The slag is very busy

Yu Yi truly made him realize how terrible it is to find a sadist.

He yanked the hand that was being held by him, Zhao Jiu was staggered by him, and then his knee pushed up.

Not toward the vitals, toward his right leg.

Yu Yi was afraid that if he did it again, he might not be able to coax Zhao Jiu's girlfriend.

Zhao Jiu smiled after seeing his movements, and didn't hide, just leaned on him to cater to him.

The shoulders of the two touched each other, and within two seconds, Yu Yi kicked him away with his knee.

The three people behind saw that the situation of the two of them was not right, and each of them looked anxious.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough!!" Yue Yu was about to suffer from asthma.

"Same table." Yu Yi exerted strength, and Zhao Jiu called him while bending over to touch his right leg, "Can you please help me?"

Before Yu Yiqing started begging, the eighth old lady who came out to feed the cat heard Zhao Jiu's words and roared, "It's useless to beg for mercy!"

Zhao Jiu sighed, then turned around and shouted, "Did you hear what your sister said?"

Yu Yi came out with the weed mower, and the few people still didn't give up and stood at the gate of the courtyard without leaving.

"How about..." Zheng Ren patted Yue Yu's hair, "Let's just pick one from the side of the road and forget it."

"What if the disease is transmitted to me?" Yue Yu was disgusted.

"The cat hasn't disliked you for infecting it with the disease." Zhao Jiu rarely raised an argument, "Night blindness."

Yue Yu: "..."

"Ah! I can't live anymore!" Zhang Kaiguang shouted in a Yueyu tone, "I treat you sincerely! But you want to force me to die!"

Zhao Jiu kicked it over: "Get lost!"

Zheng Ren's big mouth immediately hid aside, proving his innocence: "I really didn't say this!"

He was about to point at Yue Yu, but when he looked back, Yue Yu ran to Yu Yi's side.

Yu Yi pushed the weed mower, and suddenly saw Yue Yu running over, he pointed the weed mower at Yue Yu.

"Is that... is it weeding?"

At this time, Yue Yu finally understood what kind of god-like existence his ninth brother was. He didn't dare to read his words, and his ninth brother had already dared to touch him.

"I'm here to help weed, sister can I have a cat?" Yue Yu swallowed, his voice was very low.

Yu Yi raised his hand to look at the time, and said to him, "Go out and wait for 2 minutes."

Yue Yu didn't understand what he meant.

As soon as he was discharged from the hospital, Zheng Ren and Zhang Kaiguang surrounded him.

"What's going on? What did you tell Ah Wen?" Zheng Ren was very curious.

"I asked him if he could let me weed my sister, and he told me to wait outside for 2 minutes." Yue Yu looked blank, "There are still 2 minutes to five o'clock."

"Did Ah Wen talk to you? Fuck you, you are the third person I've ever seen who talks to Ah Wen." Zhang Kaiguang gave him a loving thumbs up.

"Who is the second one?" Zheng Ren was surprised.

"I'm at the same table." Zhang Kaiguang whispered gossip, "I heard that he is Ah Wen's best friend, the kind who dies well."

"What's the best way to die well?" Yue Yu leaned over and asked.

"It's the kind that you will love even after you die." Zhao Jiu turned his head back.

"Wow." Yue Yu looked at Zhao Jiu expectantly, "Are we also good brothers?"

"..." Zhao Jiu couldn't bear to refuse his olive branch.

After 2 minutes, Yue Yu finally understood what it meant to ask him to wait 2 minutes.

The eighth old lady got up, put her hands behind her back, and walked out of the yard slowly.They were at the gate of the courtyard, but the eighth old lady was looking ahead, passing them by without even looking at them.

Zhao Jiu turned to look at her, and saw that the old lady went straight to a grapefruit tree not far from the entrance of the yard, stood still, and looked across the street, motionless.

"Come here." Yu Yi turned on the weeding mechanism and said to them.

Yue Yu rushed in first, he made a loud noise, and the cats eating cat food inside all turned to look at him.

Zhang Kaiguang walked to the weed mower and stared at it curiously: "How do you use this?"

"It looks so high-end." Zheng Ren said in a low voice, "Is this yard really owned by Sister Bai?"

"It's really rich, so it turns out that it's still Bai Fumei." Zhang Kaiguang's rainbow fart came as soon as he said it.

Zhao Jiu felt that he couldn't stay with them for a moment, stay away from them.

Yue Yu slowly approached the group of cats, and some bold ones had already walked over with their buttocks twisted. Just when Yue Yu thought he could touch them, a small black and white cat stretched its two front paws towards Yu Yu. meaning.

Yu Yi's trousers rolled up a little, exposing a small part of his ankle, hugged by its short front paws, just right.He bent down and picked up the cat.

"My mother, it's too thin." Zheng Ren whispered to Zhang Kaiguang, "This needs my feet, and that little thing can't hold it at all."

"You have to fork the cat with the name Lu to hug you." Zhao Jiu stood aside to watch the excitement.

"No," Zhang Kaiguang added, "the cat will probably dislike you for having athlete's foot."

Zhao Jiu: "..."

Zheng Ren: "..."

Yue Yu watched the cats gather towards Yu Yi, and felt that he was left out.

Zheng Ren walked over and asked him, "Which one do you like?"

"Anything is fine." Yue Yu looked around, "My sister hates pink the most in her life, but there are no pink cats here."

"Just that one." Zheng Ren pointed to the black cat and said.

"That one is too dark." Yue Yu struggled, "It's darker than you."

Zheng Ren: "..."

