The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

"First of all, I must pay tribute to the Aurors for their selfless contribution to the British wizarding community over the years."

The big screens on both sides of the streets of Diagon Alley came in handy again. Little Mr. Black in a suit stood on the screen, openly expressing his opinions to the wizards on the streets with people coming and going.

"...The Auror team of the Ministry of Magic has always been known as the elite of the wizarding world. As we all know, anyone who wants to enter this elite team needs to have at least five certificates, and the grades cannot be lower than 'good'. Therefore, every An Auror is extremely skilled, proficient in various spells, and is always on the front line of dangerous battles."

"However, in fact, the salaries of Aurors are only in the middle and lower reaches among the employees of the Ministry of Magic. Apart from having a dedicated Auror bed in St. Mungo's, there is no medical insurance, no pension insurance, no accident insurance... What made them devote themselves to work under such simple conditions? Is it the glory of the Auror? Sorry, I didn’t even know the name of any Auror before this. The so-called glory is probably The unsung hero?"

"This is not fair!"

Little Mr. Black spread his hands on the TV screen, showing a sympathetic and indignant expression.

This makes most wizarding people a little confused.

At first they thought that this time, the high-profile Mr. Black Jr. must be planning to publicly mock the law enforcement department of the Ministry of Magic.

Because of the 'conflict between Muggles and wizards', everyone knew that he was on the side of Muggles. Indirect statement of position.

However, this gentleman who never plays cards according to the rules has said a lot of things, at least for now, there is not a single word about 'protecting Muggles', and it seems that he is more concerned about the issue of raising the salaries of the Auror team. For value.

Daniel said indignantly on the screen: "...doing the most dangerous work, the Ministry of Magic does not provide any safeguards. Do they think these elites are Chinese cabbage? They can be wasted at will, and they don't cherish at all? Every Auror is an outstanding fighting elite. These good girls and good boys have defended the entire wizarding world with enthusiasm and made great contributions to the peace and security of the wizarding world. The reason why we can be safe Sitting safely at home, watching Quidditch, listening to the radio, all this is their credit."

'That's right. 'All wizards stopped involuntarily.

Some older wizards felt that what Daniel said was very reasonable, and they nodded in agreement.

Of course, most of the wizards still looked at the screen in a daze: "What exactly is Mr. Black trying to say?"Improve the treatment of Aurors? '

"Do you think I'm talking about calling on the Ministry of Magic to improve the treatment of Aurors?"

The next moment, Mr. Black, who seemed to be able to guess everyone's thoughts, asked straightforwardly.

He stretched out his finger and shook it, "No, raising the treatment of Aurors is something that our respected Minister Fudge should worry about. As far as I am concerned, I just want to understand that the terrorist attack last night can be blatantly happened to The reason for the corner alley."

'Isn't the reason pure-blooded nobles not used to Muggles and attacking Muggles?What is there to say? '

Most wizards know it well.

But at this time, they really want to hear Mr. Black's opinion.

Sometimes this gentleman's remarks are really straightforward and interesting, and his thinking is always different from ordinary people.

really,

"If the Ministry of Magic only gives me such a little treatment for a long time, and then asks me to fight terrorists with all my enthusiasm, I will not be happy. That's right, what I want to say is: it is because of Auror's dereliction of duty , which makes terrorists unscrupulous, and makes them dare to attack civilians in a despicable and appalling way in public, creating terrorist incidents."

"What's even more ridiculous is that our current Lord Chief Savage of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement dares to claim that this was just a friendly prank."

"Sorry, please forgive my ignorance. I just found out today that the Avada Kedavra Curse and the Cruciatus Curse are a kind of prank. I don't know if I can give that Mr. Nott a lesson when he comes out of prison. A few pranks, I think he must like it."

"By the way, when you see Director Savage again in the future, I suggest that you can also greet him with a few friendly pranks. He will probably be very happy. Maybe this can become a fashion..."

