[comprehensive] not human

It all started with a weekend movie screening.Yan Bai and his friends stood on the platform and waited for the subway.He was staring at the latest KFC advertisement on the opposite wall in a daze, when he suddenly heard his friend sigh with grief: "Why is the love between transvestites never fruitful!" Yan Bai didn't answer, and continued to be in a daze.

"Hey, Xiaobai, why do you say that starting with the white lady, as long as the relationship between a woman and a monster basically doesn't end well?" The friend seemed to be touched by the movie just now, and asked Yanbai with a serious expression thinking about the meaning of life.

Yan Bai's face was expressionless: "Because people are born by their mothers, and demons are born by their mothers." In fact, he wanted to know why the two men wanted to watch a costume romance movie?Obviously Transformers should be the choice of normal men just now!To be honest, he fell asleep most of the time in the two hours just now, and the tone of his speech is still lazy until now.

"...Why are you talking so dirty." The friend's emphasis was skewed.

"Because dirty people see everything as dirty." A strong cold wind blows from the entrance of the dark tunnel, and the sound of friction between the subway and the track is also amplified from far to near, and the silver-white carriages full of people stand one after another Driving into the platform, Yanbai was still talking unconvincedly, "True love is regardless of age and race" friend - "Hey, let's go."

After finally squeezing into the car and finding a place to stand firm, my friends were still bitterly nagging about the beauty of the white lady, her gentleness and considerateness in housekeeping, and Xu Xian's timidity, cowardice and incompetence.

"If it were me, I would definitely grow old with Bai Suzhen, and live a happy life without shame and rashness from now on!!" Finally, the friend concluded so confidently.

Yan Bai squinted at the past: "You think too much. If you are not of my race, your heart must be different. If it is you, it may be worse than Xu Xian."

Regardless of the protests in his ears, he closed his eyes and leaned his head against the wall of the subway car to rest his eyes, but he didn't expect that when he opened his eyes again, the world was no longer the original world.