The slag is very busy

Zheng Ren: Tell me, am I the last to know [smile]

Zhao Jiu: Say what?By the way, what group is this?

Yue Yu: This is to resist strict confession and lenient groups.

Zhang Kaiguang: Upstairs upstairs, I should be the last one to know.

Xiong Chumo: I feel something is wrong. If we hadn't seen it today, would you two still plan to hide it from the destruction of the universe?

Yu Yi: ...

Zhao Jiu: No, did I join the group late?Why can't I keep up with your topics?

Yue Yu: You two stood by the side of the road, Yu Yi kissed you, all five pairs of our eyes saw it.

Zhao Jiu: ...

[Criticism Conference] The group was quiet for 1 minute.

Zhang Kaiguang: Don't pretend to be dead, hurry up and explain.

Zheng Ren: Sister Yue, did you already know [smiling] that boyfriend last time, I fucking knew I was right!

Yue Yu: I have been kicked out of the group chat by the administrator.

Zhao Jiu: You have been kicked out of the group chat by the administrator.

Xiong Chumo: You should be lucky to see us. If it were someone else, you two would be famous tomorrow.

Zheng Ren: Sister Mo, what you said is wrong, brother Jiu is already very popular.

Yue Yu: Sister Ren, is now the time to say such things?

Zheng Ren: That's right, brother nine, come out and give me an explanation.

Zhao Jiu: They are together.

Zhang Kaiguang: ... Damn, when I saw this sentence with my own eyes, my heart still hurt a little.

Zheng Ren: After that...do you want to be called Sister-in-law Nine?

Yue Yu: @余意

Zhao Jiu: I advise you to cherish the life of a dog.

Xiong Chumo: Sister-in-law Jiu is feeding the cat by my side now, he doesn't have time to look at his phone, you're welcome.

Zhang Kaiguang: Sister Mo, you are with Sister-in-law Jiu now, aren't you afraid Brother Jiu will be jealous?

Zhao Jiu:?

Xiong Chumo: Sister-in-law Jiu and I have been together for more than ten years. Is Brother Jiu going to become lemon essence?

Zhang Kaiguang: That's what I said, Brother Jiu and I have been together for many, many years, and I have never seen Sister-in-law Jiu get jealous of me.

Xiong Chumo: You don't understand, Yu Yi probably doesn't know what it means to be jealous.

Zheng Ren: More innocent than Brother Nine?

Yue Yu: Are you not afraid of being found out by chewing the tongue of Mrs. Jiu behind your back like this?

Zhang Kaiguang: I will post a photo in the group now, to ensure that he knows what it means to be jealous.

Zheng Ren: Damn, from what you said, it seems like something big is about to happen.

Zhao Jiu: What are you going to do?

Zhang Kaiguang: Let me look for it.

Yue Yu: What are you looking for?

Xiong Chumo: I suddenly have a bad feeling.

Xiong Chumo: Sister Guang, hurry up, he has already finished feeding the cat food.

Xiong Chumo: He took out his phone!

Zhang Kaiguang: [picture]

Yu Yi heard the phone ringing, took it out and looked, the chat record happened to be the picture sent by Zhang Kaiguang.

He opened it, and his fingers froze.

It's a very old photo with very low pixels. If you don't look carefully, you can hardly see the face clearly.

The background is the courtyard of Zhao Restaurant. On the left is a little boy, and on the right is a little girl, standing together under a tree.

It should have been a very harmonious photo, but the strange thing was that the girl was hugging the boy and kissing him on the side of the face.

He clicked on the picture again, and the message below quickly uploaded the picture.

Zhao Jiu: You are so fucking poisonous.

Zheng Ren: Damn it, wouldn’t that be Brother Nine’s childhood?

Yue Yu: Did you look so cute when you were young?

Zhang Kaiguang: Oh, you gave me this photo yourself, so you don’t admit it now?

Zhang Kaiguang: Is Ninth Sister-in-law here?

Xiong Chumo: He is spying on the screen right now.

Xiong Chumo: I'm typing.

Xiong Chumo: Very upset.

Zheng Ren: Jiu Ge pills.

Yue Yu: Haven't sent it yet?

Zhang Kaiguang: How many words are you typing? This is it.

Xiong Chumo: Damn, I read it wrong.