Zheng Ren and Yue Yu were choosing cats in front, while Zhang Kaiguang in the back was full of doubts: "Sister Bai...don't care?"

"It should be agreed." Zhao Jiu glanced back, "But... I don't know what she is looking at."

The eighth old lady stood quietly under the grapefruit tree, looking straight ahead, like a sculpture.

It seems to be waiting for someone, and it seems to be watching some scenery.

Zhao Jiu looked away, and saw a few cats jumping up and down on Yu Yi.

Yu Yi was afraid that they would fall, so she purposely squatted down.

Zhao Jiu squinted his eyes and kicked Zhang Kaiguang's leg: "Tell them to hurry up."

"..." Zhang Kaiguang felt aggrieved, "Just scream, why are you kicking me!"

As soon as Zhang Kaiguang left, Zhao Jiu took out his phone and took a photo of Yu Yi.

Yue Yu chose for a long time. When Zhang Kaiguang came to urge Sister Bai to come back soon, he immediately picked up a nearby one and stood up: "Okay! It's up to you!"

Zheng Ren came over and took a look. It was a blue-gray kitten. It didn't look big, and its two black eyes were very beautiful.

After choosing, the three looked at each other.

In the end, Zheng Ren snatched the cat and held it in his arms, and pushed Yue Yu out.

"That..." Yue Yu stuttered when he called Yu Yi's name, "Yu... Yu... Classmate Yu."

Yu Yi turned her head and looked up at him.

Yue Yu lowered his head to look at him, this awkward posture made him a little trembling: "Well, thank you."

Before Yu Yi could speak, Yue Yu seemed to have been opened up to Ren Du's second vein suddenly, and he suddenly became more talkative: "Ah! Thank you, Sister Bai, too! Ah no! I don't know what your surname is! Anyway, thank you! I will Be nice to cats! My sister has always been a cat lover! Thank you very much!"

After finishing speaking, he bowed at ninety degrees.

"...Oh." Yu Yi felt that his courtesy seemed a bit heavy.

Zhang Kaiguang and Zheng Ren looked at each other speechlessly, just when they thought Yue Yu was about to call a curtain call, he suddenly said, "Zheng Ren's house is in the next street! Do you want to come and eat hot pot with us?"

Zheng Ren: "..."

"Has he forgotten what we have already eaten?" Zhang Kaiguang asked Zheng Ren in a low voice.

Zheng Ren didn't dare to say a word.

Zhao Jiu came forward at this time and asked, "Are you ready?"

"No need." Yu Yi took the cat off her body and got up.

"Oh okay." Yue Yu retreated to Zhao Jiu's side, his face flushed red.

"?" Zhao Jiu looked at him with a puzzled look on his face, "Have you been kissed by a donkey?"

Yue Yu didn't speak.

A few people left to go out of the courtyard, Zhao Jiu asked Yue Yu strangely: "Aren't you going to thank your sister?"

"No need." Yu Yi turned her back to them and said, "She can't hear."

The three looked at each other again.

Zhao Jiu turned his head and said goodbye to Yu Yi, and the four of them wanted to leave the yard.

After walking two meters away, Zheng Rencai whispered, "Ninth brother, Yue Yu was not kissed by a donkey. He blushed because of Ah Wen talking to him."

"Is Ah Wen really so charming?" Zhang Kaiguang smirked, "Then next time I will..."

"I advise you to calm down." Zheng Ren reminded him, "Ah Wen should already know that you are his best friend's deskmate."

Zhao Jiu: "..."

These three gossiping women will probably never get over their gossip in front of others.

In the evening, Yu Yi finished weeding and left the eighth old lady's yard.

Before leaving, the eighth old lady was still under the grapefruit tree. Fearing that the eighth old lady would not be able to come in, he opened the small gate of the yard.

Walking all the way home, he was thinking about how to reply to Xin Xin's news, when Xiong Chumo called.

"Brother!" Xiong Chumo's voice sounded very excited, "Song Rentou, please eat! Come or not!"

"Where?" Yu Yi was about to push back Xin Xin's dinner.

"Ou Dashang." Xiong Chumo yelled over there, "Everyone is here! Come here quickly!"

When Yu Yi arrived, he saw a red banner hanging at the door of Ou Dashang, with a few large characters on it——

Ou Dashang and Xiaorunfa congratulate Song Rentou for winning the city championship!

Yu Yi suddenly understood.

Song Rentou plays e-sports, the semi-professional kind.

During the few days when the Internet is disconnected every month, he will share points in the Guolefu Internet cafe downstairs, attracting a group of children to watch. The excuse of the children to fool the parents is "Uncle Tou wants to take me to eat chicken", the parents are really serious Thinking they were eating roast chicken, they happily let them go out.

For a long time, half of the people in Pitao Street thought that Song Rentou was a big chicken farmer.

When Yu Yi entered the store, Xiong Chumo immediately greeted him.

"Brother is here!" He still had his clothes on as a waiter, "Please go to the box inside, please enter No. 3, Uncle Head is there. You go first, I'll be right there."

Yu Yi pushed open the door of Box No. 3, and at a glance saw several children gathered together, with Song Rentou's face in the center.

Song Rentou is actually not very old. He has graduated from college for less than a year, but he likes to grow a beard and pretend to be sexy. He really looks like an uncle.

Regarding his name, I heard that his parents originally wanted him to be famous, but his mother thought it sounded good, but his father thought it sounded good, so they couldn't get over the dispute, so they had to choose the middle one, the human head.

Later Song Rentou felt that this name was an insult to him as a professional player, so when he replaced the name, he took a name that he thought was very domineering——

Take the head.

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The names are all random, don't believe it

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