of Science and Technology next door. When you watch it later, you have to study hard." Mi Lei Release that video with a holographic image, and point out which tricks you and the other party used by the way.Mi Lei said that when she was excited, she would do the movements herself, but she didn't hear much of such dedicated explanations, because he was completely stunned!

Explain watching the two women dancing to the rhythm and fighting each other in the video, the most important thing is that when they fight each other, they should pay attention to the good posture and emotional expression, even if they are kicked by each other, they still have to laugh The sweet kind.Pay attention and immediately understand why there are so few people. It can be said that almost no one has applied for this major. This is simply inexplicable!If Jiang Jiang could speak English, at this moment he would definitely say whatthe* and then add a typical black bewildered expression.But he can't, the chair Jiang Prize can only be petrified on the spot, stiff body with a wooden face, and continue to read silently.

In the last "extraordinary" dance, Mi Lei jumped up suddenly, stepped on the opponent's shoulder with the power of a celestial girl, and stepped on the opponent's shoulders, forcing a strong man as strong as a bear to crush her opponent. He fell to his knees with a "bang", and his knees were deeply buried in the stage.

Mi Lei retracted the video, and found that Jiang Jiang looked at her with a scared face (heavy fog!), and couldn't help laughing out loud, "Ahaha, you are so cute." Mi Lei reached out and pinched Jiang Jiang's face, "Isn't it just a dance? What's there to be scared of? Do you think such things as dance fights happen every day? It only happens in some large-scale competitions. Generally, our dances use It’s more about entertainment. So what are you afraid of? Although it’s really painful if you accidentally get hit during a dance fight, as long as you practice hard, you don’t have to be beaten. It’s only you who hits others, so , you have to work hard."

Jiang Jiang nodded obediently.Then diligently followed Mi Lei to exercise.

Mi Lei just wanted to leave after class, when she suddenly remembered, "Although the basic graduation standard for students majoring in dance is 200kg, because we are a high-level university, in order to reflect the difference between us and other colleges, so... ...The minimum requirement for all graduates in our college is 300kg, please do your best!" Mi Lei winked playfully at Jiang Jiang and then left Jiang Jiang with a back view, only Jiang Jiang was messed up in the wind, thinking He cheated during the test. He secretly lost yang energy on his fists to increase his attack power so that every indicator could reach the passing line. Now he told him that he needs to reach 300kg to graduate. Are you kidding me? ?

Jiang Jiang held his little arm and took 008 back to the dormitory. Suddenly, Jiang Jiang tilted his head intuitively.

With the sound of "siu", a boomerang flew past Jiang Prize's ear, and a few severed hairs of Jiang Prize flew in front of Jiang Prize's eyes and then floated away.

"Who?" 008 immediately turned around and asked vigilantly.

"Hugh... oh..." A whistle sounded, and three brown-haired boys came out, and the boy who walked in front whistled at Jiang Jiang, "As expected of a favored little pet, this The figure is really good~" Da Zong unabashedly swept Jiang Jue from head to toe over and over again, not to mention Jiang Jue as the party involved, even 008 as a robot felt something was wrong.

The clothes on Jiang Prize, who had just been drilled by Mi Lei, were soaked in sweat. With a sound, the white casual sports suit was tightly attached to Jiang Prize's body, and the sweat on his body made Jiang Prize's clothes wear off. It's equal to not wearing, translucent, looming and more attractive.

"That's right, that's right, those long legs are long and straight, and just by looking at them, you can tell that they must be smooth and tender to the touch, and they can even dance, and they will be biu if you pinch them Play it, fuck it, think about it, I feel like I can play for a year." A slightly shorter boy in the back was staring at Jiang Jiang's leg, while swallowing desperately, Er Zong wished to jump over and cover him immediately. Jiang Jiang's long legs were touched and licked in various ways.

"I prefer that white and big butt, it must be very cool to pinch." Xiao Zong even made various shapes with his fingers while watching, as if he was really pinching Jiang Prize's butt In the end, Xiao Zong couldn't bear it anymore and walked over to pat Jiang Jiang's big butt, but Jiang Jiang immediately turned around and rushed to nothing.

Da Zong stretched out his hand to support Jiang Prize's shoulder, and the three of them surrounded Jiang Prize directly and trapped Jiang Prize, preventing Jiang Prize from leaving.008, who was excluded from the outside, became anxious immediately, "This is a comprehensive university, people will pass by at any time, I advise you to stop as soon as possible. You also know that we are students of the dance department, and you must also know that Mi Lei The teacher is amazing, if Teacher Mi Lei finds out, just wait."

