The Daily Life of Wizards [British and American]

"...Tony."

"Uh... what? Is someone calling me?" Tony turned his gaze away from the phone screen, and when he looked up, he saw Steve Rogers standing in front of him, staring at him helplessly.

"Yes, I was talking to you." Steve said patiently, "Didn't you come here to discuss the specific issues of the Avengers? But what do I think, you just asked me to come over and keep watching Are you playing with your phone there?"

"Modern people are like this. They are dependent on mobile phones." After Tony's eyes wandered for a while, he said plausibly: "Old people generally don't understand this kind of fun."

Steve kept his face straight and tilted his head slightly, with an expression of 'I hear you continue to make up nonsense'.

Sure enough, Tony soon fell silent. He opened his big caramel-colored eyes and pretended to be innocent.

Captain America clasped his arms around his chest, trying to restrain his anger, and said calmly: "Don't talk nonsense, Tony, if you don't agree with what I just said, you can bring it up for discussion instead of playing on your phone pretending you didn't hear it."

"What did you just say?" Tony asked subconsciously.

His expression at this time was really innocent, but he succeeded in making the captain angry.

"Do you have to, Tony?" Steve pursed his lips.

"No no no, don't be angry, wait, let me think about it." Tony hastily glanced at the phone for the last time, turned off the screen, and quickly explained, "I heard what you said, let me think about it, I can definitely think about it Get up, I can do it!"

To be honest, this time he did not deliberately make trouble, but because he manipulated more than 40 IDs at the same time to strike up a conversation with Xiaojiao with different tones, different identities, and different ways. He was really exhausted !

Although the speech of the captain is important, the formation of the Avengers is important, and the maintenance of peace on the earth is even more important.

However, saving his own love is also a very, very important thing!

However, looking at the captain in the conference room with an unhappy face, he still didn't want to quarrel, so he desperately recalled what the captain had just said.

"Ah, I remembered." He said happily: "I remembered what you said, are you saying that the development of our Avengers is getting better and better?"

"No, we're discussing how to better deal with danger." Steve obviously didn't want to entangle with him.

He looked away and quickly repeated what he said just now: "The earth has become dangerous and threats have become frequent. When there are more and more enemies, we must also take corresponding measures to prevent and respond in time. So, the decision to form the Avengers was right."

"However, many times, the crisis hides unknown places. Before it breaks out, we don't know where there is a crisis and what to do. Moreover, each Avenger has his own things to do besides saving the earth. Do. Tony, during these days in the Avengers Tower, I thought about it a lot. Like Natasha and Hawkeye, they have some tasks of their own; Thor sometimes needs to go back to God's Domain, or fly to see his daughter Friends; Dr. Banner is now in the Hulk state, let’s not talk about it for the time being; even myself, I don’t really like staying in the Avengers Building every day, doing nothing.”

"Uh...you make sense." Tony nodded with rare cooperation, "It is true that I decided to gather the Avengers because of those unknown dangers. But as you said, we still have to deal with these dangers." I can't see or touch it at all, and I have been waiting stupidly, which seems to be a waste of resources. So, what do you mean, captain? Let's disband first and go to our own business?"

"At present, I really can't think of a better way than 'temporary dismissal'." Steve replied seriously.

"Ah, I have a suggestion." At this time, his cell phone vibrated again, Tony resisted to see what Little Pepper replied, and concentrated on the business...

Whenever this happens, his genius mind always turns very fast.

Then, he suddenly said: "That wristwatch, the communication wristwatches with the Stark logo I made newly, there is a public channel in it, I will let Jarvis deal with it later, it can be used as the Avenger's Public channel. Once a crisis arises, you only need to give an order, Captain, and everyone will gather together to deal with the crisis.”

"Me?" Steve asked in surprise.

"Of course, Captain, you're the best of us," Tony replied, but soon he added, "But I'm the smartest of us."

Steve suddenly changed his moving eyes into dumbfounding.

Then he added to the system Tony was talking about: "There should be crisis levels."

"That's right. Some crises can be solved by only one superhero, such as a sudden fire, a bank robbery, etc., and there is no need to call all the members; some are a little more complicated, and maybe two to three members can solve it. It can be solved; only when a large number of alien troops invaded the earth like Loki last time, does everyone need to be together."

Tony quickly caught up with the captain's thinking, and he quickly divided the crisis levels into three simple types, and said: "I will launch a few satellites into the sky someday, and then let Jarvis monitor the whole process, Depending on the size of the crisis, let everyone know."

