The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Breaking up a couple you just met is actually quite simple.

If the agents of the British Intelligence Agency were to do it, those handsome men and beauties who have received the highest-level "seduction technique" tutorials and know how to use their own advantages to defraud information at any time will be able to teach everyone in minutes how to successfully intervene with a third party , How to efficiently and successfully dig into the corner' teaching course.

However, Daniel has always regarded himself as a skilled worker and a support worker, and sneered at the direct and rough (in fact, he couldn't learn it at all) methods.

So he resorted to a very clever (and shameless) ruse.

The movie theater is the largest gathering place for couples, and at the entrance of the movie theater, every night, countless underage children come to earn pocket money.

Carrying flower baskets, they intercept couples one by one, like little robbers, eagerly selling: "Sir, buy a bouquet of flowers for your beautiful girlfriend!"

At this time, whether it is for face or for love, most men will have to contribute their wallets.

Daniel found six or seven children, ranging in age from four to five to eight or nine years old, with different skin colors. Each made a small deal of five pounds, with a deposit of two pounds. GBP.

So, when Dr. Watson said to the beautiful woman beside him, "successfully told a joke, made the beautiful woman laugh uncontrollably, and began to fantasize that I will definitely have a pleasant night tonight".

The seven or eight children rushed out at the same time like a derailed locomotive, hugged his thigh tightly, and shouted in unison: Dad!

Everyone nearby was stunned!

"Dad, Dad, don't you want us?"

"Daddy, are you looking for a new mother?"

"Father, you have lived with your mother for half a month, why are you still not married?"

"Dad, Dad, although Mom has a bad personality and always likes to run around, you can't betray him."

"Dad, Dad, look at my curly hair and think about Mom!"

(Mycroft: Is that a black kid? Assistant Miss: Yes... Besides, two men can't have a baby. Sir, please stop thinking about it.)

"Father... Daddy... woo... Mum spends all the money and spends it all. I have no money to spend. Can you give me a pound?"

(Daniel: The last sentence with a crying voice is definitely not taught by me!)

Poor Dr. Watson was bewildered by a series of 'dad dads'. This honest little military doctor seemed to have been raped three hundred times by life.

At the beginning, he kept retorting: "I'm not your father...I'm not..."

Immediately afterwards, he desperately explained to his girlfriend: "Susan, listen to me...I don't know them...really...trust me..."

In the end, when facing his girlfriend whose expression changed dramatically and turned away without hesitation, he wanted to catch up with him, but the little devils hugging his thigh successfully fixed him in place...

He could only look pitifully at the direction in which his girlfriend left, stretched his arms, but only got a back view...

A black young man next to him looked at so many children of different ages and skin colors around him, and he was amazed.

After sneaking a glance at the doctor's lower thirds with his eyes, he poked the petrified doctor, gave the poor doctor a thumbs up, and sincerely praised, "Brother, you are really capable. "

"Damnit!"

No matter how honest a person is, his lungs will be blown up, and Dr. Watson uttered a great curse.

He was about to grab a kid and ask 'what the hell are you guys? '

The group of little devils who had achieved their goals looked at each other, and dispersed in an instant, running in all directions, and soon disappeared among the crowd.

Dr. Watson stood frozen in the middle of the square in front of the cinema, like a helpless and confused Teddy. He looked around with a very pitiful expression.

But it was... really... well done!

Daniel clutched his stomach, almost dying of laughter.

At the same time, Mr. Mycroft Holmes was seriously consulting the assistant lady: "How could someone be fooled by such a clumsy, see-through scheme?"

Indeed, there are seven or eight children of different ages and skin colors. As long as you think about it seriously, you will know that this is definitely not something that normal men can do.

"Sir, people are always easily swayed by emotions, especially when they are angry. Once this happens, they will lose their sanity and their IQ will drop." The assistant also answered seriously.

"Tsk, a bunch of brainless goldfish." Mycroft commented contemptuously, and then he smiled again: "However, sometimes it is better to use the goldfish method when dealing with goldfish. It is a bit dramatic, but the goal is achieved Just like..."

He quickly stopped this comment about 'goldfish', tilted his head slightly, and asked, "Is it recorded?"

"Yes, sir!" the omnipotent assistant replied without interruption: "360-degree recording without dead ends."

"Let the technical department make an edit, and give Dr. Watson a few more beautiful close-up shots, and then add a BGM, subtitles, special effects, etc., and send them to my mailbox tomorrow morning."

"Okay, sir."

