[Naruto] Biography of the Second Door

Dressed neatly and meticulously, Tobima and Quanna faced the tattered and embarrassed Hashima and Madara. If the former was more like a couple ready to walk on the wedding red carpet at any time, the latter was more like a desperate mandarin duck who ran away from home.

"Madara, we are number one!" Hashirama held Madara's wrist firmly, smiling brightly.

"Hmm." A single sound was hummed in his nasal cavity, Madara didn't show a trace of embarrassment, and still looked like he was the only one in the world, as if he was not wrapped in tattered cloth strips but the most gorgeous and solemn dress.

What a headache!

He took a deep breath and paused, and kept warning himself not to get angry. After all, today is a very special day, but... his face was still darkened by eight degrees: "Brother, are you sure you want to take wedding photos like this?" Shame, black history!

Photos must be pasted on the marriage certificate, and color photos, which are more expensive than the popular black and white photos, are specially used for auspiciousness.In order to encourage ninjas to start a family and start a business, a marriage certificate and a series of services are charged for a symbolic two dollars.

The silver and copper plates that were not easy to carry in large quantities were gradually replaced by banknotes and coins with the Konoha logo, and two yuan was equivalent to ten Wen in the past.

Quan Nai also had an expression that couldn't bear to look directly: "Brother, marriage is a very serious matter." If the clothes are disheveled, there is every reason for the staff to refuse to go through the formalities. Indecent" within, okay?

Hashirama and Madara looked at each other, belatedly noticing each other's misery, but what if they couldn't catch up with the first registration when they went home and changed their clothes?

Facing the two elder brothers who knew something was wrong and still stood at the door unwilling to move, he let out a long sigh: "I have expected this situation a long time ago. I have brought all your clothes and application materials." He took out a space from his cuff Scroll, motioning them to hurry in, "There should be a toilet or something inside."

Super caring little brother, Hashirama was so moved that tears burst out of his eyes. Tobima is always in charge of important events in life.

"Hurry up, let's change clothes!" Hatsura passed the scroll and put his arms around Madara's waist, "Tobima will help us occupy a seat!"

Watching her brother and the others disappear into the corner of the corridor in a panic, Quan Nai once again lowered his head to inspect his attire: wooden clogs are OK, belts are OK, no wrinkles are OK, hairstyle... Looking at the smooth porcelain vase by the door, long The hair was tied up and hung on the shoulders, and the family crest on the back was clearly exposed, perfect.

Fortunately, it was in the morning, and the registration office was in a relatively quiet street, otherwise they would definitely be surrounded by crowds.After confirming that she was in good condition, Quan Nai turned around to check the door and asked, "Why let your brother go so easily? Didn't you say to give him a long memory?"

It’s really embarrassing that the elder brother can’t be in public, and once it affects Ban Quanna, he will definitely be angry, “For the sake of their hard work, let’s do it next time.” arm, "Let's line up first."

I just don't know where the two of them went to fight, how hard they fought to make themselves look like that.

"Good day! Hokage-sama, Madara-sama, Tobima-sama, Senna-sama. You are—"

Registrar Megumi Tanaka, an active chunin, a youthful [-]-year-old girl, felt that she was not suitable for the task, so she applied for the examination of the Ministry of Administration and was assigned to work in the Marriage Registry.On the first day of officially taking up the job, she encountered the biggest challenge of her career.

"Of course it's a registered marriage," Hashirama replied without hesitation, "You're Megumi Tanaka, Kurama Aoi's former teammate, right?"

Eh?Hokage-sama actually remembers who she is!Megumi Tanaka felt dizzy for a while. Although she was remembered as Kui-kun's teammate, she was still so excited!but……

"If I read correctly, Hokage-sama, the other half's name on your application form is Madara-sama." Cliff's eyes are blurred, how could the rumors in the village be true!

"I remember very clearly that it is clearly stipulated in the marriage regulations..." A normal couple should be a man and a woman, Tanaka Hui quickly filtered through the memorized provisions in his mind, "One person is only allowed to have the only legal partner... "Huh huh huh?There is no mention from the beginning to the end that it must be a man and a woman!

Reluctantly memorizing it again, Megumi Tanaka bowed ninety degrees to the four of them, "Please give me some time to read the regulations! I'm really sorry for not remembering them properly!"

Hashirama patted Madara's shoulder reassuringly, and watched with a smile as the registrar girl desperately searched for relevant content, her fingers almost flew up line by line across the page.

It's so pitiful, Quan Nai shrugged sympathetically and sat down beside Toikama, the candidates selected by Senshou Momoka were really unreliable, so he would have eliminated all of them.Flipping the book face to face should be fried...

"No problem! Please hand me the account book and ID card, Hokage-sama and Madara-sama." After flipping through it three times to prove that she remembered correctly, Megumi Tanaka managed to squeeze out a standard sweet smile, "I kept you waiting! "

With trembling hands, the seal was stamped with red ink pad. Megumi Tanaka handed over the marriage certificate in duplicate to Hashirama and Madara, and said in a fluttering voice: "I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years."

When it was the turn of the second couple, Kei Tanaka was able to face up to the fact that Master Tomona wanted to transfer the household registration to Master Quanna without changing his face.Think about Madara-sama or the patriarch of the Uchiha clan, both of whom can use Hokage-sama as the head of the household... Ahem, subconsciously treating Uchiha as his wife is not a good behavior. Both parties have equal status and status to form a legal partner instead of a husband and wife!wake up!Megumi Tanaka!

