The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

When a golden rim appeared in the pale sky, with the support of S.H.I.E.L.D., all the battles came to an end.

Daniel lay tiredly on the roof, feeling so tired that he didn't want to move anymore.

At this time, even if he was surrounded by hundreds of alien mechanical soldiers, he just wanted to say: 'Whatever!Target the vital point and hit the chest, anyway, I don't want to move anymore. '

Moriarty, however, was in high spirits.

He stood up and walked back and forth, tiptoeing to look into the distance, and kept asking curiously: "Who is that one wearing the American flag tights, wearing the blue helmet, and waving the big iron pan?"

"Captain America." Daniel replied with a look of admiration.

"Who is that guy who hides in a hidden corner and shoots cold arrows, is wearing a black tights, has a round face and round eyes, and looks like an owl?"

"Hawkeye."

"Where's the blond guy with the sledgehammer?"

"Thor..."

"Redheaded..."

"My goddess Natasha!"

Daniel jumped up from the ground full of blood, and his blue eyes were full of hope again.

He hugged his head with both hands vigorously, turned around in a circle, and then, he clenched his fist heavily, looked into the distance excitedly, and waved his arms foolishly: "Ahhh! Natasha is here! Look here, Goddess! Here I am! So handsome, do you see? Do you see? What a handsome punch from my Goddess! I want to scream like a little girl."

Moriarty's face darkened instantly: Indifference.jpg.

"Did you see it, Jim? Did you see it? That's the goddess in my heart. The fighting posture of my goddess is really beautiful..."

"I don't want to see it at all." "Please let go." "You're going to bruise my wrist."

Moriarty replied with three sentences very unhappy.

"Sorry." Daniel hurriedly let go, and only then did he notice the gloomy look on the other side's face.

He had no choice but to play the fool again, blinking those innocent blue eyes, ignoring the inexplicable guilt in his heart, looking around, and shouting, "Uh... look... look! "

"Look at what?"

"The sun! The sun is out!"

At this point the battle was over, and everyone was extremely exhausted.

They either stood or sat in the ruins, in the air full of gunpowder smoke, silent with a sense of rejoicing and a trace of grief for the rest of their lives.

Then, the sun slowly jumped out, spreading the golden light to the earth little by little, slowly illuminating the whole of London.

The phoenix Fox appeared in the sky again, dragging its long tail feathers that were even more gorgeous than a peacock, singing an extremely warm and serene melody.

Under the sun, it shone with golden light, flying circles in the air. Its beautiful song resounded throughout London and England. The living relieved their pain, and the dead seemed to ascend to heaven in this song. .

"Daniel..." Moriarty called him suddenly.

"What?" Daniel was a little surprised.

Because Moriarty seldom used such an ordinary tone, calling his name like a normal person.He always likes to add all kinds of ambiguous titles, such as dear, baby, as if they are very close.

But, it's true that when one person risked their life to save another, they naturally became close...maybe?

"I suddenly felt that living seemed to be a very interesting thing."

"It's very interesting." Daniel suddenly laughed.

He was in a good mood, and even joked with the other party lively: "You see, before I came to England, I always thought I was handsome all over the United States, and everyone liked me; but after I came to England, I found that I am I can also be handsome all over the UK... After meeting the aliens, I think, maybe one day, I can be handsome in the universe!"

Moriarty smiled and looked sideways at him, then, he took his hand naturally and pulled him in front of him, "Before you are so handsome..."

He said softly, "I think I should hurry up."

"Hurry up and do what?" Daniel asked stupidly.

Then, Moriarty stretched out his hands and hugged his neck tightly, and on top of the ruins, amidst the singing of the phoenix, he kissed him deeply.

Their kiss was only seen by one or two people at first.

But one spread to ten, ten to hundreds, and soon, most of the people nearby saw it.

Some people clapped, booed, whistled...

After the aftermath, everyone became tolerant, whether they were Muggles or wizards.

They watched this scene from a distance, and there was a faint blessing smile on their faces.

"I seem to be a little late..."

The golden-red Iron Man just stopped in the sky near here.

It's a pity that the gossiping citizens of the corrupt country who were too busy watching the blue-eyed little angel kissing his boyfriend completely ignored the high-profile Iron Man in the sky.

Heartthrob Tony Stark faced a cold field for the first time.

(Daniel would be very happy if he knew. He finally succeeded in stealing Iron Man's limelight once, although it was because of such inexplicable things.)

Seeing that no one paid attention to him, Tony could only continue to mutter in the Avengers’ public channels: “Hey, everyone, is this an American blockbuster? After the disaster, the hero and heroine embrace and kiss? Well, there is no heroine, the two A male protagonist... It seems that this time, it is a wise decision for me not to be the protagonist. Hmm... The scene is good, the music is already there, the bird sings very nicely, but it is not spicy enough, like the old people like to listen to , Captain, you should like it; the background is a devastated city and the rising sun, perfect, I give this set full marks; the protagonist also has... ah! I know what's missing... lighting!"

