The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Before coming to Azkaban, Daniel also tried to outline in his mind the portrait of Sirius, a legendary figure, and some expressions that might appear...

For example, he may still be crazy, but his brows are still full of sadness and wildness like "the cold wizard with blood-stained robes" in the photo on the front page of the "Daily Prophet"; maybe he has finally faded away from his youthful frivolity , the melancholy and sad tortured by the prison life of the past few years; or maybe he secretly endured the humiliation, but still calm-headed, a brave and fearless lone hero?

But in the end, it turned out that these imaginations were a bit too much.

Because, no one can still maintain the old demeanor and look in the prison where the dementors gather.

Sirius sat alone on the dirt-covered ground, ragged, yellow and emaciated.He looked like a dirty zombie just dug out of the ground, wrapped in a shroud, filled with the breath of death, and his tall and thin skeleton, which was no different from a skeleton, poked on the ground blankly... It is expected to live for another ten years, put on the black cloak, and he can directly play the dementor.

As for the expressions... Well, silence, numbness, hopelessness, despair, sadness... In short, it is a large collection of all negative emotions.

"To be honest, I'm quite disappointed." Daniel said with a pun.

He expressed his opinion unhappily to several Ministry of Magic employees who came with him, "This condition is too bad, the air is dirty and the temperature is cold..."

The accompanying staff of the Ministry of Magic had no choice but to remind them with a disheveled face: "Little Mr. Black, this is a prison."

"But even if it is a prison, don't criminals in the British wizarding world have no human rights?"

Daniel was still yelling, "At least a few clean changes of clothes, simple and nutritious food, and a public toilet by the way should be necessary."

"They are criminals." A small staff member of the Ministry of Magic took a deep breath nervously, and replied in a slightly frightened tone, "Very vicious criminals."

The dark dementors outside, although not approaching, but the coldness can almost freeze the human blood instantly, and the feeling of all the happiness disappearing is really nervous and uncomfortable.

The voices of these little staff couldn't help but tremble, almost as nervous as house elves.

"Okay, okay!" Daniel raised his hands in annoyance, in a gesture of surrender.

He has already seen the 'impatient' of these wizards, they obviously want to leave this ghost place early, in order to avoid unnecessary conflicts, Daniel thinks some things are best left to talk about.

But to be honest, Sirius now looks like a pile of garbage, smells like stinky socks that have not been washed for many days, sitting there silently, except for the sound of panting, he is simply a corpse that is about to rot... …

That's it... It's a bit challenging to approach him directly.

But there is one advantage, his extremely sloppy image at least guarantees the privacy of the conversation between the two.

Those small employees in the Auror Office of the Ministry of Magic who came over and played the role of 'surveillance' looked pampered.

They couldn't accept the situation in front of them, and each of them looked disgusted and refused to approach.

They just wanted to stand in the corridor, gather together, and look at the dementors outside, with pale faces, panicked expressions, and kept walking and circling in circles, as if they could resist the dementors in this way.

They didn't want to enter that smelly cell, and they weren't in the mood to pay attention to the conversation between Daniel and Sirius, they just wanted to leave quickly.

"Hi, Sirius, I'm Daniel. Daniel Black, your distant cousin." Daniel introduced himself briefly, and tried his best to show a bright smile.

However, behind him, there is an overwhelming dark background (dementors...JPG), and the screaming, roaring and crying BGM in the cell next door...it is quite spectacular.

"Although we met for the first time, I have known you for a long time..."

"Some say you deserve to die a hundred times (ordinary wizard folk), some say you're a vicious murderer (Old Barty), some say you're a cranky Chimera (Lucius), some say you're a damned thousand The stupid traitor of the first time (Professor Snape), and someone who said 'he was a good boy and turned out to be a bad boy' (Mrs Weasley)."

He babbled and expressed all kinds of ideas in his heart: "So, this meeting', I really, really look forward to it for a long, long time. Although there are slightly unsatisfactory things... For example, are you How did you make yourself look like you were beaten by a hundred dementors, wait, why are you glaring at me? What's wrong? What's wrong? Did I accidentally tell the truth?"

"Oh!" He deliberately covered his mouth, pretending to imitate some women with nervous breakdown: "Merlin, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I can keep it a secret, I can keep it a secret, oh, I swear..."

Sirius's brain, which had stopped functioning a bit, was made even more dizzy by this guy in front of him.

