The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

If only I hadn't stopped by that remote workshop to buy some chocolate on a whim before getting on the plane.

If you listened to Jarvis and carried that motherfucker pink armor with you.

But it's too late to say anything now.

Daniel was lying next to a trash can in a small alley, carefully hiding his body under a pile of discarded old newspapers.

About 50 meters away from him, two vampires in long dark cloaks with hoods were standing.

"Lost it?" An indifferent female voice asked with a bit of displeasure.

"Jane, don't be angry, that person is not our target." A deep male voice said, "Felix will definitely kill that newborn vampire successfully."

"Don't mention those newborns, they are really a bunch of waste." The girl named Jane in a cloak said sharply: "A group of vampires were wiped out by humans. I have never heard a more ridiculous joke than this."

"Thinking about it, it's not surprising. I heard that the leader is an 'Avenger', the one who ran away just now. Moreover, the maker of those newborns is a crazy woman."

The male voice continued with a very cold attitude: "The newborns are uneducated, behave rough, and have no discipline. They only use brute force like wild animals. Destroying them is like besieging a herd of wild animals. There is nothing strange about it. "

"I hope they can bring some surprises to the Karen family."

Jane said in a regretful tone, "That's the end of it. The Avengers you mean? Those superheroes who have recently appeared in New York?"

"Yes. So, let's call it a day. Don't tree the Volturi with unnecessary enemies," the male voice whispered.

"The Volturi are not afraid of any enemies." Jane's voice became cold and lifeless.

She scanned the surroundings slowly with her eyes: "Ah Luo might be interested in that escaped wizard."

As soon as she finished speaking, a gust of wind suddenly passed by her ears.

Daniel felt that the old newspaper covering his body was suddenly lifted off.

"Tsk." Jane looked at the white puppy under the old newspaper: "It's a dog."

"Don't pay attention to that little thing, let's go home, Jane." The male voice persuaded again.

"Well, I want to go home too." Jane replied coldly.

Then, the two vampires wearing dark cloaks quietly disappeared like ghosts.

Hidden under the newspaper, the white puppy who looked like a Samoyed puppy and had a natural smile on his lips immediately relaxed.

He sprawled on the ground with his limbs wide open, showing a humanized expression of relief: "Wow (Jarvis, what should we do?)"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Black."

The artificial intelligence Jarvis, which was temporarily stored on Daniel's Avenger watch, replied apologetically in an elegant British accent: "Sir has installed nearly 5000 language packs for me, but unfortunately, there is no dog language among them. .”

Daniel raised his furry paws depressedly, and covered his face with a slap.

It started before he got on the plane.

Because of the good cooperation with the Seattle Police Department, and because he has always been willing to communicate with the government, when he was about to bring a slightly threatening vampire back to New York, the relevant departments immediately opened the door for convenience.

I just learned that there was a military helicopter flying directly to New York at four o'clock in the afternoon. After a little coordination, they agreed to pick up these two people.

Because the departure time was later, Daniel temporarily decided to buy some special products to take back and give them as gifts for everyone.

He took the blond vampire boy named Riley to a famous chocolate workshop nearby.

When passing through a remote alley.

The two were surrounded by four vampires wearing dark cloaks.

They claim to be from the Volturi family, and their positions are probably equivalent to the police in the vampire world.

They asked Daniel to hand over the newborn vampire Riley, and then they would kill the newborn who broke the rules in accordance with the internal rules, or laws, of the vampire world.

'This is really bad. '

Daniel thought hard.

He does judge the situation a lot of the time.

But anyone who really knows him knows that he is actually a very principled person.

Facing those four powerful vampires, Daniel rejected their request very simply.

"I can't hand him over to you." He said calmly, "Because I promised others to take this child back to New York. Moreover, you didn't come when the Seattle incident was worst. Now that the matter is resolved, but Are you going to jump out and command?"

He said calmly, "Unfortunately, no matter whether he is a human or a vampire, it is up to me to decide whether he lives or dies, and it has nothing to do with you."

The girl named Jane has a very pretty face.

After listening to these words, she suddenly showed an angelic smile towards Daniel.

Daniel instantly felt a burning sensation. Every blood vessel and every inch of skin seemed to be burned by the fire. He bit his lower lip, not to be outdone, and returned a blazing spell.

Even though they were extremely powerful vampires, they were still afraid of the damage of the flames, and they subconsciously avoided the spell.