Xiong Chumo: He is chatting privately with Ninth Brother...

Yue Yu: ...

Zhang Kaiguang: ...

Zheng Ren: ... let's go.

When Zhao Jiu quit the chat group, he saw a message from Yu Yi.

—Is it so cute?

There was a hint of surprise in his tone.

Zhao Jiu felt that his boyfriend's focus seemed a little off, but he still wanted to explain.

— That was my cousin, and I have lost contact with her for a long time now.

After waiting for a few seconds, Yu Yi returned to him.

-I am talking about you.

-you are very cute.

Zhao Jiu sent a fuck and said a voice.

"I knew I was going to your house."

At home, Yu Xin was worrying about the division of arts and sciences.

"What do you want to learn in the future?" Xin Xin asked him.

"I don't know either." Yu Xin looked at her previous report card and said, "The grades are all about the same."

Yu Yi glanced at it casually, thinking that it was true.

They are all almost full marks, and they are all the same in arts and sciences.

"Then let's study science." Xin Xin said, "Boys study science more often."

Yu Xin hesitated.

"Yiyi, do you read literature or theory?" Xin Xin asked him.

"science."

"Look, my brother also studies science." Xin Xin smiled at Yu Xin, "Then study science."

"Okay!" Yu Xin immediately made up her mind when she heard that Yu Yi was studying science.

Last time I went back to the eighth old lady's house, the adopted cat was sleeping on the sofa. When I heard Yu Xin growl, I moved my body and got up for a walk.

Suddenly there was a shout from next door.

"Get out of here!"

The sound was so penetrating that the walking cats were startled and ran under the sofa.

"What's wrong?" Yu Xin asked suspiciously.

"It's been like this every day for the past few days." Xin Xin sighed, "I quarrel every day and say I want a divorce, and I never leave."

"Why didn't you get a divorce?" Yu Xin asked a little puzzled.

"Because the child is still young." Xin Xin said, "Besides divorce, if the child is awarded to the man, Aunt Hu will have nothing."

Yu Xin didn't understand these things, she opened a pair of puzzled eyes in a daze.

Yu Yi went into the room and closed the window, still able to hear Aunt Hu's sharp and explosive scream.

Yu Yi hardly attended any class in junior high school, and the exams all depended on talent. Now it is a huge project to make up for it in a short time.

Zhao Jiu is bigger than him, whenever he encounters arithmetic, he will be 100% wrong.

"Your mathematics is taught by the auntie in the cafeteria." Yue Yu glanced at Zhao Jiu's problem-solving process, and said, "I will calculate it for you again, and you won't make a mistake."

"I'll try." Zheng Ren snatched his draft paper and calculated it carefully.

"The result is 1, right?" Zheng Ren turned around and asked.

"Yes." Yu Yi replied.

"Look, I was right." Zheng Ren looked at Zhao Jiu.

Yue Yu returned the draft paper to him: "I was right."

"Why can't I figure it out?" Zhao Jiu was very surprised, "I think every step I made was right."

Yu Yi took another piece of paper and put it in front of him: "I'll show you the calculation."

Zhao Jiu leaned closer to him, and saw his pen nib write a few numbers on the white paper, feeling a little itchy.

"Yu Yi." Zhao Jiu called him.

"Look." Yu Yi ignored it.

Zhao Jiu looked at it, and his mind began to drift away.He glanced down at his boyfriend's collarbone protruding from his collar, and his breathing began to go wrong.

"Forget it." Zhao Jiu looked away, a little helpless, "I didn't listen to a word."

"Then what are you doing?" Yu Yi looked at him.

"Look at you." Zhao Jiu said unabashedly, "You fucking lean in front of me, all I can think about is you."

Before Yu Yi could speak, the two people in front couldn't take it anymore.

"Be careful, both of you." Yue Yu coughed twice, "We can all hear you."

"Why didn't I notice you talking so sloppily before." Zheng Ren was surprised.

Zhao Jiu glanced at the two of them, and Zheng Ren shut up.

"Aren't you afraid that you will think too much?" Yue Yu didn't notice Zhao Jiu's gaze, "Don't be afraid now."

Zhao Jiu smiled and said nothing.

Yu Yi turned the paper over and handed it to Zhao Jiu: "Then you write, I'll watch."

Zhao Jiu took his pen, bowed his head and followed his steps.

