The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

What... Didn't Natasha tell 'Stephanie' who I am?

This is so embarrassing...

etc!Impossible, my goddess will definitely not be so unreliable.

Therefore, this question must not have deep meaning!

Daniel made a serious face, clenched his fists, and his blue eyes were full of seriousness.

Calm down, calm down, think about how to answer.

According to the dating strategy on the Internet, first of all, one sentence should directly hit her heart and completely shock her, then arouse her curiosity, then slowly conquer her, and finally, successfully ask her out... →→Hey, thinking back...Come back, come back quickly.

I'll talk about things later, but now that I think about it, it's a bit far away.

Now... think about how to answer the question! !

——I am me, the only me in the world! (pretentious version)

——The name is meaningless. The rose has changed its name, and the fragrance is as fragrant. As long as you want, I will rename it. (adapted from Romeo Julia)

——I am a genius, a billionaire, a playboy, and a philanthropist. (Iron Man version)

——I am your little apple... (Crazy Version)

However, the counseling person finally only dared to obediently reply with a very serious sentence: [I am a good friend of Natasha. ]

Another long wait, no reply at all...

Daniel pouted, feeling deeply frustrated.

He thought desperately: "It's useless to go on like this. Is it possible that in the future, I can only go to the bar to spend money to get rid of my virginity? No, no... I don't want it! I want to treat each other seriously, live together, the real soul-compatible companion."

Think of a way!Think of a way to find a topic!

Daniel then sent a second text message: [Do you like Captain America?I like him very much. ^_^]

quick!Reply me quickly!

As long as they are born in the United States, they must be around the same age. They must have grown up watching the captain of the United States. This time the topic can definitely continue...Reply me quickly!

Then, nothing happened.

Unexpectedly, this trump card actually failed!

Daniel was quite shocked.

We must know that when he was in school in the United States, he relied on the topic of the US team to attract and gather countless people with lofty ideals (brainless fans), and even established the "[-]-person club of the US team every day" at school.

So far, they are still active on the Internet, exchanging some redundant but precious collections with each other.

For example, the small card issued in the early days. (In fact, several of the complete set of cards that Coulson worked so hard to collect were exchanged with his classmates with his help.)

[How can you not like Captain America? ]

At this moment, he is not a love-brained Daniel who 'want to alleviate the broken love, but is eager to devote himself to another relationship', he is a fan Daniel who 'struggles for idol promotion'.

[As long as you are an American, you should love Captain America! ]

[Think about it!With brilliant blond hair, muscular body, tall figure, sexy buttocks, and straight long legs, how could anyone not like him? ]

It's hard to describe Steve Rogers' facial expression at this moment.

Regardless of whether he is in a good mood or a bad mood, but I have to say that his face is a little burned...

In the conservative era he lived in, no one...even Bucky, who was very good at flirting, would not use such straightforward words to describe (praise) a man...wouldn't she blush?

What kind of girl did Natasha, a woman who was afraid of chaos in the world, introduce herself to herself?

Steve had a headache and didn't know what to do. After a while, he finally replied: [He is a fighter. ]

Yes, that's right!

Captain America didn't defeat the Nazis just by looking at them.

Sometimes, an overly outstanding appearance can also trouble him. For example, he was turned into an idol by the government at first, performing on stage, giving speeches, and selling national debts every day...

Therefore, compared to his appearance, he hoped that he would be remembered as a warrior, an ordinary warrior.

[Yes yes, of course he is a very good fighter. ]

Short messages were replied very quickly.

People in this era are very familiar with the use of electronic products, and they are very fast.

[I like his phrase Idothisallday the most. ]

Steve was slightly taken aback, and pursed his lips in embarrassment, feeling a little awkward, but he couldn't help showing a faint smile.

Compared with being praised for his appearance and military strength, he always believes that a person's spiritual strength is the real strength.

I'm glad that in this era, there are still people who agree with my persistence.

He suddenly wanted to tell the other party very much: 'Thank you for your understanding and recognition', and 'No matter what you do, never give up. '

So, patiently and a little unaccustomed, he slowly swiped with his finger on the mobile phone given by S.H.I.E.L.D., carefully spelling out words letter by letter, [Thank…]

But before he finished writing, when he was halfway through spelling, another text message came in his inbox: [However, sometimes I am really worried about the girlfriend of the US team. ]

Steve was taken aback, he thought about it, left the sentence 'Thank you for your understanding and recognition', and changed the next sentence to: [Why are you worried? ]

However, when it was only halfway through the spelling again, the third text message came in quickly: [Idothisallday, hahahaha! ]

Captain America thought for three seconds, and then understood instantly.

