Absurd marriage

"You put me down, you let me down!!"

It wasn't until he walked into the house that Sheng Jisong put the dough in his arms on the soft sofa.

This time, I didn't throw it randomly like before, but handled it with care, for fear of flattening the dough ball.

Young Master Gu's buttocks fell on the sofa, and immediately got up and scratched him with a set of feline fists. Sheng Jisong ducked his head, and clamped Xiao O's wrist by the way, and said in a deep voice, "Be good."

He clasped the back of Gu Yun's head with one hand, and pulled him closer to him. The tips of their noses almost touched. Gu Yun felt goosebumps all over his body. He straightened his back defensively, and distanced himself from him as much as possible—— In fact, it was only two centimeters apart.

"Aren't you crazy?"

"Not crazy." Sheng Jisong stared into his eyes, wishing to see through him: "I just figured it out, divorcing you means I have to go out and sleep on the street, so I might as well cherish the present." His eyes moved down On Gu Yun's stomach: "Maybe soon, my wife and children will be hot on the bed."

"you...!!"

Gu Yun pulled down the clothes on his stomach, feeling guilty: "You think beautifully! I'll have the lawyer's letter delivered to my door tomorrow!!"

Sheng Jisong: "Go, let's see who dares to take my case in Dayan."

"You shameless villain, I go back to Yebei, I...!!"

"Three lines of sea, land and air have been banned by me. Lu Zhimo can't go back, and neither can your parents."

Gu Yun understood his subtext: You are imprisoned by me!

"how did you do that?"

Sheng Jisong asked him back: "Xiao Zheng is gone, do you think I will still be at the mercy of Ye Bei?"

"..." Gu Yun realized that at this moment, he was really being turned by Sheng Jisong.

Sheng Jisong also patted the back of his head, and said in an inexplicably doting tone, "My dear baby, take good care of your baby at home, I will take care of you personally."

"................"

Who the hell is your "good boy"! ?

He said he would take care of it himself, and do everything by himself!

That evening, Sheng Jisong plunged into the kitchen, and when he came out again, he smelled of oily smoke all over his body, his bristly hair was drooping, and a pink plaid apron was worn over a black turtleneck sweater with a cartoon white rabbit drawn on it. There are a few scallions sticking to his clear hands. From cooking to serving, he is busy all by himself, and he is a down-to-earth "house husband"!

On the two-meter-long table, ten dishes and one soup were neatly arranged.

Sheng Jisong also personally prepared the meal for him and handed it to his hand: "Eat."

Gu Yun felt that he was very polite today, and thought that he would pick up food for her, but she didn't expect him to concentrate on eating after serving the meal.

During meals on weekdays, at least five people, including the butler, were waiting on the sidelines, but today it was only him and Sheng Jisong.

The food is silent, only the sound of someone chopping rice and chopsticks occasionally touching the bowl on the dining table,

The warm yellow light only shines on the corner of the dining table, separating this corner from the large space of the villa, just like a small restaurant in an ordinary family.

This is like home.

As soon as this idea appeared, Gu Yun quickly shook his head, and secretly warned himself not to be confused by the illusion in front of him.

But the stomach is really hungry, if you don’t eat, you won’t eat for nothing!

He picked up the chopsticks, jumped over the soup, picked up a tender short rib first, and took a sip with the mentality of testing poison.

Unexpectedly, the taste is actually very good!The short ribs are charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and they are full of gravy when you bite into them, which is as good as a chef in a star hotel!He finished eating one piece with relish and took another piece, and asked casually, "Don't you only know how to cook dumplings?"

Sheng Jisong ate the rice with his hands - except for Sheng Ling, he had only heated up dumplings for Jiang Zheng.

"...I learned it on purpose. I learned this in order to surprise Xiaozheng...it's cheaper for you."

He glanced at Gu Yun as if he didn't care, and saw that his eyebrows were raised slightly - a small expression of complacency.

Thinking back to when he praised Xiaozheng in front of Gu Yun before, Gu Yun was not only not jealous at all, but also listened happily every time.

The last time at school, Sheng Jisong deliberately compared Jiang Zheng to him, but Gu Yun was able to smile through his tears.

Thinking about it now, it was all too abnormal.

Young Master Gu didn't realize that the little vest he was wearing for the winter was already crumbling, he raised his face and said arrogantly: "Then I will reluctantly check and accept it for Jiang Zheng."

As he spoke, he dropped the chopsticks on the shredded yam, pot-packed meat, honey three knives and pumpkin puree in turn.

As for the other five dishes, such as mapo tofu, fish head with chopped peppers and other spicy dishes, Gu Yun only took two or three bites in the whole process, and only a small piece of fish was taken away.

He buried his head in eating happily, completely unaware that the person sitting across from him had already stopped his chopsticks, and was concentrating on observing his preferences—in fact, Gu Yun’s taste preferences were included in the brochure given by Gu’s family, which Sheng Jisong had carefully read long ago. , Right or not, he already knew it in his mind.

He was secretly delighted as if he had just read the answers to the test paper and found that he was all right, but at the same time he couldn't believe it. He must check the calculations by himself.

I have to sum up Gu Yun's taste preferences personally to believe that his likes and dislikes in food are exactly the same as Xiao Zheng's three years ago - the same sweet taste and spicy fear, and not much interest in seafood.

