The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Ever since he came to the British wizarding world, the days of peace and tranquility have never belonged to Mr. Black.

After seeing off the Sirius Cave Expedition Team, he was just about to take a break, drink afternoon tea, and plan to have a good chat with his fresh lover, about...discussing about his outlook on life and the world...

Then, he got a new piece of news: Three dark wizards attacked civilians last night.

This time it wasn't an attack on the Kingsman agents like last time, but a really bad one.

Because, their target is an ordinary girl with no force.

Inspector Lestrade of Scotland Yard, the good-natured inspector, said to Daniel with a very ugly face for the first time: "...a pretty girl with blond hair who was only 16 years old. They stripped her naked and put She hung her up, beat her all the time despite her cries, and burned her skin with fire...I can't imagine such a beast in the world."

"I can't even imagine it." Daniel replied dryly.

"In the end, they probably gave her a spell... oblivion curse or something. This is thankful, at least the girl doesn't feel pain anymore, because she's completely crazy now, she's crazy, she can't feel anything The doctor checked her, and in addition to extensive burns, her brain nerves have suffered a devastating blow, and she may not be able to recover for the rest of her life."

The inspector described the above things in cold language.

Then, he roared angrily and said: "The group of wizards who deserve to go to hell! Do they think they can do whatever they want with a spell? What they don't know is that after the Battle of London, all the streets are now set up There are surveillance cameras, satellite surveillance...so, none of them can escape!"

"Listen, I don't want to accuse you of anything... There are good people and bad people in every world, but..." The inspector said with a very scary face and a sharp expression: "The wizarding world must give an explanation, your government, your The police, or whatever agency, must give us an account! Listen, I want an account, not an Amnesiac!"

He pulled out a file bag from the drawer, slammed it heavily on the table, and pointed with his finger: "All the photos and videos are in it, every damn murderer's face is on the photo, clearly... ..."

Then, he patted the file bag heavily with his palm.

The always gentle detective was really pissed off, with an extremely angry expression on his face, he said fiercely, "I want to see these blatant criminals pay the price within three days."

"You're right." Daniel didn't think there was anything wrong with the inspector's harsh and angry attitude, because he himself felt extreme anger after seeing the almost cruel sadistic photos.

He replied angrily, "Of course they should pay the price."

This was the second time he had broken into the Auror's office.

Lord Savage, the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, refused his interview, so he simply came to the door himself.

The Auror Office is located on the second floor of the Ministry of Magic.

The Aurors all work in small partitioned rooms, but in front of them, there is a long corridor.

Daniel Blake was standing in that aisle, and he cast himself a loud spell.

Then, he said calmly: "Director Savage, it's time for work, I know you're here. I have something important to ask you now, are you going to come out by yourself, or let me talk directly here?"

Hearing this shout, the group of Aurors who were sitting in the cubicle stuck their heads out to look around.

There were also comrades from the Battle of London, as well as former subordinates of Sirius, who waved friendlyly at Daniel.

Savage came out of his office angrily, "I don't remember having an appointment with you, Mr. Black."

"Then make an appointment now." Daniel said coldly, "I said, I have something urgent..."

"What's the rush between you and me? Have you forgotten your identity again? You are not an employee of the Ministry of Magic! Don't treat the Ministry of Magic as your home! The Ministry of Magic does not serve you alone."

Director Savage sneered that he obviously hated the Black brothers.

Sirius' mutiny, and the fact that Daniel had knocked him out after the Battle of London, was certainly well known, though unspoken, and Daniel and Sirius had managed to make him a laughingstock at the Ministry.

"Wizards attacked Muggles last night." Daniel ignored the malice in his words, and just narrated calmly.

"It's Muggles again! Do you have nothing else to do but care about Muggles all day?"

"Oh, well, so what if there's another Muggle attack? Didn't the Magical Law Enforcement Reconnaissance go? It has nothing to do with me." If I want to find the director, I have to die from exhaustion."

A wizard next to him seemed to be a member of the Magical Law Enforcement Reconnaissance Team. He reminded in a low voice, "Director, Mr. Black, last night... the wizard on duty last night has gone, and the scene has been cleaned up. .”

"That's it." Director Savage immediately said impatiently: "The Aurors have done their duty, they have done everything they should do, what else do you want?"

"Where are the criminals?" Daniel tried his best to control his tone and asked calmly, "How were those criminals punished?"