At the same time, the ability that the girl named Jane used on Daniel was successfully interrupted.

The scene was tense for a while.

Daniel has always been very self-aware. He thinks he is not the kind of fool who hits a stone with a pebble. After realizing that the enemy is strong and we are weak, he quietly untied the blond boy Riley's binding magic and told him to seize the opportunity and run away.

Then, after barely holding on for a while, and after two or three more fights, the two of them started to flee separately.

So, people really can't be soft-hearted.

In order to give the blond boy Riley enough chances to escape.

Daniel didn't just walk away, but started to apparate in short distances.

He hung the two vampires all the way and ran for several streets.

After the mana was about to be exhausted, and after estimating the time, it was confirmed that Riley had either escaped successfully, or had finished playing...

He calculated his remaining magic power, gritted his teeth and used a spell he least liked to use - Animagus, to escape the pursuit of the two fast vampires.

As for why he doesn't like this spell...

You can tell by looking at his current state, this form is really not powerful enough.

In the family crest of the Black family, there are two very conspicuous magic dogs on both sides of the five-pointed star, dagger, and shield.

Thus, for wizards of House Black origin, the most common form of the Animagus state is that of a dog.

But at first Daniel thought that even if he would not become a dog with a huge body like Sirius, he should still be a majestic and somewhat lethal hound.

Unfortunately, however, his Animagus state is a white puppy resembling a Samoyed.

Perfect natural affinity, slightly curved lips, always smiling, the legendary smiling angel Samoyed.

'How does this make me go out and meet people? '

'It is said that this thing has something to do with the personality form... Could it be that I am such a silly pet dog who has not grown up all day long? '

'Not as good as Sirius' big ugly black dog. '

After the above intense ideological struggle.

During the four or five years since Daniel learned this spell, he hasn't performed another transformation.

In addition, there is another reason to be more cheating.

The reason is: every time he turns into an Animagus form, he can't change back in a short time!

'Artificial things are not as useful as pure natural things. '

Daniel often teases himself like this in bitterness.

The forcibly combined two bloodlines have made it difficult for his body to maintain a balanced state.

But animal bodies are different from human bodies.

So every time as an Animagus form, this balance will be broken.

A very strange phenomenon.

When he was a human, the magic power prevailed. Although it was a little bit hard, but he calculated the amount of magic power in his heart, he could barely cast magic, but it was a little harder, more laborious, and faster than others.

But once it becomes an Animagus state, the magic power becomes insufficient.

Therefore, there will be a situation where there is no magic power and you cannot change back to a human being.

Therefore, he needs to accumulate magic power slowly, ranging from a week to as long as a month before he can accumulate enough magic power to change back.

But in contrast, in the state of Animagus, the power of another bloodline has the upper hand.

The good news is that even as a Samoyed puppy who can only giggle, he is not an ordinary Samoyed puppy, but a Samoyed puppy that can emit orange flames!

Do you feel excited? !

Do you feel excited? !

Excited P ah!

Excited P ah!

What's the use of this shit?

You can't teleport back to New York.

"Wow, woof (my patron saint is obviously a bird with wings and can fly, why is an Animagus a dog that can't walk stably?)"

Daniel complained angrily, trying to stand up, but he hadn't used this form for a long time, his four legs were shaking a little, and he couldn't walk very well.

"Mr. Black, please don't forget me." Jarvis reminded quickly.

Daniel just remembered and turned around, picked up the Avenger watch that had been dropped to the ground hastily before due to sudden deformation, and managed to put it on his small neck.

"Wow woof (Jarvis, do you think I can get on a plane?)"

"Mr. Black, are you expressing that you want to eat bones?" Jarvis asked speculatively.

"Wow woof (eat your bastard's bones, find a way to get back to New York!)"

"Please wait a moment, I'll go search for "Common Pet Body Language Analysis"."

Mr. Artificial Intelligence, who is dedicated to his duties, patiently tries to interpret the other party's language.

"Wow!!! (Jarvis, you wait, I will uninstall you when I get back)"

"Barking incessantly? Is this hoping to get the owner's attention? I'm sorry, Mr. Black. I'm just an artificial intelligence, artificial intelligence...probably not a pet owner."

Jarvis paused in the middle, his voice full of apology and loss.

Daniel turned over directly, pretending to be dead on all fours: "Wow! (You lost a P! Fuck, I really want to vomit blood!)"

