[comprehensive] not human

I was just planning to send the body to professionals, but...

"Is the owner of this kind of house really trustworthy?" Lester pointed to the shop full of cracks and cobwebs in front of him, and asked with disgust.

The storefront with the undertaker sign (and a white skull adorning it) looks really shabby from the outside.The gray walls, which seem to have been destroyed by a hundred years of wind and rain, are not only covered with cobwebs, but also have traces of rainwater penetration everywhere.On the left are two tombstones, and on the right is a coffin. It appears that this store is mainly engaged in the business of dead people.

Yan Bai's fingers slid across the surface of the coffin, and immediately wiped a clear mark in the thick dust.A spider hanging from a web was startled and scrambled away, drowning in the shadows on the back of the coffin.

Under the pale moonlight, the door of the shop fluttered gently—it turned out to be a curtain with the shape of a door drawn on it!Yan Bai just wanted to defend the funeral home for his remarks, which also disappeared after witnessing this scene.

——It really looks very unreliable.

There are lights leaking from under the curtain (Yan Bai: ...) in the room, and from time to time, there are permeating laughter coming from inside.

Lester, who was holding the corpse of a girl in his hand, couldn't help taking a step back: "Let's just find a hole and bury her."

"Go ahead and have a look." Yan Bai also dragged a person in his hand.The difference is that this one is a strong man with scars on his eyes.He was a notorious murderer during his lifetime, unfortunately, when he came out to commit a crime tonight, he was bumped into by Yan Bai, and he was taken for dinner without any hassle.

The two lifted the curtain that they didn't know whether it should be called a door or something, and walked in.There was only one candle burning in the room, flickering a miserable dim warm yellow light.Several coffins were placed horizontally on the ground or leaning against the wall.There is also a puppet of human anatomy in the corner of the room. Its completely painted inorganic eyes stare silently at the visitor in the dim light.In addition to this accident, the owner of the shop has disappeared.It was as if the laughter that Yan Bai and the others heard outside the door just now was just an illusion.

"Where is the person?" Lester let go, and the female body slammed on the ground, stirring up a cloud of dust.Coughing and coughing, he waved it away, looked around, walked to a coffin leaning against the wall, and knocked on the glossy black wooden coffin lid: "The quality is good."

"Hee hee hee, Xiaosheng's coffin is the first one—" A voice suddenly appeared from the coffin, as if the corpse inside had a heartbeat and breath and came back to life.

Unlike Lester who was startled, Yan Bai watched the coffin lid being slowly pushed away from the inside calmly.

There was no third person in this room except for Lester and his breathing. The funeral house acted like they were vampires, they wanted to pretend to have breathing, but they didn't actually need it.

"Hee hee hee hee welcome to our store." The coffin lid was half pushed out, and the funeral room lying inside was still dressed as when we first met.A black top hat and long gray hair covered most of his face.He put up a finger and pressed his long black nails on his lower lip: "What do you two need? A coffin or...a corpse!"

He hadn't finished his original speech, but it was cut off instantly when he saw the female corpse lying on the ground.Instead, she raised her voice excitedly, and threw her hands up and down: "Ah, what a charming lady, this delicate lips, this brilliant blond hair, are so perfect!"

"What a pervert." Lester quietly took a few steps back, muttering softly.

Yan Bai can be sure that the funeral home heard this sentence as clearly as he himself.But not only did he not restrain himself because of this, but he became even crazier.After hugging the dead blond girl and rubbing her hands, he turned his head and noticed the strong man in Yan Bai's hand, immediately put down the bag in his arms, moved to Yan Bai's feet in an instant, squatted on the ground to look carefully, and poked it with his fingers The forehead of the strong man: "Well, this one is not bad, but it's a bit ugly..."

Yan Bai was startled: what a speed!I didn't even react.It seems that he didn't use all his strength last night.

He let go of his hand calmly, letting the body slowly fall towards the funeral room, and the other party quickly caught it.

The bloodless and pale face of the strong man was clasped on his chest, revealing the teeth marks on his neck. Because the spine of the dead man was too soft, the two holes were stretched even more, and the muscle blood vessels could even be seen faintly exposed inside.Originally a little disappointed, the funeral home immediately became elated again when it saw these two tooth marks.

Yan Bai waited patiently for the funeral home to fondle this one, hug that one, and after he carefully carried the two corpses into the back room, he asked aloud, "Do you also sell coffins here?" When he woke up today, I feel like my head is swollen and painful.There is no doubt that instead of sleeping in a coffin, sleeping in a hotel bed, instead of relieving his fatigue, it aggravated it.Yan Bai believes that if this continues, he will become the first blood clan to die from lack of sleep and weakness.

