Those years when I climbed the wall

Suppose Mu Yunqi, Shao Jingheng, Guo Kai, Xun Miao, Tang Maoxiu, and Su Qingan form a group to participate in the variety show "Gang of Nobles" and play reality shows, what will happen?

In this issue, the group of six noblemen will go up the mountain to pick wild fruits and go to the market to sell them. The group that sells the most money wins.

It took Xun Miao half an hour to climb to the mountainside, and sat next to an old tree for a quarter of an hour, still panting, while listening to Guo Kai's rambling: "If you don't listen to me, you'll have to use a pen to kill me with your strength." How can you be a dick? Are you capable of going up and down the mountain? Tell you that this kind of show is just to make you suffer and lose face, and let others have fun!"

Xun Miao was panting and ashamed, and stammered: "Fest... the program setting, and... the money! The director... the director said, I have... plasticity!"

"Plastic fart!" Guo Xie rolled his eyes at him, "Isn't it because you are so sour, pedantic and picky, and you can barely sell your personal design?"

"You..." Xun Miao thumped the tree angrily, and several fruits fell from the sky. When he saw Guo Kai coming up to pick them up, he rushed to protect them: "Mine, the ones I shook down! They are all mine!"

Guo Kai couldn't help but laugh: "We are a group, you are a critic!" After thinking about it, it is better to let him suffer a little before he knows how much he weighs, so he clapped his hands, "Well, if you want to eat alone, then we will go our separate ways. All the way, see you at the bottom of the mountain." After saying that, he turned and left.

After resting enough, Xun Miao found out a problem. The tree was tall and he couldn't climb it, so it was useless to occupy it.After thinking about it, since the tree was shaken to shake the fruit just now, it was concocted according to the law!However, after shaking for a long time, only a few fruits fell, so it was not enough to make up the number until it was dark, so he wanted to find a long bamboo pole to knock down the fruits, and finally made up his mind, but saw Su Qing'an walking towards him.

Glancing across the tree behind, the man cupped his hands with a sly smile: "The fruit is very small, no wonder Xun Shaoqing disdains to pick it, so I will not be polite." After saying that, Xun Miao didn't answer, and he climbed up the tree lightly - as expected He was born in Jiaofang.

Thinking of the near death by the river that night, Xun Miao dared not speak out, feeling depressed, and suddenly heard a voice behind him: "If you are too greedy, you can't bear it, officials Su should take it easy."

Overjoyed in his heart, Xun Miao turned and ran towards the speaker, showing aggrieved face: "Akai, before I picked a few, he came and took the tree!"

The man on the tree poked his head and sneered: "Guo Dianshuai, how about forming an alliance?"

Guo Kai shook his head in retaliation: "there are only so many fruits in this tree, and even one person can't share a few after forming an alliance. According to Guo, it's better for you and me to try our fists. The winner gets the tree, and the loser leaves. What do you think?" ?”

"No, there's no need!" Su Qing'an jumped off the ground and watched Xun Miao run to pick up the fallen fruit, so she could only apologize: "Since Xun Shaoqing came here first, I'll divide it between the two of you. Excuse me." After saying that, he ran away.

After picking up the fruit, Xun Miao got up, rubbed his nose and smiled, "Akai, you are very skilled. I can't pick this fruit anyway, so I will keep it with you. I will find another one." Walking, but slowly, hearing the rustling behind him, thinking that the man had climbed the tree, feeling a little disappointed, hesitated for a long time, but still didn't hear his words to persuade him to stay, turned around annoyed, but didn't know how to speak.

"Pick it up if you want, you three and seven, don't put on airs!" The man's voice came from among the branches and leaves.

Shrugging his nose, Xun Miao took two steps forward: "You are six and I am four?"

"Pick it up." The voice floated down from the branch.

With no choice but to give in, Xun Miao stepped forward to pick up the fallen fruits.

On the other side, Su Qing'an trotted all the way, and when Guo Kai was not chasing after half a hill, he let out a sigh of relief: If you really talk about fists and kicks, you are afraid that he will retaliate against your old enemies. If it is invalid, you will have to pay a large sum of money!