"What criminals? Three drunk wizards, they just played some pranks on Muggles." Director Savage frowned and turned to ask, "How did you punish them?"

"It has already been fined according to the regulations." The wizard of the Magic Law Enforcement Reconnaissance Team replied.

"Look, it's over," Savage said, turning.

"Everything, it's a prank again? It's a prank, and you can pay a fine?" Daniel stepped forward and asked, "Do you know what those wizards did? They ruined a person, and a fine is enough." Can it be resolved?"

"Watch your tone, Blake." Master Chief Savage said coldly: "The wizarding world has the laws of the wizarding world, and of course Aurors will act in accordance with the law. If you are not satisfied, then appeal again The Great Court of Sengama, anyway, don’t you just like to do things that are sensational? As for me, a person who is loyal to his duty, behaves well, and devotes his life to obeying the law, there is no way to deal with you who do not talk about rules people, for any communication."

This almost absurd accusation made Daniel's face turn pale with anger.

He suppressed his anger, tried to maintain a calm tone, and finally asked tentatively: "What about those fines? Shouldn't the fines be given to that Muggle as compensation?"

"Are you kidding? Of course the fine goes to the Ministry of Finance." Director Savage gave him a surprised look, and said shamelessly, "They said that the scene has been cleaned up, and that Muggle won't remember anything! Received a large amount of compensation for no reason, isn't this telling the Muggles that something is wrong?"

"Little Mr. Black, you don't look so stupid, do you?" He said casually, "Besides, haven't you been busy with some little tricks of Muggle and wizard fusion recently? This matter should be covered up! Otherwise, What about cooperation? The minister tried his best to negotiate, but in the end, this incident led to conflicts between the two parties?"

He said in an official tone, with a meaningful look, "Mr. Black, there are actually not many conflicts between us. The main reason is that you have always misunderstood me in these conflicts between Muggles and wizards."

"Actually, I'm not opposed to the fusion between Muggles and wizards, but since there is going to be fusion, there will always be contradictions. Similar to this kind of innocuous contradiction, we should focus on the overall situation and focus on long-term development, not because Such a small matter affects the future of the wizarding world."

"Don't you affect the future just because of a small incident?" Daniel tried to restrain the anger in his tone and repeated subconsciously.

"That's right." Director Savage replied complacently. He seemed to feel that he had finally gained the upper hand in the battle with this little Black, especially when he gained the upper hand with righteous words, he couldn't help feeling very proud. .

He approached Daniel, smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "Mr. Black, I understand you, you are still young, and you can't tell the priority of things..."

"...Yes, I see." Daniel replied in a low voice.

Then, he raised his head, looked into Savage's eyes, and said word by word: "Fuck your priorities!"

He grabbed the all-brass desk lamp on the Auror table next to him, and smashed it hard.

Chief Savage who never remembers the lesson, at 'Bang! ' After the sound, he covered his bleeding forehead and shouted: "Catch him! Catch him! Someone attacked me! Someone attacked the director of the Department of Magic and Law!"

"Bah! Why do bastards always force a civil servant to fight." Daniel said, throwing the lamp on the ground.

He turned his head to the Auror next to him and said, "I didn't knock this bastard out, it's not the lamp's fault. Your desk lamp works well, but I'm a little weak... But, who made me a civil servant. Turn back to the bill Directly to Black's house."

The Auror maintained a dumbfounded expression, and nodded reflexively, "Oh, oh, good."

Due to Mr. Black's name, the staff of the Ministry of Magic either dared or didn't want to stop him.

Just like that, he beat the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement again, and walked away.

However, this was not enough to appease his anger.

He still felt resentful that the matter had not been resolved, that the three damned criminals had not been caught, and that the price had been paid.

So, while he was thinking of a way, he couldn't help venting his anger and told Moriarty about it.

Moriarty was actually quite happy and said: "If you need, I can help you catch those wizards who did bad things."

Daniel was stunned for a moment, and he looked at Moriarty: "It seems that you have done a good job in Knockturn Alley."

"You are always busy, I have to find some fun by myself." Moriarty said enthusiastically, "Of course, if you are willing to accompany me to play some interesting games, such as Knockturn Alley, Diagonal I don’t care about the lane.”

Daniel blushed again.

He was stunned for a while, hesitated for a long time, then suddenly leaned over and kissed him lightly on the lips, "We..."

He stammered and asked, "Jim, don't tease me all the time...Let me take my time, okay? Give me some time, I promise, I will study hard..."