With a blushing face, he silently deleted all the reply words he finally came up with, as well as the words spelled out on the screen.

'I... really outdated... girls nowadays, what are they thinking about! '

The centenarian sighed, and turned off the phone in a vicissitudes of life.

This is probably the most important reason why 'Stephanie' never texts back.

Then, after being on high for a while, Daniel suddenly realized: Wait, the opposite is a 'girl', not a 'buddies', and it's not like a friend or a bad friend...I...what did I just post? Ido this all day?No--!

'No, no, no... I really am an idiot! '

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'Is it too late to apologize now? '

'If Natasha found out, she would be beaten to death, right? '

[I was wrong, I was wrong!I beg you to forgive me, I didn't mean to make a joke, my dear, don't be angry! ]

However, it was too late, and there was no news of 'Stephanie' on the opposite side.

(Afterwards, Natasha concluded: A guy with an otaku heart deserves to be single for the rest of his life.)

In short, the smooth holding of the Diagon Alley Muggle Enterprise Recruitment Conference did not save Daniel's gloomy, gloomy, raining soul.

'Forget it, I'll give up making emotional friends in the future. '

He thought to himself, 'I don't seem to be really good at this stuff. '

Compared with Daniel's side, which started to go smoothly, Fudge felt that life was getting more and more difficult.

The Ministry of Magic was almost dead in name only, and the Aurors of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement were out of control, and they were all running around with Sirius, hunting fugitives and dementors.

Although Sirius is occasionally a little reckless, he is brave and good at fighting, and he protects his weaknesses with loyalty.

After several joint battles, his prestige among the Aurors has almost reached its peak. It can be said that he has become the actual authority of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. At present, he is short of the title of Director.

Many employees in other departments were once again attracted by some companies with high benefits introduced by Mr. Black Jr., and they all said, "The world is so big, I want to see it", and then handed in letter after letter of resignation.

Fudge was furious, but it didn't help.

In the end, apart from Fudge's confidants, there were only a few wizards who wanted to dawdle, and some older wizards who didn't want to go out and just waited for retirement.

The Ministry of Magic is dying and crumbling.

Faced with such a situation, Fudge was not reconciled, and felt that he had to do something to deal with it.

But because, in the previous few speeches attacking Daniel, he didn't get any cheap.

So, this time, he decided to use another person to attack. First of all, he naturally had to remove the opponent's power in the Ministry of Magic.

So, for this candidate, he chose the irritable Sirius.

After getting the news that Sirius was taking a group of Aurors to dine at a restaurant in Diagon Alley.

He took his confidants and ran over in a hurry.

Fudge walked into that restaurant and led the people to stand in front of the table where Sirius and the others had dinner.

He began to put on a show, and condemned the other party's recent "lawless" behavior face-to-face with "righteous words".

He called Sirius 'not abiding by the Ministry of Magic's institutional rules; privately mobilizing Aurors; taking Aurors out at will; obstructing the normal operation of the Ministry of Magic's judicial department. '

So he poked a hornet's nest.

Since he was a child, Sirius had never learned to 'don't fight back when he is beaten or scolded', and he never took revenge overnight.

As soon as Fudge said that, Lupine knew it was going to be bad...

Sure enough, Sirius slapped the table and stood up in an instant. If Lupine hadn't grabbed him, he might have been able to cast Cruciatus on Fudge on the spot.

Fudge still hid behind the crowd, tried his best to put on a ministerial air, and continued to speak righteously: "Are you guilty? Sirius, I warn you, your recent behavior is dereliction of duty! I can dismiss you again. "

It has to be said that there is some reason for Fudge to choose Sirius as the target of attack.

Sirius is irritable and irritable. Most of the time, he really likes to use his hands rather than his words; however, there is a prerequisite for this, that is, he can use his hands.Once he can't move his hands, his ability to hurt people and sarcasm...

You can think of Professor Snape, who has hated him almost all his life, and that disgusting nickname of 'Snot Bolt', and you will know how wicked he is.

