The ancient fairy who was kidnapped by the system

Chapter 3 Chapter 3 When the system suffers from its own consequences

Since Shangyao found the "correct way to use the system", he even forgot his lazy sleep and concentrated on finding troubles with the system.for example……

"Naitutu, I'm going to take a bath and purify my body, please help me take off my clothes."

"Naitutu, there is a fruit forest in the mountain behind the cave, I want to eat small apples, red ones!"

"Naitutu, I feel a little tired recently, can you show up and help me rub my back!"

The previous requirements, the system can do it, but there is nothing that can be done if you want to show up, so you ordered the massage hammer to do it for you.

The system couldn't help thinking: How could he be so unlucky! !If it weren't for this fairy family who always threatened him with "I can't sleep for a long time", how could he be so obedient!It is tolerable or unbearable! !

The system felt that going on like this was not an option, and was thinking about how to break the deadlock, when Shangyao started calling him again.

"Little Tutu, I want to eat braised fish tonight, how about it?"

【Dear contract fairy family, shouldn't you use the bigu technique to not eat the fireworks of the world? 】

He said this with a bit of gritted teeth, which aroused a little interest from Haruka.Yo, the system finally couldn't help but want to refute?

"Oh, Nai Tu Tu, it's your fault. Since I'm already an immortal, why should I follow the rules of cultivating immortals? Immortals also get greedy sometimes!"

【…】

Seeing that the system stopped rebutting, Shangyao happily picked up the fishing rod and went to the Kunlun Mountain Stream, preparing the ingredients for tonight with great anticipation.In the system's mind, he also had a countermeasure against Shangyao's helplessness.

During the chat, Shangyao finally asked a very important, but not very important matter to him - who is the new Immortal Emperor?

【Dear Contract Immortal Family, the new Immortal Emperor was once a disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun--Wutian.After ascending to the throne of Immortal Emperor, the name has been changed, and a small (immortal?) like me... the system cannot know. 】

As soon as the system's voice fell, Shangyao became unstable and almost fell into the pool. Fortunately, an invisible force grabbed him and prevented him from falling into the water.

Seeing Shangyao's expression changed, the system couldn't help guessing.I remember that when he went to get back the bamboo flute from the cliff, he saw a tattered picture scroll, and the nomination on it was "no sky".

If you read it correctly, the shattered picture scroll was the one that kicked off the cliff with the bamboo flute that day. In this way, the immortal family and the immortal emperor used to be old acquaintances.

The system feels that it is necessary to be careful with Shangyao's attitude in the future, and the plan he just planned to deal with him is probably going to fail.

Ever since Shangyao found out who the new Immortal Emperor is, his face has not been in a good mood, he has been distracted, and he seems a little flustered.And the system has not spoken.

Finally, Shangyao still asked what he wanted to know: "Little Tutu, you went to pick up your bamboo flute that day, did you see, did you see a scroll?"

【Have. 】

"Really? Then did you bring it back?" Shangyao was a little excited. If the system brought it back, it would be great!

【No. 】

Shangyao's face turned bitter again. If he had known that the Immortal Emperor was him, why wouldn't he have protected the things he had given away?Anyway, it will be very useful in the future!With the real work of the Immortal Emperor in hand, it is worth showing off in front of immortal friends!

He said a little dejectedly, "Go and cook, I'm hungry." Then he walked into the bedroom in a daze.

As soon as Shangyao sat down, he heard the system say:

[Dear contract fairy family, this system is really just a system. It is clearly stipulated in the system that the system cannot help the fairy family too much. Recently, you have not accepted a single system task from the Xian family. Instead, the system is doing your best for you. If the Immortal Emperor blames it...]

"Ah?...Oh..."

Shangyao was obviously absent-minded, and he was still trying to remember whether there were other things from his little brother around him.

【…】

[Xianjia, this system has a merciless request.If there is any failure in the system, please ask Xianjia to take the system back to the Penglai Island headquarters for system update and maintenance. 】

Before Shangyao could react, something suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, which was the picture scroll he was thinking about now.

Shangyao immediately beamed, "Oh, the Immortal Emperor's system actually has merits! It's so understanding and considerate!" He even repaired the scroll!

After drinking and eating, Shangyao lay on the bed, picking his teeth with one hand, and stroking his belly with the other, feeling very comfortable.

Suddenly, there was a bolt of lightning!Straight into the spiritual cave!

Before Shangyao noticed what was being hacked, the system wailed: 【Ah! ! ! 】The shock made him dizzy.

The headache here has not dissipated, but Shangyao's stomach hurts like a tantrum.

How is this going?I remember the last time I had a stomachache, it was 2000 years ago, this long-lost pain is really nostalgic!

【...Dear... contract, contract fairy family... your... system index, changes, changes...】

Shangyao was a little puzzled when he heard the system's weak voice like him, but he couldn't respond because...he had to go to the latrine!

In the hut, Shangyao covered his nose with straw paper, and said to the system in a strong nasal voice: "Nai Tu Tu, your system index hasn't been reported yet, hasn't it been reported before?"

It seems that going to the latrine is a very boring thing for Shangyao, and needs some more boring things to adjust.

The system did not respond.

"Little Tutu, is it because your fish is undercooked! If you are not good at cooking, you have to tell me directly! How do you plan to compensate Benxian for causing diarrhea?"

The system is still not responding.