The registrar didn't ask long-winded questions, and swiftly stamped and issued the certificate, which made Quan Nai's bad mood instantly brighten, and she put away her own share, with a smile on her lips: "Next, we should consider the wedding. "

Tanaka Hui watched in horror as the tall and majestic adults on weekdays tore apart the question of who would wear women's clothing at the wedding, hey hey hey, wouldn't that solve the problem if they all wore men's clothing? Bar!

I think everyone probably agrees with Megumi Tanaka. If the two adults of Uchiha wear women's clothes, they must be extremely gorgeous, but if they are the tall and powerful Senshou brothers... I don't know why, but I feel a little sick to my stomach.The rough guy can't afford to hurt his face!

Obviously Uchiha Madara's brain circuit is on the line with Tanaka Megumi. Part of the reason why his household registration and Hashirama were combined was because of the promise of obtaining Mutun cells at that time, unlike his younger brother who had a kind of obsession with marriage.It is not his style to communicate enough with one another.The wedding dresses of the Senshou family's women are too red, and Madara is absolutely unwilling to wear them on himself.As for Hashirama... This dark skinned, strong body, and generous face, except for a head of smooth long hair, has nothing to do with the word "sissy".

I'm not afraid that Hashirama will drive Senshou crazy, but I'm afraid that Uchiha will fall ill and dislike the patriarch's aesthetics and run away from home collectively.Why can't the Uchiha clan, who love face more than life, do anything?

The older brother doesn't want to have a wedding, so the younger brother can't pass him by.Quan Nai doesn't like the women's clothing in Zhujian, but looks forward to the wedding dress in Feijian.The young goddess Bai Xueji!

As soon as he saw Quan Nai's starry eyes, he knew what he was planning. He was no longer a slender young man. Although he was not as strong as his brother, he was not as thin as his brother.

Seeing that Quan Nai was showing signs of acting coquettishly, Fu Jian hurriedly whispered in his ear, only then did the little ancestor dispel Madara's idea of ​​agreeing to the wedding.

Even the god of ninjas, the head of the great clan, and the nightmare duo that made her fail the Jōnin assessment would have such a pyrotechnic side.Fortunately, he didn't reject Master Taohua's arrangement at the beginning, otherwise how could he have the chance to get close to the real big shot?Tanaka Hui thought so, sitting upright, wondering who the next pair will register?

Inhale, exhale, you must be calm, you just got married today and don't get angry...

"Brother, what the hell did you do!!!"

If he remembered correctly, the valley, waterfall and pool in front of him used to be a forest!And... flattened?Coming out of the registration office, my brother suddenly smiled and asked him for a favor.Even though he was prepared to clean up the mess in his heart, the unprecedented sight still made Tokaima's knees go soft.

"It's still...it's better to buy it." Brother and Hashirama's fighting skills have reached a new level, and Quan Nai can't go against his conscience and say that his brother is right, it's all because of Hashirama!

Considering the gossip-loving crowd of men, women and children in the village, the place may have received several waves of tourists in just a few hours.Put your fingers together to condense the chakra and touch the ground. There are so many boring guys coming with them, and there is a long silence between the doors.

"Since brother doesn't plan to hold a wedding, how about we change it?"

"Another form?"

Oh oh oh, set up statues of him and Madara on both sides of the waterfall!It's pretty creative!Stretching out his hand to stroke the bare cliff wall, Hashirama slammed his palm, no wonder he felt that something less was unnatural.

He ruthlessly dismissed his elder brother's crooked posture and styling suggestions, and decided to go with a realistic style. The master who carved the head of Hokage Rock should continue to carve the head. The abstract painting style does not meet the requirements.

"Why do you want to tie the seal of opposites? Why wear armor? Why wear a knife?" Madara dragged his collar between the pillars and struggled to protest: "I want to hold hands! I want to hug! I want to compare hearts!" He actually didn't Fierce!The Seal of Reconciliation is much better than the Seal of Conflict!

If it weren't for defeating Senjujuma, Quan Nai would have slapped him away: "Please, Hokage-sama, use your tofu-like brain, who would play the seal of confrontation before the competition you stipulated after leaving the ninja school?" , Seal of reconciliation after the competition?" Do you dare in actual combat?Especially for the seal of reconciliation, a few lives are not enough.

"But, but..." The child's gesture of holding hands and reconciling is very cute... so what if you try it!

Hey, "It's so stupid, Hashirama." Madara almost dragged the person up with force, "The seal of opposition is okay, but the seal of reconciliation is not good. Besides, since the seal of opposition is made, the seal of reconciliation is inevitable, isn't it? ?” More importantly, the Seal of Opposites is more handsome!

Later, this new valley was named the Valley of the End, and Feijian also gave it a particularly lofty meaning.However, for some reason, there are many other names.

strangeness.

The author has something to say:

I was slapped in the face by the plot released by TV yesterday!it hurts!Mount Miaomu is too hanging... The Sage of the Six Paths is actually such a big tree!It's Sangouyu at the first glance... Those who are hit don't know what to write. QAQ, the marriage registration process is nonsense, don't mind.

Today is 5.20, thank you to everyone who has been watching all the way until now, huh!The new article may not be opened at the end of the month, so let's finish this article obediently!In the evening, I may make up for the update owed yesterday... Probably, after that, it will be updated every other day!

Thank you little angel Bao Muzi for mine!

I love you day——

Auntie washes the railway every day~

Stalker A: Damn, there is no wedding!my bet...

Stalker B: Well, I feel that the statue is also very innovative.

Stalker C: There must be a wonderful power in this valley. After the battle, I will go to get married... Super exciting!

Stalker D: I wanted to pay two yuan for Hokage-sama, but now I am poor!

Stalker E: When Hokage-sama announces the good news, I hope I can save enough money to join the party.