Da Brown looked at 008 with contempt on his face, "You are a robot, we will destroy you when we get tired of playing with pets, do you think Teacher Mi Lei will know? No, she will never know. Second Brown The sneaky fly was released, and we took a good note of what happened next." Da Brown licked his lips and raised Jiang Jiang's chin, "As long as you are obedient, little pet, we will not make you beautiful You don’t have to worry about your master thinking you’re dirty and abandoning you if you put your attitude on the virtual network for people to watch, remember to be obedient, ah ha ha ha..."

Er Zong took out the sneak shot fly from his pocket, and said to Big Brown excitedly, "Boss, the sneak shot fly has been put away."

Xiao Zong immediately couldn't help wanting to touch Jiang Jiang, but before he touched Jiang Jiang's body, he found that his hands seemed to be pricked by something, and when he looked down, "Ah-ah- -ah--"

Big Brown looked at Little Brown impatiently, "You..." Just as he was about to scold him, he found that Little Brown's hands were pricked all over with black needle-like things. Big Brown took a closer look and found that it was When the little pet's hair was cut off, Da Brown was suddenly furious, and suddenly raised his right hand to give Jiang Prize a slap, but Jiang Prize was faster than him, he raised his knee and jerked it out, and Da Brown immediately let out a pig-killing moan. screamed, "Ah—"

"You... you... see how I will deal with you, come out with Phantom Fire." Er Zong hastily touched his mecha bracelet, just about to summon his mecha to deal with Jiang Jiang, but before he could When he pressed the button, he was kicked out by Jiang Prize.

Da Brown, who had been kicked at the weak point of all the men, lay down on the ground moaning in pain, looking at Jiang Prize with eyes full of hatred, and directly summoned the boomerang he hadn't recalled just now to hit Jiang Prize.

Jiang Zhi's black long straight suddenly swelled up and slammed the boomerang directly, and then directly absorbed a lot of yang energy. He was too lazy to fight with them. Now he is so sticky that he can't wait to go back to the dormitory to wash take a bath.The big brown, the second brown and the little brown, who originally wanted to be a moth, suddenly had their eyes turned black and limp to the ground.Although the absorbed yang energy was not fatal enough, it was able to make them spend their entire lower body on the hospital bed.

Jiang Jiang took away the broken hair that he had tied into Xiao Zong's hand, and then wiped them all with one finger. "Send me Yang Qi when you are free? A bunch of fools." Jiang Jiang dismissed a "forget" directly. The words were given to them, eliminating their experience of meeting themselves. Before leaving, Jiang Jiang glanced at the fly robot that was still flying around them, "008, can you take that slapping fly away? If not, I'll destroy it."

008 suddenly excitedly grabbed the sneak-swatting fly and stuffed it into his stomach, "No need for the master, 008 is now the most advanced all-round robot, 008 can help people transform the sneak-swatting fly so that it can be used by the master."

Jiang Jiang thought that it would cost money to buy this fly robot, so he asked 008 to pick it up, as if he had saved himself a fortune.If it is useless in the future, let 008 pack it up and give it as a gift.

008 was looking through the memory of Candid Fly, and suddenly found that it was full of small colored videos that the three scumbags had recorded just now to threaten the victims. Classmates I met. 008's eyes flickered a few times, "Master, the fly robot is full of videos recorded by those three people before, look at it."

Jiang Jiang rubbed his hair and tilted his head for a glance. Just this one glance made Jiang Jiang feel that his eyes were polluted. From the mud temple, these three guys turned into prototypes. In violating a little boy, the most important thing is that the little boy is not a pet at all, but a child from an ordinary family who was secretly abducted from the road when they were wandering outside.They just thought that the little boy hadn't played it before and wanted to play it on a whim.

The anger in Jiang Jiang's heart immediately rose. He was about to go back and beat up those people and suck up their yang energy, but he was stopped by 008, "Master, wait a minute..."

"what happened?"

"I just found a good recording, please listen to it." 008 immediately called up a video that only lasted a few seconds.

Jiang Xiang raised his chin to signal 008 to release it for him to listen to.

"...Miss, we've already done it... um... Got it... The next one is also found..."

Jiang Jiang frowned. Although this recording was only a few seconds long, the information contained in it was huge. If these people were really instructed by others, who was the one who instructed them?I have only come to this school for a week and I can count the people I know with a single slap. Jiang Jiang really can't think of who he has offended.If there is anything in oneself that can be envied by others, it is only Suotu.Jiang Jiang let go directly and asked 008 to send all the memory of the fly robot to Suo Tu, and let him, the master, worry about it. He is just a little pet now.

Hmph, want to steal someone from me?Let's see who can do it better than whom?