The ancient fairy who was kidnapped by the system
Chapter 54: Blackface vs. Blackface
Chapter 54 Chapter 54 Blackface vs. Blackface
"Master Bao, the clothes are newly bought, they look so pretty! Come on, here is your bun, two pennies."
"No, no, I'm not Master Bao!"
"Lord Bao, have you become a Taoist priest? Will you still uphold justice for us ordinary people?"
"Wrong, wrong, I'm not Lord Bao!"
"Eh? Isn't it Mr. Bao? Look carefully, it seems a little different. Mr. Bao's hands are not so white."
"That's right, that's right, he doesn't have a crescent moon on his forehead either!"
"Yeah, yeah, I said I'm not Master Bao!"
"Oh, I see, then you must be Lord Bao's brother, right? Xiaobao greets Lord Bao on my behalf!"
At the end of the day, Shangyao was exhausted and fled to the Song Dynasty. He just wanted to go shopping in peace, but he didn't expect that because of the medicine mud, he was always mistaken for Mr. Bao!
Alas, he is really not Master Bao!
"Master Bao, why are you still here? Didn't you say you were going to be promoted?" A young man dressed as a passer-by asked Shangyao again.
Shangyao was very impatient and helplessly explained again: "I have already said that I am not..."
"Oh, don't dawdle, hurry up, don't let the prisoner wait too long!" Before Shangyao could finish explaining, the innocent Shangyao was dragged to Kaifeng Yamen.
The man entered through the back door and took him directly to the back hall.But as soon as he arrived in the back hall, he was stunned, why did he not see him for a month, and there was an extra Mr. Bao?Didn't he just go home and visit his wife and children?
"Wow! Master Bao, Zhao Hu has found your long-lost brother!" A handsome young man smiled brightly when he saw Shangyao.
At this moment, Shangyao can't say whether he should be happy or sad. He got into Bao Zheng's lair without any effort, but he doesn't want to do the task yet, he wants to travel around!
He looked at the four people in front of him, Bao Zheng, Gongsun Ce, Zhan Zhao, and Zhao Hu, once again bowed their heads weakly, and they had really arrived at their destination.
Bao Zheng tidied up the court clothes he had just put on and was about to go to the hall, he only nodded slightly to Shangyao to show his friendliness.But Zhan Zhao patted the indifferent Gongsun Ce, and kept laughing over there.
Shangyao saluted a few people slightly, and waited for Mr. Bao to finish his work.
The person was brought back by Zhao Huqiang, so he was naturally embarrassed to be rude to him, so he invited him to sit down and served tea, and then asked Xiang Yao: "This young master...er... Daoist, where is he, I don't seem to have seen him before. ?”
Shangyao smiled slightly and said, "That's right, I'm from another province, and I happened to travel here, so I was brought here by you."
Speaking of this, Zhao Hu couldn't help being embarrassed, Zhan Zhao slapped Zhao Hu on the shoulder with a smile, and explained for him: "Don't mind the Taoist priest, Brother Hu is a good person, but he is usually a little sloppy. Anyone who comes is a guest, Dao Chang Chu must have not found a place to live here, why not just stay here!"
It's very good, but in terms of etiquette, you still have to pretend, Shangyao pretended to evade: "This, I'm afraid it's too disturbing..."
Zhan Zhao walked back to Gongsun Ce again, hooked his shoulders, and asked for advice, "Master Bao will definitely not reject you, don't worry, Mrs. Gongsun, no, it's Brother Ce, Brother Ce! Hehe ..."
Gongsun Ce glanced at Zhan Zhao coldly, flung his sleeves and left the scene, Shangyao asked embarrassedly: "It seems that this Mr. Gongsun seems a little..."
Zhan Zhao hooked Shangyao's shoulder familiarly again, "Don't take it to heart, Master Dao, Brother Ce just has something on his mind recently, so his temper is not very good, don't mind it, don't mind it."
Shangyao nodded, "So that's the case. But why didn't Mr. Gongsun accompany Mr. Bao to the court to handle the case?"
