The slag is very busy

"Huh?" Yu Yi didn't understand his routine.

"Yi Yi." Zhao Jiu said it again, this time it was a declarative sentence.

"What?" Yu Yi was not in the same channel as him at all.

"Didn't you ask my girlfriend's name?" Zhao Jiu became addicted to playing, "Yu Yi."

"..." Yu Yi looked at him, "Are you courting death?"

Zhao Jiu backed away slowly, trying to take advantage of him: "Otherwise...boyfriend?"

Seeing that Yu Yi was on the verge of getting angry, Zhao Jiu put it away and smiled at him: "I don't have a girlfriend. I do have a younger sister."

"Sister?" Yu Yi was a little surprised.

"That's right, the one who gave me the quilt last time." Zhao Jiu went to the sink to wash his hands.

Yu Yi thought about this several times, and finally asked him: "Your family has three children?"

"Yes." Zhao Jiu shook his hands after washing.

"That." Yu Yi was very surprised, "Isn't it family planning?"

"..." Zhao Jiu finally understood his point, and asked, "Did you forget that you have an older brother?"

"... Oh." Yu Yi came back to her senses.

"What?" Zhao Jiu followed his brain circuit and thought for a while, "You think my sister is my girlfriend?"

"No." Yu Yi was not so confident, "I thought your brother was."

"..." Zhao Jiu looked at him seriously, "He is not yet ten years old."

"Yeah." Yu Yi looked away in embarrassment.

Zhao Jiu looked at him for a while, and couldn't help laughing a few times.

Yu Yi ignored him, kicked the man away and washed his hands.

The next day, Lin Weiming didn't come to class.

Zhao Jiu never cared about the things ahead, this was discovered by Zheng Ren in the first physics class.

"Not here?" Yue Yu craned his neck to look, "Fang Xin is here."

"Something happened at home." Zheng Ren said.

"It seems quite serious." Yue Yu looked at Zhao Jiu.

"?" Zhao Jiu looked up at him while reading the novel, "Why?"

"Will Lin Weiming be retaliated by them?" Zheng Ren was a little worried.

Zhao Jiu didn't speak.

Yu Yi was bowing her head to reply to Yu Xin's message.

Yu Xin asked him to have lunch with him.

Seeing that Zhao Jiu didn't speak, Zheng Ren turned his head and looked at Yue Yu for a few seconds, then took out his mobile phone: "Make an appointment."

The two people in front were playing a game when suddenly Yue Yu let out a burst of laughter.

Yu Yi has long been used to their occasional convulsions, and continued to make up her math homework without pausing the pen in her hand.

"What are you laughing at?" Tianye looked at this side, "What kind of melon did you laugh at?"

"Winter melon!" All the people below were amused.

Yue Yu almost died of laughter, pushed away Zheng Ren's hand that was about to grab the phone, and held the phone behind for Zhao Jiu to see.

His hands were shaking with laughter, Zhao Jiu couldn't read a word clearly, so he reached out and took the phone.

It was so close, Yu Yi glanced at it, and saw that the interface was the private chat interface of Yue Yu and his elder brother taking me to eat chicken, under the question Zheng Renfa sent yesterday, the young lady replied.

—It’s me, are you surprised or surprised?Hahahahaha

Zhao Jiu looked at Zheng Ren with a smile, but Zheng Ren still couldn't believe it: "Does this tone sound like Xiao Xu's?"

"It's not like that!" Yue Yu said righteously, "You just want to go back on your word!"

"I didn't!" Zheng Ren poked his neck.

Yu Yi remembered the bet the two made last night, in order not to hurt him, she turned her head and continued to make up homework.

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and as soon as God left the classroom, Yue Yu immediately wanted to come out: "I'm going to find Sister Guang! Let's shovel shit for you!"

Yu Yi watched Zheng Ren stand up to stop Yue Yu, and when he stood up, everything in front of Yu Yi went dark.

Yue Yu was stopped by him and couldn't get out, so he asked Zhao Jiu for help: "Ninth brother, look at him! It's too much! This stinky watermelon!"

