[Naruto] Biography of the Second Door

Madara Uchiha has been upset with Senshou for a long time.

When he was very young, he didn't feel that serious, but after he entered puberty and started to twitch, he felt uncomfortable no matter how he looked at Hashirama.Would he have the idea of ​​cutting off the opponent's leg?snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮

After adulthood, Uchiha Madara finally became a rare 180 cm man in the Uchiha clan, emphasizing that he is 1.8 meters not 1.7 meters nine!He is only five centimeters shorter than Senju Bashima, who was raised with hormones by Senshou Feijian. Again, it is five centimeters, not [-] centimeters!

However, after officially getting together with Hashirama, Madara's heart has become even more frustrating.For some reason that has to be said, the place where he often lives is Qianshou's house, and of course the people he comes across are Qianshou, Qianshou and sporadic whirlpools.The guy who inherits the body of a fairy... all of them are so tall!The eye-catching 182.3cm white-haired second child is not there, but there should not be too many more than 1.8 meters!That Matsuta 190cm Madara never looked at him directly, but how can Taohua explain a woman's height of 175cm!Even the whirlpool Mito has 169.3cm!I feel like I won't love you anymore... my dear brother who is only 174.8cm, how are you?

When he is unhappy, the number of times Madara eats sweets increases greatly. If he encounters Baimao... No, when his sister-in-law shows off her cooking skills, she eats more.Who made sweets and dinners not fall into the same stomach!

Recently, Madara felt something was wrong.First, the cheeks plump up, then the waistband is a little tight, then the leggings get shortened inexplicably, and finally the shoes squeeze and fall! -_-||

"Brother—" the younger brother touched his chest and back, "Have you gained weight?"

clear!sky!clap!Thunder!I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it...

"Impossible!" Madara denied.

Tokaima's eyes swept away, and Uchiha Madara's real weight was invisible in front of him.Summon gossip little expert system gentleman~

... Oh my god, Madara Uchiha, who was already overweight, has gained ten catties again!Reluctantly pulling Quanna over, Tomona drew a number on the palm of his hand.

"Brother!!!" Quan Nai screamed, "Let's get weighed!!!"

"Fire Escape·Huo Huo Miu Miu!" The huge flames engulfed the house instantly with a billowing heat wave.

Hugging his younger brother who was about to make seals, the first Hokage-sama who rushed over was speechless, "Don't be impulsive! I have already blocked it with a wooden escape! If you come here again, the house will really be destroyed!"

Wipe off the beads of sweat rushing out of the top of the head, Zhu Jian wants to cry but has no tears, and if he can't find the pit, he will go to the spot, is it okay?Can you show Madara a big killer like a scale?Fortunately, he was witty and threw it in the utility room early, otherwise... I can foresee that tomorrow, all Konoha will be enthusiastically breaking the news #N version of #火影着被家断火火家庭为什么话#.

Uchiha Madara put on a noble and glamorous expression, and knocked over Hashirama who squeezed out to please the smile without looking sideways: "Let's go, Hokage, Dai, Ren."

Holding his younger brother's hand, Madara turned around and left the two brothers Senshou with a particularly straight back, "I'll go home and live with Quanna, Bai Mao, you move out." With Senshou, can he still lose weight?

After the Uchiha brothers left, Ichiro Hashirama got up from the ground and patted the dirt on the corner of his robe, "Madara... seems to have really gained weight." The force of hitting someone... covered his shoulders.

"It's not one o'clock or two o'clock at all, okay?" Brother, don't you feel panicked at night, the soul of complaining that has been silent for a long time revives, "He is heavier than you!"

"...I just feel that the hand feels better..." When he met his younger brother, Hashirama blinked and closed his mouth winkingly.

Togama: I don't understand your hidden meaning.

Uchiha Madara's chopsticks stayed in the air for a long time, and finally landed reluctantly on a plate of green vegetables.I really want to eat meat! Damn it!Sweet and sour dishes are all his favorites...

"Eat this." Two voices came together, and there were two extra ribs in Madara's bowl at the same time.

Hashirama and Quanna looked at each other, and continued their work tacitly. The chopsticks in their hands never stopped, and after a while, a high hill was piled up in front of Madara.A lot of meat... Maban, whose eyes were faintly red, decided to temporarily forget his promise to lose weight.

"If you are not afraid of gaining weight, please eat whatever you want." Chef Tomona reminded, "High fat, high sugar, high calorie, at least two catties in one meal." Based on the feeding method of his elder brother and Quanna, Uchiha Madara eats food every day. Under high-intensity battles, they were able to gain ten pounds in one breath, and the two of them contributed a lot.

"Tsk!" Brother Quan Nai, your feet are too heavy!Fei Jian gritted his teeth and endured for a long time before recovering, "What I'm telling is the truth!"

"Please don't talk!"

No matter the elder brother or Quan Nai, they can't be offended by Fei Jian, so they can only curse secretly: eat, eat, eat, forget about getting fat, elder brother, if you can't hold Banana, don't cry to me!

Throwing the chopsticks, Madara got up and opened the door to leave.

"Brother, where are you going?" Quan Nai hurriedly grabbed the other party.

"I beg you not to run away from home." After being separated for three nights, Hashirama couldn't help but dragged his younger brother to Uchiha's house to cook.In the long night, lonely, empty and cold!

"..." Madara turned her head, "Eat cucumbers."

On the first day, morning, noon and evening, cucumber.

The next day, morning, noon and evening, cucumber.

On the third day, morning, noon and evening, cucumber.

Today, continue to eat cucumbers.

"Brother, you've been eating cucumbers for three days!" Quan Nai was terrified, the key point is that she only lost less than three catties!