Daniel continued to sneer and said: "In the future British wizarding world, we must be easy to identify. When you meet, remember to come to a few Awadas to say hello. Any wizard who died in this greeting must be a spy from another country."

All the wizards who were watching his speech laughed.

The public always likes to watch the excitement. The reason why they support this little Mr. Black is not only that he has made real contributions to the wizarding world, but also because, purely in terms of entertainment, this funny, optimistic, approachable, and dare to Openly making jokes about the Ministry of Magic, and mocking the Mr. of the Ministry of Magic, his personal charm is unmatched.

As for the position of Muggles and wizards...

In fact, in the completely closed small world of the British wizarding world, except for the two factions with clear positions such as Gryffindor and Slytherin, most wizards are not very concerned about the "conflict between wizards and Muggles". care.

They live a busy life every day, and rarely think about the future of the wizarding world, nor do they think about the conflicts between wizards and Muggles.

(Wizard: What's the contradiction? Of course wizards are better than Muggles.)

"...I'm timid and don't like this kind of prank greeting."

Daniel continued casually: "If the Aurors don't have the time and energy to protect me, my staff, and our personal and property safety. As a law-abiding citizen of the wizarding world, I think I should not give magic There is no more trouble and trouble, so..."

"I'm now officially recruiting everyone: wizards who think they have fighting talent, are proficient in Defense Against the Dark Arts, are responsible, fair, and upright can sign up for the selection of Black's security team."

"I'll offer good pay, housing, vacations, insurance, training, everything you think you deserve but don't get. Provided you do your job."

"I forgot to mention that the person in charge of the recruitment this time is my cousin Sirius Black, a former combat hero and former captain of the Auror Division. If you don't have real talents and knowledge, you can give up on the wizards who apply for the job with the mentality of fishing in troubled waters." gone."

It was another recruitment that wizards flocked to, newspapers, radio, leaflets, Daniel tried his best to publicize this recruitment.

This handsome and rich man once again became the focus of attention of all wizards.

On the same day, Director Savage of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement smashed the office in anger.

Because in one morning, he received fourteen letters of resignation.

Mr. Black's poaching ability is top-notch. In one night, fourteen Aurors were poached by him with a high salary.

The Auror's office, which was once full, was now in a state of disarray.

"How could he do that!" Director Savage was so aggrieved that he almost wanted to shout at Merlin: "What's so great about him, isn't he just rich? Can he spend it recklessly if he has money?"

However, the facts have proved: rich, is great!If you have money, you can spend it indiscriminately!

When those job-hopping Aurors inadvertently mentioned the salary offered by Mr. Black, many Aurors who hadn't been poached rushed to recommend themselves.

Things have gotten to the point where it seems like it's not just a matter of 'Muggles and wizards clashing'.

Rather, Mr. Black is relying on this excuse (yes, most wizards don't think that the head of the pure-blood family will stand up for a few Muggles, and most of them think it is another way for Mr. Black to toss the Ministry of Magic. an excuse), and is brazenly carrying out a plan called 'Auror Resignation'.

"Are you picking on me on purpose?"

Apparently, Secretary Fudge is a fan of the 'excuse idea'.

On the same day, he rushed into No. 12 Grimmauld Place angrily, and asked very directly: "Are you deliberately troubling me because I rejected your proposal a few days ago?"

"Merlin, what a big misunderstanding." Daniel opened his beautiful blue eyes in horror, with a dumbfounded expression, "My dear friend, why do you think so, it's terrible!"

He probably spent a little too much time with Moriarty's dramaqueen recently, which directly caused his performance at this moment to be very exaggerated and contrived, but the skill of infuriating people is indeed multiplied.

At least, the chubby face of the venerable Minister Fudge was turned livid by him: "Don't play dumb, the mass resignation of the Auror Department, dare you say it wasn't your trick?"