"Don't think about it! It hasn't been confirmed yet! I don't believe it!" Zheng Ren shouted with his last ounce of confidence.

Seeing that they had been entangled for 2 minutes, Zhao Jiu stood up and stretched out his hand in a gentlemanly manner: "Please come this way."

"Okay!" Yue Yu immediately broke free from Zheng Ren's shackles, just jumped from Zhao Jiu's table, and slipped out through the back door.

Zheng Ren: "...I didn't expect you to be such a ninth brother."

Zhao Jiu smiled at him: "Did you just find out today?"

Before the class bell rang, Yue Yu and Zhang Kaiguang appeared at the back door of the classroom.

"Sister Ren!" Yue Yu shouted.

Zheng Ren didn't want to talk to them at all.

"Look, Sister Ren is always like this, she doesn't admit she loses." Yue Yu said to Zhang Kaiguang.

"Maybe he just likes to talk about it." Zhang Kaiguang said.

Yue Yu threw a black plastic bag forward, very imposing: "I put the things here, now come and fulfill your promise! Eat shit on the spot!"

"You guys got the ball back too!" Zhang Kaiguang threw the ball to Zhao Jiu.

Zhao Jiu took it, put the ball under his feet, and kicked Zheng Ren's stool: "The next class is Chinese class."

"So." Zheng Ren turned around and said unwillingly.

"Ask yourself." Zhao Jiu smiled.

"He won't be so perverted." Zheng Ren still dare not admit it, "If he is really so perverted, I will..."

"Hey, don't make any more bets." Yue Yu looked at him with disgust, "It won't be cashed anyway, men are big pigs."

Zheng Ren: "..."

Before the Chinese class, Xiao Xu deliberately walked in from the back.

"Ask." Yue Yu patted Zheng Ren.

Seeing that Xiao Xu had arrived beside him, Zheng Ren quickly called out, "Teacher!"

Yu Yi put away the math homework and looked down at the Chinese books in the drawer.

After searching for a long time, the drawer was rummaged in a mess, but I couldn't find it.

Zhao Jiu pressed his wrist, put a finger to his mouth, and signaled him to be quiet.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Xu seemed in a good mood.

"That..." Zheng Ren was a little speechless, "Teacher, do you want to play games?"

"Play." Xiao Xu generously admitted.

"Play... what game?" Zheng Ren continued to ask, biting the bullet.

"I played a game with you. Zheng Ren." Xiao Xu looked at him kindly.

Zheng Ren: "..."

Zhao Jiu whistled softly from behind.

"Don't believe it?" Xiao Xu said and was about to take out the phone.

"No, no, I believe, I believe." Zheng Ren was really afraid to see Xiao Xu take out a Nokia.

After Xiaoxu came to the stage, Yue Yu pointed to the trash can behind: "It's still there."

Zheng Ren buried his head in his arms, thinking about life.

"Take it away." Yu Yi looked at the hand that was still on his wrist.

"Okay." Zhao Jiu withdrew his hand.

"Today and tomorrow are our school's anniversary." Xiao Xu smiled, "You don't even know it."

The discussion began in a low voice.

"It's just a broken school, and there's still a school anniversary." Yue Yu complained in a low voice.

"Yeah, you guys are also thinking, isn't this poor school still having a school anniversary?" Xiao Xu understood everyone's thoughts very well, "The only advantage you have is that you can go to the cafeteria for a free meal at noon today. The cafeteria does not charge money."

"Wow!" Everyone exclaimed.

"So." Xiao Xu said, "I was late for breakfast this morning, so I'll go for a few laps later, or I'll lose money at noon."

The dishes on the first floor of the cafeteria are more expensive than those on the second floor, and they are much more delicious. When everyone walked to the cafeteria, the team on the first floor had already reached the door.

"Go to the second floor." Zhang Kaiguang suggested.

Yu Xin had dinner with these people once, and this time she was not so reserved.

