The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

There is a kind of person, no matter where you put him, he can live tenaciously like Xiaoqiang, and live his life comfortably.

There is no doubt that Daniel Blake is such a talent.

When all the Avengers were busy fighting Ultron against time, their hearts were extremely heavy, and by the way, they were going to produce a certain purple potato man in the midst of chaos.

Daniel was happily lying in the warm arms of the glamorous beauty Maria Hill, and that hairy cheek, with a smiling expression, just leaned against Hill's chest.

While working seriously, Hill unconsciously reached out to help 'it' stroke its fur.

In just a few days, the pure white Samoyed puppies have successfully 'captured' the space carrier of S.H.I.E.L.D.

No matter how heartbroken Jarvis is, he babbles: "Samoyed puppies can't eat cake, Mr. Black"; "Puppy can't drink juice"; "You can't stay up late playing games anymore, puppies need enough sleep"; "Mr. Black, you should run more to facilitate the growth of limbs and bones and the absorption of calcium, instead of always acting like this and let everyone carry you away!"

But it didn't work.

All the agents who lacked entertainment on the Aegis Helicopter, seized every opportunity and donated all their snacks to the snow-white Samoyed puppies, just to be allowed to stroke the soft fur.

And when the sly, snow-white pup sits squatting in the hallway, paws out for a cuddle at their adorable faces.

No matter how serious and long-winded the artificial intelligence is next to it, it keeps explaining the truth that "puppies should run a lot in order to have strong limbs".

Still they succumbed to those clear blue eyes.

Then, unable to restrain his actions, he leaned over and picked up the puppy, willingly acting as a transportation machine for the little white angel.

Jarvis, who is dedicated to his duties, tried very seriously to take care of each other according to the requirements of "scientific and reasonable raising of your pet dog" on the Internet, but all of them were interrupted cruelly.

For the first time in his life, this artificial intelligence program desires: 'It would be great if I could have a body that can move freely'.

What's even more shameless is that Daniel has recently learned to wag his tail and stand up and bow without a teacher, just for a piece of macaron in Maria Hill's hand.

The glamorous female agent was wary at first, but in the end, she also bowed to the angelic smile of the Samoyed puppy.

So much so that in the later stage, Nick Fury, the one-eyed black director, watched the Samoyed puppies who were favored by the elite agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. , I just felt a burst of trouble.

He even complained secretly to Maria Hill: "I've known you for so long, but I never knew. Hill, do you still like to eat macarons?"

However, his shrewd and capable subordinate, the most trusted assistant, and the female agent who has always been glamorous, just gently stroked the little head of the snow-white Samoyed puppy, and told him without looking back: "Sir, I'm a woman too."

The snow-white Samoyed puppy immediately raised its head and barked a few times.

'It' gently rubbed its head against the beautiful woman's chest, opened its small mouth, and stuck out a small pink tongue, showing the Samoyed's iconic 'smiling angel' expression.

"Jarvis, what did he say?" Fury couldn't hold back his curiosity and asked.

"Kiss, beauty," Jarvis repeated in his calm British accent.

Nick Fury immediately showed a very toothache expression.

Maria Hill calmly fulfilled the wish of the little white angel, bowed her head and kissed the little fluffy head of the Samoyed puppy.

Time flies, and just as Daniel is getting used to the life of a Samoyed puppy, completing his plan while dominating the Aegis space carrier, Fury has already learned that the Avengers have rushed to Scovi Yah, the latest news on 'Fight to the Death with Ultron'.

"How is the space carrier preparing now?" Nick Fury asked.

"Sir, we still need a long period of time to debug before we can safely drive out." A technician in S.H.I.E.L.D. replied: "After all, this is a brand new mothership, and it is abandoned in the warehouse. It has been around for a long time, and it has not even experienced sea trials. Although we have tried our best to repair and transform it these days, the time is too tight..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I just need to know how long it will be usable." Fury asked impatiently.

"If you don't participate in fierce battles, it can be started normally after about four to five hours." The technician replied immediately.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"You guys are too slow, I want to go to Scovia now, immediately, immediately." Jarvis translated in time.

"OK, someone will open the hatch and throw this dog out." Fury said bluntly.

On the Aegis Helicarrier, all the agents who were busy working stopped their work at the same time, turned their heads in unison, and looked at the bald chief with condemning eyes.

Maria Hill even touched the pistol on her waist involuntarily, and asked, "Are you serious, sir?"

Fury, who was disgusted, only felt that his heart was being trampled cruelly by ten thousand beasts.

He took a step back subconsciously: "What do you see me doing? He asked to go down."

"Wang Wang--!"

"Although you snatched my snacks and broke my game disk in a wicked way, you really don't blame you this time. I have to go to Scovia to help everyone. The Avengers need me." Jarvis A flat-toned translation.

