The ancient fairy who was kidnapped by the system

Chapter 51 Chapter 51 Another Friend

After sending Xiao Bailong away, Shangyao and his two also settled down in Huaguo Mountain. They found the Shuilian Cave on the other side of the deep valley, and arranged stone beds and benches inside.

In their spare time, the two of Shangyao played chess to pass the time, and Xiao Bailong also came over from time to time to find the little monkey to play.

Today, Shangyao started to be bored again, and sighed: "Sama, the system, can you tell me how long you have to take care of the little monkey to complete the task, I don't think he needs me at all!"

Nai Tutu glanced at the little monkey who was fighting with other monkeys, and said calmly: "It should not be long, the little monkey grows very fast."

Shangyao lay down on the chessboard discouraged, rubbed the ends of his hair, and asked again: "By the way, last time you said you heard what the Immortal Emperor said?"

Nai Tutu glanced at him lightly, and said: "Xian family, you are playing lazy."

Shangyao stared, "Where am I?"

Nai Tutu pointed to the chessboard, and Shangyao smiled awkwardly, "This, I didn't mean it, do it all over again!"

After successfully changing the subject, Nai Tutu heaved a sigh of relief. He should not interfere with some things, so it's better for him not to talk too much.

Little White Dragon came again, and brought another kid.

The two looked at each other, this little boy with a devilish aura and two horns, could he be the future Bull Demon King?How could he be with Xiao Bailong?

The little white dragon beckoned the little monkey over, "Shi Dan, look, this is the friend I just made, his name is Niu Bing, the big cake!" Then he turned to Niu Bing and said, "This is what I told you. That very powerful friend, Shidan, is a monkey. Let me tell you, those two over there are his parents!"

Xiao Niu Bing was expressionless, and looked along Xiao Bailong's tender little hands, saw Shangyao and the other two looking at him, frowned slightly and said, "Aren't they all men? Who is the stone egg?" mother?"

Little Bailong was taken aback, retracted his fingers, propped his chin, and fell into doubt. After thinking for a long time, he didn't seem to come to a conclusion, then he turned to the little monkey and asked, "Shidan, aren't they all male? Who is your mother?"

The little monkey jumped up to the little white dragon, frowned and said, "What is a man?"

Xiaoniu Bingbing snorted coldly, and patted Xiao Bailong on the shoulder: "You say that you are a very powerful friend, but that's all. You can't even tell what is male and what is female!"

The little monkey asked unconvinced: "Then what do you mean by male and female!"

Xiaoniu Bing raised her head proudly: "Of course I know! A man without steamed buns and a penis is a man, and a pretty girl with a steamed bun is a woman!"

The little monkey scratched his head and asked again, "What are steamed buns?"

Xiao Niu Bing pulled Xiao Bailong impatiently, and whispered: "Your friend is not a fool, is he? You don't even know about steamed buns!"

Xiao Bailong looked at Xiaoniu Bing in embarrassment, "What are steamed buns?"

"Steamed buns, steamed buns are white, soft, fragrant, and edible! Have you never eaten them? How about this, I will bring some steamed buns from the Devil Realm for you to eat some other day!"

Xiao Bailong had a happy face, clapped his hands and said hello, the little monkey also put his hands on his hips and said, "Okay, you are Xiao Bailong's friend, and you will be my friend from now on. If you give me steamed buns to eat, I will also give you burnt bread." Jiao Chi! Brothers, go to Jiao Jiao!"

Seeing the three little children crossing their shoulders to eat fruit, Shangyao smiled happily. The world of children is really interesting. A few words changed the topic. They didn’t hide their scheming at all. It’s really enviable. .

He said: "Isn't Xiao Tutu like this when he was a child?"

Nai Tutu asked back: "Then the Xian family was also like this when they were young?"

Shangyao shrugged, "When I was a child, I was the most bullied. The seniors pinched my face when they saw me, didn't they know it hurts like that! The seniors also bullied me, especially the one who pinched my face My face, and pinch me... pinch my ass! One moment ordered me to do this, and another moment to do that, and after making trouble, I would be blamed. If the master didn't love me, I don't know how miserable it is."