Although Tang Maoxiu was admitted to Jinshi, he only got an eighth-rank petty official. Su Qing'an didn't have much savings, no, it was so easy to use up all her skills, including self-recommendation, live broadcast, and trying to persuade Tang Maoxiu to show her love and affection in front of others. The topic finally became a third-rate Internet celebrity, plus self-explosive scandals, gossip and some secrets (mainly about Jia Wang, he would not dare to mess with other people, and if he was involved in a lawsuit, he would lose money!), Weibo fell. He also mixed up to the big V rank, and relied on his connections in the circle to barely climb onto this show. Wouldn't it be useless if he didn't take the opportunity to become famous and make a fortune?

It was only after this stability that he thought about the issue of appearance rate, but with the little bit of fame he stirred up on the Internet, it is really unrealistic to want to break out of the encirclement among these six people and gain attention!But he also has a countermeasure for this: he and Tang Maoxiu's cp is obviously not ranked high in this show, so he cut out the show of affection from the beginning, and simply let Tang Maoxiu concentrate on completing the task and picking the fruit ( There will be more dramas later when the capital is sufficient), and he is going all out to make dramas!So along the way, instead of looking for trees to pick fruit like other people, he wandered here and there, trying to find opportunities to catch up on topics. The quality of red is vividly displayed.

It can be considered that God rewards hard work, and after tossing halfway, he unexpectedly met Shao Jingheng again!Although he is less talkative and boring, but he has an outstanding image, coupled with the face of the emperor, there is always no shortage of enthusiasm, and there are still enough shots. To add drama, Su Qing'an certainly will not let go of such an opportunity.

Stepping forward and making a bow, Su Qing'an smiled and said, "Prefect Shao, where are you picking the fruit?" When she probed her head, she exaggeratedly exclaimed: "Oh, there are so many! Is this also picking for the official's family?" Turning her head and looking around, her face Confused: "However, haven't the officials come with you?"

This is puzzling. Mu and Shao CP are the hottest of the six-person group. Isn't the two of them appearing on the show together just to win attention?Why did they go their separate ways?Thinking back to Xun and Guo just now, the ready-made popularity is not hyped. Could it be that the so-called "sense of variety" is lacking?

"What's the matter with you?" The cold voice from the tree came down, concise and to the point.

It made sense, Su Qing'an was speechless.After pondering, he still smiled apologetically: "I met Xun Shaoqing and Guo Dianshuai just now, and they picked a lot, besides, you are working alone at the moment, in case they surpass you—" It was a pity that Shao Zhifu's "lonely and reticent" It's not a false rumor, after waiting for half a day, I didn't even pick up a single word.He had no choice but to continue with a cheeky face: "Why don't we form an alliance?"

This time, the man on the tree bowed his head and gave him a face, glanced at his frame, and his contempt was beyond words: "You just told me that Xun Miao and Guo Kai got a lot from these few fruits, so why don't I?" Allied with him?"

This... is true!Fortunately, his reaction was quick, and his eyes rolled: "It is not necessary to have a lot of fruits to form an alliance! I have few fruits, but I can harass Xun and Guo, so that they can't work with peace of mind, or sow discord, and change posts when necessary, even halfway Intercept!" Can do or not, let's talk about it first.

At first glance, what he said came from the heart and sincerity, if it wasn't for the first day Shao Jingheng knew him, or would have believed it.I didn't bother to refute him at the moment, so I just said lightly: "Then go and cut the truth, let me see how many legs you have enough for Guo Kai to break."

Lobbying to no avail.Su Qing'an was frustrated, and walked away dejectedly, but thought about it for a moment: It doesn't matter, the key is to play, whether it's stupid or cowardly, even if it's disgusted by the public, it's still a personal design in the end!Feeling refreshed, his eyebrows were beaming again, seeing that the one-hour fruit-picking time limit was coming up, so he simply didn't go back to look for Tang Maoxiu, and walked down the mountain from the live broadcast.

As soon as I arrived at the foot of the mountain, I saw a few guards setting up checkpoints at the intersection. When I saw him, I would charge one-third of the proceeds as customs clearance fees for entry and exit.Thinking it was a program setting, Su Qing'an didn't think too much, and immediately put the fruit out, and saw a person sitting in the pavilion in front of him, drinking tea leisurely—isn't he the current emperor who has never been seen on the mountain?

