The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

Going out to the indirect fight where Harry led people to round up Deadpool, this was the first time Spider-Man faced him head-on.

Peter couldn't help looking at this friend covered in green worriedly through the hood, and was secretly startled by his current aura.

In his heart, this good friend who had a good family background and was only a little melancholy all the time, but kind-hearted and friendly, showed an expression at this moment, showing a dangerous murderous intent that was almost crazy.

He didn't even care about the safety of General Ross, throwing powerful pumpkin bombs and throwing knives unscrupulously.

Therefore, in order to prevent General Ross from dying under Harry's hands, the kind-hearted Peter had to dodge back and forth to protect General Ross from those accidental injuries.

This scene is downright funny.

The kidnappers tried hard to protect the hostages. On the contrary, the people who were supposed to protect the hostages attacked without mercy.

It was precisely because of Harry's bottomless behavior that for a while, the Green Goblin actually had the upper hand in this three-person chaotic battle.

So much so that even Deadpool had a sharp throwing knife stuck in his head.

However, this pervert in red and black tights, with an unknown position, obviously didn't care much about the knife stuck in his head. He laughed and jumped around as if playing a game.

"Harry, you're a good boy, you don't want to kill someone, don't do it." Peter squatted on a car, persuading him condescendingly.

He tried to wake up this good friend, chanting persistently: "I heard Peter say before that you are a kind-hearted and enthusiastic boy."

Harry's attack did stop.

But he was not convinced as he thought, and he asked sullenly, "Where is Peter?"

"Uh..." Spider-Man froze.

Obviously, he remembered his disappearance these days, so he shook his head, hesitated, and replied: "He is in a very safe place."

Harry was immediately irritated. An almost distorted look of anger appeared on his face, his teeth were bared, and he stared ferociously at this Spider-Man who was said to have a good relationship with Peter and occasionally allowed Peter to take pictures. He said word by word: "It is safe enough for him to stay by my side, and return Peter to me..."

"Uh...don't worry, Peter is fine..." Spider-Man explained awkwardly.

But he felt extremely comforted in his heart: 'Is Harry worried about me?Sorry, Harry, for worrying you. '

But Harry in reality didn't want to listen to his nonsense anymore.

He let out a growling sound from between his teeth, and then turned into a green shadow, and rushed towards Spider-Man viciously.

Peter hurried to the side.

The Green Goblin's super strength to lift nine tons of objects allowed Harry to smash a big hole in the roof of the car where Spider-Man had just stood.

"WOW~!" Deadpool held his face in his hands and let out a girlish scream: "Oh my God, Green Goblin, you are too rough."

However, Harry didn't want to talk to him, and threw three or four pumpkin bombs straight at him.

Deadpool dodged two nimbly, and the last one pulled out his back katana with one hand, and hit back with a backhand.

Harry jumped up to dodge, Peter dragged the cocoon Rose, slowed down. With a 'bang', it was thrown a few meters away by the aftermath of the bomb, and then fell heavily to the ground.

But even at this time, he still didn't give up and hugged the cocoon Rose to prevent him from being seriously injured.

General Ross, who fell on Spider-Man's body and under the spider's web, met Peter's eyes with extremely complicated expressions.

At this time, Deadpool screamed next to him again, and he was like a crappy sidekick who was never in the situation the whole time.

"Spider web head, how are you? I really want to fight the green goblin, so you have to forgive me for this unintentional mistake...Okay, you should forgive me... After all, I am your idol ..."

With a flying knife stuck in his head, he stood there foolishly talking nonsense.

"Shut up!" Peter got up from the ground, and was sent flying by the Green Goblin again.

Harry was stronger than he'd imagined.

After a few weeks, the incompatibility and clumsiness he felt when he first awakened has completely disappeared.Now, he is very proficient in using his strength and speed, and with the high-tech items of the Osborne family, his combat effectiveness has soared.

On the contrary, dragging General Ross, Spider-Man couldn't give full play to his advantages. In this trade-off, Peter fell into a disadvantage instantly.

Harry's unceremonious attack forced Spider-Man to retreat steadily.

At this time, Deadpool rushed over again wielding two knives.

He cut down the Green Goblin twice for a while, and hesitated for a while whether to perform his own job. When he went to catch Spider-Man, the scene was already messed up by the three-way melee.

"God, Deadpool, can you get out of my way."

"Spider web head, be reasonable, you are the one who blocked brother's way!"

Spider-Man soon got into a fight with the inexplicable mercenary.

Especially when Spider-Man quickly shot a strand of spider silk and wanted to swing himself in mid-air, but collided with Deadpool who jumped up at the same time.

After the two red figures collided with each other, they fell to the ground heavily.