"Hey, Tutu? Little Tutu? Little Nainai? Tunainai? Naitutu? What's wrong with you? I don't blame you, just stop talking! The hut is too quiet, be careful!"

The weak voice of the system finally appeared again:

[The fairy family is joking...you are a fairy...couldn't you be afraid of the dark? 】

Shangyao's troubles were solved, but the abnormality of the system made him a little concerned.Anyway, the two (?) have been together for a few days, so it can be regarded as a little affection.

"Little Tutu, what's wrong with you? Doesn't your voice sound right? It's me who has diarrhea, but why are you hurt more than me? Don't tell me, you can empathize with me!" It's really like that, it's terrible!For example, when going to the toilet... uh...

The system didn't respond, and Shangyao was a little helpless, who made the other party an invisible and intangible object.

He returned to the bedroom in the spiritual cave and carefully checked the place where the lightning had just passed, but no matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find anything damaged.Suddenly remembered, when the lightning just struck, there was a loud cry from the system, and Shangyao guessed, could it be the bamboo flute?

Sure enough, Shangyao found the recycled bamboo flute from the Treasure Pavilion, and the surface of the bamboo flute was scorched black.Shangyao came to the spirit, could this bamboo flute be the real body of the system?Otherwise, how could the lightning strike it through the stone wall without splitting anything?

Lightning struck through the wall, and this lightning bolt was clearly a thunderbolt.

Shangyao erected the bamboo flute, and aimed his eyes at the hole of the bamboo flute, who knew that as soon as the flute was erected, a dusty thing fell out!

"what is this?"

Shangyao picked up the limp, animal-like thing, and observed it carefully. With a wave of his sleeve, a magnifying glass appeared in his hand—this was the last time he bought it when he went to the human world to trim his beard. .

This thing is fluffy, with a pointed head and small ears, eh?No matter how you look at it, it looks familiar!After thinking about it for a long time, Shangyao finally slapped his palm and remembered!Isn't this the cute "pipe fox"! !

"Ah~ I didn't expect this to be your real body? So exquisite, cute, petite and small!... But why can't I feel your monster aura at all? By the way, you shouldn't be a monster! Divine beast? Then Shouldn't there be no breath at all? Tsk tsk, it's still smashed to pieces."

Shangyao pinched Guanhu's tail and shook it, puzzled.

【Dear contract fairy family, please don't abuse my "corpse" like this】

The sound of the system was weak, as if it would die at any moment, but luckily the system still had its breath.Shangyao felt a little relieved for him. If this interesting system disappeared so soon, I would be a little bit reluctant!

"Little Tutu, have you finally admitted that this is your real body? Could you please tell me what happened? Tianlei, why did you hit you?"

[…] The system started to play dead, and he felt that silence was better than sound.

Sure enough, Shangyao was not happy with his silent resistance.Shangyao thought, Benxian cares about you so much, you still have to hide something from me, I don't care about it!

He went back to bed, ready to sleep, he didn't believe that this system could hold him back?Hmph, tomorrow the system will definitely not be able to resist obediently spit out everything.

But this time things didn't happen as Shangyao expected, and the system really seemed to disappear.Three days have passed, and the system has not moved at all.

Shangyao faintly felt that something was wrong, he sat cross-legged, and looked inside with his spiritual sense.When he opened his eyes again, he felt even more strange. The white shadow was still there, but it didn't move.

Could it be that he was struck dumb by the lightning?died?Disabled?Ouch sin sin!

He took out the bamboo flute again, shook out the small tube fox again, and fiddled with it in his hand, remembering what the system said, "If there is any failure in the system, please ask Xianjia to bring the system back to the Penglai Island headquarters for system update and maintenance." .”

Did he expect such a thing to happen?Or is Tianlei what he called a "fault"?

The more I think about it, the more I don't understand, because I have never thought about accepting this broken system task, so I have never asked Naitut carefully how this system works.This is a good time, the key person was smashed by Tianlei.

Originally, such "little things" should not matter to Shangyao, but maybe because of being lonely for too long, someone suddenly intervened, which made him feel bad about this matter.He felt that he couldn't let the "cute" little tube fox "stand up" in his spiritual cave.

Whoever created the system, it will be returned to him. Whoever's fox... well, it falls on his territory, and it will belong to him after it is cured!

After making up his mind, Shangyao decided to go to the floating Penglai fairy island, and by the way, get in touch with the little brother he had seen for a long time!

Of course, when you meet an old friend, you always have to bring some tokens and intentions!In any case, he is also a "big man" with a high position and weight now, so he has to curry favor with him!

Shangyao moved out all the items in the Treasure Pavilion, and after searching for a long time, he couldn't pick out a single thing that could stand on the table, so he sighed deeply.

"Hey, I can't blame me for sleeping for too long, but I can only blame time passing too fast. I haven't received a gift from others for thousands of years! What are you going to give away!" (Hey! So you just want to borrow flowers to offer Buddha !)

He took out the Qiankun bag again, fiddled left and right, and took out a 30cm-sized, flat board, with a happy expression on his face: "Ah! This is good, this is a souvenir I bought during this trip to the world! I heard from those young people that this thing called "Pandex" is very useful, and it can realize the real "a scholar can know the world's affairs without going out". It should be of great help to his work!"

Shangyao put the board on the stone table, revealing the back of the board, with a pattern of a gleaming silver cutaway pear on it, Shangyao sighed: "Young people nowadays, I don't know why they like this kind of incomplete pear so much. pattern, is this the legendary 'defective beauty'?"

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