Ignore a younger brother's 'unique love younger brother' approach.

Daniel was holding a wallet, and was paying the children 'commissions' in a hidden and narrow alley.

He also added an extra pound to the kid who was 'smart, knew how to add his own lines, and asked Dr. Watson for money' for his outstanding performance.

"This is quite interesting." A male voice suddenly sounded, startling Daniel. He turned around and signaled to the children that they could leave, while looking intently at the person coming.

It was a man dressed in ordinary clothes at first glance, but if you look closely, you will find that the details are exquisite.

Under the gray short-sleeved T-shirt, you can faintly see the muscular chest muscles. The eyebrows are neatly trimmed, the eyelashes seem to have been dyed, and the eyes are large, revealing a childlike curiosity.

He is now clasping his hands a little awkwardly. He wants to strike up a conversation but opens his eyes in embarrassment. He tries hard to find a topic: "Hey, were you playing a prank just now? I mean, that short guy can be tricked by you That's enough!"

"You are?" Daniel narrowed his blue eyes.

In fact, if you ask yourself, he is not a very talkative person, although he always pretends to be very friendly to deceive the audience, but the premise is when he is performing on the front stage, not behind the scenes after the performance.

"I just... just think that what you did is very creative." The man seemed to be more nervous by his attitude. He rubbed his hands back and forth, and then tried to show a friendly smile: "Can you give me a hand?" friend?"

Then, he held out his hand, "I'm Jim, nice to meet you."

This scene looks familiar? 【Note 1】

Daniel's eyes subconsciously shifted from his face to the outstretched hand, as if...as if...as if...maybe... bumped into another BOSS?

quite a while,

"Hi, Jim! I'm Daniel." Daniel showed a formulaic warm smile, and then held out his hand.

It's just that at the moment when the hands are clasped...

This guy named Jim, who might be a certain BOSS, bent his little finger and gently scratched his palm twice, like a naughty kitten, stretching out its paws and scratching at the tip of a person's heart.

Daniel raised his head, and the man winked playfully at him and gave him a somewhat ambiguous smile.

"Actually, you can consider someone better..."

The BOSS who was 'probably still in disguise' said in an innocent and lively tone, "Daniel, really, that short man looks straight, this is not with us. So, please don't do it for him. Sad, you look handsome and funny, there are better people waiting for you..."

'He even has little tiger teeth! '

Daniel smiled silently.

"First of all, you misunderstood." He tried his best to calmly follow the path of the boss, "I have nothing to do with that gentleman, I am just helping a friend."

Jim showed a flustered 'sorry' expression at the right time.

"Secondly, do I look gay?"

Jim showed a hurt and helpless expression again, but Daniel felt that he was about to laugh.

"Finally, who do you mean by better people?"

Daniel raised his chin a little, and a smile flashed in his blue eyes: "Are you yourself, Jim?"

The author has something to say: [Note 1] There should be no one who didn't recognize who the BOSS is, right?High IQ criminal, the famous Professor Moriarty.The "deja vu" here refers to the third episode of the first season of BBC Juanfu. At about 18 minutes, Moriarty appeared in front of Juanfu pretending to be gay.

PS. Finally, let me explain the CP problem. When I coded this article, the central line was mainly to enter the topic "Daily Life of Wizards", which was divided into two lines. The life of wizards who did not integrate into Muggle society in the early stage; Wizard life after society. I didn't think too much about the CP line. What I thought at the time was to see if the protagonist and that character are more compatible, and just let it be... Because there are many worlds in the synthesis, I considered BAU's delicious uncle (but the author's IQ is low, I guess the case is written) Not good, BAU has a lot of soy sauce and less scenes, so it’s not easy to make up), I have considered HP’s Sirius (cousin love), I have considered Voldemort, I have considered BBC’s McGregor (but I like the detective very much), and I also considered Captain America (hey, your protagonist is about to howl)... Anyway, really, I have considered many, many roles, but I have never been sure.

As a result, in this chapter, the disobedient protagonist and Professor Moriarty suddenly got together (I swear, I didn’t deliberately design such a plot), so CP is even more confusing to me (are you still the author? ??!!) But I sincerely say: I will write down the main line, CP can’t give you an accurate answer for the time being, but the character’s relationship will develop naturally (I really didn’t deliberately use gimmicks to deceive everyone, otherwise I Immediately die when you go out), anyway, there is no plot below the neck, CP or something is not important (get lost...

Finally: There is still a professor in this chapter, just another professor.