[comprehensive] not human

It wasn't until the Jade Rabbit ascended to the east that Yan Bai bid farewell to the spider spirit and returned to the brightly lit white house.As soon as I opened the courtyard door, I heard a burst of laughter from the opposite side of the lotus pond.There were many figures behind the fluttering white gauze, and a green figure passed by carrying a tray in the gap blown by the wind.

Seeing Yan Bai, Xiaoqing waved to him happily: "You're back!"

"Who's back?" A man's voice came from the room, Yan Bai frowned slightly.He crossed the wooden bridge and came to the corridor, and the people inside greeted him.

The leader was the smiling Xiaoqing. Behind her, a man and a woman stood together, as if they were very intimate.Yan Bai looked at the scholar, he had delicate features, fair skin, and a bookish air all over his body, but his eyes were a little dodgy, and he didn't dare to look at him.

White Snake was keenly aware of the scholar's weakness in front of Yan Bai. She rolled her eyes, and walked forward, holding her lover's hand, and introduced them to each other with a smile: "This is Xu Xian. This is Yan Bai."

The scholar Xu Xian cupped his hands towards Yan Bai and saluted, "Brother Yan is good, let me tell you about Yan Bai."

Yan Bai expressed grace expressionlessly, and the atmosphere suddenly became condensed.Only Xiaoqing was unsophisticated and didn't notice the subtlety of the atmosphere at all. She stepped forward happily to take Yanbai's arm - this movement was obviously something she learned and put into practice, she leaned forward limply and coquettishly groaned: "Why are you talking about it today? Let's go, did you see me? And that stinky Taoist priest."

"Stinky Taoist priest?" Xu Xian hesitated, "Is it the blind Taoist priest I saw outside the door today, the one with two little Taoist boys by his side. Xiaoqing, did you go out this afternoon to find him?" Thinking of what the Taoist priest said There are two snake spirits at home, and thinking about Xiaoqing's disgusted tone when he mentioned Taoist priests just now, Xu Xian's unsteady heart was shaken again.

The white snake saw what he was thinking at a glance, and quickly grabbed him and called affectionately: "Young master, the food is getting cold, let's go eat quickly. Xiaoqing, quickly bring that plate of fish."

"Fish?" Xiaoqing didn't realize it, and asked stupidly, "Where does my sister have any fish?" Take a look." Taking advantage of Xu Xian's inattention, the White Snake flipped his wrist hidden under the water sleeve, and a monster aura emanated from his fingertips, shooting into the kitchen a few rooms away.

Xiaoqing received the signal from the white snake's gaze, although she still didn't quite understand, she let out a oh and ran to the kitchen.

Only then did White Snake feel relieved, took Xu Xian on his arm, and invited Yan Bai to sit at the table.At the banquet, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing sat together, Yan Bai sat in a row with Xu Xian, the four of them faced each other.Xu Xian and White Snake looked at each other while they were eating, looking at each other affectionately, completely forgetting that there were still vegetables on the chopsticks, and just looked at the person opposite them.

Seeing this, Xiaoqing laughed and yelled at Yan Baikan: "Look at my sister and the honest man, they are so stunned again."

"Again?" Yan Bai raised his eyebrows.

"That's right, they looked like this when I came back in the afternoon. No, the honest man was still holding my sister's hand that time." Xiaoqing raised her two hands, held the fingertips of her left hand with her right hand, and pressed her thumb on the He rubbed the back of his left hand in a circular motion, "That's how it looks."

Yan Bai snorted coldly, and deliberately hit the chopsticks on the porcelain plate, the crisp sound awakened the two who had fallen into confusion.Bai Suzhen glanced at Yanbai, smiled and said, "I'll get some wine." After speaking, she took Xiaoqing and left together.

Xu Xian and Yan Bai were left sitting in an empty room, surrounded by white gauze, and the lotus flowers in the pool outside exuded a burst of fragrance, which was carried into the room by the night wind.

