The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

These days, no one should mess with Tony Stark.

In recent weeks, almost all of Tony's enemies have subconsciously remembered the above sentence.

During the period of Daniel's disappearance, he has been wearing steel armor, flew over half of the world without stopping, and bombed three bases of traditional terrorist organizations, just because Moriarty, a bastard who didn't play according to the rules, In that academy of fine arts, he was only left with an unreliable note 'Have you ever played hide and seek?Come to us! ^_^'

Tony thought he had no interest in hide-and-seek, so he decided to do it his own way.

After investigating and sorting out all the behaviors and activities of Moriarty, or possibly Moriarty, Tony asked Jarvis to calculate through the probability, how many power organizations may be Moriarty's Yu Dang, then, he traveled thousands of miles to destroy them all in an attempt to force Moriarty out.

However, this is clearly of no use.

To this somewhat cold-blooded criminology expert, all the people under him are nothing more than pieces for him to play chess for fun, and if one or two are missing, it will not hurt at all, and he will feel nothing.

But Tony didn't stop. Jarvis had already sorted out a long list, and he decided to use the most stupid but safest method to find them one by one.

As a result, the people of New York began to frequently see the golden and red Iron Man occasionally docked on the roof of the building, biting a hamburger, while drawing and pulling in front of his eyes with his fingers. Where they could not see, the long list was going from top to top. Cross out the next ones one by one.

At the same time, Daniel is not as difficult as everyone imagined.

It was obviously impossible for Moriarty to be with him every day. Most of the time, the criminal consultant was very busy.

He always has 'guests', and these 'guests' are varied, but the same thing is that they are all full of negative emotions deep in their hearts, some are desire and ambition, and some are hatred and sadness...

And Moriarty received them happily, and happily made plans and strategies for them to solve problems.

For example, Barty Crouch Jr., who has now become the actual leader of the Death Eaters, would appear here from time to time, under the name of 'Voldemort', to discuss with Moriarty the situation in the British wizarding world.

Moriarty seemed to be very optimistic about that little Barty, and would chat with him for a long time every time.

Daniel didn't know what conspiracy he was up to, although he wanted to know very much, and wanted to notify Sirius in time to take precautions, but Moriarty borrowed a team of wizards from somewhere to guard him.

Daniel looked extremely calm, full of confidence, doing what he should do every day.

So, when Moriarty was busy with those 'works', he would sit in the room and play stand-alone games.

Three days later, he got acquainted with a few guards at the gate, and began to ask them to help replace the game discs he was tired of, and also asked them to buy some latest versions, and almost all the guards agreed to him.

A week later, a young wizard who was probably temporarily drawn from among the Death Eaters to guard him took the initiative to take out his collection of game discs and shared them with Daniel.

He said enthusiastically: "Little Mr. Black, the great man who rebuilt Diagon Alley! I have seen you from afar before, and I have really admired your name for a long time... Today, I am so happy to meet you, you are my idol! Please sign for me when you have time."

Daniel's blue eyes widened in surprise, as if nothing had happened, and took the opportunity to play dumb and said, "I'm glad to meet you too. This is fate! Why don't we go out and make an appointment for dinner together, please!"

The young wizard couldn't help but smile bitterly. He said awkwardly, "Are you kidding me? How could I let you out! I'm the one who guards you!"

"Oh..." Daniel blinked in disappointment.

But this does not affect his 'emotional exchange' with the young wizard.

Two weeks later, Daniel was sitting side by side with the group of 'jailors' at the door who were specially sent to guard him, sitting on the stall hand in hand, happily playing single-player games, and drinking beer by the way.

When Moriarty saw such a scene for the first time, not only was he not angry, but he almost laughed out loud.

He said to Daniel with admiration: "It's so interesting! Could it be that if I give you a little more time, you will be able to walk out of the main entrance here in an open and aboveboard manner?"

Daniel lowered his head and thought about it seriously, then waved his hands regretfully and replied: "Probably not. Many times, people just like to get along with me, but it doesn't necessarily mean that they will change their minds for me. Seriously, If... if I can really make people change their minds, then..."

He paused, and squinted over: "You have probably become a peace ambassador for the United Nations by now."

Moriarty was amused by him again.