Yu Yi moved closer, and Zhao Jiu immediately looked up at him.

"..." Yu Yi paused, "Forget it."

"Forget it." Zhao Jiu threw the pen away.

"Forget it?" Yu Yi was surprised.

"I say forget it." Zhao Jiu hugged his head, "You are like an aphrodisiac, I want to be in heat when I see you."

"..." Yu Yi wanted to laugh, "Is that my problem?"

"Isn't it!" Zhao Jiu packed up his things, "I can't stay with you for a short time, I'm afraid I can't help but kiss you here."

Then, he ran to the first row and sat at the same table with Lin Weiming.

Half an hour later, Yu Yi received a WeChat message from her boyfriend.

—Boyfriend, let's compete.

-what?

—The monthly exam in May.Let's compare it once.The one who lost promised one thing to win.

Yu Yi looked at his words and smiled slightly.

Compared with this kind of competition, Yu Yi must not be able to compare with him, because no matter how high the Chinese test is, he can't get as high a score as English.

Yu Yi typed with both hands.

-OK.

The two of us read the content of junior high school together for nearly half a month, and finally finished reading the three parts.

Zhao Jiu's calculations were still horribly poor, and after Yu Yi watched him calculate once, he probably understood something.

Maybe it's because I can't test my memory in arithmetic.

After the monthly exam, Zhao Jiu kept the four of them and invited them to dinner.

"Seafood hot pot!" Still walking on the road, Yue Yu had already started ordering, "I want to eat sea cucumber and abalone!"

"Is your little money enough for you to eat a seafood meal?" Zheng Renbai glanced at him, "Don't think I didn't see how much money is in your red envelope!"

"That's boring for you. You're still peeking at me when I'm with you." Yue Yu said.

"Fuck me." Zheng Ren couldn't help laughing, "Your fucking money is posted in the group, I don't want to see it, but I already saw it!"

Yue Yu: "..."

Zhao Jiu didn't care much, and turned around to ask Yu Yi: "Aren't you calling brother here?"

"..." Yu Yi didn't speak, but he wanted to invite, but he always felt a little awkward.

"Hey, Brother Ninth is going too far." Zhang Kaiguang said, "Last time, we even gave our first kiss to keep you a secret!"

"What?" Zhao Jiu looked at him blankly.

"Didn't my brother be there at the time, and I saw it too." Xiong Chumo explained, "We just said, you are sisters... Ah no, he really believed the little love between brothers."

"Sex?" Zhao Jiu asked Zhang Kaiguang, "Who did you kiss?"

"Sister Mo." Zhang Kaiguang said.

"You guys really call it fun." Zhao Jiu said, "It's not the same as the French-French relationship between lovers."

"Then why is it different?" Zhang Kaiguang was a little puzzled.

"I'll show you." Zhao Jiu looked around and saw no one, so he dared to pull Yu Yi over, held his head, and said to him, "Don't move."

"What are you doing?" Yu Yi looked at him strangely.

Zhao Jiu pouted in front of the four of them, and lightly touched Yu Yi's lips.

Zhang Kaiguang: "..."

"..." Zheng Ren asked, "Did my mother see them kissing just now?"

"I suggest you go see an ophthalmologist." Yue Yu covered his eyes, "I didn't see anything."

Xiong Chumo sighed directly: "This is still on the street, sisters!"

Zhao Jiu let go of his thoughts and smiled at them: "This is a good brother. Next, let me show you a couple."

"Don't!" Zhang Kaiguang refused with strength, he pulled Xiong Chumo up and started running wildly.

Zhao Jiu looked at the remaining two people.

"No no no no no!" Yue Yu said five nos in a row, "I have tooth decay, and I have quit sugar! I don't eat sugar!"

"If you don't want to eat, I will." Zheng Ren has already raised his phone, "Come on, have one."

"Get lost." Zhao Jiu reached out to block his camera.

"Now I know I'm shy!" Zheng Ren yelled, turned around and left very unhappy, "Sister Yue! Good sisters, let's go together! It's good to be single! It's good to be single! Whoever you want to be with!"

Yu Yi looked at the four people who were scared away by Zhao Jiu, couldn't hold back, and asked him with a smile, "Are you childish or not?"

"No." Zhao Jiu quietly took his hand and smiled happily, "It's just a show of affection."