Zhao Jiu walked in the front. There were not many people on the second floor. The eight of them found a long table and sent four of them to get food.

"That." Yu Xin looked at the rest of the people and whispered, "Are you drinking anything?"

Xiong Chumo nodded to him: "Okay."

Yu Xin immediately ran to buy something to drink.

A few minutes later, four hot spots came over with four plates of dishes, and Yu Xin also came over with eight cups of milk tea.

Yu Yi raised her head and saw the familiar milk tea, her fingers typing on the phone screen stopped.

"I...fuck..." Yue Yu was stunned when he saw what was in Yu Xin's hand, and shouted, "Who the hell said you want to drink that milk tea! And let someone serve it!"

"Could it be the legendary vomiting artifact in the cafeteria?" Zheng Ren's eyes sparkled, "It looks pretty good."

Xiong Chumo coughed awkwardly: "Well, my brother bought us a drink."

Zhao Jiu put away his phone, took two glasses very naturally, and handed one to Yu Yi.

Yu Yi looked at the cup of milk tea, hesitating to speak.

Xiong Chumo, Zhang Kaiguang and Zheng Ren took it with great dignity, and when Yu Xin handed it to Yue Yu, Yu Yi saw his hands trembling slightly.

Probably because they are not very familiar with Yu Yi's elder brother, these people are very polite to Yu Xin.

Everyone got a cup of milk tea, Yu Xin smiled happily.

Zhao Jiu took the straw from Yu Xin and inserted it.

Yu Yi tilted her head and saw that this person was very calm throughout the whole process, she just thought that his taste was a little different from the public.

Until he saw the man take a sip, and suddenly turned to face him with a distorted expression.

Yu Yi: "..."

Zhao Jiu's face was only contorted for a moment, and when he lifted it up again, it returned to normal, even with a little smile on it.

"Is it good?" Yu Xin asked him with a smile, and took a big sip.

"It's delicious." Zhao Jiu's tone was exactly the same as when he told Yu Yi that time.

"Is it really delicious?" Yue Yu didn't believe it, "Could it be that the craftsmanship has improved?"

Both Zheng Ren and Xiong Chumo drank, and then remained silent.

"tasty?"

"..." Zheng Ren couldn't straighten his tongue, "This is definitely the best drink I've ever had in my life! It smells like lemon, with the unique sweetness of watermelon. There is a hint of passion fruit on the palate, which is incomparable."

"..." Xiong Chumo looked at Zheng Ren in disbelief, almost thinking that his sense of taste had failed.

Zhang Kaiguang took a few sips and gave them a thumbs up: "It's delicious. Mine tastes like green apple with a little vanilla flavor. In addition, I also tasted fragrant taro rice. Fragrant chocolate strawberry flavor.”

"Really?" Yue Yu didn't believe in evil, and took a big gulp.

"Is it good?" Yu Xin was sitting next to him.

"..." Yue Yu looked at his sparkling little eyes with bitterness on his face, "It's delicious...excellent."

Yu Yi watched the reactions of these people, took advantage of Yu Xin's inattention, and put the milk tea under the table.

When eating, Zhao Jiu had long legs, and it was uncomfortable to put it under the table, so he wanted to stand it up, but accidentally knocked over the milk tea that Yu Yi put under it.

The material-saving milk tea cup was kicked by him, and when it fell down, it burst open.

Yu Yi only felt that a piece of whiteness suddenly bloomed under his sight, and he looked down and was stunned for a moment.

Zhao Jiu was splashed with white milk tea all over the bottom of his trousers. When he looked down, the visual impact was a bit big.

"What is this?!" Zhao Jiu hurriedly took out a piece of paper from Yue Yu's pocket to wipe it.

"..." Yu Yi couldn't open his mouth, "You kicked my tits."

Zhao Jiu suddenly raised his head to look at him.

Everyone here stopped eating, and looked towards this side with a face of confusion.

"...milk tea." Yu Yi looked at Zhao Jiu's strong desire to survive, couldn't hold back, and smiled at him, "Wrong."