"Get some snacks?"

"Break the game disc?"

The agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. looked at the black director again with incredulous eyes.

"Careful man." Maria Hill sneered.

Then, she turned her head and looked gently at the Samoyed puppy who had been acting cute to her recently, and asked seriously: "Sweetheart, are you really going? It will be dangerous."

A snow-white Samoyed puppy, with an orange flame burning violently on its forehead.

'It' stood with its chest up and its head up, its four paws gripping the ground, its tail erect, majestic and majestic, its blue eyes staring at Hill with piercing eyes: "Wow!"

"Honey, wait for me to come back and kiss you." Jarvis translated simultaneously intimately.

Then, the loyal artificial intelligence finally couldn't bear to accuse: "Mr. Black, it's immoral to turn into a dog to moles a beautiful lady."

"Woof! (Shut up, or I will uninstall you!)"

"Of course you can uninstall me."

Jarvis said with polite grace, "As long as you can find another simultaneous interpreter."

Agent Hill looked at the puppy, his eyes softened subconsciously.

The black director finally couldn't stand it.

He pressed a few times on the screen himself, opened a hatch, stepped forward and grabbed the Samoyed puppy by the neck, and threw it out forcefully, throwing the dog out like throwing a ball: " Get out, get out, brat!"

At the same time, another courier package that Colonel Rhodes retrieved from the Avengers Building shook violently and shot out of the Mothership.

It quickly disintegrated in the air, revealing the pink rectangular module inside, and then, after a crackling sound, quickly assembled into a pink steel armor in the air.

The pink steel armor suddenly accelerated and dived downwards, grabbed the dizzy white Samoyed puppy that was thrown in time, ignited the leg thrusters, and flew up again.

Then, it stopped in mid-air, first nodded towards the direction of the Aegis space carrier suspended in mid-air, and nodded slightly, then took off the helmet, and stuffed the puppy into it.

The sealed armor does not worry that the Samoyed puppy will fall, but once it flies up, the petite puppy will definitely roll around like a ping pong ball in a big shaking box.

Therefore, Jarvis reminded gently: "Mr. Black, due to your current body shape, you'd better hold on to the raised connection between your neck and the helmet to prevent falling. I will try to fly as stable as possible... Are you ready? OK, let's go right away."

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At this time, Scovia was already shrouded in flames of war.

Ultron's Iron Legion is like a rabbit that has not been sterilized, giving birth to litter after litter.

When the Avengers killed one, another one would pop up again and again. Everyone was exhausted, but they were still trying to persevere.

And this is not the worst, the worst thing is that the whole city suddenly started to rise, countless buildings were destroyed and collapsed, the ground was cracked, yellow sand and gravel, dusty, and a mess.

Amidst the screams and panic of the people, the Avengers fell into a bitter battle.

Because while fighting against the Iron Legion, they have to urgently evacuate civilians, and when necessary, they need to desperately rescue those innocent people who have not escaped in time and are in crisis.

"Did you see it?"

Ao Chuang stood tall in mid-air, pointed at the land in an arrogant tone and said: "Avengers... the earth will collapse because of your failure."

Hawkeye raised his bow in exasperation, aiming at him.

But the next moment, he flew away.

A pink steel armor flew towards Ultron at an extremely fast speed and hit Ultron: "Stupid, get out of the way!"

Then, it tiptoed and stood where Ultron was originally standing. At the same time, it raised its metal fist and slammed it backwards, completely destroying another robot that was trying to sneak attack.

In the Avengers' public communication channel, Jarvis's iconic elegant British accent was cut instantly.

He said solemnly: "What the idiot said just now makes sense, so everyone, come on. Avengers, you must not fail."

"God, Stark, how many artificial intelligences have you made?" Clint looked up at the pink figure in shock, "This spraying is really beautiful."

"This is Jarvis, can't you hear it? No, Jarvis never talks like that. Daniel, is that you?" After seeing the familiar pink armor, Tony let go of his slightly worried mood.

But he was surprised to find that there was no movement from a certain person, so he couldn't help but said, "Jarvis, let Daniel speak for himself."

"Everyone, do you need help?"

Jarvis ignored him, but continued to speak in a very calm tone in a sentence that didn't fit his style at all: "As a peace-loving civilian, I really always like to participate in the group The sport of beating. Of course, it's us, and we'll beat you!"

The pink armor jumped upwards rapidly, then fell down suddenly, smashing a robot to the side heavily with a punch.

Thor was right next to it, and smashed it back with a hammer.

The pink armor chased after it, and stomped the poor robot into the cracked floor: "Yes, it's like this! You hit, I hit."

"Damn Stark!"

Ultron let out a low growl: "I'll show you now what a real group fight is."