Zhan Zhao rubbed his nose, "Ah... I have something on my mind, I'm on vacation."
"Oh. There's one more thing I don't know."
"It's okay, you ask!"
"Can Daxia Zhan let go of my neck? It's a bit tight..."
Zhan Zhao suddenly realized that his current behavior seemed a little disrespectful, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, seeing you is like seeing Mr. Bao, you are too kind, so if you don't pay attention, you will... Haha, don't mind, don't mind! "
Shangyao waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay. By the way, I actually went to your place to play, and I still have a friend, but I lost it now, can I..."
"Yes, yes, the Taoist priest's friend is my friend! Haha, haven't you asked the Taoist priest's name yet?"
"Ahem, I'm on the poor road."
Taking advantage of Bao Zheng's absence, Zhan Zhao took Shang Yao to the backyard for a walk, and finally asked the topic he cared about the most.
"Can the Taoist priest know fortune-telling? Can I ask the Taoist priest to do the calculation for me...to calculate..." He hesitated, not at all as straightforward as before.
Shangyao pondered in his heart, so it turned out that this kid got to know him as soon as he saw him, in fact, it was to let him tell his fortune and look at him?
What young people have to count is nothing more than money, status and marriage.But looking at Zhan Zhao, he naturally doesn't take money seriously, and he doesn't need it, so the only thing left is marriage.
Shangyao pretended to be profound and waved his whisk, "What the hero Zhan wants to ask is marriage?"
As expected, Zhan Zhao fell into the trap, and immediately regarded Shangyao as a fairy, held his hand, suppressed his excitement, and whispered: "I knew I was right, Taoist priest, quickly help me to see that my sweetheart is destined for me." ?"
Taking Zhan Zhao's outstretched left hand, Shangyao gestured, smacked his tongue and shook his head, "Tsk tsk, brother, your palmistry... tsk tsk, tsk tsk,"
Zhan Zhao was a little anxious, "What, is it serious? Is it good news or bad news? If it's bad news, don't tell me!"
Zhan Zhao wanted to withdraw his hand, but Shangyao not only didn't let go, but pulled him even tighter, approaching him mysteriously, and asked in a low voice, "What is Daxia Zhan's sexual orientation?"
Zhan Zhao was taken aback by the question, sexual orientation? "what is that?"
"That's...that is, does Daxia Zhan like little girls or boys?"
Zhan Zhao smirked and said, "Haha, what is the Taoist priest talking about? Of course it's Xiao Shao...huh?" Suddenly reacting, he looked at Shangyao in shock, his face turned red, and hurriedly broke away from being imprisoned by Shangyao hand, fled.
Shangyao laughed loudly after him, raised his hand and waved his back, and said, "Hero Zhan must go forward bravely, believe in yourself! Your sweetheart is in the southwest!"
Zhan Zhao slipped away, leaving him wandering around alone.The backyard of Kaifeng Mansion is naturally not as grand as those royal palaces, so he doesn't have to worry about getting lost.Follow the path to the corridor, and see Gongsun Ce who is staring blankly.
He went up to say hello and made a close relationship, but kicked the nail, Gongsun Ce turned around and left again, and said: "No matter what your purpose is, as long as you dare to harm Mr. Bao, I will not forgive you."
Shangyao, who stayed where he was, scratched his face in embarrassment. At this moment, Zhao Hu came to him, accompanied by a man who was almost rough but taller than him.
Zhao Hu said: "Master Bao, the case of Mr. Bao is over, please go to the inner hall to explain. By the way, this is my brother Zhang Long, and this is the Daoist I just mentioned to you."
Zhang Long cupped his hands to Shangyao, and said politely: "It's a pleasure to meet you, but it's really lucky to meet someone as black as Mr. Bao in your lifetime! Hahaha! Please don't let Mr. Bao Wait a long time!"
Shangyao also bowed his hands, saying yes again and again.
In the inner hall, Bao Zheng had already changed into casual clothes. He leaned closer to Shangyao, looked at it carefully, and then silently touched the crescent crater on his forehead before showing a faint smile.
