The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Charles Xavier, the leader of mutants, the principal of Academy X, the most powerful psychic in the world today.

And because he has a good friend Magneto who "want to destroy ordinary people anytime and anywhere and create a new world of mutants", and a mutant student who "can't control his own abilities and is often exposed to ordinary people".

Therefore, after years of hard training (destruction), he has grown into a very professional (clean up the mess) senior talent.

When he received Daniel's call, he took swift action.

With the help of the "brain wave enhancement device" made by Beast Hank, he quickly found the current location of Daniel and the group of avengers, and then instantly released his powerful spiritual power, so that "due to the effect of the love potion, no The superheroes who were on guard and beat each other to the point of chaos, and all the staff and reporters present, all fell into a coma.

At the same time, he asked, "Do you want to erase the memory of the irrelevant people present?"

Daniel said bitterly: No need, the small videos are probably already available all over the Internet.

Immediately afterwards, in the chaos, the capable Miss Potts called Tony's former bodyguard, now the company's security team, stuffed all the superheroes into the car, and drove back to the Avengers Building at lightning speed.

Before leaving, Daniel didn't forget to take the marriage certificate he had worked so hard to get with him.

[I'm shocked, Daniel. ] Charles held back a laugh in Daniel's head and said: [How does it feel to be a heartthrob? ]

[fine.If you haven't experienced this feeling, you won't understand it! ] Finally, the farce was over, and Daniel was slightly relieved.

But hearing Charles' teasing, he almost immediately replied stiffly: [For a person as good as me, too many fans are also a kind of trouble. ]

However, when everyone returned to the Avengers Building with great difficulty, as soon as they entered the house, Daniel was hugged by the thigh of the little Lukes who rushed forward and cried: "Daniel, you don't want to marry someone else. can marry me..."

Those familiar obsessed eyes, that familiar blurred expression, that familiar cookie crumb at the corner of his mouth...

Daniel's mind went blank.

[... Kill all the young and old? ]

Charles obviously found this very interesting and had been following the progress, so he said this almost immediately.

[No way...] Daniel gritted his teeth and forced a smile, and continued to speak hard: [The charm is invincible. ]

[I just asked Professor Snape, and he said that because you require the effect to be slightly weaker, so...]

Charles said in a voice with a smirk: [No later than twelve o'clock tonight, the effects of the love potion will disappear one by one.Dear charismatic friend, I'm waiting to see your ending, preferably something exciting. ]

Soon, Charles regretted breaking the news to Daniel.

Because the good show can't be watched.

Although Daniel believes in some unreliable theoretical books (romance novels) from time to time, he occasionally does incomprehensible things on a whim.But once his dual business is online and his head is clear, he can always come up with some ways to deal with things.

When he knew that he was about to face the questioning and even anger of everyone after they woke up.

He turned and ran to his bedroom, started packing and saluted, preparing to escape.

Moreover, while packing things, the brain is still thinking about coping strategies.

To be honest, in such a short period of time, hundreds of reasons, excuses, even 36 tricks, 72 changes (crossed out) appeared in his brain instantly...

Charles said sincerely about this: I have never seen such a head full of pits, it is amazing.

After thinking about a bunch of useless things, Daniel summed up the two most normal options: 'Wait for everyone to wake up, and then be beaten by angry people' and 'Run away, but still be beaten by gangs after being caught '.

Both options are obviously not desirable.

So, he decided to compromise.

The first point, 'temporarily avoid the edge', to escape.

But 'escape' is not an end, but a means. It is to create a distance for everyone to think and calm down. This creates an important buffer period to ease everyone's excitement.Otherwise, when people are angry, let alone a culprit in front of them, even if there is an innocent person, they will be angered unceremoniously, so the distance must be widened.

The second point is that "escape" requires skill, and you can't "escape" too far. If you go too far, it will appear that you have no sincerity to admit your mistakes.

After thinking for a while, Daniel decided to leave an apology letter to explain before running away.

So, in the letter, while apologizing sincerely, he tried to get rid of the blame... No, it was to share the responsibility.

There are roughly three points: first, Tony lived with him illegally, but he did not propose marriage, and he was depressed and anxious because of his conservative nature, so Tony had a pot; The meaning of eating is that Hawkeye Clint took random food and shared it with everyone, so Clint also has a pot; third, I already knew that I was wrong, and I also have a pot, but it was really not intentional. It was just a mistake.

After leaving the letter, he took little Lukes who was clinging to him, and the marriage certificate that he had worked so hard on, and fled quickly to his "marriage room" villa that Tony had given him. , intending to avoid the limelight.

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[Daniel...] ​​Charles, who witnessed the whole process, really didn't know what to say.

[Needless to say, I know you should admire me very much now. ] Daniel’s narcissistic answer: [Because at this critical moment, I can minimize the risk and come up with the best way to deal with it. Although I am not as smart as Tony, I am also another kind of genius... …]

[It’s not like that, I just think it’s time for you to reflect. ] Charles interrupted him helplessly, sighed in his head and said: [I persuaded you from the beginning, if you propose a marriage properly, don't do these things...]

[I'm not here to take a shortcut and use the simplest method to achieve the greatest effect. ]

[...Forget it, just be happy, don't cry secretly. ]

Daniel quickly wiped his face with his hands, dry, no tears, and immediately replied angrily: [What nonsense, why am I crying? ]

[I can't see whether you are crying now, but you are already pounding the floor and crying loudly in your own head, and I feel it clearly. ] Charles said in a joking description.

[I hate mutants the most, especially mutants with psychic abilities like you!Get the hell out of my head, Charles! ]

Daniel waved his fist angrily and shouted.

[If you need help, you can continue to call me. ] Charles didn't care much about his angry words, and after replying with a gentle smile, he stopped preaching.