"Ahhh yes!" The tone of the funeral room that had been lowered was raised again, he rushed to Yan Bai and pulled him, then pushed away a coffin for him to lie in and try: "The coffin made by Xiaosheng is definitely Superb! Soft and comfortable, you are guaranteed to be satisfied!" Seeing Yan Bai being forced to sit in the coffin with one foot outside, the funeral room happily started to circle around, Yan Bai even felt that he saw clusters of pink flowers behind him .His face covered by his hair also blushed suspiciously: "Finally someone alive is willing to sleep in Xiaosheng's coffin—"

... No, in fact, strictly speaking, he is also a dead person.

Yan Bai thought silently, but this coffin is really quite comfortable.The inner lining is made of high-quality silk and cotton, and the black varnish surface feels smooth and cold to the touch. The word "undertaker" is also engraved on the foot of the coffin lid.

The funeral house rested its hands on the edge of the coffin, and kept asking Yan Bai, "How is it?"

"Not bad." Yan Bai affirmed.

"Hehehe, this is one of Xiaosheng's most satisfying works." The black nails of the funeral room reluctantly scratched across the edge, he grinned and stared at Yan Bai with his eyes hidden under his hair for a long time before making up his mind: " For the sake of the beautiful corpse, let you take it."

Before Yan Bai had time to thank you, he immediately added: "But let me see the effect of you lying in it, so that Xiaosheng can make a more-perfect coffin."

"..."

"Yes, Ward, try lying down." Lester, who was sitting on the lid of another coffin, also encouraged him with a smile, his canine teeth flashed by the candlelight.

"Hee hee hee, please fulfill Xiaosheng's wish, otherwise Xiaosheng will be reluctant to part with this work hee hee."

Yan Bai took back his feet that were hooked outside, put his hands on his stomach and lay flat on his back, lying on his back in the coffin with his posture upright like a dead man, his gray eyes staring quietly at the funeral room: "Is it all right?"

"Hurrah, close your eyes."

Yan Bai hesitated for a moment, then slowly closed his eyes.Once vision is lost, other senses are sharpened.He clearly heard two breaths in the room, one near and one far away, the funeral house and Lester's breathing.Equally calm and subtle.

He also heard Lester's voice: "It looks good lying like this."

"Hee hee hee hee." This kind of yin and yang laughter is undoubtedly the funeral room.Immediately afterwards, the laughter became louder and louder, as if the distance between Yan Bai and the person who made the laughter was getting closer——

Yan Bai opened his eyes suddenly.

The moment he opened his eyes, he felt something cold and soft on his eyelids: "Hey!"

Fortunately, the funeral home is just a touch away.He jumped aside quickly, and Lester stood where he had been squatting with his clawed hands raised.

Yan Bai sat up from the coffin, squinted his eyes and stared coldly at the funeral room where he jumped to the top of the vertical coffin and sat.

"Hehehe, don't be angry," the funeral house crossed its legs, shaking its long black sleeves, and the necklace strings hanging around its waist made clanking sounds, "It's just that I couldn't hold back for a moment, it's so beautiful -"

He draws out his voice in a creepy tone.

"Please keep this coffin well, just like keeping your soul well..." After leaving these meaningful words, the funeral home jumped down from the top of the coffin, walked to the side cabinet, took out an urn and took out A bone-shaped biscuit was in his mouth, obviously ready to see off the guests.

Yan Bai stood up, glanced at the coffin and Lester, whose eyes were red with anger beside the coffin, put the episode behind him: "Then please send the coffin to this place." The address of Sir Mu's house was handed to the undertaker.The other party took it and looked at the light for a long time: "No problem hehehe."

"Wait!" Just a few steps out of the shop, Lester suddenly stopped Yan Bai, his eyes had already turned blue at this time, he turned around and opened the curtain, and got in again.

Yan Bai waited for a while, then saw Lester coming out again soon.Contrary to his cold face just now, he hummed happily, apparently in a good mood.

Lester noticed Yan Bai's puzzled gaze, and raised the corner of his mouth to explain: "I also bought a coffin."

It wasn't until the next day when the coffin was delivered that he understood the meaning of the smile on Lester's face.

Vanessa, Mina and the others watched their so-called "bed", speaking quite normally, but when the funeral home unloaded Lester's coffin from the carriage, everyone was silent.It was a significantly wider coffin for two people. Not only was it covered with golden patterns, but even the inside of the coffin lid was painted with patterns. I don’t know how the funeral home made this overly luxurious coffin. .

"Hee hee hee, Xiaosheng's mission has been completed, please take good care of them." He helped up his crooked top hat, dragged his long sleeves, jumped onto the funeral car and left.Fortunately, Sir Malcolm's house was big enough, and the open space in front was reserved for him alone, otherwise this kind of funeral car and two coffins would definitely attract the attention of other people.

Moved the coffin to the basement, Yan Bai told Leicester with a blank face that he wanted to sleep in such a coffin, and he would not mind even sleeping in it with other people in his arms. In short, he would never lie in it. of.

Lester's smile immediately froze on his face. He watched Yan Bai lie in his very simple coffin without any regrets, and silently decided to ask the funeral home to come over to take out the double coffin tomorrow. Paint the pattern on it.