Bao Zheng asked: "Since the Taoist priest has traveled the rivers and lakes, is there any place where the Taoist priest wants to live forever?"
Shangyao thought about it, yes, but that was once.He replied: "Kunlun Mountain."
"Ah, Kunlun Mountain is indeed a good place, but it's a pity that I haven't been there yet. Since the Taoist priest is willing to live in Kunlun for a long time, why did he leave again?"
"Experience!" Rolling his eyes, he answered in the affirmative.
Bao Zheng laughed, "Haha, that's how it is. How does it feel to come to Kaifeng? Can you get used to the customs?"
Shangyao nodded, "The folk customs are simple and upright. A place with Mr. Bao is naturally not bad."
"The Taoist priest has won the award. I don't know if the Taoist priest has traveled all over the world. Does he have any special methods of cultivating Taoism?"
Shangyao looked at Bao Zheng's face, a little frustrated, his face was too dark to see where Peach Blossom Star was.He was distracted, and he answered casually: "The beauty of an adult is great kindness."
This remark was originally perfunctory, but the speaker had no intention of listening to it, and the two Zhao Hu on the side clapped their hands and applauded: "Yes, yes, since the Taoist priest is here, it means that we are destined! Let's get my lord to find a wife!"
Zhang Long also said: "That's right, it is said that boys should be married and girls should be married. Seeing that my son is about to be born, Mr. Bao is still alone. We are also worried about him!"
When Bao Zheng heard this, his face changed drastically, and he quickly found an excuse to push the two out, but the two did not give up before they left, and said: "Master Bao, yesterday your mother asked Mr. Gongsun again, we I'm all worried about you!"
"Bang bang!" After closing the door, Bao Zheng straightened his clothes angrily, then turned around and said politely to Shangyao, "I'm making the Taoist laugh. The two of them are used to doing whatever they want, so don't take it to heart."
Shangyao walked into Bao Zheng, imitating Zhan Zhao's move, lifted Bao Zheng's neck, and whispered: "Actually, to be honest, I am really interested in your marriage, how about it? Help you for free, guaranteed and virtuous." It’s also generous, and it’s as good as the hall above the kitchen!”
Bao Zheng frowned slightly, and wanted to put aside the sudden hug, but was staggered by the sudden opening of the door, and the two of them rolled together, and when they looked up again, they only saw two handsome men with surprised faces. , Hastily took the door and went out again.
The two outside the door were discussing, could it be that they were dazzled?He actually saw two adults Bao.Shaking his head, he denied his own thoughts, but if it wasn't the two Mrs. Bao, then what was the relationship between them?That imaginative pose... Could it be, could this be the reason Mr. Bao is unwilling to get married?
The two looked at each other and covered each other's mouths that were about to scream, as if they had discovered something serious.
The door opened, the two let go, and looked inside to make sure that they did see a man wearing a silver Taoist robe with a dark complexion sitting on a chair.
Bao Zheng interrupted the visit of the two, and asked: "Chao Mahan, you two are in a hurry, is there a homicide?"
Wang Chao coughed lightly and said, "That's not true." Ma Han murmured, "But it's about the same."
"What exactly is it?"
Wang Chao touched Ma Han with his elbow, and then said: "My lord, a masked man came outside the door, saying he was looking for one of his friends." After speaking, he pointed to the inner hall, and Bao Zheng understood. , I came to find the black-faced Taoist priest, so I asked someone to invite him in.
Seeing Nai Tutu, Shangyao showed joy, stepped forward and said, "Little Tutu, how do you know I'm here?"
Nai Tutu replied lightly: "There is no other place except here, it is not difficult to guess."
Chao Mahan, who was watching from the side, whispered, "It looks like this is a love triangle!"
"That's right. And Master Bao is at a disadvantage. The Taoist priest is so close. It seems that Master Bao is out of luck."
"It's a pity. Could there be such a match?"
"Yes, yes, what a pity."
The three of them listened to what the two said word for word. Shangyao and Nai Tutu naturally pretended not to hear it, but Bao Zheng couldn't help it.He said angrily: "You two are so idle, go help Zhang Long and Zhao Hu patrol!"