At this time, Shao Jingheng also came down, and when he arrived at the checkpoint, the guards let him pass without asking.Seeing this, Su Qing'an became annoyed and strode up to reason, but the guards ignored him and ignored her.

During the noise, Guo and Xun also came down.After hearing the whole story, Guo Kai told the truth with one word: "I think the customs clearance money is for the officials to collect, right?"

Su Qing'an had an epiphany: No wonder Mu Yun couldn't pray to go up the mountain!It's because he made up his mind early in the morning to rob other people's gains by force and reap the rewards!

After thinking for a while, Guo Kai said that he wanted to see the official.Mu Yunqi was also refreshing, and walked forward.

Guo Kai bowed to the Son of Heaven: "Your Majesty wants the fruit of the minister, but the minister dare not give it up. After all, this is the result of the minister's hard work. Your Majesty Jinkou will charge [-]% for opening, is it too much?"

Xun Miao echoed: "Yes, I am in the tax law. Usually, those who make a living by buying and selling pay only [-]% of the tax. Regardless of the fact that our fruits have not yet been sold in the market, the tax at this moment should also be collected according to the agricultural tax law. The rain is not frequent tonight, and the fruit The growth is not good, at most you can only draw [-]%!"

You are knowledgeable!Mu Yunqi cursed inwardly, feeling displeased, and had no intention of taking it back: "At this moment, it's not a tax on agriculture and commerce, it's just a variety show. The rules must be determined according to my wishes. Thirty percent is three percent, nothing less!"

Xun Miao was not fair, but a high-ranking official overwhelmed people to death, not to mention that a person is a king and he is a minister, so he had to resentfully silence his voice and only keep his slander.

On the contrary, Guo Kai was calm: "Your Majesty has an order, and I dare not disobey it, but I have a better way. Your Majesty took the fruit at this moment, and will carry it to the market for a while, and said that if it is not sold well, it will eventually be a loss." The minister is not bold enough to boast, but after all, he was born in a merchant and has some experience in the way of business. His Majesty will temporarily store these three fruits in the minister's place, and sell them in the market, and give the profits. Is it possible?"

After thinking about it, it made sense, Mu Yunqi readily agreed.

When Tang Maoxiu also came down, the group went to the market.After entering the fruit store, everyone started setting up stalls.

Guo and Xun were the most agile. They dumped all the fruits on the ground, sorted them by size and re-framed them, and picked out the clean ones with complete appearance and fresh color, and piled them in two piles on the stall for visitors to taste.As soon as it was done, Guo Kai ordered Xun Miao to find a pen and ink to write down a card and stand it in front of the booth: buy big and get small, choose three and get one free!For a while, there were many visitors.

On the other side, Tang Maoxiu put all his effort into sorting, scrubbing, and arranging, and let him clean it up. Su Qingan gracefully stood in front of the stall, and attracted many spectators with her internet celebrity face. , turned around and rolled up his sleeves, took the fruit peeling, slicing, and mashing, his hands were busy and his mouth kept talking, the Internet celebrity live broadcast addiction, what delicious effects, hype, and a roadside stall turned into a large-scale road show scene, the only one It's a pity that there are no eggs on site, but the juice, jam and compote can be eaten at will, and there are always a lot of people.

Those two stalls are already open, but Shao and Mu are still washing the fruit.In ancient times, there was Xi Shi who sold tofu, and today there is an emperor who sells fruit. There is no need to recruit, but when he stops, people will automatically surround him.As the saying goes, Mu Yunqi sneered at killing Wei Jie, but now he knows that it is not a lie: just squat in front of the bucket to catch some fruit, and then be surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside. Make the tip of the nose sweat.It was very easy to fish out all the fruits, but water dripped all over the ground.

"Let it dry first." Shao Jingheng pulled away in a hurry and handed over the bamboo basket.

Accepting it according to the words, Mu Yunqi silently turned around and looked around.

Shao Jingheng was puzzled: "What are you doing? Come and help me set up a stall!"

Mu Yunqi muttered wronged: "Didn't you teach me to stand up a pole? I'm looking for a bamboo pole!"