"Very good." Steve showed a gratified expression, "Then let's settle it like this first. If you have any questions, you can modify it later."

Then, he looked at Tony's cell phone that was still vibrating, and said with a gentle smile, "I'm an old man, so I won't disturb your chat."

"Thank you for your thoughtfulness, Captain." Tony smirked and buried his head in the phone screen again.

When Steve walked out of the meeting room, he still couldn't understand why the other party was so fascinated by this kind of virtual chat?

However, Tony is concentrating on summarizing seriously now: the ID pretending to be an engineer received four replies from Pepper, the ID pretending to be a lawyer was consulted by Pepper about a professional question; the ID pretending to be a student was ignored by Pepper, see I'm not interested in Nian Xia; the ID who pretended to be an actor and had a frivolous tone was directly blackmailed by Xiaojiao...

More than 40 identities were deleted and deleted, and the remaining ten or so were all IDs that had been replied by Xiaojiao and had not been blocked yet.

Tony suddenly felt very ambitious. He thought that among the remaining dozen or so IDs, he could always find a character that Pepper liked.

"I can handle it, I can handle it for sure." Tony said to himself, "It won't bother me, it's as simple as a game, just watch mine! Clear the level for sure!"

On the other hand, after coming up with bad ideas, Daniel started texting 'Stephanie' happily again.

His tone has become more and more intimate recently, and every day when he texts, his face is rippling: [Honey, the boss gave me a salary increase (^o^). ]

Steve was in the house packing up and saluting when he received the text message.

He planned to take advantage of this free time to go to his hometown of Brooklyn to see if there was any sign of Bucky.

After hearing the notification tone of the text message, he took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and found that it was that lively 'little girl' again, and the content of the text message made people smile knowingly.

Just looking at the text, he can imagine the joy of a hard-working girl who is rewarded (not...)

So, he replied to the other party seriously, imitating the tone of the other party, and said like an ordinary person: [This is really good news, congratulations. ]

Then, several short messages were sent from the other end suddenly and quickly:

[My dear, is it convenient to tell me your address? ]

[No, don't get me wrong, I just got a raise, so I wanted to mail you some gifts, after all, we've known each other for so long... I mean, we're friends, aren't we? ]

[Really just a small gift, I have absolutely absolutely no malice, swear.jpg. ]

Steve was stunned for a moment, 'Is it necessary to give gifts to friends for a salary increase? '

(Daniel: Of course, you don’t need to give gifts to your friends for a salary increase, but you should give gifts to your girlfriend to deepen your relationship.)

The captain who considers himself obsolete doesn't quite understand this, but he always feels that the attitude of the 'girl' opposite is very enthusiastic and eager. It seems that it is not appropriate to refuse, but it is not appropriate to accept it casually.

[Of course we are friends, but there is no need to give gifts, thank you for your kindness. ]

After thinking for a long time, the captain politely chose to refuse.

Then, the screen of his mobile phone was swiped, and countless crying emoticons of all kinds rushed into his inbox one after another.

[Just an ordinary gift, I hope to share my joy with my friends. ]

[Aren't you happy for me, honey? ]

[After the salary increase, I was the first to tell you. ]

After seeing such a text message, Steve was a little helpless.

He hesitated for a while, and finally compromised under the enthusiastic urging of the other party.

As for the address, the Avengers Building is too well-known, and it doesn't seem very good if the other party doesn't know that he is the US team.

Steve thinks, and then, thinks about his going back to Brooklyn, just right.

So, he left the address of the small Brooklyn apartment that S.H.I.E.L.D. had rented for him before.

Three days later, when Steve came back from his morning run, he signed for a large, well-packaged express box at the door of his house.

The recipient's name on the courier box said 'Stephanie', but the phone number and address were correct.

Just when Steve was feeling a little strange, he received another text message from that 'enthusiastic girl': [I saw that the courier has been signed for, baby, please open it quickly, do you like it? ]

It turned out to be the gift she said last time.

Steve suddenly realized, but immediately after, the strange feeling in his heart rose again.

But for a while, he really couldn't think of what was wrong, so he attributed it to his own suspicion.

Then, he opened the express box.

There are six very familiar big-headed dolls in a row in the box.

They are: Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Hulk, Thor, Black Widow.

There is also an instruction manual next to it: Avengers plush dolls, a set of six, the fabric is soft, comfortable to the touch and does not shed hair.