The two wailed, "No, my lord, we just came back!"
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"Master Bao, the clothes are newly bought, they look so pretty! Come on, here is your bun, two pennies."
"No, no, I'm not Master Bao!"
"Lord Bao, have you become a Taoist priest? Will you still uphold justice for us ordinary people?"
"Wrong, wrong, I'm not Lord Bao!"
"Eh? Isn't it Mr. Bao? Look carefully, it seems a little different. Mr. Bao's hands are not so white."
"That's right, that's right, he doesn't have a crescent moon on his forehead either!"
"Yeah, yeah, I said I'm not Master Bao!"
"Oh, I see, then you must be Lord Bao's brother, right? Xiaobao greets Lord Bao on my behalf!"
At the end of the day, Shangyao was exhausted and fled to the Song Dynasty. He just wanted to go shopping in peace, but he didn't expect that because of the medicine mud, he was always mistaken for Mr. Bao!
Alas, he is really not Master Bao!
"Master Bao, why are you still here? Didn't you say you were going to be promoted?" A young man dressed as a passer-by asked Shangyao again.
Shangyao was very impatient and helplessly explained again: "I have already said that I am not..."
"Oh, don't dawdle, hurry up, don't let the prisoner wait too long!" Before Shangyao could finish explaining, the innocent Shangyao was dragged to Kaifeng Yamen.
The man entered through the back door and took him directly to the back hall.But as soon as he arrived in the back hall, he was stunned, why did he not see him for a month, and there was an extra Mr. Bao?Didn't he just go home and visit his wife and children?
"Wow! Master Bao, Zhao Hu has found your long-lost brother!" A handsome young man smiled brightly when he saw Shangyao.
At this moment, Shangyao can't say whether he should be happy or sad. He got into Bao Zheng's lair without any effort, but he doesn't want to do the task yet, he wants to travel around!
He looked at the four people in front of him, Bao Zheng, Gongsun Ce, Zhan Zhao, and Zhao Hu, once again bowed their heads weakly, and they had really arrived at their destination.
Bao Zheng tidied up the court clothes he had just put on and was about to go to the hall, he only nodded slightly to Shangyao to show his friendliness.But Zhan Zhao patted the indifferent Gongsun Ce, and kept laughing over there.
Shangyao saluted a few people slightly, and waited for Mr. Bao to finish his work.
The person was brought back by Zhao Huqiang, so he was naturally embarrassed to be rude to him, so he invited him to sit down and served tea, and then asked Xiang Yao: "This young master...er... Daoist, where is he, I don't seem to have seen him before. ?”
Shangyao smiled slightly and said, "That's right, I'm from another province, and I happened to travel here, so I was brought here by you."
Speaking of this, Zhao Hu couldn't help being embarrassed, Zhan Zhao slapped Zhao Hu on the shoulder with a smile, and explained for him: "Don't mind the Taoist priest, Brother Hu is a good person, but he is usually a little sloppy. Anyone who comes is a guest, Dao Chang Chu must have not found a place to live here, why not just stay here!"
It's very good, but in terms of etiquette, you still have to pretend, Shangyao pretended to evade: "This, I'm afraid it's too disturbing..."
Zhan Zhao walked back to Gongsun Ce again, hooked his shoulders, and asked for advice, "Master Bao will definitely not reject you, don't worry, Mrs. Gongsun, no, it's Brother Ce, Brother Ce! Hehe ..."
Gongsun Ce glanced at Zhan Zhao coldly, flung his sleeves and left the scene, Shangyao asked embarrassedly: "It seems that this Mr. Gongsun seems a little..."
Zhan Zhao hooked Shangyao's shoulder familiarly again, "Don't take it to heart, Master Dao, Brother Ce just has something on his mind recently, so his temper is not very good, don't mind it, don't mind it."
Shangyao nodded, "So that's the case. But why didn't Mr. Gongsun accompany Mr. Bao to the court to handle the case?"
Zhan Zhao rubbed his nose, "Ah... I have something on my mind, I'm on vacation."
"Oh. There's one more thing I don't know."