Yan Bai glanced at Xu Xian, wondering if he had noticed the weird scene of lotus blooming in spring, or if he had noticed and just subconsciously forgotten, just like he subconsciously blocked the Taoist priest's warning to him.

Noticing Yan Bai's cold gaze, Xu Xian turned his head and forced a smile at him, trying to get some information out of his mouth: "Brother Yan is Miss Bai's friend?"

"That's it."

Xu Xian looked at his sharp side face, and his heart tightened. Thinking of Miss Bai and her sister, two beautiful girls who came to a different place alone, and thinking of Yan Bai, who looked very indifferent and didn't seem like someone who would take the initiative to visit friends, Xu Xian I feel like I understand something.He licked his lips, summoned up his courage and said in a low voice, "Actually, Miss Bai and I are already... already..."

Thinking of that, Xu Xian couldn't help but blush, and it had been a long time since he came out.

However, Yan Bai also saw the clue from his flushed face, and the temperature of his voice dropped a bit: "Have you already had sex with each other?"

Xu Xian lowered his head shyly and nodded.

Yan Bai was silent for a while, then sighed: "Treat her well."

Just at this time, Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing came back with a jug of wine, and asked curiously after hearing what Yan Bai said: "Who are you treating well?"

Yan Bai didn't answer, and Xu Xian was too ashamed to even say a word: He and Miss Bai are husband and wife without a marriage contract. Alas, Xu Xian, Xu Xian, you have read books for so many years, and you still make a fool of yourself? This is the matter of destroying the reputation of the girl, but if he married Miss Bai, it shouldn't be considered as destroying the reputation, right?

He raised his head and saw the white girl handing him the white porcelain cup full of fine wine, staring at it tenderly, and said softly, "Your wine, my lord."

"My lord, your wine." The same delicate voice followed Bai Suzhen's words.The two turned their heads, it turned out that it was Xiaoqing holding the cup with both hands in a learned manner, and handing it to Yan Bai, seeing the two of them looking over, they also sniggered meaningfully.Yan Bai took the wine glass, tapped her on the head with his chopsticks, and said calmly, "Nonsense."

Immediately, both Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen laughed.Xu Xian can also see now that this little girl is purely a little girl who has not yet grown up, her heart and eyes are full of playful thoughts, whether she whispered in his ear or held the basket for fun He breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he no longer had to hesitate between Miss Bai and Miss Xiaoqing.I don't know why, but when he thought about it like this, he felt lost in his heart.He shook his head with a grin, thinking that she was indeed a fair lady, and a gentleman is so good.Before Xiaoqing did anything, she started to think wildly.Forget it, he should talk to Miss Bai well.

Xiao Qing giggled, pointed at Xu Xian and said bluntly to Bai Suzhen: "Sister, look, your honest man is smirking again!"

Bai Suzhen glared at her reproachfully, and said with a smile, "Don't talk nonsense." She said this, but her face was full of sweetness.

Yan Bai drank the transparent wine in the glass in one gulp, glanced at the smile on Xu Xian's face from the corner of his eyes, felt that it was an eyesore no matter how it looked, and wanted to push the other person's head a few miles back.

When the cups and plates were messed up and the jug was emptied, both Xu Xian and Xiaoqing were seventy percent drunk. Xiaoqing was not good at learning, at least the other two thousand-year-old snakes who drank the same fine wine did not change their expressions or turn red.Bai Suzhen even deliberately went to dig out a small jar of wine under a plum tree in the courtyard again, and poured it on herself and Yan Baiman.

Both Xu Xian and Xiao Qing were leaning on the corridor, watching the lotus pond full of water playing with their hands.

Yan Bai sniffed the liquid in the wine glass, knowing that this glass was much stronger than the previous two jars, he took a sip and sure enough, the wine slid down his throat, and the place where it passed was on fire, as if igniting the blood and demon power in his whole body, Obviously, this wine also has special effects on demons.