He suddenly manipulated the armor to fly directly above the two people, and then, a huge beam of light shot out from the palm of his hand.

"Iron Man, don't do unnecessary things." Captain America hurriedly ordered on the channel.

Although he didn't think that Iron Man would attack innocent people, but sometimes, he really couldn't figure out Tony Stark's thinking circuit, and he was afraid that he would do something unexpected again.

You know, they are not in the United States now, but in the United Kingdom.

Unfortunately, every time the freewheeling Iron Man wants to do something, very few people can really stop him.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I can handle it, I'm a genius." Iron Man manipulated the armor to stop directly above the two of them.

Then, the beam of light accurately covered the two people inside, and in an instant, there seemed to be a stage-like effect, attracting everyone's attention.

great!

Now, not only the people nearby, but also the people in London can't help but look in this direction.

"What's going on over there?" Sirius asked while looking at the beam of light curiously.

"I heard..." Inspector Lestrade was listening to the gossip of the team members in the communicator.

Then, he looked at the wizard in front of him sympathetically, and tried to answer in a gentle tone: "I heard that your blue-eyed brother was kissed by a man."

"what!!!"

"Maybe, I quit saving the world that day, and I can change my career to be a lighting engineer."

Tony Stark was still talking complacently in mid-air.

All the Avengers couldn't help laughing out loud at him.

But to be honest, Daniel was actually taken aback.

He never expected that Moriarty would kiss himself, let alone that Iron Man, who was 'it's not a big deal to watch the excitement' even give them the highest level of lighting.

"Watch the sunrise together next time?" Moriarty asked with a smile.

Daniel didn't say anything, his ears were red, and he felt like his whole head was on fire.

He felt that there was nowhere to put his embarrassing hands and feet, but he still tried to pretend that nothing had happened on the surface, so as not to be seen as a joke.

He looked left and right for a long time, and then, the golden-red Iron Man suddenly appeared in front of him.

Tony Stark floated in mid-air, raised his visor, and looked down at them from a height.

When he noticed Daniel's clothes, he raised his eyebrows reflexively: "I didn't expect that I still have fans in the UK."

"The taste is very good." He praised, and then asked very kindly: "Shall I help you sign it to celebrate your being together?"

"Signature?" Daniel froze for a moment.

Then, he lowered his head stiffly and slowly, looking at the white T-shirt on his body that was printed with the Stark Group logo and the cartoon head of Iron Man. Caught in an atmosphere of great embarrassment.

But no matter what, a brand new day has begun.

This alien attack has brought huge troubles to all countries in the world.

Just as Americans can no longer conceal the existence of 'superheroes', the British can no longer say that 'wizards are all made up from fairy tales to trick children into playing'.

The Ministry of Magic in the British wizarding world also had to face a huge turmoil.

They had to start to face up to the serious problem of 'the wizarding world is about to be fully exposed'.

Minister for Magic Fudge was furious at the incident.

He publicly condemned the Blacks in the Daily Prophet News Section.

He ordered the dismissal of the director of Sirius Auror's office (it is said that this broke the record for the shortest tenure of the director of Auror's office), thinking that it was because of his reckless meddling in the internal affairs of Muggles that caused this serious consequence .

At the same time, he said that Daniel Blake was not as selfless as he appeared. The reason why he instigated Auror to rescue Muggles.Its fundamental purpose, but out of selfishness, is to rescue his cousin Sirius who "disobeyed orders and attacked recklessly".

He directly and viciously said in the "Daily Prophet News Edition": "The Department of Magical Law Enforcement is not a place to show you brotherly love! Anyone who puts the wizarding world in danger due to selfishness should be awarded A dementor kiss."

For all his short-sightedness and mediocre talents, Fudge does have some great qualities.

At least this time, the reason he was looking for was just right.

Many wizards who did not participate in the Battle of London felt that although what he said was a bit vicious, there was still some truth to it.

After all, with the usual style of dark wizards of the Black family, it is indeed not like someone who would rescue Muggles selflessly.

But then "Wizard Weekly" suddenly and urgently released a supplement with a thickness of two centimeters.

This magazine founded by witches, apart from attracting a lot of attention in fashion, beauty, and clothing, has little presence in the British wizarding world at other times.

However, this time, as soon as this unusually thick magazine came out, it sold like crazy in Diagon Alley.

Because this magazine is full of photos!All are photos!All photos of Daniel Blake from the Battle of London!

We need to know: Poor little Mr. Black was very, very busy during the day and night of the Battle of London.

As the earliest insider, he has been running around from the very beginning.Run out of the house, inform Mycroft, rush to the Ministry of Magic to fool the Aurors, go to Diagon Alley to arrange wizards to take precautions to prevent being affected by the war, ask Principal Dumbledore to borrow the phoenix, and search for Professor Snape by the way Potions storage room... anyway, he was busy running around.

