What if I was abducted by aliens?

Big Eyes and Little Eyes are playing the most popular virtual network game "Mecha Storm" connected to the virtual network.

"Hey, look at my homing missile." Looking at a blue and white humanoid mecha with big eyes, he pressed a button on the mecha console, and suddenly six small covers opened on both sides of the mecha. A tracking missile the size of a milk tea cup was launched.

"Hmm, look at my Thomas turning 360 degrees." The little eye immediately made a 360-degree turn in the air, then turned around and flew to where the big eye was.

The big eyes were stunned by this change, "Ah, I'm afraid of the small eyes, and then flew towards the small eyes, if we die, let's die together." Then the two were killed together.

When he came out of the virtual network, the face of the small eyes was as black as black charcoal, he took off the five-pointed star-like virtual network connector on his head, pointed at the nose of the big eyes and cursed: "Don't think I don't know you It was on purpose."

The big eyes touched the poop-shaped virtual network connector in his hand guiltily, "Hey, because I can't think of a better way, you are so powerful, I can only do that."

The small eyes were a little proud of being flattered, and he raised his chin and "hummed", "This is not an example." Then he habitually looked at the monitor, only to find that something was wrong in the warehouse, "Look here, how did this human die? And why did half of humanity turn into something like a dead branch?"

The big eyes were also bouncing in their hearts, "Quickly play back the record and see if something happened?"

The two played back the recordings of the monitor, and were stunned immediately. Their small eyes said in disbelief, "Obviously, that beauty was indeed dead when I checked it before, so why is she alive again? Could it be that God favored us and let us Make a lot of money?"

"However, although the beauty has woken up, we are also short of ordinary goods. How can we explain to the boss?" Big eyes looked at the ordinary goods that had probably been damaged by the beauty, and his heart was bleeding.

Small eyes said disapprovingly: "Just hand over the videotape to the boss. Anyway, we caught a lot this time. Although the loss is average, but rare things are more expensive. Maybe this way the boss can buy more money. And there's this big baby called Beauty, ahahaha..."

The big eyes are still a little sullen.

In order to prevent the beauty from harming other goods, a robot is used to secretly install an electric tennis ball on the box to trap the beauty who has been lying back in the box, and then move the box to another warehouse.

When the robot came to install the electric tennis ball, Jiang Jiang had actually woken up. Since he absorbed enough yang energy, his memory had begun to slowly recall.He used to be the second prince of the Fangchen Dynasty and the high priest of the country.At the beginning, their country was buried under the sea because of a catastrophe. However, as the high priest, he used his life to spy on the secrets of the sky in order to prevent his father, mother, and elder brother from dying without a place to die. , thus building a tomb of extreme yin, so that their family can have a day of rebirth.

When Jiang Jiang regained his sanity, he was so excited beyond words, thinking that since he was resurrected, would his father and king be resurrected as well.When he was delighted to see how his father and the others were doing, he found that he seemed to be caught by someone, and he was taken to a strange place, and there were many people lying on the ground. Judging from their state, it is estimated that they should have been stunned, and these people should have been captured just like him.Did they encounter human traffickers?Back then, their father personally ordered that if the traffickers were caught, they would be punished by skinning, and then hang them on the city wall to warn everyone.I didn't expect this group of traffickers to be so rampant after so long.

When the robot came in, Jiang Jiang kept carefully pretending that he hadn't woken up (as an ancient man, he didn't know there was such a thing as a monitor), and lay obediently in his coffin, looking at that strange " The Tin Woodman" wanted to do something to himself.

Seeing the Tin Woodman put a round object outside his coffin, Jiang Jiang felt a little strange, so he secretly controlled a strand of hair to protrude out of the coffin, but the hair was electrocuted as soon as it protruded from the surface of the coffin.As a big evil like the old zongzi, Jiang Jie was very afraid of the extremely righteous thing like electricity, so Jiang Jie, who originally wanted to make trouble, immediately lay down in the coffin obediently and pretended to be dead.Let the "Tin Woodman" take himself to another room and close it.When the robot left, it also took the electric tennis ball away.

