The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Shortly after the Scovia incident, the Avengers returned to their usual peaceful lives.

Prior to this, Daniel, who was already somewhat planning and controlling, worked out a series of measures with Jarvis in advance.

The general content is: 'How to prevent the grievances between Tony and the twins from intensifying'; 'How to make Tony and the captain speak calmly'; Prevent Hawkeye from shooting him into a hornet's nest'; 'How to prevent Tony from being beaten so badly that he can't get up after flirting with Natasha' and so on.

Don't feel exaggerated.

After going through so many things, Daniel deeply realized that with Tony's skill, it would take about 10 minutes to make everyone want to kill him.

However, what he never expected was that none of what he was worried about happened.

Because, the person who finally broke up with Tony Stark was actually himself.

It started with the Samoyed puppies, and it was indeed Daniel himself who had bad intentions at the beginning...

As the only fluffy creature in Avengers Mansion, the snow-white Samoyed puppy has won the favor of almost all women.

It almost wiped out all the beauties who frequented the Avengers Mansion.

For example, the glamorous Agent Maria Hill, the charming Natasha, the innocent but hot Scarlet Witch, the professional woman Pepper who occasionally cares about Tony and comes to talk about work...

The friendly, always smiling snow-white Samoyed puppies open their hands and mouths when they are dressed, just as they come out of this warm embrace, they are immediately hugged into another warm embrace and hugged by all kinds of kisses Embrace the good life.

Especially because he hasn't changed back for a long time, gradually, the girls seem to relax their vigilance.

From Natasha inadvertently ignoring him, and almost changing clothes in front of him...

The Scarlet Witch Wanda, who has no concept of "Samoyed is a person", actually wants to sneak 'it' back to the bedroom in a whimsical way, and sleep with 'it' in her arms.

This girl with almost no childhood has gradually revealed a cheerful smile and lively personality in line with her age in a near-peaceful environment recently.

"Brother, you can't imagine it...Oh my God, all the luck in my life has been concentrated in these few days."

Daniel squatted on the big table in Tony's workshop, and with the help of Jarvis, he sighed to Tony and said, "I feel so happy that I don't want to change back."

After Jarvis finished translating his words, he immediately reminded at the right time: "Mr. Black, it is immoral for you to do this."

"I just think about it! I just think about it, and I don't commit crimes when I think about it!"

Daniel gave two "barks" confidently.

Although recently, he felt that his relationship with Tony was a little ambiguous.

But the two of them have always gotten along very well, and they are both beauty lovers, especially the experienced playboy Tony, who definitely understands, which man doesn't like to see beautiful women?

Moreover, he didn't intend to do anything...just very, very curious...

Nevertheless, the honest artificial intelligence still expresses its attitude with silence.

When he said this, Tony was wearing a protective mask, in the studio, earnestly soldering something.

When he heard Daniel's words, he slipped his hand and almost threw the welding torch away, his expression twisted.

However, there is nothing to be seen in the mask anyway.

After a while, he couldn't help but glanced over with a little distaste: "Is this what you're good at?"

Samoyed blinked his blue eyes at him, and wagged his tail courteously: "Wow, woof (Wanda is very cute...Hey, Jarvis, don't go on strike, I promise I won't do anything bad.)"

Jarvis, who had to obey the order, had to continue translating.

This time, however, Tony seemed to have no interest in the topic of beauties.

He stopped welding, and asked impatiently, "When will you change back?"

"Actually, it can be changed back today."

The Samoyed puppy gave a 'smiling' (smug) expression, with sparkling blue eyes, and said: "But, Wanda invited me to take a bath and sleep with me tonight. Tony, you must understand me, right? How can I How can it hurt a beautiful girl's heart? I can't refuse this kind of request! I don't think it's too late to change back tomorrow."

After helping him translate, Jarvis couldn't help complaining: "Mr. Black, your shamelessness really surprises me."

"Hey, Jarvis, I don't really know what to do. I'm a man with a sense of proportion. Even if Wanda takes a bath, I'll just sit obediently outside the curtain and accompany Wanda! Maybe... Maybe……"

He fantasized longingly: "Just take a peek..."

At the same time, the Samoyed puppy looked embarrassed, covered its eyes with its front paws, and barked a few times in defense of the artificial intelligence.

Jarvis had no choice but to continue to express his attitude with silence.

"Oh~! Excellent plan!" Tony, who was wearing a protective mask, was expressionless, and made a few perfunctory responses.