So, just ignore the trivial matter of forgetting to change clothes when you go out.

However, the witches thought: How can this be ignored! !That white t-shirt that Mr. Black is wearing is amazing!Give me a dozen of these T-shirts in the future!

As we all know, the Stark Group has always been known for its wealth and wealth, so even if it is an ordinary gift T-shirt, the material used in making it is also the kind of light, breathable fabric to ensure looseness and comfort...

So, when Mr. Black was running and sweating, when he was busy saving people by climbing up and down, the camera had already recorded the dew point on his chest, plus the not very exaggerated abdominal muscles, and the curvy waist...

(Tony Stark said: This is really none of my business. The style and material of the T-shirt are picked by Pepper.)

Especially the photo that fell into the magic light net at the beginning.

(Daniel: Who the fuck caught it! Bastard, don't let me catch you, it's too damned! It's so damned!)

Because of the big medicine box on his back, when he first fell into the optical net, he was actually not that handsome at all. He fell completely on his back, his long legs looked thin and strong, and he was bouncing there. with.

The black hair unique to the Black family was messed up by the wind, giving people a fluffy look, and the blue eyes were still looking up at the sky stupidly, trying to turn over like a little turtle turning its shell.

In addition, there are countless photos of him in the Battle of London, but all of them are all kinds of shameless stuff.

(Daniel: Do all of you photographers have a grudge against me!!)

…the photo of being caught by the corner of the clothes and almost running naked; the photo of the shorts being almost torn apart by the alien mechanical soldiers, revealing the white underwear inside (Daniel: Can you stop laughing! Don’t laugh! I was running for my life!); Photos of rolling and dodging in the hail of bullets; photos of pouting buttocks trying to pull out a Muggle under a rock; photos of embarrassing expressions when holding a baby, the chest being bitten by the child is wet...

(After Daniel found out about this magazine, he was so angry. He frantically sent a lot of money to take back all the magazines for destruction, and used legal means to prohibit these witches from printing and distributing such photos.)

(This, he felt, was the total destruction of his handsome image.)

But seriously, except for Mr. Black's cute and handsome face, most witches are not stupid.

From these photos, Mr. Daniel Black is definitely a good wizard worthy of admiration.

He wandered the battlefield regardless of danger, and healed the people selflessly.

His kindness and bravery do not need to be described in words. As long as you look at these photos and laugh out loud, your heart will be touched by those warm things, and you will know what it means to be moved.

(Daniel: I would really be very moved if you guys removed that line of lol.)

Therefore, almost all the witches didn't bother to pay attention to Fudge's boring speech.

They directly and unreasonably said: "Little Mr. Black is so handsome. Such a handsome wizard, how could he be a bad guy!"

Fudge angrily dropped the cup.

But he obviously missed the point, failed to understand the complex thoughts of the witches, and instead cursed these witches for their frivolity and superficiality.

For this reason, the frivolous and superficial witches made him pay a heavy price.

These witches with super-fast action and slightly strange brain circuits directly pasted Minister Fudge's photo and Daniel Blake's photo together, and then published it publicly, asking everyone to vote in the public opinion.

As for the content of the election, it is: choose the villain image in your heart.

After a shower of owls,

Poor Minister Fudge was elected with the highest number of votes that day, leaving little Mr. Black far behind.

However, the peerless good man in the hearts of witches——Mr. Black, now has no time to care about the affairs of the wizarding world. He is busy asking Captain America for his autograph.

While talking to the bald director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Mycroft glanced at him dissatisfiedly several times.

Unfortunately, when Daniel Blake gets emotional, he basically ignores his surroundings.

In this era, almost all children born in the United States grew up watching Captain America.

Although Daniel Blake is not an original product, in this life, in his long and lonely childhood, boxes of Captain America comics have indeed accompanied him for a long time and brought him countless joys.

He happily took the Captain America trading card he had collected before and moved over.

At that time, this sexy blond man was staring out the window in a daze.

His body is as perfect as an ancient Greek statue, and he looks tall and strong in any posture.He has already taken off the blue helmet, revealing a handsome face, the whole person looks like the sun god Apollo, the sunlight of the whole room is concentrated on him.

Daniel stood there in a rather disturbed mood, holding a small card, blinking his blue eyes: "Captain, you...can you sign for me."

Iron Man just passed behind him with a can of Coke.

He took a sip of Coke, looked over, blinked his charming big caramel-colored eyes, and casually sighed: "Your taste has really declined too quickly."

The author has something to say: PS. I almost forgot, the old rules, don’t occupy the CP first, finally the US team and Iron Man have come out, so don’t worry about the CP, the British volume is finally almost finished.

By the way, none of you actually know who the author is, and I'm not going to tell you...