Although he has never thought that Daniel has a great deal of affection in his heart, there is one thing he must admit, that is: this blue-eyed guy is really very likable, and he always makes himself laugh.

"You know what?" Moriarty said to him, smiling. "I really regret not meeting you when you were a kid."

Daniel raised his head in surprise, and asked curiously, "Why do you say that?"

"Because what Alphard Black taught you is too in line with the values ​​of most vulgar humans in this world." Moriarty stared at Daniel's beautiful blue eyes and said seriously.

Then, he said with deep eyes and a low tone: "If I could meet you when you were a child, I would tell you the truth of the world! and teach you to do whatever you want! And, about this world... this world is a huge playground, And we can have fun in it, life is short, carpe diem.”

Daniel interrupted his reverie without hesitation: "No, even without Alphard, I wouldn't be like you."

He pursed his lips, seemed to ponder for a while, and then answered in a tangled manner: "Most of the time, I think I still have a conscience."

"Most of the time? Then when, do you have no conscience?" Moriarty couldn't help tilting his head and asked with a smile.

"When selling Spider-Man's pajamas to Deadpool at ten times the price."

Daniel replied solemnly: "At this time, I feel that my conscience has planted two beautiful little wings, skipping work and running outside my body, singing and dancing freely."

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Before that, Spider-Man dropped Deadpool once again.

That day, after he and Deadpool fled with the captive General Ross, the cheap-mouthed mercenary annoyed him again.

Originally, Peter planned to wait for Deadpool's lower body to grow before leaving...

But the chattering Deadpool, for some unknown reason, suddenly began to attack the Green Goblin Harry with some very ugly words. It's not that it's not working, it's kidney deficiency'.

Peter angrily told him to shut up.

But he kept talking more and more vigorously, from Harry Osborn to Norman Osborn, and then to the taste of the Green Goblin, and finally even hinted at Peter, "Did the Green Goblin have an affair with Ross..."

General Ross, who was tied into a cocoon, was almost shattered by Deadpool's cheap mouth.

Spider-Man immediately decided to put Deadpool in a hidden place and let him heal slowly. If they stay together like this, he will not be able to control the desire to beat the "disabled" violently.

Deadpool is sad.

He tried to keep Spider-Man: "Hey, man, you can't do this, it's a bit unfair... I blew up my lower body for you, but I don't even have your phone number. Well, you think I'm a Right from wrong, a scum who only cares about money, that's right! But I'm already changing, I've tried my best to do everything well... What, that's what it should be? But how can it be what it should be? Responsibility is not a legal requirement, but personal integrity, and I have only recently begun to learn what morality is. God knows, the reason why I do this is because I like you. "

"Come on, stop joking. When you learn what morality is, you can talk about what you like! Although I think that when that day comes, the earth will not be far from being destroyed." Spider-Man said disgustedly, intending to leave behind death. Waiter, take General Ross to a safer place.

"Wait, wait." Deadpool shouted behind him: "It is indeed difficult to be as good as you. But it is said that two people will be similar to each other after staying together for a long time. So, even if it is to prevent I do bad things, don't you think it's better to keep me by your side? Maybe I'll be reformed."

"I can't help you." Spider-Man replied coldly: "In fact, most of the time, I don't even understand myself."

Then, without hesitation, he left without hesitation.

Not far behind him, Deadpool, who has not yet grown up, sighed, and said with emotion: "It's so fucking hard to be a good person! Why isn't this title as easy to get as those certificates, if it is like a certificate, I can print it One hundred 'good person certificates', issued to anyone."

However, if you give up, you won't be Deadpool.

So, after his body fully healed and returned to normal, he did a major event that will be talked about by the people of New York for decades.

He didn't know where he got the hot air balloons, and he released all the hot air balloons all over New York.

Colorful hot air balloons occupy the sky above New York, and the ones below them are flying in the air with a long banner.

条幅上面写着：小蜘蛛想（╯3╰）（╯3╰）死侍？如果（╯3╰）call212-555-4685。

(Does Spider-Man want to kiss Deadpool? If so, call 212-555-4685)

The little green goblin Harry, who was being imprisoned by Norman Osborn for allowing Spiderman to kidnap General Ross, saw the scene outside the window with a gloomy face and accidentally crushed a cup.