"Mr. Black, do you want to call Sir for help?"

"Wow, woof, woof (yes, yes, yes!)"

"You mean... don't you want to? This is difficult."

"Wow, woof, woof (willing, willing, willing!)"

"Okay, I'll follow your orders!" Jarvis turned off the communication.

"..."

Meanwhile, in the Avengers Tower.

Tony, who successfully completed Scovia's mission, is working with Dr. Banner around Loki's scepter, trying to create the so-called 'global peace defense initial machine - Ultron'.

"Sir."

At this time, Jarvis's elegant voice sounded slightly hesitant.

"What's wrong?" Tony asked while looking at the data on the screen.

"My backup system, the clone you put on Mr. Black's side, Jarvis 2 seems to have a serious failure."

"what?"

"Yeah, I'm not sure...but he's been sending me a really weird message."

"what's the message?"

"Mr. Black turned into a dog."

"..."

Tony spent 5 minutes with a blank face, programmed an anti-virus software, and asked Jarvis to pass it to Jarvis No. 2.

He also joked with great interest: "Could it be that artificial intelligence will also suffer from dementia because of being too old? I'm so sorry, Jarvis, should I give you a pension and let you retire? ?”

"I am younger than you, Sir."

While transmitting the antivirus software, Jarvis responded politely to Tony: "You created me."

"Tony, haven't you finished the calculation yet? Everyone is here." Dr. Banner called him from the door.

"I'm coming right now, there are a few variables that I haven't figured out... However, for the talented Tony Stark, it's not a problem... At least it's not a big problem... Okay!"

Tony replied casually, while quickly sorting out the dense rows of data on the screen: "Jarvis, let me know if there is any progress."

"Okay, Sir." Jarvis said faithfully as always: "I wish you a good time."

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On the other side, the bitter Daniel finally let Jarvis understand what he meant, and started to contact Tony.

"A good news and a bad news." Jarvis said unhurriedly.

"Wow woof (don't talk nonsense, say it quickly!)"

"The good news is, Mr. Black, I have successfully contacted Jarvis No. 1, my body."

Jarvis No. 2, temporarily parked in the Avengers watch, said in an elegant British accent: "The bad news is that Sir doesn't seem to believe the information I sent, and he sent me an anti-virus software."

"Wow woof (that bastard! keep in touch keep in touch keep in touch!)"

Two 10 minutes later.

"Very sad news, Mr. Black."

Jarvis said in a low voice: "No. 1 disappeared after being maliciously attacked, and I can't contact him at all now."

"Wow (what the hell!)"

"Are you comforting me?" The kind artificial intelligence said happily to the Samoyed dog: "Don't worry, Mr. Black, I will be with you and I won't disappear."

Daniel sighed helplessly, and subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked the screen of the watch. After realizing his behavior, he was in a bad mood, and a bitter expression appeared on that smiling face .

"Thank you for your kindness, Mr. Black."

Jarvis, who kept reading "The Meaning of Pet Dog Body Language" on the Internet, interpreted this behavior as friendly.

And, he added in a very considerate way: "All Stark's electronic products are extremely waterproof, so you don't have to worry about hurting me."

Daniel tilted his head, really wondering whether he should be happy that "in the heart of artificial intelligence Jarvis, he is actually an extremely kind and friendly person".

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When the Avengers kept arguing about the "global peace defense initial machine - Ultron" and were hunted down by the Iron Legion all the way, the pure white Samoyed was at the airport, patiently checking himself in.

The airline staff in charge of pet consignment received him with a shocked and messy expression.

From the very beginning, the little Samoyed was a standout in line.

Generally, passengers who check pets are mostly pet lovers.

They usually take their pets with them wherever they go and consider them part of the family.

So, when I see such a beautiful Samoyed puppy with a smile on its face, it does not fight or grab, and sits in line seriously, and occasionally a child comes to touch 'it', and gives it a gentle gaze without making a fuss (Daniel: No, that's clearly the angry stare of 'go away') It's hard not to look at 'it'.

In short, although 'it' is very 'low-key', it still attracts the attention of all passengers queuing up to check in their pets.

They whisper behind 'it': 'Is this dog a Samoyed puppy?But why are the eyes blue? ';' Still seeing a dog with blue eyes for the first time, is it a new breed? ';'It looks so obedient and cute! ';'Why didn't he see his master? ';'Is it to help his master line up? ';'I really want to raise one';'It must be a very expensive kind' and similar discussions.

