What if I was abducted by aliens?

A man covered in black cloth slowly took the hand of local tyrant Jin to Boone's main house.The local tyrant Jin, with his short legs, was held awkwardly by his mother, "Mother, I am an adult now, you don't have to hold my hand outside, and I won't get lost."

Her Royal Highness gave the local tyrant Jin a shudder without hesitation, "Heh... what idiot was caught just going out to pick up a ball, if you were not rescued by someone inexplicably, I would Do you know how to get it from you? You are probably caught and sold to the bald uncle Jiang Jiangniang now."

The local tyrant Jin suppressed his small face in disbelief, and waved his small fists, "Did you ever say that about your son? I'm still not your own?"

Her Royal Highness the Queen snorted noblely and coldly, "If it wasn't for my own, would you have sold it long ago?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the local tyrant Jin yelled angrily, but before he finished venting, he was slapped on the face by his queen mother.Suddenly footsteps were heard.

Sono received the news when the private spaceship of Planet Slime arrived at the port of the capital.Although my son told me that recently the little prince of the slime planet, Jin, may come to their house to see his little pet Jiang Prize.However, Sono didn't believe it at first. A few days ago, many old friends teased that his family finally "welcome" the "patronage" and "congratulations" of the pet law enforcement team.Although he didn't know how Suo Tu settled it, it was fine as long as there was nothing wrong.Sono asked the housekeeper to get ready early in the morning, and when the queen came to his door, Sono hurriedly took his wife Catherine out to greet her.

Sono walked towards Her Highness the Queen slowly, stretched out his right hand, and respectfully invited Her Highness to his home, "His Highness is very glad to see you again. The radiation outside is a bit strong, let's talk about it first."

Her Majesty the Queen nodded reservedly, and then pulled Jin, who had stopped struggling, to follow Sono into the house, "I'm sorry, I'm a carbon-based creature, so please forgive me for any inconvenience. "

“2的平方是4，3的平方式9……”正在房间里面接受008普及基本常识的蒋奖突然感受到身后似乎有一股危险的气息。蒋奖想都不想直接把黑长直一甩，瞬间暴涨的黑长直出其不意的把攻过来的不明生物pia到了墙上。

Jiang Jiang turned his head and looked, "Hey, I didn't expect it to be you, Tuhaojin, you actually came." Jiang Jiang hurriedly picked off the Tuhaojin on pia's wall, and rubbed the Tuhaojin that was already flat With a floor-like face, "Are you all right?"

"He's fine."

Jiang Jiang wanted to look at the door, and saw a person taking off the hood on his head.The man in front of him looked elegant and calm in his gestures, with a gentle and confident smile on his face, which made him even more charming, and he would unconsciously attract the attention of everyone around him.Looking into his eyes through the lens, I found that his eyes are a little slender, and there seems to be water flowing in the bottom of the eyes, shining with a faint soft light, gentle and attractive, no matter who is stared at by him, there will be a kind of The feeling of being surrounded by tenderness melts a heart unintentionally.

The visitor smiled slightly at Jiang Jie, "Hello, I am the queen mother of the local tyrant Jin, you can call me Dongfang. Thank you for saving the local tyrant Jin from the hands of the bad guys. This is my little heart and respect." Hand Jiang Jiang a small box.

Jiang Jiang took the box and smiled slightly, "Thank you, it's just a little effort."

Seeing that Jiang Jiang hadn't opened the box, Dongfang couldn't help urging, "Open it and see if you like it."

"Uh... okay." Jiang Jiang was taken aback for a moment, so it's the custom here to open gifts in front of the owner? .Jiang Jiang opened the box and saw that there was nothing but a piece of red paper with a man's head on it.Jiang Award is a bit confused. Does this piece of paper have any special purpose or significance? In fact, it is the most advanced reward on Planet Slime?

Dongfang didn't seem to have any special reaction when he saw Jiang Jiang and Grandpa Mao, and couldn't help but beat his heart. Did he think wrong?But the local tyrant Jin slowly said that Jiang Prize also knew about chicken legs.It shouldn't be wrong.Dongfang tentatively said, "Grandpa Mao? The Great Chinese nation? Teacher Cang? Computer? Abccdefg? Genzhengmiaohong? Bruce Lee? The descendant of the dragon..."

Dongfang said a lot, but Jiang Ju still looked at him with a confused face. Dongfang just continued to mutter, "Descendants of Yan and Huang? Nuwa made man? Hongjun Daozu? Sanhaijing? Fox spirit?"