"It's okay, you ask!"
"Can Daxia Zhan let go of my neck? It's a bit tight..."
Zhan Zhao suddenly realized that his current behavior seemed a little disrespectful, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, seeing you is like seeing Mr. Bao, you are too kind, so if you don't pay attention, you will... Haha, don't mind, don't mind! "
Shangyao waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay. By the way, I actually went to your place to play, and I still have a friend, but I lost it now, can I..."
"Yes, yes, the Taoist priest's friend is my friend! Haha, haven't you asked the Taoist priest's name yet?"
"Ahem, I'm on the poor road."
Taking advantage of Bao Zheng's absence, Zhan Zhao took Shang Yao to the backyard for a walk, and finally asked the topic he cared about the most.
"Can the Taoist priest know fortune-telling? Can I ask the Taoist priest to do the calculation for me...to calculate..." He hesitated, not at all as straightforward as before.
Shangyao pondered in his heart, so it turned out that this kid got to know him as soon as he saw him, in fact, it was to let him tell his fortune and look at him?
What young people have to count is nothing more than money, status and marriage.But looking at Zhan Zhao, he naturally doesn't take money seriously, and he doesn't need it, so the only thing left is marriage.
Shangyao pretended to be profound and waved his whisk, "What the hero Zhan wants to ask is marriage?"
As expected, Zhan Zhao fell into the trap, and immediately regarded Shangyao as a fairy, held his hand, suppressed his excitement, and whispered: "I knew I was right, Taoist priest, quickly help me to see that my sweetheart is destined for me." ?"
Taking Zhan Zhao's outstretched left hand, Shangyao gestured, smacked his tongue and shook his head, "Tsk tsk, brother, your palmistry... tsk tsk, tsk tsk,"
Zhan Zhao was a little anxious, "What, is it serious? Is it good news or bad news? If it's bad news, don't tell me!"
Zhan Zhao wanted to withdraw his hand, but Shangyao not only didn't let go, but pulled him even tighter, approaching him mysteriously, and asked in a low voice, "What is Daxia Zhan's sexual orientation?"
Zhan Zhao was taken aback by the question, sexual orientation? "what is that?"
"That's...that is, does Daxia Zhan like little girls or boys?"
Zhan Zhao smirked and said, "Haha, what is the Taoist priest talking about? Of course it's Xiao Shao...huh?" Suddenly reacting, he looked at Shangyao in shock, his face turned red, and hurriedly broke away from being imprisoned by Shangyao hand, fled.
Shangyao laughed loudly after him, raised his hand and waved his back, and said, "Hero Zhan must go forward bravely, believe in yourself! Your sweetheart is in the southwest!"
Zhan Zhao slipped away, leaving him wandering around alone.The backyard of Kaifeng Mansion is naturally not as grand as those royal palaces, so he doesn't have to worry about getting lost.Follow the path to the corridor, and see Gongsun Ce who is staring blankly.
He went up to say hello and made a close relationship, but kicked the nail, Gongsun Ce turned around and left again, and said: "No matter what your purpose is, as long as you dare to harm Mr. Bao, I will not forgive you."
Shangyao, who stayed where he was, scratched his face in embarrassment. At this moment, Zhao Hu came to him, accompanied by a man who was almost rough but taller than him.
Zhao Hu said: "Master Bao, the case of Mr. Bao is over, please go to the inner hall to explain. By the way, this is my brother Zhang Long, and this is the Daoist I just mentioned to you."
Zhang Long cupped his hands to Shangyao, and said politely: "It's a pleasure to meet you, but it's really lucky to meet someone as black as Mr. Bao in your lifetime! Hahaha! Please don't let Mr. Bao Wait a long time!"
Shangyao also bowed his hands, saying yes again and again.
In the inner hall, Bao Zheng had already changed into casual clothes. He leaned closer to Shangyao, looked at it carefully, and then silently touched the crescent crater on his forehead before showing a faint smile.
Bao Zheng asked: "Since the Taoist priest has traveled the rivers and lakes, is there any place where the Taoist priest wants to live forever?"
