The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

After Daniel appeared in the British wizarding world, the development of the wizarding world has changed rapidly and with each passing day.

Every day, new things are proposed and then accepted by everyone at a rapid speed.

Magically modified cars, motorcycles, TV sets, mobile phones, computers... have sprung up on the shelves in Diagon Alley like mushrooms after rain.

The Black Commercial Building is getting bigger and bigger.

On the top floor of the building, the family crest of the Black family (a shield with a mountain symbol, two five-pointed stars and a dagger, with two leaping dogs on both sides of the shield) overlooks the entire Diagon Alley, brilliant and domineering, it is now It has become the symbol of the tallest building in Diagon Alley.

The combined power of technology and magic is like a hurricane blowing, unstoppable.

In his spare time, Daniel also helped a lot of wizards sign up for Twitter.Especially Potions Master Snape, who was his main focus.

He worked tirelessly for three days before he successfully applied for personal authentication.

Prior to this, the wizard who once appeared in the column of "The People of the Year" on "Second World Times" had his name ID already used by countless people.

 …Severus Snape is registered; Severus Snape is registered; Potions Master Snape is registered; I am Snape is registered; Potions Master Snape is registered ;British Snape has been registered; my daughter-in-law Happy Death has been registered; my husband Snape has been registered...

Ignoring the last two, in short, the road to registration is quite rough.

Especially when he appealed and asked to provide his own documents, Daniel was almost desperate.

In the end, he could only secretly take a 'photo of the potion master boiling medicine' and submit the application.

Fortunately, it passed this time.

The photo of boiling medicine with greasy hair and a sallow face was evaluated by the customer service as: unparalleled focus, enthusiasm and fanaticism, shining with the light of a noble soul, this is the real master, dust can never be cover up diamonds.

'Didn't you really come to make me laugh? Daniel glanced at Snape who was chopping bugs with a gloomy face, and silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood.

Then, he had to hand over the best quality Starkphone among the batch of Starkphones he just bought to Professor Snape: "The internal chips are all engraved with the most advanced magic pattern, I think, even if it is Hogwarts should also work normally. You can try it, it is more convenient to use than an owl."

Professor Snape was not interested in Muggle things at first, but when he learned that there were millions of fans of his own on that software (Daniel helped him explain the word specially, it means people who like him, in exchange for the professor was surprised After a glance), he was inevitably a little curious, so one day, when he was bored after finishing the potion, he sat on the sofa and tried to open the software.

Although Daniel has done his best to maintain this hen that lays golden eggs, he still forgot one thing: to help Snape set the message do not disturb.

The direct consequence of this incident was that the inbox of this certified Potions Master immediately exploded after he logged into the software out of curiosity.

He received nearly [-] private message reminders:

'Master, master, do you still recruit apprentices?I went to Harvard Medical School, and I have a lot of experience in biomolecular pharmacology. I want to accept apprentices, ask for guidance, and kneel down and cry.jpg.By the way, attached photos, academic photos, resume photos. '

This is a relatively normal message, and there are also some fancy words to praise the professor for being handsome and talented.

Although Professor Snape didn't think he needed an apprentice, and he didn't know much about Harvard or biology, he was quite proud of the feeling of being respected and admired (being cried and asked to be a teacher).

So he coldly (haven't learned how to reply) ignored the message of "seeking an apprentice" and continued to look at the next one: "Master, master, do you have the medicine for that?"I have a little trouble with men... The price is easy to negotiate!I have money, I have a lot of money, you can have as much money as you want, please reply me. '

Professor Snape: Stupid.

"Dear Master Snape, my husband and I are your most loyal fans. Over the years, we have been silently supporting you and buying your various peripherals. Special photo proof 1234 (attached photos, purchasing peripherals bills, a row of pictures of twelve Snape soldier toys, small cauldron toys, etc.)... You should feel the sincere and eager feelings of our couple, right? '

Seeing Snape here, staring at the row of Snape dolls about ten inches in size in the photo: What the hell are these?

'...Please see that we are such loyal fans, can you please help me make a potion, we have been married for nearly a year, but we have no children yet, crying.jpg, we are eagerly looking forward to little angels The arrival of you, please fulfill our wish, the potion for giving birth to children, flaming red lips.jpg...'

Snape, who was already in a daze: ...

The next message was actually a video, and as soon as I opened it... the music sounded, boom boom boom, boom chacha, boom chacha... the naked blonde girl danced to the rhythm... she danced! ...twisting waist, lifting hips, blowing kisses...

"Professor Snape, Dumbledore asked me to find you..."

Professor McGonagall, who strayed in, was in a bad mood, "Uh...sorry, I bothered you!"

This old-fashioned lady was blushing, she hurried out, and almost tripped her left foot and fell into a gourd.

These are minor issues, though (Professor Snape: Nope!).

Daniel is very satisfied with the current development of the wizarding world.

Human beings are actually very receptive. As long as you do it, as long as you have time, there will be nothing difficult.

(Snape: Sorry, I can't accept it. Angry.jpg)

Recently, Daniel faced a brand new dilemma.

Where there is light, there will be darkness. With the development of Diagon Alley, the nearby Knockturn Alley has become a tasteless place to eat and discard.