So, under the premise that Lupine firmly held him, not letting him do anything.

Sirius turned his wrist nimbly, and added a 'loud voice' to himself.

Then, he began to curse: "Remove me? Whatever you want! Even if I dereliction of duty, at least I still do things seriously, what do you do all day long? Do you need me to tell you? With your disgusting pink girl deputy minister Corruption? Do everything you can to enrich yourself? Pretend to be serious and hypocritical to find faults with others? Or plot to frame everyone who threatens you?"

"Slander, this is slander." Fudge jumped to the ground in defense.

"Connery Fudge! There is a conflict between Muggles and wizards. You don't want to find a way to investigate and resolve the conflict, but you jump out to intensify the crisis, fearing that the two sides will not fight; Azkaban Prison was bombed, and you don't want to find a way to arrest it quickly." The fugitive, dealt with the horrifying dementors wandering around, and once again pretended to be calm and told everyone that the situation in the wizarding world is under control."

"You're fucking bullshit, you're in control, what are you in control of? Shit?"

"The wizarding world is safe, what does that have to do with you? Let me tell you, the reason why those escaped prisoners have not committed crimes again is not that this group of people is not evil enough, or that they plan to reform themselves. Rather, we credit!"

He pointed to all the Aurors present, and said loudly and proudly: "This is us cleaning up the mess. Those vicious and vicious criminals who chased them day and night ran away like rats, and had to dig holes to hide like rats."

"It's us who keep them from doing evil. It's our credit, and you have nothing to do with it."

"Sirius, you...you...you..." Fudge stretched out his stubby fingers tremblingly, pointing at him, speechless angrily.

However, Sirius ignored him: "You don't solve this mess, and you fucking bite my brother. Just because Daniel wisely guessed that some villains were going to attack Azkaban, he just You foolishly ran to stop it regardless of the danger of your life. You don’t even have any evidence, you have to make up your own brain, and you are going to arrest my brother, are you fucking out of your mind?”

"Those criminals whose hands are soaked in blood are still running rampant outside, why don't you arrest them? Hiding behind them like a girl?"

"You still have nothing to do every day on the newspaper, taking turns listing all the evil deeds of my brother Daniel."

"I'm so surprised. I still remember clearly when I first came out of Azkaban...Minister Fudge, you and Daniel are still called brothers and sisters together! And, you always talk to Den Black door of their home, claiming to be 'Little Mr. Black's best friend'."

"But now, why have you changed the subject and refused to admit it?"

"...You are such a cowardly, timid, shirking, and ambiguous person who has become the Minister of Magic. No wonder the people are so restless in their lives now!"

"If you ask me, the reason for my uneasiness is not because I'm afraid of Death Eaters and Dementors, but because everyone knows what kind of trash the Minister of Magic, Fudge, who is in charge of keeping them safe!"

"Such a guy is actually a minister supported by us taxpayers with money and trust?"

"Do you think the Ministry of Magic is in such a turbulent state today, who is to blame? It's not my brother Daniel who is more capable than you, but you are more incompetent! No one, no one will let you take it for granted!"

"Whoever you want to dismiss, feel free to do so! But please also recognize your own abilities, step down as soon as possible if you are incompetent, and don't occupy the position of the minister and do nothing."

"Now, get out, and don't get in the way of us who 'really keep the wizarding world safe' from eating."

All the wizards dining in the restaurant, either joined in the fun, or thought what Sirius said made sense, or simply disliked Fudge, unexpectedly after three seconds of stunned, they applauded loudly and whistled.

"Sirius, well said!"

"That's right, the Ministry of Magic really doesn't do a good job."

"Get Fudge out!"

"Get Fudge out!"

"Get Fudge out!"

Sirius' scolding was like a fuse, which instantly ignited everyone's anxious mood of getting angry because of the turmoil and frequent accidents in the wizarding world recently.

Fudge immediately became a target for people to vent their dissatisfaction.

Amidst the voices of shouting 'Let him step down', he ran out in despair.

In the restaurant, Sirius was treating guests generously: "Everyone, just order, and the account will be charged to Daniel Black."

Outside the restaurant, Daniel, who learned that Fudge was looking for trouble, came here to care about Sirius and take a look at the development of the situation. After hearing the words about keeping accounts... he didn't want to go in at all, and he didn't want to say anything...

With such a brother, my heart is so tired!