The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

"Why can't we resolve it peacefully...it's not fair, how can so many of you bully me alone? Well, brother is a big shot, big shots always have special treatment, such as being besieged by a group of pawns..."

Deadpool wearing a red tights holds a katana sword in his hand, chattering endlessly while scrambling in the encirclement, doing a backflip, and kicking a super soldier flying away. With a flash of the sword, a soldier's head flew into the air, blood Splashes of flowers.

After repelling a wave of attacks with sharp movements, he carried the knife smartly and tilted his head: "The feeling of a super soldier's chopping is no different from that of ordinary people. I thought there would be a surprise. Hey, over there Who is that silly hat? I seem to have seen you on TV and heard that you can turn green? I can’t really see it now! However, your dark circles are as serious as Dalmatians haha, are you sure you don’t want to hurry back Sleep at home for a beauty sleep, but continue here, pestering brother to teach you?"

"Shut him up!" Harry ordered coldly, standing behind the super soldiers.

Three super soldiers immediately rushed to Deadpool.

"Green goblin...why don't you do it yourself and let me see what your green skin looks like!"

"Hey guys wait, don't work for that selfish green goblin who sent you to die...I'm giving you a chance, lay down your arms and I'll treat you with loving tenderness..."

While muttering, Deadpool slashed down neatly, and at the same time kicked the other two into the air with his legs.

However, this time, after dodging the first wave of attacks, the three soldiers looked at each other, not only did not retreat, they even rushed forward again, neither evading Deadpool's attack nor avoiding it.

Then, at the moment of approaching, with a bang, they exploded like three big fireworks.

The billowing scorching air wave surrounded Deadpool, who happened to be right in the center of the explosion, was blown up directly, and then fell heavily to the ground.

"Awmotherfucker!! My legs! My legs got blown off... FUCK! I'm going to tear you apart!"

Deadpool shouted angrily.

"Damn, insidious green goblin!! Playing body bombs! Oh my god, aren't you a government team? This shit is even more terrorist than terrorists... One, two, three, four, five, these 20 people are more than 20 bombs Is it? It’s too vicious! Aren’t you afraid of blowing up New York?”

He kept saying angrily: "Maybe, brother, it's time to think of an escape plan. I should be able to walk with my hands... I should...pretend to run from the east, and then turn to the west... No, I You can't tell the escape route, otherwise, the green goblin will know it in advance..."

Then, when he raised his head from the ground muttering, he saw that the east and west sides he mentioned were all surrounded.

Immediately, Deadpool let out a terrified scream like a girl, the eyes on the mask opened wide, and he cupped his face with both hands: "What? Have I already revealed my escape plan...I'm really...great ! Look, brother is so smart and intelligent, and he is so smart! Green goblin, you really have lived up to my brother's earnest teachings..."

Harry's handsome face was always expressionless and indifferent, as if he had no interest in everything in front of him.

He stayed out of the matter, his whole body was clean, and his hair was not messed up at all. He didn't look like a soldier participating in a battle, but a young master attending a dinner party.

After confirming that Deadpool was surrounded by soldiers, he ignored the psychotic cynicism on the ground.

He just lowered his head, turning the skin of his hands green for a while, then back again, staring blankly, recalling Peter's appearance when he said 'green emerald'.

After a while, the corners of his lips curled up unconsciously, and he suddenly ordered softly: "Squad [-], hurry up, kill him, or blow him up! I just want to go home early..."

"No, wait a minute! Don't kill me!" Deadpool pretended to show a fearful expression, but to be honest, that expression was too fake.

He pointed at the gun barrel in the soldier's hand and yelled on the ground: "I have important information to tell!"

"Stop!" Another voice sounded at the same time.

A spider web shot out quickly, blocking the gun barrel in the soldier's hand in time.

"This information is: I surrender!"

"You can't kill people indiscriminately!"

Two voices sounded in unison.

Peter froze on the spot: "Wait, surrender?"

"Little Spider, you actually came to save Brother!" Deadpool was moved to tears.

However, Spider-Man climbing on the wall obviously did not receive this touch.

He stared at Deadpool, feeling extremely embarrassed.

If he had known that this f***ing soul would surrender so simply and neatly, he would never have risked being exposed and ran out blindly! ! !

"Spider-Man?" Harry's expression changed slightly.

Compared with Deadpool, a mercenary who suddenly appeared recently and was quite indistinguishable from good and evil, it is obvious that Spider-Man has a higher reputation in Queens.

Especially there is a Spider-Man firm 'number one fan' - Peter Parker.

"Spiderman" Harry's handsome face flashed a touch of gloom: "Let me see, what ability do you have to be admired by people?"

The group of super soldiers spread out to both sides. He, who didn't intend to make a move, slowly walked forward step by step. At first, it was just the skin of his hands, but as he gradually approached, the skin all over his body turned green.

"Wow!" Deadpool exclaimed, "Look, little spider, this is really a green goblin!"

"Shut up, Deadpool!" Peter reprimanded irritably.

However, Harry didn't even give Deadpool any extra glances, he just stared firmly at Spider-Man, and in those cold green eyes, there was a rare trace of fighting intent.

Peter already regretted going through this muddy water, and that damned perverted mercenary obviously didn't need to save himself at all.

In fact, he just noticed in surprise that in just such a short period of time, Deadpool's pair of blown-off legs had already grown half. Why on earth did he jump out with sympathy for this kind of guy who couldn't be killed at all? I'm still worried that he will be killed by the real bomb...

"Uh...I don't want to fight," Spider-Man said deliberately rough, trying not to let Harry discover his identity in his voice.