Moriarty laughed with an expected expression, then raised his eyebrows and said in that lazy tone, "Okay..."

He quickly put on a considerate look, and took the initiative to return to the original topic, "Actually, I didn't do anything over Knockturn Alley. I just made some friends, but because they are all dark wizards... If If you want to find those criminals, I think it should be of help... to inquire about news or something."

"Uh..." Daniel hesitated for a moment, he wasn't sure if this matter would become more complicated if this expert in criminology were to intervene.But after thinking about the poor girl in the photos and videos, he felt that no matter what method he used, the three murderers must pay the price.

"If possible, it would be good to find out where they are. I'll let Eggsy and the others arrest them." Daniel said cautiously, "Since this matter involves crimes against Muggles, I think it's best to leave it to Scotland Yard." Come to the final judgment!"

"Those useless idiot policemen?" Moriarty said softly, a sneering smile couldn't help showing on his lips.

But soon, he smiled again: "Okay, honey, listen to you."

Immediately afterwards, Daniel did not just sit and wait to die.

In fact, Savage, or the wizards never expected that the Muggles still have satellite surveillance. Even if they cleared the memories of all the Muggles present, including the victims, they could not clear the videos and photos.

So, after covering all the victim's face so as not to cause secondary harm to the victim (although the crazy girl probably doesn't know what harm to care about), Daniel appeared publicly on the TV again.

After showing those photos and some less scary videos, he bluntly condemned the malfeasance of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, and openly declared: "...I want to bring a team into the Ministry of Magic to arrest them They were all beaten up."

On the TV screen, he said to all the wizards in the wizarding world: "Can you imagine how angry I am?"

"The wizard's power is indeed derived from blood, innate, and noble, that's right. But this power should not be used to bully others, otherwise, what is the difference from a beast without conscience?"

"The last time, when the Muggle shop in Diagon Alley was attacked, Director Savage told me that it was just a prank. Well, there were no casualties at the time, so I compromised and reluctantly believed it. But this time , and he told me it was still a prank.”

"Who the fuck's prank can make a 16-year-old girl disfigured, amnesiac, and crazy? I have already developed a deep physical aversion to the word prank!"

"...If you have the guts, come fuck at me!" The blue-eyed man brazenly yelled at the criminal in the photo on the TV screen: "If you have the guts, come to play tricks on me, and deal with a 16-year-old girl!" , What kind of skill! Using your strength on the identity of the weak, even the one who has the upper hand, can't cover up the fact that you are all cowards and scum!"

Filled with righteous indignation, he gave a big middle finger to the screen: "Don't fucking let me catch you, bastard!"

Many law-abiding wizards in the wizarding world were shocked by the photos and videos.

'Even in times of war, this kind of behavior doesn't happen. ’ They were discussing and saying, ‘Merlin, I really hope that Muggle girl is safe. '

It was also published in the newspaper, and the general content was unanimously condemning the Ministry of Magic: [Shameless depravity!In the past, the Ministry of Magic would never cover criminals, and never compromised criminal behavior, absolutely not, they never did! ]

Most people may not have any sense of the fusion of Muggles and wizards, but as normal people, they all have a conscience.

In the previous attack on the Muggle shop in Diagon Alley, many wizards were skeptical about it, because there were no Muggle casualties, and they did not face those injuries in this way.

However, this time, all the wizards saw with their own eyes a 16-year-old girl who was tortured into a lunatic by three cruel black wizards.

While they were terrified, they couldn't help but burn with anger.

They subconsciously followed Mr. Black to protest the inaction of the Aurors of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

There were also some witches who protested and discussed, "Daniel is so manly when he swears!"It's over, I want to be picked up and kissed by him again'.

These wizards marched and demonstrated in various places, demanding that the Ministry of Magic severely punish criminals.

[The wizarding world is not a place where filth is hidden, and wizards have no reason to join forces with these criminals. ]

But despite the development of the situation, neither the Department of Magical Law Enforcement nor Fudge, the minister of the Ministry of Magic, gave an accurate answer. They were like ostriches, stuffing their heads in the mud, and always pretended to be nothing. heard, not seen.

On the second day, the whole incident took a sharp turn for the worse.

Just when Moriarty told Daniel: The whereabouts of the three dark wizards have been found, and Eggsy and the others can go to arrest them with Kingsman...

With a scream, the wizarding world once again ushered in an uproar.

Those three dark wizard criminals were hanged side by side at the gate of the Ministry of Magic at unknown times!