The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

"Do you want a gold Loki, or a silver Loki?"

Godric said this in an obviously playful tone.

According to his original plan, he just planned to follow the idea of ​​that wayward boy Loki, to play tricks on this big man, to see how anxious and annoyed he was, but he didn't know what to choose, and then let him make a big and small ugly Never mind……

After all, Godric is still a good guy at heart.He is not as vindictive and defensive as Salazar Slytherin, and he is not so good at Loki, who is self-willed and bad-hearted, who has a bit of a stink with Salazar.

The help this time was purely out of kindness, in order to prevent Salazar from really turning Loki's innocent brother into a frog or something.

It's a pity that he really doesn't know Sol well.

In fact, when Godric said the teasing words for the second time, Thor gripped the hammer tightly.

Standing in front of the magic water mirror, Loki, who was originally annoyed but knew Thor very well, subconsciously let out a low curse: "Damn (it's over)!"

He immediately turned around, strode two long legs, and hurried out.

Salazar subconsciously raised his hand and grabbed his arm: "My friend, where are you going?"

"Go and stop Thor from smashing Godric into a cake." Loki said quickly.

"What?" Salazar asked blankly.

"Sol, a reckless guy, never accepts threats." Loki said in a complicated tone.

Sure enough, the next moment, Sol in the magic water mirror suddenly grinned, revealing a very rare bright smile.

Then, he made a move suddenly, rushed forward three steps, and slammed the grinning Godric into the air with one blow of the hammer.

Caught off guard, Godric vomited blood from the smashed mouth, and his internal organs were almost displaced.

He fell heavily on the ground not far away, and made a big hole. After a long while, he crawled out of the hole in embarrassment, leaned on the ground with one hand, shook his dizzy head, and laughed angrily: "good!"

However, Sol did not stop there. He raised the hammer, and the red cloak flew violently. There was a burst of lightning and thunder in the air. He swung the hammer suddenly, and a huge lightning bolt struck his head...

Godric frowned subconsciously, and apparated hastily. At the same time, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he threw two portraits towards Sol, distracting the other's attention and trying to divert the time.

But the point is, those two portraits... are really a gold Loki and a silver Loki.

With a wave of his hand, Thor smashed one of them with a hammer, but when he saw clearly what he smashed, his anger value obviously rose to overflowing state along with the two clumsy portraits of Loki.

"No one can challenge a god!"

While chasing Godric, he gritted his teeth and shouted word by word: "Give me back Loki."

"Big man, Loki doesn't belong to you." Godric stood not far away and said sternly.

Immediately afterwards, he slowly drew out the sword at his waist, his jewel-like blue eyes stared at Sol, flashing a heroic fighting spirit.Although most of the time, Salazar would ridicule him for not being an elegant wizard in battle, but in his opinion, cold weapons belonged to men's romance.

'Dangling' The crisp sound of fierce collision of swords and hammers sounded, and the two men quickly fought together.

Compared with the "bloody storm" and "Kimei will play off again" here, the couple over there are participating in a wild survival program in the forest (no)...

Because of avoiding the chasing and killing of ignorant villagers, the two ran all the way into an unfamiliar forest, and decided not to show their faces in crowded places for a short time until they figured out the situation.

But it is a pity that the two people seem to have little knowledge of wild survival, especially in this era that is obviously different from modern times, many plants are very strange.

Fortunately, both of them are very optimistic.

Daniel held up a half-green fruit and asked, "Guess, can this thing be eaten?"

"Uh... how about you turn into a rabbit and try poison?" Tony made a very smart suggestion.

Daniel rolled his eyes: "The magic rabbit doesn't eat."

"Then I can't help it. There is a specialization in art, baby! Your man is not an expert in botany." Tony shrugged his shoulders and said simply.

"It's so rare, I used to think that you would feel that you are omnipotent." Daniel said with his head tilted.

"Thank you for the compliment." Tony smiled without shame and said, "Actually, when Jarvis was by my side, I also felt that I was omnipotent. But I didn't bring him with me. In recent years, he has also grown older. It's not suitable to take him with you, such intense activities like traveling through time and space that I don't know if it is dangerous."