He waved his hands, trying to leave in such a peaceful way: "Well, sorry to bother you, you guys continue...I'm leaving now."

He shot out the spider silk, ignoring the heart-piercing shout of Deadpool next to him, "Little spider, you can't leave brother", and planned to use his strength to swing away.

However, Harry disappeared in the same place in an instant.

His speed was so fast that human eyes couldn't catch it, as if he disappeared in an instant, but the next moment, he appeared in front of Spider-Man.

Before the other party could react, he stretched out his hand suddenly, grabbed Peter's ankle, pulled hard, and pulled the Spider-Man who was already flying off the air, and then slammed him to the ground!

Peter was caught off guard, and his back hit the floor heavily. He was so hurt that he had no time to react, only to hear a soft 'click', and three sickle-like arm blades flashed coldly from Harry's right arm, appearing abruptly.

Harry stepped forward quickly, and the blade of his arm slid down...

Peter's pupils shrank, but he couldn't avoid it, so he raised his arm and tried to block it with his arm.

'Clang! 'The samurai sword and the arm blade collided together, making a crisp sound.

Deadpool didn't know when, he rolled and rolled out from the encirclement over there. At the same time, he swung his samurai sword backhand to help Peter block the blow.

"No, green goblin, the little spider is mine." Deadpool's legs obviously haven't grown well yet, so he couldn't stand up, just sat on the ground with a smile and said with a smile: "Hey, little spider, brother just now Handsome?"

"Haven't you already surrendered?" Peter couldn't help complaining.

"But I was so moved by your love..." Deadpool replied.

Peter couldn't help but made a 'vomit' expression.

Then, this damn Deadpool once again put his hands on his chin despite the fight, and made a thoughtful expression: "It's strange, why is the speed so fast after the skin turns green, and even the strength is so great..."

He was glued by Peter with spider webs and dragged to a safe place on the other side to avoid Harry's attack.

God knows, Peter really didn't want to fight Harry at all.

But at this time, Deadpool was still thinking: "I paint my skin green now, is there still time? Or, I surrender again... Will they still believe it?"

Peter leaped into the air, and struggled to hold the burden of Deadpool with his spider silk, and kept dodging left and right: "Stop talking nonsense, Deadpool, shut up, shut up, shut up!"

"I see, little spider, brother suddenly thought of a very, very, very important thing!"

"Please, can you just shut up and let me think about how we get out, damn it!"

"This thing is, brother still has a hot weapon, and there is a gun that can be shot hidden in his crotch!"

"God, I'm going to throw you out, pervert, pervert, pervert!"

Peter was so angry that he was going crazy, he used his wrist forcefully, and directly flicked the dead waiter who was stuck to the spider silk.

Who knows, Harry just caught up with him from behind.

As a result, the pervert in the red tights rolled into a ball with the green young master.

"Uh... God, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." Peter flicked himself casually, and the effect was obviously frightening.

He clawed at the wall with his stupid limbs, and shouted down: "Deadpool... Ha, Green Goblin, are you two alright?"

"Don't worry, little spider, brother has a self-healing factor..."

Harry's arm blade was firmly inserted into Deadpool's lower abdomen, but Deadpool still smiled and greeted Spider-Man in mid-air.

Then, he turned his head and lifted the red mask suddenly: "Green goblin, have you taken a fancy to brother?"

The disfigured face on the surface of the moon was full of bumps and hollows. When he looked directly at it suddenly, Harry was subconsciously taken aback.

Deadpool took the opportunity to snap off the arm blade stuck in his abdomen, and at the same time hit Harry hard with his head, then grabbed the spider web shot by the little spider, and swung back into the air again.

Then, he actually took out a small handgun from his crotch, put it in front of his eyes, and admired it intoxicated: "0.45 caliber, I like it!"

(Peter: ...)

"East, little spider!"

Peter used the spider silk to lift him up cooperatively.

Deadpool raised his gun in mid-air, took aim, and with a "bang!", a bullet pierced through three soldiers, and a huge gap appeared in the encirclement: "One shot kills them before they have time to explode, what a genius I am! "

Peter took the opportunity to launch the spider web, swinging into the distance, while pulling Deadpool with the spider web, and fled the scene in a hurry.

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afterwards,

"Starting today, you should act in a low-key manner, so as not to be targeted again." Spiderman said to the mercenary irritably.

"Okay, when we teamed up for a mission recently, I promise not to tweet, blog, or leak any secrets." Deadpool replied seriously.

"Without us, there is no team!" Peter said angrily.

"Okay, partner." Deadpool replied seriously.

"Forget it, it's up to you!" Peter said weakly.

"Wait, don't go, partner, I don't have your mobile number yet, little spider... wait a minute..."

Deadpool, whose legs hadn't fully grown, limped and tried to catch up, and kept yelling behind him, but Peter left without looking back.

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Exhausted, Peter quietly climbed up to the second floor and returned to the guest room Harry had prepared for him.

He had just laid down when he heard footsteps stop at the door.

Then, the door opened and it was Harry.

Peter closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep. He felt Harry standing quietly beside his bed, staring at him without blinking.

For a long time, he thought a little nervously, 'Did Harry find out my identity? '

But the next moment, Harry just bent down, kissed him lightly on the forehead, and whispered, "Good night, Peter."

The author has something to say: I like all three of these characters, so I can’t stand as a CP. Naturally, there will be no CP of Little Spider in this article. If there are CP fans, please forgive me as an omnivorous party. Mark it in the title, okay, everyone.