"What an incredible association." Daniel looked innocent, "What are you talking about? These two things have nothing to do with each other. Although I was rejected by you, I respect your decision, I also agree with your concerns. What does this have to do with the Auror Ministry? As for the mass resignation, I can only say that the treatment given to Aurors by the Ministry of Magic is really too harsh. This is a pity for those who have contributed to the wizarding world Unsung heroes. You can improve your treatment and save people’s hearts, what does this have to do with me?"

"Increased salary?" Minister Fudge was about to die of anger, he really wanted to reply directly, "Would you pay for the improved salary?" ', but obviously not, this cunning little Blake will definitely have more than 100 reasons waiting to refute himself.

"The Ministry of Magic has a budget, Blake." Fudge swallowed his breath, "It is impossible for me to increase the treatment of one department alone, regardless of other departments. This is unfair and will make everyone dissatisfied."

"Oh, then forgive me for being helpless." Daniel spread his hands indifferently, his expression still innocent.

Fudge's fat fingers trembled a little with anger.

But he still held on, took out a document from his briefcase, and put it on the table in a calm manner, "I think there are some innocuous differences between us, and you probably treat me a little bit differently." Small misunderstanding, but..."

He put his hand on the document and said hintingly, "However, we have always cooperated very well, my friend. I hope this time, we can still work side by side and support each other."

Daniel's eyes were fixed on the document, which he was all too familiar with.

In order to write this 'plan on the installation of cable TV and networking in the wizarding world', he spent two or three nights to organize and perfect it, and got through all the connections of the Ministry of Magic, only missing the signature of the Minister of Magic.

"I think Director Savage's actions in this 'terrorist attack' are very disappointing."

"Enough." Fudge interrupted him almost impatiently, "Don't go too far, Daniel. He's a qualified director. The wizarding world has its own rules, and the wizarding world's laws are not designed to protect Muggles. "

The Minister of Magic, who has always appeared in front of the public with a neutral image, showed his contempt and dislike for Muggles for the first time: "If Muggles want to come to the wizarding world, it is fine. I will not stop it, but if there is a problem, then go by yourself Solution. Wizards have no reason and no time to be responsible for the safety of Muggles. They themselves gave up the safe world and ran to a strange and dangerous place. This is their own choice. Since it is their own choice, then Take the responsibility by yourself, we are all adults, don’t cry and go back to your mother whenever something happens.”

"Fix it yourself? What if the Muggle hits the wizard?"

"Can you stop making trouble for no reason? How could a Muggle beat a wizard?" Fudge sneered, "Don't talk to me about that guy, I'm not stupid. I guess, you must have heard something in advance , and then, you hired wizards, maybe you also participated in it, and waited for Nott and the others to lie in ambush at night, and attacked them by pretending to be Muggles. I don't believe that there are Muggles who can defeat wizards. Come on, Daniel, I think we know each other well enough that we can all be honest and cut to the chase and stop playing these little tricks."

"Uh..." Daniel was really amazed at Fudge's brain power.

However, he was too lazy to correct the other party's point of view, and just continued to ask, "If Muggles really defeated wizards..."

"Then let him die, he can't even beat a Muggle, how dare he call himself a wizard?" Fudge replied impatiently.

"Okay!" Daniel, who was full of confidence in Kingsman, raised his eyebrows and said nothing more.

Then, he reached for the approval document on the table, and suddenly mentioned another matter: "As far as I know, my cousin Sirius served in the Auror Department before he was imprisoned."

"What are you trying to say?" Fudge asked, frowning.

"The former battle hero returned to his post and continued to do his best to contribute his all to the wizarding world."

Daniel said gently: "What do you think of the director of the Auror Department's office?"

"Are you threatening me?"

"No, it's cooperation. We have always cooperated very well, my friend. This time, we can still work side by side and support each other." Daniel cunningly brought back Fudge's words intact.

He showed an extremely sincere expression and said: "For my loyal, brave, and upright cousin, please allow me to donate to the Auror Department and contribute to improving the treatment of heroes."