Shangyao thought about it, yes, but that was once.He replied: "Kunlun Mountain."
"Ah, Kunlun Mountain is indeed a good place, but it's a pity that I haven't been there yet. Since the Taoist priest is willing to live in Kunlun for a long time, why did he leave again?"
"Experience!" Rolling his eyes, he answered in the affirmative.
Bao Zheng laughed, "Haha, that's how it is. How does it feel to come to Kaifeng? Can you get used to the customs?"
Shangyao nodded, "The folk customs are simple and upright. A place with Mr. Bao is naturally not bad."
"The Taoist priest has won the award. I don't know if the Taoist priest has traveled all over the world. Does he have any special methods of cultivating Taoism?"
Shangyao looked at Bao Zheng's face, a little frustrated, his face was too dark to see where Peach Blossom Star was.He was distracted, and he answered casually: "The beauty of an adult is great kindness."
This remark was originally perfunctory, but the speaker had no intention of listening to it, and the two Zhao Hu on the side clapped their hands and applauded: "Yes, yes, since the Taoist priest is here, it means that we are destined! Let's get my lord to find a wife!"
Zhang Long also said: "That's right, it is said that boys should be married and girls should be married. Seeing that my son is about to be born, Mr. Bao is still alone. We are also worried about him!"
When Bao Zheng heard this, his face changed drastically, and he quickly found an excuse to push the two out, but the two did not give up before they left, and said: "Master Bao, yesterday your mother asked Mr. Gongsun again, we I'm all worried about you!"
"Bang bang!" After closing the door, Bao Zheng straightened his clothes angrily, then turned around and said politely to Shangyao, "I'm making the Taoist laugh. The two of them are used to doing whatever they want, so don't take it to heart."
Shangyao walked into Bao Zheng, imitating Zhan Zhao's move, lifted Bao Zheng's neck, and whispered: "Actually, to be honest, I am really interested in your marriage, how about it? Help you for free, guaranteed and virtuous." It’s also generous, and it’s as good as the hall above the kitchen!”
Bao Zheng frowned slightly, and wanted to put aside the sudden hug, but was staggered by the sudden opening of the door, and the two of them rolled together, and when they looked up again, they only saw two handsome men with surprised faces. , Hastily took the door and went out again.
The two outside the door were discussing, could it be that they were dazzled?He actually saw two adults Bao.Shaking his head, he denied his own thoughts, but if it wasn't the two Mrs. Bao, then what was the relationship between them?That imaginative pose... Could it be, could this be the reason Mr. Bao is unwilling to get married?
The two looked at each other and covered each other's mouths that were about to scream, as if they had discovered something serious.
The door opened, the two let go, and looked inside to make sure that they did see a man wearing a silver Taoist robe with a dark complexion sitting on a chair.
Bao Zheng interrupted the visit of the two, and asked: "Chao Mahan, you two are in a hurry, is there a homicide?"
Wang Chao coughed lightly and said, "That's not true." Ma Han murmured, "But it's about the same."
"What exactly is it?"
Wang Chao touched Ma Han with his elbow, and then said: "My lord, a masked man came outside the door, saying he was looking for one of his friends." After speaking, he pointed to the inner hall, and Bao Zheng understood. , I came to find the black-faced Taoist priest, so I asked someone to invite him in.
Seeing Nai Tutu, Shangyao showed joy, stepped forward and said, "Little Tutu, how do you know I'm here?"
Nai Tutu replied lightly: "There is no other place except here, it is not difficult to guess."
Chao Mahan, who was watching from the side, whispered, "It looks like this is a love triangle!"
"That's right. And Master Bao is at a disadvantage. The Taoist priest is so close. It seems that Master Bao is out of luck."
"It's a pity. Could there be such a match?"
"Yes, yes, what a pity."
The three of them listened to what the two said word for word. Shangyao and Nai Tutu naturally pretended not to hear it, but Bao Zheng couldn't help it.He said angrily: "You two are so idle, go help Zhang Long and Zhao Hu patrol!"
The two wailed, "No, my lord, we just came back!"
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