Then, under the mask, he ground his teeth silently for a while before finally adjusting his expression.

He took off the mask, and immediately responded to the other party with a knowing smile, winked, patted the dog's head heavily, and said in that excited tone: "Boy, you did a good job! When you look back, remember to have a good time with me." Exchange, exchange..."

Daniel was almost knocked under the table by his strength, but obviously thought it was the topic of beauties, which made Tony excited, or envious and hated.

'Friend!Good partner! '

As a result, his blue eyes immediately narrowed into slits, his mouth was still slightly opened, and he put on a silly Samoyed standard harmless smile, his tail wagging happily.

That night, Wanda chatted with everyone in the living area for a while, and then planned to carry the Samoyed back to the bedroom.

Tony, who had been immersed in the workshop and hadn't appeared for several days, suddenly walked out with that brisk pace.

He walked to the coffee machine as if nothing had happened, and while making coffee, he pretended to be careless and said, "Daniel, didn't you say that you can change back? Why are you still a dog? Are you really going to peek at Wang tonight?" take a shower?"

Wanda & Quicksilver: What?

Daniel: What the fuck did you say?Shut up, idiot!

All Avengers: →→

"Ah, sorry, I slipped my tongue."

Tony covered his mouth with exaggerated acting skills, and his big caramel-colored eyes blinked innocently around: "Everyone pretend not to hear."

then……

No then.

The snow-white Samoyed puppy was directly sent flying by the violent Kuaiyin.

Now, it is outside the Avengers Building, doing continuous free fall...

The 90-storey building is high, even if you don't have acrophobia, the Samoyed puppies will be frightened when they fall down like this.

Of course, with Kuaiyin's speed, he can definitely catch him in time every time, but he was really scared to tears!

A group of Avengers said: Deserve it!

Natasha hugged the Scarlet Witch tenderly: "Don't be angry, everyone will help you teach this guy a lesson."

Wang Wang Wang——(Tony Stark! I can't finish with you!) Samoyed frightened smiling face.JPG Cut off!

Must break off!

What's the use of this kind of 'little partner' who betrays himself at any time?

We agreed to watch photos together and appreciate big-breasted beauties together, damn it!

This pair of good 'friends', the boat of friendship, turned upside down that day.

However, this is not the end.

Daniel, who was played clean, turned back into a human body that day.

When he faced the murderous eyes of the twins, he appeared angrily in front of everyone, explaining that he didn't intend to peek at the shower, but just fantasized about it for a while... No one believed it anymore.

He could only use those beautiful blue eyes to keep spitting fire at Tony.

Tony just shrugged casually, and gave him a gloating smile: "I'm so sorry, Daniel."

He said hypocritically: "Who told me to be the guardian of love and justice, the patron saint of beauties?"

Then, he happily drank a whole cup of coffee.

So excited, the efficiency in the studio is simply up!

After a sleepless night, immersed in the arms of science, Tony had completely forgotten about it.

Until early in the morning, he wandered out of the work room again in a daze, and politely greeted Steve who had just come back from a morning run, and then ate a donut on the table sleepily... …

He was surprised to find that Captain America had turned into a giant in front of him!

He raised his head and yelled, "(Captain!) Woohoo!"

Where did the wolf howl come from?

Tony raised his hand and saw the furry gray paws: Uh... I turned into a wolf?

Steve stared dumbfounded at the short-legged husky that appeared in front of his eyes.

'It' is raising its left front paw with a sluggish expression, looking up in front of its brown eyes.

"God, Tony."

"Aww (I don't know either)" replied the husky who thought he was a wolf.

Tony was baffled by the change in himself.

Based on the spirit of exploration of a scientist, he tried to research something, but when he saw the tail, he was accidentally controlled by instinct, and the exploration turned into a tail-chasing movement... one circle, one circle, another circle...

Steve only felt dizzy for a while, and was going to find Daniel to find out what was going on.

As soon as he looked up, he saw a blue-eyed bad boy standing there with his arms folded, taking a video with his mobile phone seriously.

'Okay, don't look for it anymore, the culprit has appeared by himself. '

Steve said to himself, and he yelled with a wry smile, "Daniel..."

"Captain, I'm really just talking casually. I definitely don't want to peek at Wanda taking a bath."

The blue-eyed kid explained again seriously.

Then, he comforted the upright captain: "Captain, don't worry, this is a personal grudge, and I know it well."