"belch--"

Young Master Gu patted his stomach, he was full.

Sheng Jisong also put down his chopsticks and suggested, "Go for a walk in the garden?"

"???" Gu Yun confirmed again: "You want to take a walk with me?"

"I haven't been with you well since we got married, we can chat and talk."

"...I have nothing to talk to you about!"

"Hey, don't make a conclusion so early. If you really want to divorce, you can take this opportunity to bargain with me. Maybe I'm really willing to leave the house without leaving the house?"

"..."

Gu Yun felt that his behavior today was very strange, but he couldn't see what was wrong.

The garden of the Sheng family surrounded the villa of the Sheng family. In winter, there are colorful flowers blooming in the yard, all of which are off-season varieties artificially intervened. Some of them have a unit price of around [-] yuan, and a single petal can be worth as much as [-] yuan. One month's wages for domestic servants.

When walking down the stairs from the door, Sheng Jisong suddenly helped Gu Yun, and Gu Yun was startled: "What are you doing?"

"Aren't you pregnant with a baby? Be careful in everything. Come, I'll help you."

"........"

"Are you looking forward to having a baby with me?"

Sheng Jisong deliberately said, "Of course."

"..." Gu Yun shook off his hand and jumped directly from the third step to the flat ground. Sheng Ji didn't even have time to grab it. After landing, Gu Yun patted his stomach, as if to show off.

Sheng Jisong: "..."

I just watch you do

"You make trouble, the child is lost, don't cry."

There was no baby at all, Gu Yun was confident, but was caught off guard by the cold wind.

Sheng Jisong walked up to a bush of roses, and randomly plucked a flower bone worth tens of thousands: "The roses at the wedding were picked from home."

He was talking about the wedding with Gu Yun half a year ago.

"But I planted these flowers for Jiang Zheng."

Gu Yun: "You want to say that I stole Jiang Zheng's stuff?"

Sheng Jisong's eyes were calm, he was not as agitated as he was a few days ago, he vomited three liters of blood at every turn.

But when he replied, it almost made Gu Yun vomit three liters of blood!

"Jiang Zheng is in the past tense. If you like it, these roses are all yours. The Sheng family has the best greenhouse cultivation system. These flowers can bloom whenever you want them to bloom. This is Jiang Zheng. No right."

Jiang Zheng could hear himself gnashing his teeth. It only took 6 days for this man to walk out from the news of his death.

He was the one who defeated Gu Yun during his lifetime, but after his death, it was Gu Yun who defeated him.

Sheng Jisong handed over the rose and added fuel to the fire: "Do you like it?"

"..."

I like your green pine!

Gu Yun took the rose, violently tore off the petals, and threw it at Sheng Jisong's face, which was like throwing tens of thousands of dollars in cash.

After finishing all this, he found a crude reason for his loss of control: "I don't want second-hand gifts."

In fact, this gift was given to the same person twice, but Jiang Zheng knew that the person Sheng Jisong wanted to give the second time was Gu Yun.

It wasn't until he ran into the bedroom that Jiang Zheng dared to raise his hand to wipe away the precarious tears.

He entered the room with his front feet, and Sheng Jisong followed him in. When Gu Yun came out of the bathroom, he was already lying on the bed and covered with a quilt—the red quilt embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water.

Gu Yun: "You don't sleep on the sofa anymore?"

Sheng Jisong: "The bed is still comfortable, come on, baby, let's sleep together."

"........."

"You don't want to sleep with me?" Sheng Jisong asked.

Gu Yun's face was sullen, and he said coldly: "What do you think?"

"Then you can sleep on the sofa." Sheng Jisong said confidently.

Gu Yun was shocked: "You...you!!"

How familiar is this scene, Gu Yun was the one who drove people to sleep on the sofa a few months ago!Now it's completely reversed! !

The turned serf made a big difference to someone who was singing: "Either sleep with me, or you sleep on the sofa."

"Since you like me so much, why don't you want to sleep with me?"

His question reminded Jiang Zheng of his personality.In order not to show his flaws, he could only bite the bullet and get into the bed. Once he was lying down, Sheng Jisong put his arms around his waist, leaned against his back, leaned close to his ear, and said softly: "I love you .”

"..."

With a crisp sound of "snap", Gu Yun slapped someone's right cheek. The force was not heavy. It could kill a mosquito at most, but it had already exposed all his hard-hitting emotions. Sheng Jisong was slapped. Instead of being angry, he smiled: "Gu Yun, are you unreasonable? Didn't you ask me to say those three words to you every day? I did as promised, and you beat me?"

Gu Yun: "...I haven't seen you so active before! How many days have you kept this agreement?!"

"I can make up for what I missed before." Sheng Jisong pressed his ears, his voice was low: "Want to listen, I can read till dawn, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love... ouch!"

Gu Yun kicked the "repeater" off the bed.

A certain "repeater" climbed onto the bed stubbornly and tenaciously. Gu Yun had already turned sideways, leaving him with a back. Sheng Jisong wanted to continue dancing in the minefield, but he saw Gu Yun's shoulders trembling and an inaudible sob The sound rang in his ears—he made people cry.