First-level Tea Artist Training Manual

As the saying goes, if you want to learn something, you must learn the whole set.

Lin Xike pondered for the whole night and finally figured it out. His plan is divided into two steps. The first step is to try his best to hide the fact that he has cheated Ning Ran, but he is not going to hide it from Ning Ran for the rest of his life. He has to find a suitable opportunity. Explain clearly to Ning Ran.The second step, if one day Ning Ran really discovers his deceitful behavior like the heroines in the TV series, then he will learn what those heroines did after being abandoned by the heroines.

In short, wife chasing crematorium.

So Lin Xike began to study the eternal topic in love literature works of chasing wives and crematoriums.

It just so happened that Lu Lan was not here today, so the project team office was alone.Lin Xike fished with a salary, watched a TV series, and still decently filled a whole piece of A4 paper, preparing to take notes or something.

In the first TV series, the hero was hit by a car and died. Until the hero died, the heroine did not forgive him, but chose to be with another man.The following episodes are full of the heroine and her new boyfriend sprinkling sugar and abusing the dog. She just occasionally mentions her ex-boyfriend, saying that this is fate, and it's gone.Without any practical teaching significance, Lin Xike was so angry that he directly chose to change the channel.

In the second TV series, the hero chased the heroine's car in the rain, knelt down to admit his mistake, gave flowers and umbrellas, and shamelessly pestered the heroine to give gifts every day.Although the heroine never forgave his so-called so-called so-called, but in the end, because it was found out that she was pregnant with the hero's child, the heroine's parents also came from the countryside to intercede, so the two remarried.

It is impossible for Ning Ran to get pregnant!It is impossible for this sword to make people pregnant!Change channel!

But you can still learn from giving flowers and gifts, kneeling down and admitting mistakes.But why do the protagonists of these TV dramas kneel for three days and three nights at every turn? Do you want to practice in advance?But with my body, I can kneel for ten years without any problem!

But the kneeling posture needs to be practiced, it can't be too ugly, it's better to be like a TV series, kneeling so shockingly that weeping ghosts and gods, and kneeling out the exclusive bgm.

The third TV series was a bit fierce. When the male protagonist pestered the female protagonist, he was always disgusted by the female protagonist and even slapped by the female protagonist.

Lin Xike touched his face, hey, his indestructible body, Ning Ran might hurt his hands when he smokes.How about knitting a pair of gloves for Ning Ran first?But if you fight like this, you won't have any strength... One day, I will pull out Ye Xu's hair and make a bamboo weave for Ning Ran!But Ye Xu's spiritual power probably wouldn't be able to hurt him too deeply.

It's all because I'm too strong.

Don't think about this for now, let's take a look at the next progress.

Because the second female lead is jealous of the female lead, she finds someone to assassinate the female lead. In the end, the male lead blocks the knife for the female lead, and the female lead realizes that the entanglement between herself and this man is no longer clear.In the end, the male protagonist walked away from the gate of hell, and the female protagonist forgave what the male protagonist had done, and the two were together.

So just stab it and be done?

So simple?

Lin Xike glanced at the fruit knife on the table, lifted the clothes on his stomach, picked up the fruit knife and stabbed his abdomen.The moment the knife touched the flesh, there was only a sound of metal clashing, and then the fruit knife broke in two, half fell to the ground, and the other half was held in Lin Xike's hand.

When these screenwriters wrote the TV series, didn't they consider that some people are invulnerable!How does this make people learn!Learn a fart!

Could it be that in order for Ning Ran to stab him, he had to create a peerless artifact for him?Is it so expensive to chase a daughter-in-law now?Hey, it's so difficult...

Lin Xike was depressed, and suddenly heard the voice of the heroine crying from the TV series.

The actor was good-looking, delicate and gentle, with a ponytail and his face wrinkled from crying.

"I met you in the coffee shop that day, and I thought you were the one who was destined. The moment I saw you, I felt that the whole world lost its color, and only you were colored. I thought I met the one who was destined But I didn’t dare to get close to you because you were too dazzling at that time. I put this love in my heart. But I didn’t expect you to talk to me, take me to the movies, and remember me when I was hurt. I went to the hospital and sang to me when I was sad. I really thought that all the pain in my first half of my life, all the loneliness in my childhood, was just for the moment I met you, but I didn't expect that the person who really pushed me into the abyss was just It's you!"

"You just took a fancy to my life experience, you just lied to me to confess the truth back then, all you did was use me to get rid of your younger brother, and then inherit your father's business. Everything I ate from you in the past Sugar has become a knife that stabs my heart. Just because you know that I am a person who lacks love, you tricked me with love, and now I have nothing..."

Lin Xike reached out his hand tremblingly, and turned off the TV series.

He sat on the chair, unable to relax for a long time.From the perspective of his own interests, he naturally hopes that these female protagonists can forgive the male protagonists. From the perspective of the audience, everyone hopes that their lovers will eventually get married.But from the heroine's point of view, why should she forgive such a person.