Nai Tutu remained silent, and Shangyao's expression told him that he actually missed those days very much.

Shangyao said again: "There are also many little friends in the fairy world. I live the happiest one. I don't need to learn or do anything. Even when I go out, I have someone to guide the way. Haha, if it wasn't like this, I wouldn't be able to Cultivate a road idiot, if you are not a road idiot, you won't get lost, and if you don't get lost, you won't meet...that person."

Speaking of this, Shangyao's eyes dimmed, maybe he has been looking forward to another encounter, looking forward to another kind of reality.

Seeing that Shangyao was in a depressed mood, Nai Tutu said lightly: "I'm going to make some stove fire and eat fruit every day, you should not be used to it."

Shangyao smiled slightly: "I'm a god, it doesn't matter if I don't eat."

Unexpectedly, Nai Tutu said: "Don't look at your celestial power now, eating is also one of the tasks."

Shangyao was stunned, he seemed to be too idle, almost forgot that this was still in the mission game.With a sigh, he shouted again: "When can I go back!"

Being bored by himself, Shangyao ran to sit next to the three little kids. The three stopped and looked at him strangely.After a while of silence, the little monkey asked, "Daddy! What are you doing?"

Shangyao blinked and said, "Shi Dan, shouldn't you call me Ba Ba?"

The little monkey tilted his head and said, "Dabing said that he always called him Baba Daddy!"

Xiaoniubing still had a serious face, looked Shangyao up and down, and said, "Shidan, you are nothing like your father. Your father is so black, why are you so white and covered with hair! You must not Born to your father!"

Xiaobailong touched his newly sprouted dragon horn, and explained for the little monkey: "You are wrong, Dabing. You can change when you have a high cultivation level. You see, I am so beautiful, but my father still has an ugly face." !"

Xiao Niu touched his chin, pondered for a moment, nodded and said: "You are right, your father is really ugly!"

The little monkey stood up, put his hands on his hips again and said, "Stinky pancake, my father is not ugly, your father is!"

Xiao Bailong nodded: "My father is ugly."

Xiao Niu Bing disagreed, and put his hands on his hips and said, "Smelly monkey, my father is the most handsome! If you don't believe me, I'll take you to the Demon Realm!"

"Go and go!"

Xiao Bailong picked up a banana and said with a smile: "You guys go, I won't go, Daddy will be angry if he finds out."

The little monkey and the calf cake looked at each other, sat down again, and asked, "Why, why is your father angry?"

Xiao Bailong murmured: "Daddy said that the devil world is full of bad guys, and asked me not to play with Dabing or play with stone eggs. I ran out secretly."

Hearing this, the little monkey snorted angrily, and said loudly: "Why don't you let us play with you! I want to play with you! I will go to your father, if he disagrees, I will let Dabing hit him!"

Xiao Bailong frowned: "He is my father, you are not allowed to beat him!"

Xiaoniubing also booed from the side: "Xiaobai, don't be afraid, with me here, your father dare not bully you!"

Shangyao looked at his face from the side and twitched, how did these three get together!But seeing them play really well, I feel at ease.It's just that this cow cake might affect the little monkey's future.It's not a good thing to mix with monsters, and he is the best example.

He shook his head, he really thought too much, the world of children is not something he, an adult who has been touched by the world, can understand, it is more serious to harass Nai Tutu.

The stove is ready, the ingredients are also ready, and Nai Tutu is chopping vegetables in a decent manner.Shangyao approached him quietly, looked at his serious face, and boasted: "The mother of the child is virtuous!"

Nai Tutu paused for a moment, then resumed what he was doing, and said: "The Xian family doesn't go to see the child, what are you doing here?"

Shangyao smiled and said: "Cook for you, a good husband is to help your wife!"

Nai Tutu put down the knife, turned around and glanced at him: "You are so idle."