"Hey, I see clearly. I wasn't the one who hit you just now. Why did you scold me again? I'm painted in gold and red. Please recognize the genuine one. Jarvis, let Daniel speak for himself. Why doesn't he speak?"

Iron Man, who often lies on his gun, protested unwillingly.

However, soon he didn't have time to joke, because it was at the moment when he hadn't finished speaking.

A dense army of machines, like ants in patches, began to appear from every hidden corner of the city, rushing over like a tide.

"Wow, spectacular!" Clint sighed in the public channel: "Captain, what should we do?"

Steve subconsciously clenched his shield.

His expression was full of worry, but his brows were still extremely firm: "Hold on and destroy them."

"Perhaps I have a better suggestion."

Jarvis manipulated the pink armor, made a smart maneuver in the air, raised his palm, and bombarded a group of robots with repulsive force.

"Jarvis, have you got the virus? Or have you evolved? It's not like you would say it. And what about Daniel? Why doesn't he talk? What's the matter with you? Let him talk." Tony yelled.

"What advice?" Steve asked as he fought back with his shield, getting to the real point.

"When a person is in danger, what should he do?"

Jarvis didn't answer Tony's words, and asked in the public channel while fighting Ultron's robot army.

"Maybe... a normal person would call 911?" Clint replied.

"Persevere, find a way to save yourself." The captain replied firmly.

"Call the name of Thor." Sol flew out from nowhere, and interjected.

"Don't be secretive, just say it." Natasha killed a robot with difficulty, stood up from the ruins, and said impatiently.

"Nothing is right." Jarvis announced the answer with a steady British accent: "At this time, you should shout help!"

"Help?" Clint asked in surprise.

"Help?" Steve repeated the answer involuntarily.

"People in the atrium like to shout Help." Saul commented briefly.

"Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!"

This is Tony yelling: "Is that enough? Do you want me to say more?"

"Everyone, why hasn't a God come out to save the world?"

He joked in the golden-red steel armor, then, frowning, he continued to ask repeatedly: "Jarvis, you asked Daniel to talk, why didn't he talk?!"

"Sir, I'm sorry, it's inconvenient for Mr. Black to speak right now. I'm busy helping him translate simultaneously..." Because of Tony's continuous questioning, Jarvis finally explained in a hurry.

Then, he continued to translate and said: "One side is in trouble and all sides come to help. Mr. Black said that there is no God, but we have Hulk..."

The ground suddenly shook violently, and there was a crazy roar. The huge green monster ran over from a distance with big strides, rushed into the robot army without hesitation, and tore a robot apart .

With the strength of pure flesh, like a strong dam, he cut the machine army that was surging like a tide into two halves, and smashed it wantonly.

"Hulk woke up?" Steve said in surprise.

"I found out for the first time, and I'm quite happy to see this big guy." Tony said to himself: "The premise is that the target of his attack is the enemy, not the innocent people."

"Jarvis, or Daniel, are there any other surprises?" Natasha asked smartly.

"Natasha, you really understand me." Jarvis's British accent made every sentence polite.

But in fact, Daniel's tone was more intimate.

However, when he can't communicate by himself and has to ask others for help, Daniel is still very sensible.

The snow-white Samoyed puppy opened its mouth inside the armor, stuck out its pink tongue, and showed a hearty smile.

"There are also... wizards, vampires, werewolves..."

Jarvis flipped back and forth in mid-air with dizzying skill, eliminating the droids.

At the same time, following his words, bursts of explosions suddenly appeared in the sky above Skovia, and after each explosion, different types of reinforcements would appear.

The wizards on broomsticks immediately started emergency rescue operations after seeing the terrible scene in front of them. They shuttled nimbly over the city, sometimes flying high and sometimes landing to search and rescue civilians.

Some wizards with excellent flying skills carried several Muggles on a single broom.

The sturdy and expressionless werewolves stood on the ruins and looked at each other. At the same time, they instantly transformed into several tall giant wolves. With a howl, they all rushed towards the machine corps.

Several yellow-eyed vegetarian vampires, the Karen family, also stood on the streets of Skovia, and they looked around in surprise.

Dr. Carlisle exclaimed: "Big scene."

"Although it's a bit weird to have a vampire save the world..."

Edward lowered his body ready to go: "However, it is better to keep it as it is than to make the whole world a robot."

"So, are we fighting for food?" Emmett laughed.

"No, you're overthinking it, it's just a deal." Rosalie replied indifferently, "That little wizard promised that as long as we help him once, he will help us deal with the Volturi."

"However, I didn't expect him to invite werewolves. I don't know what he promised to those werewolves." Carlisle whispered to himself curiously.

"Seriously, the wizard's teleportation array is amazing."

Alice jumped on the ruins lightly like an elf. Jasper watched her figure tenderly and protected her like a shadow behind her, helping her kick a few robots away from time to time.