It was only Jiang Jiang who knew what Dongfang was doing, that was to recognize relatives.Jiang Jiang was very excited, and quickly answered, "Nuwa mends the sky, Dayu controls the floods, Jingwei fills the sea, and the three-legged golden crow."

Dongfang immediately became elated, "Hey, fellow countryman, I finally found you. You don't even know that I'm the only carbon-based creature on the slime planet. I have to be locked in the protective layer every day, and I have to wear clothes when I go out for a while Seriously. I’m almost dying of suffocation.” Dongfang pulled Jiang Jiang to the side of the bed and sat down, “I’m from District C, City B, Province A, and I was arrested while taking a bath at home. You Woolen cloth?"

Jiang Jiang didn't understand again, "Province A, City B, Community C?"

Dongfang discovered that something was wrong with Jiang Prize, and looked at Jiang Prize with a face full of crap, "Isn't it true that you won't be arrested from modern times? I was arrested in 2016 AD, how about you?"

"2016 AD? I don't know, I only know the 34th year of the Fangchen Dynasty." AD?Could it be that the dynasty was established after their dynasty was destroyed, and in 2016, it was much longer than their Fangchen dynasty.Jiang Jiang suddenly felt delicate and astringent.

"Fang Chen Dynasty?" Dongfang was silently stunned by a dynasty poem and found that there was no Fang Chen Dynasty in it, "I haven't heard of it? Then do you know abccdefg?"

Jiang Jiang shook his head.Dongfang sighed, "It seems that you are an ancient man."

"the ancients?"

Dongfang Convenience began to popularize the 5000-year history of China to Jiang Jiang. By the way, he told Jiang Jiang that the Fangchen Dynasty should be an earlier dynasty, otherwise he should have heard of it.Dongfang tilted his head and looked at Jiang Jiang's frowning and thoughtful expression. The sun cast on Jiang Jiang's face, and a layer of rough fringe appeared on the side, making Jiang Jiang's skin look more attractive.Dongfang couldn't help touching his face. Although he had always paid attention to maintenance and radiation protection, his condition was getting worse day by day. Dongfang hesitated and asked, "How do you usually take care of yourself?" What? Why does it look like it hasn't been damaged by radiation at all?"

"Radiation?" Jiang Jiang, who had just attended a general knowledge class for half a day, couldn't understand again.

Dongfang stretched out his paw silently, "We carbon-based creatures are inferior to silicon-based creatures in terms of physical fitness. Any silicon-based creature is a strong man, but our carbon-based creatures Silicon-based organisms are much more difficult. I didn’t realize it when I first came here. I didn’t wear protective clothing for two or three days, and my skin was instantly irradiated like ten years old. Now I can’t make up for it. , so how do you take care of Jiang Jiang?"

And this thing?I have always regarded silicon-based organisms as human beings like myself. It turned out that I couldn't beat Suo Tu at the beginning not because I didn't use my advantage as a zongzi, but because they were all a group of people who were not zongzi" Zongzi" ah.

Seeing that Jiang Jiang was silent, Dongfang looked around in embarrassment, just when he was about to speak.Jiang Jiang said, "Actually, it's probably because we have practiced a special kind of exercise."

Dongfang suddenly looked at Jiang Jiang with bright eyes, "Then can you teach me?"

Jiang Jiang glanced at Dongfang a few times, "You are too old, you have to practice martial arts from a young age."

The East petrified in a second.

Jiang Jiang looked at the local tyrant Jin who was still rubbing his face, and then at the place around him who was the same person as he used to be, "Actually, I want to know more about you and your family... ummm... and then How did you... ummm... give birth to the local tyrant Jin and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince." From the appearance of the local tyrant Jin and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, Jiang Jue can imagine the appearance of the Dongfang family, it should be a dog than the Crown Prince Bigger golden slime.Thinking of Dongfang and a golden ball sauce brewing and then giving birth to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and the local tyrant Jin, Jiang Jiang thought it was miraculous.Then he looked at Dongfang with eyes full of gossip and admiration. At least he and Suotu were still in human form against human form, although some part of Suotu was beyond the shape and scope of ordinary human beings.

Dongfang perfectly comprehended the meaning of Jiang Jue's um-hmm-hmm, and looked away a little shyly, "Just... that's it. In fact, the local tyrant Jin and the others can transform into human forms after they reach adulthood." Talking Dongfang Immediately blushed, in fact, the local tyrant Jin's father had used his original form to do it to him.When Dongfang thought of being sucked into his body by the local tyrant Jin's father, and then... thinking of the scene at that time, Dongfang blushed suddenly.