Only the person concerned can understand the pain of being deceived, and only the heroine understands the hatred for the person in front of her.

Can things really be calm after forgiveness?Maybe three or five years later, a certain quarrel brought up the old account again, only to find that I never got out of this pain.

The wound is always there, time is just the ashes that fall on it, blow on it, and everything in the past can be remembered.Love debt is the most difficult debt in the world to repay, because there is no rule, no measurement, and the paper is full of absurdity, only the names of the debtor and the debtor.

Did he lie to Ning Ran, that person never fortified himself, he gave him a place to live after he said he was homeless, he gained a heart by pretending to be innocent and sensible.My own methods are not very clever, and I am learning and selling now, and anyone who has a long way to go will find out.It's just that Ning Ran is too kind, and he always remembers a little kindness to him.There was a gap in his heart, and it happened that he shamelessly squeezed in and occupied the heart.

Ning Ran made a routine inspection and saw Lin Xike in a daze at his desk.He walked over quietly and hugged Lin Xike from behind.

"Do you fish at work?"

It's a lover and a boss, but Ning Ran caught him right now.

Lin Xike was taken aback, he was still holding the fruit knife that stabbed him.

Ning Ran also noticed it, and hurriedly asked Lin Xike what was going on.Lin Xike had no choice but to lie that he was playing for fun, but he broke the knife unexpectedly. Fortunately, the mortals in the world could not hurt his body.Ning Ran told him to be careful, work hard, and don't watch these mindless TV shows during working hours.

Lin Xike nodded obediently.

Seeing his depressed mood, Ning Ran mustered up the courage to leave a kiss on Lin Xike's cheek.

"Go to work," Ning Ran turned his head embarrassed because of the kiss, "I'll watch it with you tonight..."

Lin Xike looked at Ning Ran in disbelief, the half of his face was blushing, it was clearly because he secretly kissed someone he liked.He looked too attractive, Lin Xike stretched out his arms to hug Ning Ran, holding him coquettishly and refusing to let go.

"What's the matter?" Ning Ran coaxed him, and reached out to stroke Lin Xike's hair, "How old is he and still acting like a baby, is Lu Lan not bored? Or hungry? Just now I heard the Propaganda Department said that I want to buy milk tea, Shall I ask them to bring you a copy?"

The more Lin Xike listened, the more he felt that he was not a thing, and that such a good Ning Ran was deceived by himself.Ning Ran wants to buy milk tea for himself, he doesn't deserve it!

"Why are you still not talking?" Ning Ran saw that there was no movement for a long time, and continued to coax, "Why don't you go out and buy a cup of milk tea on the way. Anyway, I run the company, no one cares whether you go to work or not."

Lin Xike asked sullenly: "I think my husband is too kind to me. I don't know how to repay you. What do you like, husband? I also have some money. I...I want to give it to you." You buy something."

Ning Ran's eyes softened, he thought there was something wrong with this person, it turned out it was because of this.

Does Ning Ran want anything, why does Lin Xike need to buy it.

But Ning had a bad idea, bit Lin Xike's ear and said that he wanted the moon in the sky, and wondered if the immortal could help pick one off.

"Husband, the Guanghan Palace is very big. Where do you want to put it when I move it? Also, the Chang'e Jade Rabbits in the Guanghan Palace are all beauties, so I don't agree with that," Lin Xike discussed the feasibility of the plan solemnly. , Ning Ran couldn't help laughing at his blank look.

Seeing that Ning Ran laughed, Lin Xike continued to make up his own nonsense, "There is also that Wu Gang who cut the laurel tree. Although he looks big and thick, but one more person means one more competitor. Now I just want my husband to spoil me alone. people."

Ning Ran leaned against his forehead and said seriously, "You are the only one, from the beginning to the end, you are the only one."

The two chattered tirelessly, and Ning Ran didn't leave until the secretary came to look for him.

He coaxed Lin Xike to be full of sweetness, sitting on the desk with pink bubbles.Unfortunately, Lin Xike saw the blade falling on the ground, and a bigger plan started in his mind.

After all, the heaven is Lin Xike's heart disease, now he doesn't want to go to the heaven to find the swordsmith, he just wants to stay in the human world to accompany Ning Ran.

But the matter of Qingyuzong is a hidden danger after all. Lin Xike felt that he fainted in the sedan chair thousands of years ago, probably the descendants of the swordsmith. Not enough for them to let themselves go easily.It's just that I have woken up from the cave for several months now, and they haven't come to make trouble yet.

But they did come one day.

Lin Xike picked up the blade on the ground.

Anyway, the big deal is——

God blocks and kills God, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha.

The heart he finally grew after being alone for thousands of years, his immortal lover, whom no one is allowed to take away.

But Lin Xike was a little distressed, where could he get a knife that could stab himself to bleed, otherwise it would be useless when chasing his wife to the crematorium.What's more, now that Ning Ran and I didn't hear that commuting to and from get off work is tight, where can I go to practice the kneeling posture that I can kneel out of bgm?