Daniel couldn't help but laugh.

While continuing to pluck through the lush plants, looking for something edible, he casually asked, "Speaking of Jarvis, has he been secretly ordering dog food lately?"

"More than that, he also opened a small account behind my back."

Tony frowned and said: "That small account spends a small amount of money every day, which is specially used to buy canned dogs and dog toys. You still remember, um... yes, you used it to deceive little Lukes , The disobedient white Samoyed that caused him to cry? Jarvis didn’t send it away according to our order, but secretly carried it behind my back and kept it in the building. He got a separate one for it The room is full of fat and fat, and the belly is sticking to the floor... I didn't notice it at first, until I smelled the smell of the cleaning robot... It's really smelly and a little hard to describe."

With a complicated expression, he slapped his hand back and forth between his nose, as if he accidentally recalled the unbearable smell: "Honestly, I really don't understand why he, an artificial intelligence, wants to raise a dog? You I think he is a program disorder, or is he dementia, or is he just crazy? Should I kill him? Or format..."

"Hey, wait, you can't do that to Jarvis."

Daniel immediately protested, "There's nothing wrong with him, it's just that he has a little hobby."

"Of course, of course, this is not unusual. An AI that likes to raise dogs, an AI that has personal hobbies! It's better than an AI that wants to rule the world." Tony muttered.

Then, he continued to argue: "Yes, of course I didn't do that, and I can't do that. He has been with me for many years, and I can't format him because of his little hobby! But, for his This is a little personal hobby, so I have to upgrade all the cleaning robots in the building to ensure that they have some deodorizing functions in addition to cleaning. By the way, let them help Jarvis walk the dog when they are idle and not working. A redundant function... God, you don't know, it took a lot of my precious time."

"But Jarvis should be very happy." Daniel blinked his smiling blue eyes and said affectionately, "He must feel the same as me. Tony is the best person in the world."

"Yeah, he happily deleted all the F drives in his possession in front of me." With a smile, Tony looked back at Daniel gently with those big beautiful chocolate-colored eyes.

"F drive, what is that?" Daniel asked curiously.

"Some of my dancing videos..." Tony replied simply.

"Just dancing?" Daniel was extremely suspicious.

"Maybe I accidentally fell down, or got sprayed with some powder fire extinguishing agent... Well, in short, it's not so handsome, but still very handsome. In this regard, Jarvis's aesthetics have always been relatively poor. .”

"It's a pity."

"No, no! It's not a pity at all, thank you."

"However, when do you think we will find something to eat?" Daniel stopped chatting, turned his head while clutching his stomach, and said bitterly, "I'm so hungry that I miss the ones Jarvis ordered. Delicious dog food."

Tony raised his eyebrows, touched the delicately trimmed beard on his chin, and blinked his eyes in thought: "I actually have an idea."

"what?"

"You turn into a few rabbits first."

"Hey, I've already said it, rabbits can't be eaten! Magic just changes its shape, but its essence remains the same." Daniel explained again.

"But in the eyes of all the outside world, it's just a rabbit," Tony said.

"But that's useless, it can't be eaten, Tony." Daniel continued to say patiently.

"But other animals don't think so..." Tony rolled his eyes slyly: "If there is a nest of rabbits running freely, tell me, will there be wild beasts to hunt these rabbits?"

"What do you mean?" Daniel's eyes lit up immediately.

"We don't catch small animals." Tony waved his hands vigorously and said, "If we want to play, we will play with a big one."

An hour later, they managed to...grill an eagle that Ms. Rowena Ravenclaw had let out for hunting.

When they were pointed at by a group of wizards with their wands, Tony was still complaining aggrievedly: "This matter is really too wronged, too wronged! That bird is not fat at all, it is difficult to eat, especially It doesn't taste good anywhere... Oh my god, meat that can't be chewed, and hard bones, if it's used for stewing soup, it will probably be better."

Standing among the group of wizards, the leading Rowena Ravenclaw raised his eyebrows angrily.

Beside her, another gentle lady was holding her arm affectionately, stroking her back back and forth with the other hand, as if trying to calm her emotions.

Daniel raised his hands and said beside him crying, "Tony, I beg you, don't say it."