Steve just felt a headache.

"However, I didn't expect it to be a husky, I thought it would be a Corgi..."

Daniel continued to talk to himself on the side: "Exuberant energy, disobedience, strong destructive power, like tearing and biting things, seems to be right."

"What the hell did you do?" Steve asked angrily and amusedly.

"An improved version of the Black family's dog-changing potion?" Daniel thought for a while and replied: "I don't know, I modified it based on some interesting transforming potions. I also have a different version of this one. No matter who eats it, it will It can only become a giant canary, Captain, do you want to try it? The effect of the medicine lasts for up to 5 minutes."

"Thank you, no need." Steve smiled speechlessly.

Then, Daniel picked up the tail-chasing husky with a smirk, showing a gloating expression: "Tony Stark, you have today too!"

The husky who thought he was a wolf gave him a 'cold' expression.

Daniel cruelly decided to fight fire with fire.

He happily opened the window, followed the direction of his free fall yesterday, and let a certain husky also have a good experience.

Of course, the kind blue-eyed little angel still apparated seriously, standing on the first floor waiting for Husky to fall, and carefully catching him.

On this day, all the Avengers who didn't get up were awakened by a howling wolf.

Natasha said to Clint weakly: "Do you know? It is said that a dog like a Samoyed can become docile and well-behaved if it is raised alone and taught well; but as long as it meets a husky, it will It's completely finished, and there is no way to save it."

Clint nodded approvingly.

The two stood by the window, sharing cookies while watching Daniel play 'free fall for others' all morning.

When Tony returned in the afternoon, Daniel was already sitting on the sofa and happily eating biscuits.

He greeted Tony warmly: "Hey, genius, have you ever calculated how long it takes for a dog to fall freely from 500 meters, what speed it uses, when it falls to the No.30 floor, and the speed of the whole fall What is the ratio?"

Tony glanced at him blankly, just when everyone thought he was going to do something.

He suddenly laughed, and opened his arms equally enthusiastically: "It's so fucking cool, buddy! This bungee jumping, please give me a dozen next time!"

Daniel froze, and he looked at Tony suspiciously.

All the Avengers who were about to see the joke were a little dumbfounded.

"When did Tin Can become so magnanimous?" Clint asked curiously.

"Maybe it's because you're afraid of losing face, so pretend?" Natasha guessed.

"There's always something wrong." Steve sighed silently.

The captain's words are always right.

Because as soon as he finished speaking, Daniel was overturned by Tony's hug gesture.

Tony pressed his whole body on the sofa, grabbed his head and smashed it hard into the sofa: "FUCK your free fall! FUCK your fucking transformation potion! FUCK your whole family!"

Although the sofa is relatively soft, after bumping into it several times, he felt dizzy for a while. Daniel was furious and stood up to resist...

The poor single sofa flipped over directly in the fight between the two.

They fell to the ground, still pinching each other, kicking and kicking, punching and kicking, and soon, the coffee table was also knocked over.

'My lunch...god, [pizza...all over! '

'Damn you two, my vegetable juice! '

'God, don't go there...don't go there, bastard, the perfume I just bought...'

Kuaiyin circled the arena at an extremely fast speed and rescued two sandwiches.

Wanda took a sandwich and ate it with great interest while watching the excitement.

The two pinched into a ball and rolled around on the ground...

After half an hour, Steve finally couldn't stand it anymore.

He grabbed one in each hand and lifted them up.

But the two with bruises and swollen faces are still spitting at each other persistently. If you scold FUCK persistently, I will be like a big middle finger; if you kick me from the air, I will punch you from the air...

The twins have been breathtaking.

Kuaiyin unconsciously asked a question that he had asked many days ago in Scovia: "Uh...is this the Avenger?"

All the Avengers pretended not to hear and looked away.

The upright captain sighed while holding the two of them, not wanting to answer this question at all.

The illusion appeared through the wall again, full of philosophical thoughts, and said: "Humans, do you like war so much?"

"That's right!" Tony and Daniel said in unison, "You have the guts to wait for me!"

"Could you guys be more mature?" Steve almost laughed angrily.

"I'm very mature." Daniel stood up angrily: "The most stupid thing about me is to believe a bastard who spread rumors! Captain, don't worry, this is war!"

"Ha, spreading rumors? It's a fact that you have evil intentions but not courage. How about I say it? Let's go to war!"