However, a certain criminology expert who had long been bored and was about to go crazy, after learning that there was such a "good place" in the wizarding world, volunteered to take on the important task of transforming Knockturn Alley.

In this regard, Daniel seriously thought about the possibility of letting the group of dark wizards in Knockturn Alley also embark on the road of modernization...Thinking carefully, he was terrified.

However, there's nothing stopping the driven (and boring) Moriarty, who bursts into Knockturn Alley.

'Forget it, let him go! '

Daniel thought very calmly.

The wizard training at Kingsman is progressing well; Harry Hart at Hogwarts, the excellent professor of Muggleology, has been promoted to the most popular professor in the hearts of students (no one); He also did a good job, and his reputation is close to that of that useless Director Savage.With Daniel's support, maybe after a while, he, the director of the Auror office, may be promoted to become the director of the Department of Magical Law; British magic pharmaceutical company, the potion has entered the assembly line operation, exporting large quantities of basic potions , Earned a lot of money back (Macrof is probably jealous, he recently proposed that enterprises should pay corresponding taxes to the government).

With the advent of TV sets and the Internet, the development of Black Entertainment Group is also on the right track. The wizards have their own TV station, and the recently developed variety show host is called Gilderoy Lockhart. Good, with blond hair and big white teeth, has attracted the attention of many witches; wizard charity relief organizations are also thriving. Because of the fear of werewolves in the wizarding world, Lupine finally declined Daniel's tempting invitation and joined the "Wild and Rare" The Race Protection Rescue Society' decided to devote its life to protecting species that are on the verge of extinction, such as purebred werewolves, purebred vampires and the like.

However, the job of being the principal of the preschool for young wizards was eventually taken over by the two sisters of the Black family, Narcissa Black and Andromeda Black.

Narcissa said very bluntly: I took this job purely because I think my little dragon is a bit lonely.

And Andromeda Black, who married a Muggle wizard and was expelled from the Black family, had a much higher reason.

She believes that the Black family is gradually getting better under the leadership of Daniel Black.Although she betrayed the family, as the former Black, she is still willing to make some contributions to the change of this family and the development of the wizarding world.

Two witches, one leaning toward pure-blooded nobles, the other leaning towards Muggles, and they are sisters, both have delicate and gentle personalities. Narcissa has Draco, and Andromeda's daughter is already in the fourth grade of Hogwarts, so both of them are sisters. I have experience in childcare.

The combination of the two is harmonious and complementary, just enough to take care of the young wizard in every possible way.

When the preschool opened, Daniel Blake also generously waved his hand and donated a large number of "Captain America's comic books" to the school.

Andromeda just smiled and thanked.

Narcissa looked disgusted: "What's so good about this thing? Wearing ugly clothes and waving a big iron pan rudely?"

(Indeed, later on, when the adorable Drake shows up in his Cap uniform with the little shield around him, she still has to hug her dragon and compliment him against how handsome he is).

Everything went smoothly beyond imagination.

Daniel is finally starting to feel a little bit in the mood for a UK holiday.

On weekends, he pushed all his work to others and decided to spend the whole day in a good mood.

He was wearing a big T-shirt and shorts with Iron Man's head on it (when he bought the Starkphone, he got a free gift from a rich company, and the material is very good), sitting on the sofa, driving a Starkputer, and ready to see what fun things are going on in the United States recently Entertainment news and gossip.

Then, he saw a news report that was swiped across the screen: New York was attacked by aliens!

"Wow!" Daniel sat up straight happily, and told Kreacher to quickly get him a big bucket of popcorn and some beer, "Haha, the live version of the blockbuster——Superhero vs. Aliens, watch it this holiday Looks great!"

While searching for related videos, he gloated and tweeted.

He hypocritically said on Twitter: Thank God, I am in London, England, with map coordinates.May God bless the citizens of New York and all is well, light the wax, light the wax.

Three seconds later, his cell phone rang suddenly.

"It is very unfortunate to inform you."

On the phone, the bald director of S.H.I.E.L.D. said in a heavy tone: "Alien terrorists, some captured fish are flying towards London and are expected to arrive in about 10 minutes. I have sent Iron Man and the US team to support , but because the battle situation in New York is also not optimistic, there is no way to rush to the UK in a short time... The bureaucrats of the British Foreign Office do not believe this news."

"So, you'd better inform your boss, Mycroft Holmes, now, immediately, immediately, and prepare for battle."

"What?!!" Daniel was dumbfounded, "Are you kidding me?"

Director Nick Fury on the other end of the phone didn't give him any answer.

However, Daniel could already imagine his expression at the moment, he must have glared coldly at himself with that one eye, and then hung up the phone neatly.

At this moment, his heart is frantically swiping the screen:

The world is changing so fast, I am a bit overwhelmed!

The baby is suffering, but the baby is a little square!

I'm going to war, mother, but I'm...a clerical...

Save the world, start with me!

Take pleasure in other people's misfortune, and repay the world quickly!

………………

Angrily, he threw a bucket of popcorn aside, and ran out of the house in a panic: "Whatthefugworld!"

The author has something to say: The author pressed the fast-forward button in this chapter, and the golden finger opened it. Please consciously ignore the illogical parts! (In short, it’s all smooth sailing for the protagonist)