"It's not the teleportation array, it's the door key."

A wizard on a broom passed by her and corrected her in a low voice.

At the same time, Sirius riding a flying motorcycle was very conspicuously flying in midair.

Halfway through the flight, he violently knocked a robot into the air with a Quidditch bat, then cast a loud spell on himself, and started shouting loudly: "Daniel Black, you bastard, hide in Where did you go? Get out of here."

'Why is he here? '

'Has the Minister of Magic started to charge himself into battle these days? '

'The person I contacted was McCoff! '

Daniel was startled in the sealed armor, and almost missed the neck of the armor, and slid directly down.

"Mr. Black, do you want to answer?" Jarvis asked intimately.

"Wow, woof (no, just pretend it doesn't exist.)"

Fortunately, in the chaotic scene, there was not much time for Sirius to find someone.

All the other wizards ran to save people, but only this militant rushed into the army of robots on a flying motorcycle.

Daniel quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and shook his tail subconsciously.

"Thank you, Daniel."

At this time, Steve said openly in the call channel.

Daniel suddenly became happy again, and the white tail swung back and forth frantically behind him.

He directed Jarvis to reply to Steve: "Captain, how do you feel? After I came back from Seattle, I heard about Ultron, and I haven't been idle, contacting people everywhere to help."

Daniel in the pink mecha used Jarvis's simultaneous translation function to show off to Steve triumphantly and said, "How is it? I understand the meaning of together pretty well, right?"

Steve laughed all of a sudden, and his previously frowning brows loosened all of a sudden: "It feels...it feels like I have crossed from the world of technology to the world of magic all at once."

Captain America in the sun, with shiny blond hair, is extremely handsome. His uniform is soaked in sweat due to long hours of running and fighting, revealing a tall and strong figure.

When he showed a bright smile and gave Daniel a thumbs up, Daniel was moved to tears: "It's great, I was praised by the idol, woof! (I think I can fight for another 500 years) .)"

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"To be honest, I'm not as good as you guys when it comes to fighting."

Daniel speaks in Jarvis's characteristic metallic Cockney accent.

The pink armor hovered in the air again, and then quickly swooped down to grab a boy who was about to fall from upstairs in time: "But make friends, none of you can compare to me."

next moment,

"Hey, are you a girl?" The little boy caught by him suddenly reached out and hugged his metal arm tightly, and said in a childish voice, "Are you a girl Iron Man?"

"No, it's a boy." Daniel replied.

"Don't lie to me, how can boy use pink? If you are girl Iron Man, can I marry you?"

"..."

"you're right."

Steve was on the call channel at the right time, and replied with a smile: "Make friends, it seems that we are indeed not as good as you."

At this time, the golden-red steel armor suddenly flew through the sky at high speed without knowing when.

"Sorry, you didn't have a chance."

In the golden-red armor, Tony said cruelly to the little boy below: "Iron Man will only be with Iron Man."

The little boy was dumbfounded for a while, and then cried out with a wow.

Everyone in the public call channel suddenly burst into laughter.

The haze accumulated for many days finally gradually dissipated from above their heads.

At this moment, all the Avengers are once again united and full of hope.

They firmly believe: We can win, like every time before, and keep winning.

"Uh... is this the Avenger?"

Kuaiyin, who had just joined the ranks of 'Save the World', felt the different atmosphere, and suddenly asked curiously in the call channel out of breath.

"Yeah, that's supposed to be the real Avenger," Steve replied.

"Admit it!" Jarvis' metallic voice sounded again.

Although Daniel's voice was still not heard, everyone could imagine it.

At this moment, in the vulgar pink armor, how proud and arrogant the blue-eyed kid will be.

He arrogantly asked Jarvis to relay for him: "Admit it, you leave me, no!"

"Look how long it's been since I've been gone, you've made a mess of yourselves."

"I'm so sorry," Steve said apologetically.

"Oh..." Clint lamented in the call channel: "It seems that this kid will be proud for a long time."

"Girl Iron Man, don't talk nonsense, come and help boy Iron Man." Tony greeted him warmly.

The author has something to say: important point: don't feed the dog indiscriminately, the article is only in the form of Animagus, the dog will die if it eats indiscriminately.

There should be no battle scenes in the next chapter, and it feels a bit like the plot of London's strategy in the first volume.

It should end quickly, and then write after the war.

However, after I finished writing, I found that the protagonist has not been exposed yet. I know everyone will be disappointed... But I really wrote it seriously, and I didn't deal with it, and I didn't pour water, but he just didn't expose 2333333333

PS. There is no big bug in the battle logic, so don’t research it. I guess it has nothing to do with the original plot. The plot of this article is simple. This is the author’s cheating for them!How happy everyone is.