With a disheveled face: "I can eat a piece of bean curd sushi."

"Teima!" Hashirama held his younger brother's hand and whispered, "Please."

Tokima, who was stunned by Uchiha Madara's cheating recipe, took a long time to find his voice, "That... it's okay to eat meat once in a while, but the body can't accept eating cucumber every day." Turning to Izumi Nai said: "Let your brother drink some soup first, he may not be able to bear it now that he is eating so much oil."

Madara, who was hesitating, was in a dilemma at the door.

"You have the strength to lose weight when you are full, don't you?" A sentence suddenly flashed in his head, and he used it to comfort him without thinking.

Seeing Madara retracting his legs, Hashirama hurriedly pulled him over and pressed him on the seat, and Quanna took advantage of the opportunity to put a bowl of soup by his brother's hand.

Reluctantly nodding, large patches of small flowers appeared around Madara, and his mood became more and more cheerful as the meals decreased.Both Hashirama and Quanna heaved a sigh of relief, and went on to add vegetables to Madara.

Tobuma: I always feel that something terrible will happen.

"Fire escape—"

Another scale was brutally murdered.

Uchiha Madara stared at the number above viciously, in disbelief—he lost the weight he lost after eating cucumbers for three days, and he ate it back in one meal!And it got heavier!Is it necessary for this unreasonable world to exist?

TBC

Ninja Shura Uchiha Madara is famous for his viciousness. A pair of kaleidoscopes stretches all over the world. Susano, whose name is only heard, is said to be seen only once in a person's life.

Feijian: Hehe.

Watching the scenes of domestic violence between Susanoo and the wooden giants every day, no matter how much the Konoha ninjas are in awe, the group will feed the dogs of the Hatake family and the Inuzuka family.

In particular, Uchiha Madara has recently lost weight and lost his mind. When he heard words related to weight and fat, he immediately went berserk without explaining.I don’t know how many hills around Konoha were flattened, and the hills instantly turned into plains... Ah, speaking of which, Tobama-sama bought all those plains in the name of Konoha, laying a solid foundation for Konoha’s expansion in the future Base.Madara-sama’s role as the director of Konoha No. [-] Construction Office is really well-deserved. He spent his whole life implementing the slogan that there is no biggest, only bigger, ninja’s homeland.

Onoki swallowed his saliva, unable to control his desire to shrink behind Master Wu.

They came to Konoha for diplomacy... Unfortunately, they met Uchiha Madara who was running away from home.

I saw Uchiha Madara wearing a red armor, carrying his very famous flame fan and death sickle on his back, landing from the sky on the small slope in front to block the way.

Did a meteorite hit the earth?Onoki almost choked to death with a mouthful of pancakes, but when he looked up, he saw a man who looked like a Shura standing against the light, and he could barely see Konoha's forehead guard through his characteristic long hair.

"Uchiha... Madara!!!" Ohnoki heard the master call that man, "What advice do you have?"

"Are you the ninjas of the Land of Earth?" Uchiha Madara looked at them arrogantly, his scarlet sharing eyes were full of raging killing intent, as if looking at ants in his eyes made people dare not speak out, "that guy in Hashirama... "

"Forget it," Uchiha Madara groaned for a while and said, "Tell Hashirama that I'm going to the booklet city."

Between the pillars?Between Thousand Hands?Konoha Hokage, known as the god of ninjas!

Pressing Onogi's restless head, Wu respectfully saluted, "I will tell Hokage-sama, Madara-sama."

"Very sensible, in fact, I don't mind dancing with you." With a smile, the gorgeous beauty made the young Onoki breathless. Such danger and temptation are comparable to the existence of poppies. No wonder the god of ninjas has been around for ten years Such a crush for a day... Would you like to blow up ten streets of ordinary women?

As expected of a Ninja Shura who can stand shoulder to shoulder with the God of Ninjas!

Watching Uchiha Madara go away, everyone in Yanyin Village breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank you so much, Iwa Shinobi!" Onogi seemed to hear the sound of the idol's halo shattering, and Hokage-sama entrusted them to Konoha's second in command, Hibama-sama, and then hurried out.

Madara on Pamphlet Street!He never said that the flesh on Madara's body was particularly comfortable to the touch!Spot is not fat at all!It's not like a meteorite falling to the ground or something!It's enough for Senjujuma to like it, why should he care about other people's eyes!

Wait for him!spot!

END

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Slowly lose weight for a week, but the meat grew back after eating a meal on the weekend! ! !Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !Destroy this vexatious world! ! !Here is a short episode, and follow-ups will be added from time to time~ The characters are seriously OOC, and they simply express their remnants... slowly becoming crazy, and returning to normal the day after tomorrow to start the plot.

Izumi Nana 55.9kg! ! !It's strange to be able to push down the door! ! !Slowly, jealously, I want to give him a bento! ! !The stabbing plot begins! ! !

Panting, I said I need to write more, but I am really not good at dating ←_← Well, I have never experienced it before, and I feel tired.

PS: The weight of 74kg in Zhujian and 70.5kg in Feijian are relatively standard. Slowly refer to the standard table of male height and weight, Zhujian is slightly heavier than one or two catties within the range.Mr. Madara is really fat. Let the little angels compare Mr. Madara with his weight of 71.3kg. He is not as tall but heavier than Mr. Madara!

The size of the Uchiha brothers is at least three X╮(╯▽╰)╭Well, although the height of the male is relatively tall, the difference between the two brothers is only a few centimeters and the difference in weight is so much...

Tell me Baidu data is wrong!What can I do to save you, Wang Wenwang.