Some passengers who had plenty of time even stood in the side and watched the Samoyed, waiting for the mysterious owner to appear.

However, let them 'disappoint'.

When it was Samoyed's turn, the mysterious owner still didn't show up.

However, what happened next did not disappoint everyone.

Because a dog can't jump up like a cat, everyone clearly saw that 'it' supported itself on its hind legs clumsily, stood up, its small body wobbled, and almost fell down.

Then, 'it' placed a bag in its mouth in front of them.

There are more and more passengers watching the excitement around.

"Uh..." The dedicated staff looked around in confusion.

Then, he lowered his head patiently and asked him, "little thing, where is your master?"

Daniel stretched out his front paws with a blank face (in the eyes of outsiders, it was just a smile), patted the bag, and pushed it towards the staff with great effort.

The staff raised their eyebrows suspiciously, slowly opened the bag, and scanned it briefly: the rabies immunization certificate, the quarantine certificate... Oh, and the shipping address written in advance, the consignee's name, phone number...

(Thanks to the omnipotent Jarvis, the forgery speed is superb.)

That's fine, that's normal, it's a self-checking dog.

"Uh... OK, your documents are complete."

The staff looked at the dog with an extremely complicated expression, and asked it jokingly: "But, do you plan to fill out the consignment form yourself?"

The pure white Samoyed puppy, squatting there, continued to look at him with a bewildered smile (expressionless).

The staff quietly breathed a sigh of relief in their hearts: It doesn't seem to be possible, and it's not too bad.

However, after tilting its head and thinking about it for a while, this "spirited" Samoyed stood up again with difficulty, stretched out its front paws, and pulled out a small bag from the pile of documents.

The staff opened the bag again, and there were some loose dollars in it.

"Ha, is this for me?" the staff asked in surprise.

Amid everyone's amazed voices, Samoyed continued to squat there with a calm smile (with no expression on his face), and nodded slightly.

The staff member was completely convinced, he laughed, and jokingly said to Samoyed: "Little guy, it seems that you have mastered the highest behavior rules in this world! Befold, evenkingstakeofftheirhats."

While helping Samoyed fill out the consignment form, he curiously studied whose dog it was?

When he carefully checked the consignee's name this time, he found that it was actually the famous Tony Stark!

He subconsciously stopped writing, and looked at the Samoyed carefully again.

Daniel looks at him and gives him a friendly smile (with no expression on his face).

"It seems that superhero dogs are also very different." The young staff member who was greatly stimulated sighed.

Then, more professionally and neatly, Samoyed quickly completed the check-in procedures.

This pure white Samoyed puppy got into the flight box obediently and proactively (early death and early birth), and began to wait for the plane to take off without making any noise (too weak).

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"Mr. Black, you should really listen to me and prepare some food in advance."

After there was no one around, Jarvis said softly in a low British accent: "The journey is long, and hunger is not easy for your current physical growth."

"Wow woof (shut up, Jarvis, I don't eat dog food)."

"Sorry, I still can't understand what you said. But it is said on the Internet that puppies as big as you need to be hugged, touched and kissed by their owners. I'm sorry, but I can't satisfy you well at the moment."

Jarvis said gently: "However, don't worry. I have a huge database. When I return to New York, I can still manipulate the armor made by Sir. In the days to come, I will definitely take good care of your armor." Help you feed, take you out to play, and even do beauty treatment, I will definitely make your hair beautiful, teeth white, healthy, and run freely in the Avengers Building."

Daniel smiled (actually in a daze) listening to Jarvis whispering in his ear.

'Why does it feel like this damn artificial intelligence becomes so excited after it turns into a dog? '

'This must not be an illusion! ! ! ! '

'TMD complete program failure, right? !Tony Stark has never built a reliable thing! '

'In these days, does artificial intelligence want to keep pets? '

'Come on, get someone to fix him up!Format, uninstall, don't let him babble in my ears. '

at the same time,

The Avengers have all evacuated the Avengers Building, and they are trying every means to confront Ultron's Iron Legion.

So, poor Daniel doesn't know yet, even if he checked himself to the Avengers Building in New York, it would be of no use.

Because, he is about to face the embarrassing situation of "flying for several hours hungry", "the consignee is not at home, and no one answers the phone", "no one signs for it, and the goods are returned".