It was rare that Nai Tutu was not angry, Shangyao leaned over again, and asked cautiously: "Xiao Tutu, do you like children?"

It was a strange question, Nai Tutu raised his eyebrows and asked back: "You want to give birth to me?"

"Fuck! If you want to give birth, you will give birth!"

Nai Tutu chuckled and continued to take care of the fire, ready to put the pot on, he said: "If the Xian family is really that busy, go to bed, and when the meal is ready, I will call you. Don't you love sleeping the most?"

Shangyao lowered his eyes, was silent for a while, and said, "I'll go to the cliff to blow some air, remember to call me when you eat." Then he left the kitchen.

Nai Tutu looked sideways, since he came to this place, Shangyao has been in a bad mood, maybe it's really because he is too free.Once people are idle, it is easy to think wildly.

The wind from the deep valley was blowing slowly, and Shangyao enjoyed the current peace very much, this feeling was like returning to the fairyland.Suddenly, I felt sorry for my master. Thousands of years have passed in a flash, and I don't know what happened to my old man.

When this matter is over, he must stay by his master's side and fulfill his filial piety.He thought so.

He closed his eyes, and was about to take a nap, when there was another loud noise behind him, Shangyao shook his head helplessly, and the three little kids ran here again.

"Father! Come and judge me!"

Shangyao turned his head when he heard the sound, but was hit by the little monkey, "What's the reason?"

The little monkey crossed his waist and pointed at the calf cake and said, "Dabing said that Xiaobai likes him the most. He is talking nonsense. Xiaobai obviously likes me the most!"

The corner of Shangyao's mouth twitched, where did these poor kids go talking?

Xiao Niu Bing crossed his arms and said disdainfully: "Xiaobai doesn't like smelly monkeys! Xiaobai, tell me, do you like playing with me the most!"

Shangyao breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that he was talking about playing, he said softly: "What's the matter, isn't it best for you to play together?"

Xiaobai innocently squatted on one side, holding his face, and said to Shangyao: "Uncle, what should I do, I really didn't say I don't like playing with anyone!"

Shangyao waved to Xiao Bailong, "Then tell uncle what happened just now?"

Xiao Bailong sat on Shangyao's lap obediently, and said, "Are we just talking about Shidan's Baba and Shidan? Why don't you all look like Shidan? Dabing said that you are really a perfect match, you can see it." I don’t know my face, Shi Dan will do the same in the future, and then I agreed. Shi Dan said that he and I are also very suitable, but Dabing said that Shi Dan will have no face in the future, so I won’t play with him anymore, and then I said I won't stop playing with him, and then Shi Dan said that he won't be shameless, he wants to play with us, and then Dabing said that I don't like playing with monkeys, and then...then..."

Frowning, after listening to Xiao Bailong's long speech, Shangyao rubbed the center of his brows, this is all about where and where, why did he talk about himself, why did he talk about it with his face?In the end, why did it develop to the question of who likes to play with whom?

He shook his head helplessly. The world of children is really difficult to understand. Could this be the generation gap?

Both the little monkey and the little cow cake stared at Shangyao, hoping to get a positive result from him. Shangyao thought for a while and said: "Don't worry, Xiaoniu and Xiaolong. As long as the little monkey practices hard, he will definitely become the Monkey King in the future. It will definitely not be like him bawling me and him, so you can continue to play happily."

After saying this, the three children got together happily again, but Shangyao secretly slandered, why did he have to make him say such a thing? It's not what he wants to have a dark face, and the body is still very white, okay? Nasty little kid.

The little kids skipped away, and Nai Tutu came over, with his clothes on his waist, standing behind Shangyao, and softly called: "Xianjia, let's go eat."

Shangyao suddenly hugged his waist, and said with an aggrieved face: "Little Tutu, I'm hurt."

Nai Tutu hesitated for a moment, then patted him on the back, "I know you are lying on the ground, so I came to congratulate you."

Shangyao stared, put down his hands, and snorted, "Asshole!" Turning around and striding away.

Nai Tutu shook his head slowly and smiled, really like a child.

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