The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Because of the consequences of being too angry, there was a slight deviation when Apparating, and Daniel fell directly on the bar of the Leaky Cauldron.

A group of sloppy wizards were drinking, bragging, and chatting about women, and then, Mr. Black fell from the sky and fell in front of them, shaking their scared hands, and directly spilling wine on the other side's head .

"Tsk, vodka, kumquat, syrup, lime juice, peach liqueur, what else, ah, I thought of it, ginger beer..." Daniel stuck out his tongue and licked it, pursed his lips, and read directly Here are some recipes for these cocktails.

Tom, the owner of the Leaky Cauldron, gave him a thumbs up and said cheerfully, "Little Mr. Black, you still know the goods. Next time you come over for a drink, Old Tom will give you a [-]% discount."

"Let's talk about it next time. There is an urgent matter today, and the drinks of these people will be charged to my account." Daniel said while stroking his wet hair back casually.

There are very few handsome guys who can stand this kind of test. When their hair is wet to the scalp, they don't look rustic. On the contrary, they highlight their three-dimensional and handsome features.Because of the drink, the black silk wizard robe was tightly attached to the chest, the neckline was slightly open, the muscular lines of the chest were vague, and the collarbone rose and fell with breathing, which was quite sexy and charming.

The eyes of many people in the bar looked a little straight.

It's a pity that before anyone with courage stepped forward to strike up a conversation, this little Mr. Black came and went in a hurry, as if he was busy doing something urgent, stayed for less than a minute, and then apparated away , leaving behind only a sigh.

However, it was precisely because he made himself so embarrassed that when he appeared on the top roof of the Black Building, Moriarty, who had been shouting 'b', froze for a moment when he saw him.

"Do you want to start first?" Moriarty was wearing a neat gray suit and a cream-colored tie. Every detail on his body was meticulous. He seemed to be a normal and rigorous adult man, but his facial expression was excited and distorted. like a pervert.

"What?" Daniel was carrying a machine gun and was about to aim at that bastard, when he heard such a sentence, he really couldn't figure out the situation for a while.

"I mean, let's have a shot first and then talk about something else." Moriarty ignored the opponent's weapon, blinked his eyes, and said suggestively.

Then, he was directly pressed against the forehead by the barrel of Daniel's machine gun...

"Believe it or not, even if we fight to the death together, I will make your head explode first."

Daniel stared at his blue eyes and threatened viciously, "I don't care how you make trouble in London, but you really shouldn't come to my land to make trouble!"

To be honest, he was getting pissed off.

Moriarty is making trouble elsewhere in London. Although he is not used to seeing it, he can still comfort himself that there are two "high-intelligence Holmes brothers" to solve it.But now, this guy dared to come to Diagon Alley to make trouble, especially threatening to blow up the 'Black Building' in Diagon Alley. Merlin knew that he had invested almost all the money of the Black family on it. He blows up like this, this fucking minute is about to go bankrupt!

However, even though he was menacing, with a machine gun on his shoulder, and a posture of "fighting with you", it was exposed to the eyes of Moriarty, an expert in criminology, but he still failed countless times: "The standing posture is not suitable, rookie!" ','The posture of holding a gun is quite accurate. I probably have practiced it before, but when aiming, I subconsciously avoid the vital parts of the human body. I have never killed anyone before, a rookie! ',' You will be distracted by other people's words, rookie! ', 'Come out to fight, wear wizard robes that are not suitable for action, rookie! '.

In the end, when threatening someone, who would say 'to die together'?

Fool, I'm already showing my timidity... I'm almost amused by you, rookie!

'If it's for entertainment, you've really succeeded! '

Moriarty silently gave a 'high' evaluation.

At the same time, a series of rookies also formed the five words 'no threat'.

then,

"Oh~!" Moriarty dragged his voice, lazily replied, and rolled his eyes towards the sky boredly, with no fear on his face.

He even took a leisurely glance at the engraving on the barrel, and asked in surprise, "Why is it produced by Stark again? There are so many things produced by Stark in your hand."

"Because it's easy to use." Daniel, who had no combat experience, foolishly answered the question of 'enemy'.

However, fortunately, he was not too stupid. He quickly came back to his senses, and continued to the topic angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, tell me, why did you ask me to come? Did you install explosives? I warn you, you he Where Mom dares to bomb me, even a single brick, I will definitely kill you before that, let's try!"

However, Moriarty ignored his threats, and instead said plaintively, "I asked you to play a game together, Daniel."

He pouted and continued to complain, "I called you, I sent many text messages calling you, why didn't you come?"

"Why did I come here?" Daniel said angrily and inexplicably: "You send that harassing text message all day long. I didn't settle the score with you because I have a good temper. Isn't that your personal hobby?"

"No, I just like to send you messages." Moriarty stared at him and said, "It's not fair, I miss you every day, but you don't miss me at all, do you really not want to see me?"