Unconvinced, Tony laughed sarcastically, and he waved his fist: "If you hadn't plotted against me, I would have hit ten of them just by you!"

"Give it a try!" Daniel roared angrily.

Steve genuinely felt that these two men were beyond redemption.

He ignored them, and instead answered Vision's question seriously: "Don't pay attention to them."

Vision looked at him suspiciously.

Steve couldn't help but say, "What kind of war is this?"

"This is a civil war!" Tony and Daniel said in unison again: "A civil war between the Avengers."

All Avengers:  …

On the same day, Daniel unfollowed Iron Man on Twitter.

Iron Man then blocked Daniel not to be outdone.

Daniel's superhero peripheral store, all Iron Man peripherals are off the shelves.

Tony directly posted a provocative video on YouTube: "Someone said they want to fight me, WOW, boy! When I get serious, do you think you have room to fight back? Hahaha"

Next, the Avengers watched a hilarious show.

When he got up early and left the studio, Tony, who was poured a bucket of ice water on his head, was soaked but still stood there calmly making coffee.

Butts and chairs stick together because of the super adhesive, Daniel who brought his own chair persisted to the living area to have lunch with everyone.

Sleeping in the middle of the night, a bloody corpse fell from the ceiling, and Daniel screamed all night.

In the studio, he tapped on the steel armor and went to the toilet, but met Tony who exploded in the toilet...

Although the two tacitly did not use unconventional weapons, such as magic and steel armor.

However, after such a round of tossing, the two of them started the indiscriminate attack mode.

The Avengers found themselves no longer able to stand aside and watch the show, as they began to be affected on a large scale.

Clint ate a donut once in a while and ran to the toilet all day with diarrhea.

It was rare for Natasha to get up early, and when she was using the toaster, she was sprayed with black ink all over her face.

Even Steve wasn't spared. Due to the regular renovation of his regular gym, he temporarily switched to the one Tony usually used.

He also did this before, because the training time is different from Tony's, so he usually can't run into it.

However, that day, he flipped back and forth, vacated, and jumped on the floor where a hole appeared for a while. He didn't know how to do it, and there was even a ballet BGM soundtrack.

Wanda was sprayed pink, and Vision was also sprayed pink in order to save her.

Kuaiyin was directly covered by a huge net and hung from the ceiling.

Has been busy with military affairs, Tony Stark's best friend, Colonel James Rhodes who just came to the Avengers Building to report, habitually went to the workplace to find Tony.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw the studio was in a mess, and Tony Stark 'died tragically on the spot'!

Colonel Rhodes was so frightened that his heart almost stopped beating.

As a result, the corpse Tony sat up by himself, looked at him disappointedly, said "Oh, it's you, please go out and close the door." Then he continued to lie down and pretend to be the corpse.

Falcon asked Tony to borrow a car to drive because of something. After driving ten kilometers, white smoke began to billow from the trunk of the car...

In the end, he had to explain all afternoon to the fire police who rushed over.

"I'm fucking fed up!" Clint was furious, "Is it over for these two people?"

"I'm getting bored to death too, can someone take care of them." Natasha looked around with a mirror.

Recently, she always feels that the black ink on her face can't be wiped clean, and she feels that she has turned black... This is driving beauty-loving women crazy.

Wanda snuggled into Quicksilver's arms.

The twins were startled and looked around suspiciously.

Steve rubbed his hands at his temples, kind of wanting to beat them both to death, or kick them all out!

'However, this thinking is wrong. 'The upright captain warned himself in his heart.

"Hurry up and get them back together!" Natasha said while applying a whitening mask to herself.

"Why do we have to worry about this every day besides maintaining world peace, saving the world, and fighting terrorists?" Clint was about to explode.

"I think there can be no peace in the world without them."

Kuaiyin murmured, "A former arms dealer, someone who intends to pretend to be a dog to spy on a girl's bath... Oh my god, why did we join this kind of organization..."

"I don't think they represent all the Avengers," Steve explained with difficulty.

"Whatever you think, I've had enough."

Clint opened the refrigerator irritably, took out a bottle of iced Coke, and sprayed it out just after taking a sip: "FUCK, cleaning agent!"

All Avengers:  …

Clint grabbed the bow and arrow in a frenzy, and angrily planned to rush up to find the two people to settle the score: "I swear, Natasha, if they don't stop these silly pranks. I will definitely take one arrow and hang them to revenge Go up to the top floor of the reporter's building to show the public!"