The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

That night, Tony Stark entered Daniel's bedroom in the name of condolences to the employees.

Natasha looked at his back with a complicated expression, but after she saw Captain America who didn't know anything, her expression was even more complicated.

But in fact, Tony's behavior is not so smooth.

When he was full of expectations and wanted to draw strength, experience, and maybe luck from a pair of "emotionally stable" couples, he got a "Guide to Online Dating".

"So, you've never seen that blonde girlfriend with big breasts?" Tony asked blankly.

"Some people connect with each other even if we don't meet each other." Daniel replied without any guilt, "Stephanie and I have a great understanding and know each other."

He spoke so confidently that even Tony was shocked by him, and really thought they were like soul mates.

Especially in order to prove his words, Daniel fluttered his big blue eyes and accused the other party: "I know that a playboy like you who only knows how to look at the appearance will not understand."

"..." For the first time in his life, Tony Stark was choked and speechless.

At another time, he would definitely reject this kind of communication.However, recently because of the little pepper, he really has nothing to do, so he has to be patient and listen to the other party's 'best opinion'.

"If you don't understand, you have to learn!" Daniel continued plausibly, "When a couple breaks up, unless the other party makes an irreparable major mistake... Wait, have you ever made any irreparable major mistakes?"

"What is an irreparable major mistake?"

Tony asked patiently. Now he felt that he hadn't blasted the unreliable boy. He really had a much better temper.

"Like hiding money..."

"Little Pepper is the CEO of the entire Stark Industries."

"Then cheating?"

"Uh...Actually, I haven't slept with Cover Girl for a long time." Tony seemed to feel a little embarrassed by this answer, and quickly added: "Of course, my market is still very good, and I get a lot of small rewards every time I go out in public. note."

"What's there to be proud of?" Daniel looked at him with disgust, "Isn't this a plus in a relationship?"

"Don't talk nonsense, kid. Go on, what else is an irreparable major mistake?" Tony changed the subject and asked a little unhappy.

'This kid really deserves a beating, is this an attitude towards the boss?If it wasn't still useful now, I really want to put on steel armor and bombard him! '

Completely ignoring Tony's bad face, Daniel looked around furtively, his blue eyes looked at him excitedly, and his face was still red.

Tony took a few steps back cautiously, folded his hands cautiously: "Stop, don't come here, what do you want? I don't accept love from male fans!"

"Fuck you! Will I take a fancy to you?" Daniel gave him another look of disgust, "This question is more private, I'll talk about it when I get closer to you."

Tony suddenly showed a suspicious expression of 'what the hell are you doing'.

It's really strange, with the same blue eyes, Captain America's blue eyes are so upright, firm, and clear; why this kid's blue eyes are sparkling and innocent, but it always makes him feel unreliable.

However, it was just talking, so Tony endured this time and did not avoid it.

Sure enough, after the unreliable blue-eyed boy approached him, he blushed and asked in his ear: "...Is it impotence? You...are you not harmonious in bed?"

"#￥%%&*..."

The [-]-word cursing quickly passed through the screen in his mind, and Tony gritted his teeth and greeted the eighteen generations of his ancestors.

He tried hard to control his desire to immediately summon the armor and blast this kid into scum, twisted his neck with difficulty, looked straight into those blue eyes, showed eight teeth and replied with a blunt smile: "I can make you feel Down."

"No, no need." Daniel stepped back cautiously, probably because his keen intuition informed him of the danger at this moment.

He quickly changed the subject, with a look of scolding Fang Qiu, and made a major conclusion on the boss's relationship problem: "Since you haven't made any major irreversible mistakes, it's because of lack of communication."

Tony suppressed his anger and raised his eyebrows, "It makes sense."

Daniel, who was encouraged, became even more excited, "So, the most important thing is to increase mutual understanding."

"We know each other well enough." Tony said very bluntly, "I know everything about Pepper very well."

"really?"

"Hmm..." Tony suddenly remembered that the last time he gave a small pepper gift, he gave the only strawberry that the other party was allergic to, and suddenly added with a little guilt: "Most, such as the size of the clothes, measurements and so on... You don't need to look at me, I won't tell you this... wait, what's your expression?"

"Look at the expression of the beast." Daniel replied enviously.

What else is more hateful than when you are still in the stage of "platonic love" and the other party has "turned the clouds and rained, and the soul and flesh have merged three hundred times"?

"Okay, okay." Tony laughed.

He regained his self-confidence all of a sudden, stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around each other's shoulders in a friendly way, and the two brothers said affectionately: "Don't worry, wait for you to help me with this. As for the matter on the bed, I will teach you two tricks, guarantee Make your blond, blue-eyed, big-breasted girlfriend never leave you."