'This dialogue sounds a bit wrong...'

Daniel looked at the other party in a little confusion, and replied reflexively: "Why should I see you? We don't know each other at all, okay! You first acted in front of me, pretended to be stupid, and then threatened me, isn't it because of you... "

Moriarty raised his eyebrows and interjected, "I like you..."

"Because you like to trouble me... what?!"

Daniel was so scared that he almost dropped the machine gun, but fortunately he caught it.The boss of the Stark Group has been convulsed and has stopped engaging in military industry recently. If this machine gun is broken, it will be really difficult to buy a machine gun that is suitable, easy to use, and has a stylish appearance... Although Han Things from the Mo family can also be used, but in terms of appearance and comfort, it is obvious that the Stark Group is better.

"I like to play with you." Moriarty said in a childish tone. "Jim wants to play with you."

Then, he laughed again, and said lazily in a normal tone: "Why, are you frightened by my threat?"

"You're lying to me again, aren't you? Besides, you said you were going to blow up my building just now." Daniel asked him angrily, his blue eyes widening.

"I lied to you by blowing up the building. I like it, but I didn't lie to you." Moriarty replied lazily, his facial expression began to show a little irritability, showing that his patience was a little exhausted, "Be fair to me, Daniel, Daniel! "

His face suddenly became gloomy, and his tone gradually became more serious: "I said, be fair to me, give me a chance..."

"Don't be kidding." Daniel frowned and said in a rambling manner, "This is totally impossible. First of all, I still prefer girls; second, you are not my type at all..."

"Shutup!"

Moriarty yelled, and Daniel took three steps back in fright.

"I don't want to hear it." The crime consulting expert said indifferently, and he turned to show a very gloomy expression, "I said, be fair to me! Be fair to me!"

He changed his face quickly, his expression was gloomy as if a thunderstorm was about to erupt, and he was pacing back and forth irritablely, his face was full of displeasure: "Sherlock Holmes, that high-functioning sociopath, has a Watson, why should I?" Can't have a Daniel?"

"Actually, you can also find a Watson." Daniel suggested.

Moriarty glared at him viciously, "Why should I have the same thing as Sherlock?"

"Uh... But, I think you and Sherlock are more compatible." Daniel couldn't bear to complain, and sincerely suggested, "Don't toss ordinary people, you two have the same IQ, one is crazy, the other is mentally ill, and you are a match , Will meet good material..."

"I already have a brain that is smart enough, and I don't need another brain." Moriarty said coldly.

"Then I can't help you." Daniel has lost the vigor he had just rushed over at this time.

He was completely relieved when he learned that 'no bomb will blow up the Black Building'.Although there is still a defense left, it is only for self-protection, not for attacking others.

"If you have nothing else to do." Daniel said seriously, "Then I'll go back first, I haven't had dinner yet."

"No."

Daniel stopped for a moment.

"Jim, please be reasonable..." He frowned and muttered, and then he didn't intend to continue communicating with the psychopath.

So, he ignored the opponent's obstruction and continued to move forward.

"I said no!"

There was a click, the sound of a bullet being loaded.

At the same time, Daniel turned around quickly, raised his gun again, and aimed at the opponent.

They pointed guns at each other, looking like a classic scene in an American cowboy movie in the 80s and [-]s.

'What a fool! '

Daniel couldn't help thinking wildly.

But the next moment, Moriarty threw the gun aside casually, as if he had a madness that was not afraid of life and death in his nature.

He opened his arms and walked over step by step, with a dangerous and distorted expression, mixed with a wave of perverted excitement, then he slowly opened his mouth, the tip of his pink tongue lightly licked the cold barrel , raised the corners of his eyes, and squinted at Daniel provocatively, "Do you dare to shoot, baby?"

He pointed to his throat, where the Adam's apple was sliding up and down slightly, "Shoot here, how about it?"

'Shot him down! '

'No, I don't like killing people. '

"Coward, if you shoot him down, you don't have to worry about being harassed or threatened anymore. It's over once and for all." '

'No, he might be happy if I killed him casually!He wants me to be a criminal just like him! '

The two voices in my head were fighting.

Daniel was almost driven crazy by the pervert.

However, it is a pity that he is not a person who does great things after all, and he is not so decisive.

He finally put down the gun, stared at those blue eyes that were not threatening at all, and asked viciously, "What do you want?"

"Come be my conscience!" Moriarty suggested gently, stroking his chest.

He showed a triumphant smile, "Although I don't need another brain, I think multiple hearts are a good choice."

Daniel suddenly put on a bored look, and he muttered, "I don't like it very much, and besides, I really, really hate the way you do things."

"Then let me stay with you," Moriarty suggested.

"what?"

"I think I could spend more time with you."

"Then?"

"Maybe, I'll learn to be a good person."