Seeing that the power grid that trapped him disappeared, Jiang Jiang's heart immediately returned to his stomach.Jiang Jiang opened his eyes and looked at the metal walls all around, even the ceiling was made of metal.This silvery white color, Jiang Jiang thought for a while, it should not be bronze, bronze is blue, and it is not iron, iron is black.Jiang Jiang stood up and walked over to feel it. It was very slippery, and he poked it with his fingers. As a zongzi, he didn't poke a hole, which means it should be quite hard.Could it be that those Taoists know that they are zongzi?Such a metal box is specially made to close itself.Jiang Jiang rubbed his chin, the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible. "The Tin Woodman" is indeed the product of the alchemy of those Taoists.And besides being Taoists, they may also be some cult organizations, because those Taoists who think they are the messengers of justice cannot prepare so much "food" to fill their stomachs when they wake up.

So now comes the problem. Jiang Jiang feels that compared to the priceless treasures in the tomb, although his skin looks pretty good, he still feels that his attractiveness is not so great, and he can beat money in this world. The most alluring thing.

While Jiang Jiang was groping around in the warehouse, Big Eyes and Small Eyes were watching him through the monitor on the console.

"Ahahaha... look at his big-eyed turtle, it's even more funny than those humans, it's like you've never seen a robot, or even a metal wall, it's so funny, aha Haha..." The little eyes laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out.

"I also think, ah ha ha ha... It looks like a low-level civilized person at first glance, like a group of country bumpkins entering the city, ah ha ha ha... No wonder those rich people like to buy a pet of a low-level civilization to keep. It's all a joke, hahaha..." The big eyes had collapsed on the seat with laughter.

"Also, when the robot entered just now, he pretended to be asleep. After the robot left, he fumbled around. Didn't he know that there is a thing called a monitor? Hahahaha"

"Maybe I really don't know, a group of low-level civilized people, ahahaha..."

As a novice rice dumpling, Jiang Jue is not very familiar with his own power, and his control is not good. After Jiang Jue calmed down from being kidnapped, Jiang Jue slowly began to feel a little strange. The metal box is airtight, why do I always feel like someone is peeping at me?Jiang Jian was puzzled after thinking about it. Could it be that the legendary mirror of heaven and earth, one of the supreme treasures of Taoism, really exists?It is said that the Qiankun mirror can spy on everything in the family, no matter you are thousands of miles away or separated by a wall, you can spy on everything silently.

The more Jiang Jiang thought about it, the more he felt that his guess was right, and he secretly warned himself not to be as reckless as thinking about Rijin in his actions in the future.Jiang Jiang then lay back in his coffin to recuperate. Now in this metal box, he has no "food" to eat, and no essence of the sun and moon to absorb, so he can only reduce the consumption of his body functions, let himself The stomach that was so full just now can be hungry more slowly.Although I am a zongzi now, I no longer need ordinary food to fill my stomach like a living person, but I also need to eat human flesh and blood to maintain my survival.However……

"Eating human flesh is so dirty, I don't know if they have bathed, even if they have bathed, they may not be very clean," Jiang Jiang thought of eating a piece of human flesh that was full of sweaty smell, and his stomach twitched. Sure enough, some things are not something you can try casually, "If you are with human blood..." Thinking about the fact that when I was very human just now, I made my hands grow terribly, and...Jiang Jiang sniffed his sleeves and possessed them. A faint smell of blood, "The smell is also very strong."

Jiang Jiang was depressed. Could it be that he was going to be the first zongzi in the world to be starved to death by himself.Jiang Jiang, who finally survived, hesitated.Jiang Jiang, who was thinking about whether he should eat human flesh and drink human blood with other zongzi, suddenly remembered that when he was still awake in another world, he seemed to dislike getting dirty clothes with human blood, and then unconsciously turned to live. A person's mouth and nose absorbed all his yang energy.Then he slowly woke up.

Although you may encounter the danger of being attacked by your breath when absorbing yang qi, compared with such dirty things as eating raw human flesh and blood, inhaling yang qi immediately shows the advantages of simple and clean operation.

Jiang Jiang, who finally decided on his eating method, began to close his eyes and rest, adjust his inner breath, and check the situation in his body.