"Really?" Daniel was a little tempted, but also a little embarrassed to open his eyes, two blue eyes flickering around, "Then you can't hide your secrets."

"Of course not. But, you know, some things... also depend on talent." Tony said quite seriously, "It's rare to see someone as talented as me..."

"Are you considered talented?" Daniel was surprised: "I always thought you relied on hard work to make up for your weakness!"

"..."

Fuck!I still want to kill him!

Tony stared at him icily, his big brown eyes shooting death rays angrily.

"Uh...uh... Boss, I was wrong." Daniel quickly admitted his mistake, "Let's continue the topic just now! Where did that end? Get to know each other better, yes, get to know each other better."

"How can we get to know each other better?"

Daniel repeated again, "I feel like you've offended Miss Potts."

Tony's face softened a little, and under the thought of 'the overall situation is the most important', he decided to forgive this guy's offense for the time being.

He didn't make a good excuse: "I didn't offend her, we just... just disagree, yes, just disagree."

"But no matter what, now Miss Potts doesn't want to hear your explanation at all." Daniel pointed out sharply: "She won't believe what you say now."

"..." Tony was silent for a while, and had to admit that the other party's words still made sense.

The repeated quarrels, and the fact that he thought he was going to die because of the palladium element poisoning before, all kinds of mischief had already broken Xiaojiao's heart, not to mention the series of dangers that followed, which made the other party frightened every time.

Even sometimes, he couldn't help but wonder if it would be better to separate.

At least for Little Pepper, she can form a normal and happy family like an ordinary person, without worrying about her husband fighting some weird monster again.

As a result, Tony's mood fell unknowingly.

But Daniel said enthusiastically: "...Since she can't believe you, then start over."

'Restart? '

Tony's heart twitched slightly, and he was quite interested: "Are you talking about space-time shuttles? I don't have much research on this, but there are a few theories that need to be verified, such as..."

He opened his mouth to talk about Einstein's theory of relativity, time, space, thinking wormholes, etc. A lot of knowledge about physics and cosmology.

Daniel was stunned for a moment.

"Stop! Stop! Stop! You made a mistake, I just said, let you get to know her again on the Internet."

"On the Internet?" Tony stopped his various assumptions about the 'space-time shuttle' and returned to the topic.

This kind of performance made Daniel deeply suspicious. In this guy's heart, technology is probably his favorite lover, right?

"Yes, you have such a wonderful Jarvis."

"Thank you for the compliment, Mr. Black." Jarvis, who was everywhere, responded immediately.

"You're welcome." Daniel laughed.

"Don't flatter each other. Daniel, Jarvis is not your boss; the same way, Jarvis, I am your owner."

"No one said that you are not." Daniel shrugged indifferently, and continued: "Anyway, with the help of such a great Jarvis, you can hide your identity, get to know Pepper again on the Internet, and then go to the hospital with a new identity. Get to know her, understand her, and fall in love with her all over again."

"Think about it, she doesn't know who you are, so she might confide in you. You can get to know her better, and at the same time, you can use another way to make her fall in love with you again."

"It's a good idea." Tony stroked his well-trimmed beard and agreed.

Moreover, considering the kid in front of me, there is indeed something unique about 'online dating' (not...).

Therefore, using this method of online dating to start over seems quite feasible.

If Natasha was there, she would probably have interrupted these two bastard men.

What a good idea, what's wrong with this immoral 'start over' based on deceit?

After determining the final goals and plans, it's time to discuss the details.

Thanks to the help of the artificial intelligence Jarvis, Tony created more than 40 different disguised identities in one go, in order to ensure nothing goes wrong, with various ID names, some in academic style, some in hip-hop style, and some in mature and stable style... …

Daniel was stunned and stunned: "The boss is really generous!" '

In fact, what he meant was to disguise his identity first, and then get acquainted with Miss Potts on the Internet, slowly increasing his relationship and understanding.

However, the idea of ​​​​Zhenhao Technology House is obviously different.

He expanded, perfected, detailed, and shameless this simple plan...

"I don't know which type of man Pepper likes more." Tony said to himself, "According to common sense, he should like me the most. However, just in case... let's make a full comparison Alright, by the way, isolate all possible rivals in love."

It is conceivable that in the future, Miss Pepper Potts will usher in a round of strike-up frenzy on the Internet.

Her Twitter, FaSN and a series of social tools will be captured by more than 40 men of different types and identities one by one.

The author has something to say: Don't imitate the behavior in the article, this is a scam!For girls, a guy who does this kind of thing should be kicked out!

Of course, Pepper won't suffer... I won't spoil the details, but these two will definitely suffer their karma!