He subconsciously raised his hand and stroked his forehead vigorously, as if he suspected that he was in a disgusting hallucination created by a dementor.

At this time, Daniel's voice was still whispering in his ear: "But in general, the conditions are barely enough, and the popular elements are quite complete... isolated islands, 'monsters' (dementors) ), the fortress, the wizard, and you...my dearest cousin...look, this is a typical Disney 'wrecked princess' genre, wonder if I have the honor of being a knight myself..."

— This person is real, not an illusion!

——Princess in distress, damn it!This guy is mocking me?

After drawing the above two conclusions, it is difficult to describe Sirius' ugly and annoyed face at this moment in words.

If his frozen brain was still responding, it would probably only respond to four letters: 'FUCK! '

It's a pity that during his long childhood, the Black family didn't teach him to swear; and in his bustling 'F4 (robber)' school career, he occasionally bullied his classmates, obviously he didn't need too many swearing words.

Therefore, facing the almost ridiculing words in front of him, he instinctively didn't think of any curse words for a while.

After a while, he used a hoarse voice to slowly and sarcastically said: "When did a clown appear in the Black family?"

"After my dad handed over all the family property to you and made me hungry."

"what?"

"My dad is Alphard."

Daniel's words are very powerful. In fact, fighting father is really effective.

这个曾被阿尔法德布莱克无比喜爱、甚至交付全部家产的亲侄子——小天狼星布莱克，脸上那种暴躁的，恨不得扑上去揍他一拳的表情，一下子消失了，就好像被一针戳Like a broken balloon, it deflated in an instant.

"Uh... Uncle Alphard..."

His lips parted with some difficulty, his expression was very complicated, and he felt a little guilty, which was not obvious at all, "He...is he okay?"

"I've already gone to see Merlin." Daniel didn't show much grief.

He continued to follow his jumping thoughts with a blank face and said: "I hated you when I was young, because of you, I was very poor at first. But then Alphard said 'a real man must support himself', I I was relieved in an instant. After all, you are the 'princess' of the Black family, so you are different from me."

'Princess? '

Sirius' expression immediately became a little grim.

"By the way, before I came here, I already appealed to the Wizengamot, and I am going to retry your case..." Daniel continued.

'What?What? '

Sirius didn't keep up with his train of thought, and was momentarily stunned.

"You heard me right. I'm asking the Ministry of Magic to re-examine your case. I know you didn't do those things, and you're not a Death Eater, and there's no need to stay in such a bad place." He said straight to the point.

"As far as I can tell, you're still sane, and you haven't been turned into an idiot by the dementors. So, before I get impatient with this damn environment, hurry up! Give me the truth Let me tell you about it, if there is evidence, let me tell you sooner, I will find a way to win this lawsuit, and after proving your innocence, I will let you leave this damn place completely..."

"Uncle Alphard's remaining property is in the Gringotts 711 vault."

"what?"

"I will return the property you deserve." Sirius covered his face with his hands, he seemed a little excited, but he didn't want others to see it, and his tone was still calm.

"What do you mean?" Daniel asked a little confused.

Then, he puffed out his chest, put on a showy posture, and said in a reserved tone: "Ha... Did I forget to tell you, in fact, the Black family is mine now, and I am the current head of the Black family. "

However, Sirius just glanced over and didn't care at all, and even showed a little disdainful smile on his face, "Who wants that crap!"

His deep-set gray eye sockets stared blankly at the dementors not far away, and he shivered coldly when he was stimulated by the chill, but he said coldly, "...this is what I deserve .”

"Do you feel great?"

Daniel got angry from his heart, and directly gave him a middle finger, "Motherfucker! Do you know what you look like now? A pile of shit... But since you think it's good to be here, I won't force it. I heard You still have a godson, not bad. For your sake, I will adopt him and take good care of him. By the way, I will send him to Professor Snape to study Potions. How about being an apprentice? These days, for an orphan For me, a skill is very important, it is beneficial to make a living in the future..."

His words were suddenly interrupted, the lifeless Sirius suddenly jumped up from the ground, punched him hard on the bridge of the nose, and then pinned him down on the ground.

"Don't touch Harry!"

Sirius said word by word in a hoarse voice, he pressed his knees hard on Daniel's abdomen, and his bones hurt.

With one hand, he grabbed the clothes on the opponent's chest, and from the deep-set gray eye sockets, a fierce light that was almost like a desperado burst out, "Otherwise, I will kill you!"