The two looked at the laughing and frolicking people and monsters in the corridor for a long time without saying anything, drinking in silence.It wasn't until the wine glass was filled for the third time that Yan Bai held the delicate white porcelain and said slowly: "Xu Xian regards me as a disciple, and thinks I have something wrong with you."

Bai Suzhen stopped drinking, glanced at him, and said with a light smile, "He's just an idiot, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

"I don't feel good about him." Yan Bai didn't go around and told Bai Suzhen that he didn't like Xu Xian, "Eating what's in the bowl and looking at what's in the pot." He snorted, pointing to Xu Xian's puppet during the dinner He looked at Xiaoqing, fortunately Xiaoqing doesn't understand human affairs, otherwise the little green snake who regards his sister as the number one in his heart will be annoyed.

If Yan Bai can find out, of course Bai Suzhen can also find out.To put it bluntly, when Xu Xian and Xiaoqing looked at each other in the rain this afternoon, she noticed it.But so what, she believed that a man would betray a woman, because a woman's methods were not enough.Bai Suzhen believed that with her appearance and means, she could hold Xu Xian firmly in her hands, not to mention that she gave her body to him this afternoon.She smiled and stared at Xu Xian on the corridor. He was breaking off a blooming lotus at this moment, and it took him a long time to break it out of breath, and he almost fell into the pond.As soon as he got the lotus, he changed hands and ran into the house, and gave the lotus to Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen smiled sweeter, she plucked the delicate pink petals of the lotus, looked at Yan Bai, and said softly: "Look, he loves me too." She turned the lotus, admiring it from various angles, how do you look at it? I can't see enough, and I can't express the joy in my heart no matter how much I laugh.

Yan Bai was expressionless: "I can change this kind of flower as much as I want." With a wave of his hand, the whole room was immediately filled with lotus flowers, densely covering the floor, and stacked several layers on top of each other. Tender color.Xiaoqing exclaimed, laughed and threw herself into the sea of ​​flowers to roll around.

Bai Suzhen smiled, turning a blind eye to these lotus flowers that were more beautiful and perfect than the lotus in her hand, and even glowing faintly, she focused on the lotus in her hand and said, "I'll just drink a scoop of weak water for three thousand."

Yan Bai waved again indignantly, and the lotus flowers all over the room disappeared immediately, leaving only a faint fragrance lingering in his nose to remind Xiao Qing, who was sitting up dumbfounded, that those flowers just now really existed.She rushed forward in dissatisfaction, entangled Yan Bai and made him make a fuss again.

Before that, Yan Bai knew that some drunk people are difficult to deal with, but he never thought that a drunk snake is ten thousand times more difficult than a human being!Xiaoqing even turned her lower body into a snake tail, twisting around Yan Bai's body like brown sugar, messing up his robe and hair: "Hurry up and make the flowers out! Quickly make them out!"

Yan Bai had a headache, and Bai Suzhen had already pursed her lips and sniggered, helped the dozing Xu Xian away, leaving Yan Bai cruelly alone to face Xiao Qing who lost her temper and slapped the floor loudly: "Hua I want flowers! Lots and lots of flowers!"

More than a month later, the center of Wei Town by the Qiantang River was crowded with people. An eminent monk from the nearby Jinshan Temple came down to open an altar to teach Zen. , huddled together to listen to the master's lecture on Zen.

Xiaoqing searched in the crowd for a long time before finding Yan Bai who was standing outside the crowd. She waved her hands and shouted: "Senior, senior!"

Yan Bai came back to his senses, turned his head and saw the little green snake struggling to squeeze towards him in the crowd: "What's wrong?"

Xiaoqing threw herself on his shoulder, ignoring other people's pointing comments, with a look of excitement: "Senior! Tell me what is love?"

Yan Bai was taken aback for a moment, not understanding what she meant: "Did you find something interesting again?"