"Damn it, you bastard!" Peter stood up angrily.

Regardless of the green goblin staring at him, he yelled directly at Deadpool: "If you don't want to fight, get out of the way, don't get in the way here, where are you standing?"

"Brother thinks I've done a good job." Deadpool tilted his head, muttering solemnly and said: "Look, I have not only fulfilled my duty as an employee, but I have played a few tricks with you occasionally; When you are in the wind, rush out to help you resist a few moves."

He said complacently: "Tell me, in the world, is there anyone who is better than brother? Spider web head, brother really likes you, why don't you just surrender! Let's join forces to kill the green goblin... You snatched his position, from now on, what will you do with my brother? My brother will take you to enjoy life. "

"Shut up, shut up, shut up! Do you think I have no integrity and no position like you?"

"This is slander, don't rush to hurt me. Listen, little spider, brother is very specific, every time you have sex, you only enter one hole at a time!"

"It's disgusting toilet humor! It's cold and nasty. I don't understand. What's the point of being funny at a time like this?"

"It was my therapist who told me that trying to be happy all the time helped with my headaches."

"He is wrong, your head, no treatment can help. He should tell you directly, turn left 200 meters in front of the mental hospital."

"Little Spider, I know you don't like me. But I get a salary, and I have to be worthy of the man who pays me. Even if he asks me to wear a maid outfit, I will do it..."

"General Ross actually asked you to wear a maid outfit?" Spider-Man was shocked.

In the cocoon, Rose, whose mouth was sealed by a spider web, glared at Deadpool angrily.

"I'm just giving you an example." Deadpool said very calmly, "After all, such a cool brother always gets harassed sometimes."

Spider-Man immediately made a puking face.

"Shut up, you two idiots!!!"

Harry was obviously driven crazy by these two people, and he started chatting on the phone, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

He threw out all the pumpkin bombs on his body angrily, and the rain of bombs was like a goddess scattering flowers, making it impossible for the two of them to avoid it.

"Harry, don't do that!" Peter yelled in panic.

Although he was certain that he would not die under such an attack with his physical strength, General Ross was an ordinary person.

"Hahaha, the green goblin is mad!!!" Deadpool clapped his hands and shouted.

Spider-Man gave him a disgusted look, and while dodging, he suddenly turned his head and asked, "How good is your self-healing factor?"

"Great, Wolverine looks like a hemophiliac compared to me." Deadpool replied proudly.

Then, he casually pulled out the shiny flying knife on his head, and the skin around the wound squirmed and healed quickly.

"See? Little Spider!" He said ostentatiously, but after noticing Peter's thoughtful expression, he was instantly alert: "Wait, Little Spider, why are you asking this?"

"Well..." Peter tilted his head: "I want you to do a good deed to save people."

He shot out spider webs, entangled Deadpool, and pulled Deadpool to the front of General Ross: "Protect the uncle who sent you money, and create a future for him to see your maid outfit."

"FUCKYOU!!!! Cobwebhead!!!" Deadpool screamed, and stood in front of Rose, meeting those "pumpkin bombs that flew sporadically even though the little spiders tried their best to resist them".

'boom! ’ Half of his body was blown up: "Spider the son of a bitch, when I turn around, I will install a moral software for you..."

"Sorry, Deadpool." Spider-Man shook off Ross, immediately became flexible, and he tried his best to block those pumpkin bombs.

"Okay, I forgive you." Deadpool said immediately.

He only had half of his body left, but he still tried his best to stand up, and said solemnly: "But you have to give me a promise, such as a striptease... No, no, it's cooperation."

"Cooperative striptease? What kind of bad taste is this?"

While fighting Harry, Peter responded to Deadpool.

But the uncontrollable chatter between the two made Harry even angrier, and for a while he behaved a little at a loss.

At the same time, when there was no general Ross to hold him back, Peter successfully displayed his flexibility and mobility. He saw the right opportunity and kicked Harry away.

Harry slammed into a post, then slid to the ground.

"It's finally over, I hope I didn't hurt you, Harry." Spider-Man stood up straight again and sighed.

But the next moment, he was kicked from behind, and his body just fell heavily beside Harry.

General Ross' desperate soldiers have finally arrived.

They surrounded the parking lot.

However, that's not Spider-Man's biggest crisis yet.

Because, his biggest crisis is...

Green Goblin Harry took the opportunity to turn over with difficulty from the side.

He pressed Peter's hand, pressed it on Peter's body, grabbed the hood with one hand, gritted his teeth, and said almost maliciously: "I want to see, who are you sneaky and pretending to be ghosts?" ?”

He pulled up Spider-Man's hood and was completely stunned on the spot.