Because, he knew that this guy definitely regretted it, and he had already realized his mistake, but it was a pity that he was just holding on...

X Academy in reality,

Charles took off the brain wave enhancer and put it on his knee. He thought about the farce that happened for a while, and then couldn't help laughing again.

Qin Gray, who was standing behind him, looked at him in surprise, and asked curiously, "Professor?"

"It's nothing, Jean." Charles responded gently to the girl who had the same spiritual ability as himself: "I just suddenly felt that the dishonesty of human beings is actually very interesting."

Jean's eyes widened incomprehensibly.

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The duration of the potion's effect depends on the weight of the drinker and the attractiveness of the person who gave it.

Daniel didn't know what time everyone on the Avengers side woke up, but it might be because of the children. Although little Lukes was greedy and ate several cookies, he woke up at about eight or nine o'clock in the evening. , has completely woken up.

The dazed child still remembers the feeling of "urgency and fascination when he saw the best cake" in his heart.

He opened his brown eyes and didn't see the cake. He was surprised to find that he was lying on Daniel's body, and his limbs were tightly grasping Daniel's clothes, sticking there like a piece of brown sugar, so that there was almost nothing between the two of them. a centimeter away.

"Daniel, I... what's wrong?" Although little Lukes is precocious, he still doesn't have enough thinking logic to analyze the whole story. He just felt that he suddenly fell in love with Daniel suddenly, but now the feeling has disappeared. , like magic.

Therefore, he reflexively asked the adults: "I feel something is wrong."

"There's nothing wrong. Before, I was too attractive, and you fell in love with me." Daniel coaxed the child seriously.

"But...I...I don't seem to...don't love you now..." little Lukes lowered his head, secretly glanced at this 'father' out of the corner of his eyes, and at the same time hesitated a little apologetically.

"It's okay, your children's preferences are always fickle." Daniel continued to answer solemnly.

By the way, while changing the subject, he taught Lukes: "So, you have to remember this lesson, and you must study hard in the future, and don't fall in love early. Of course, if there are beautiful girls, I can't help it. I still have to Seize the opportunity to chase after it. But keep a calm head, because, like this time, you may suddenly like it, but after seven or eight hours, you don't like it anymore!"

Little Lukes was taken aback by him: "Then what should I do?"

Then, he thought of a terrible possibility, and asked in horror: "Then...will I...will I never meet someone I can continue to like?"

"It's possible, so cast your net widely and don't hang yourself on a single tree." Daniel replied seriously: "You can't win by quality, you must win by quantity. For example, you have a girlfriend, and you suddenly don't like her. She, you don’t have one; but if you have three and you suddenly don’t like one, you’ll have two left... Increase the number and help reduce the risk.”

Lukes was dubious, felt wrong, but didn't know how to justify.

However, in the end, it was very easy to be deceived.

When Daniel put him to bed, told him a bedtime story, promised to drop him off at school tomorrow morning, and ended the day by saying goodnight.

The extremely tired Lukes who had been tossing and tossing for a long time had already fallen into a deep sleep.

Daniel looked in the direction of the Avengers Building, and sincerely hoped that everyone in the Avengers would be as easy-talking as little Lukes.

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Yes, the Avengers woke up one after another before twelve o'clock.

The last person to wake up was Tony Stark. He even passed twelve o'clock, and he didn't fully wake up until one or two o'clock in the morning.

Hawkeye, the cold-looking archer, was really furious this time, and threatened to beat Daniel up.

However, he was soberly accused by Natasha: "If you didn't pick up and eat things randomly, would this happen?"

Steve and the Winter Soldier sat side by side on the sofa, laughing and crying together, and read the apology letter to everyone, saying "although I am the culprit, but I am really innocent, please forgive me".

There was silence for a while, not knowing what to say.

"Nat, even though I was the one who ate things indiscriminately, I have to teach him a lesson for this guy who dares to put drugs in his food."

Clint yelled righteously: "Talk about it, he made all of us lose face... God, marriage robbery! Or what kind of shit, four men and one woman fighting for one man, I dare not read the comments on the Internet us."

"Yes, he should, but you should too."

Natasha replied bluntly, and then punched him unceremoniously: "I'll finish beating you glutton first, and then I'll beat him."

Steve raised his eyebrows and didn't object, obviously thinking that the mischievous Daniel needed a lesson.

Then, he subconsciously looked at his silent friend beside him: "Bucky, you...?"

He was stunned suddenly, because he found that Bucky, whose expression was always a little gloomy and ruthless due to all these years of experience, actually relaxed his previously tense expression after such a mess.

Especially the annoyed, frustrated, and somewhat dumbfounded expression between his brows and eyes, like a cold robot finally injected with some fresh vitality, he actually vaguely saw the shadow of the sunny and cheerful boy in Brooklyn back then .

This made Steve suddenly think: maybe, it's good to mess around and relax sometimes.

"I said, did you forget something?"

Tony, who had been scrolling with the tablet and seemed to be concentrating on something, suddenly spoke arrogantly.

All eyes involuntarily focused on him.

He turned a blind eye to playing with the golden-red palm armor parts on his right palm, and intentionally held the palm laser cannon to aim at the people in the room from time to time. However, it was obvious that there were no superheroes present who would be frightened by him.

So, he put down the armor on his palm boredly, and said in a sarcastic tone: "In front of me, you said you wanted to hit my partner? Did you ask me?"

"Tie Guan'er, you actually admit it like that?"

Clint said in surprise: "He drugged you to get married, and you still admit it? This is really not like you!"

Natasha looked over with interest.

"Such a shameful wedding, of course I don't recognize it."

Tony gritted his teeth and said, "But if you want to fight, I can only fight him. None of you are allowed to touch him."