Shao Jingheng stared, looking around, fortunately, no one onlookers could hear his words clearly, only Guo Kai turned around and cast a glance at him, showing sympathy.He stared back fiercely, stepped forward and pulled the person back: "No need, you go and set up a stall yourself, and tell the buyer twenty yuan a catty for big ones, and fifteen for small ones. I'll do the rest."

Lowering his head, Mu Yunqi poked his fingers and whispered, "How much is a catty? Ten, or five..."

"..." Opened his mouth, Shao Jingheng finally swallowed the words on his lips, and said with a smile, "It's okay, I'll be fine, you put the fruit first, and I'll come to attract guests after a while, just collect the money .”

After a while, the third fruit stall was finally set up. As previously agreed, Shao Jingheng weighed the fruit and Mu Yun prayed for the money.

There was a long line of customers outside, but the collection of money was getting slower and slower. Shao Jingheng was really anxious. He glanced at the person beside him quietly. Seeing his face flushed, he had to remind him: "Sixty Wen for three catties, and sixty Wen for the small ones. Fifteen coins, take him 75!"

After saying that, the one who didn't see him stretched out his hand, but leaned into his ear: "Jing Heng, they... touched me..."

Startled, Shao Jingheng looked up and saw that the queue in front of the booth was full of half-grown girls with bright eyes, and he sighed secretly: I knew that illegitimate children were everywhere, so I shouldn't have brought him to the court no matter how I tried to persuade him. What kind of people-friendly character design did this silly X program create!However, the matter has come to this point, it is too late to regret, gritted his teeth in hatred, pulled the person beside him two and a half steps back and hid behind him, and shouted out: "There are too many people, it's too slow to sell like this, let's sell it one by one. The big one is five Wen, and the small one is three Wen, just pick it up and throw the money into the bamboo basket in front of you."

If you can't protect people, what business do you care about?

"Then... what am I doing?" The people behind listened again.

Turning his head and smiling, Shao Jingheng said lightly, "Stand here, just watch."

In less than half an hour, all the fruits on the three stalls were sold out, the dust settled, and it was time to decide the winner.

Guo and Xun are half selling and half collaborating, earning three pennies and fifty cents. Mu and Shao have no intention of making a living, but after all relying on the support of fans, they earn three pennies.At the end, everyone turned their attention to Tang Maoxiu and Su Qingan.

"Say it yourself!" Tang Maoxiu flicked his sleeves with a gloomy expression.

Pinching her nose, Su Qing'an smiled flatteringly: "It's considered a favor! I broadcast hi for a while, and forgot to collect money..."

"Because the two of you don't make a penny, and you still owe the crew the rental fee for the pots and pans, you have to pay a total of [-] pennies!" the director team announced.

"It's okay, it's okay," Su Qing'an comforted the people beside him in a low voice: "I have earned enough shots today, the heat is there, and the source of money will follow."

I always say that, Weibo spends money to buy fans, live broadcast spends money to buy trolls, speculation in CP spends money to find marketing, this show even spends money to book hot searches early, and so on, spending money every day is like running water, The little he earns from going out here and there to perform as a performer is not enough to spend, and he has to get his own salary subsidies from time to time, how can he live this life?With a long sigh, Tang Maoxiu fell into deep distress: If he fails this time, he can no longer be allowed to do whatever he wants, and he must be let out of the circle, even if he teaches dancers in the Muslim workshop, he will have some income, so that he will not be unable to make ends meet.

Seeing that the director was about to announce the result, Mu Yunqi raised his hand: "Just now, Guo Kai and I agreed to give [-]% of the income from selling fruit, so this account has to be recalculated."

The director looked at Guo Kai.

The man dared not deny it: "I have an agreement with Your Majesty, but," the corners of his mouth curled up slightly: "Your Majesty may not have heard what I said. At that time, what I said was that these three fruits are temporarily stored at the Minister's place, waiting to be sold." Profit here! However, as everyone has seen, just now I bought three fruits and got one free. Your Majesty's three fruits have been given away for free, and I have not received any profit, so there is really no money to give. "

It turned out that this was his original intention of "buy three get one free"!Mu Yunqi suddenly realized at this moment, but it was of no help. This was really his own carelessness and miscalculation. Even if he was unwilling, he couldn't help it.

The overall situation has been decided, and the director team was about to announce the result, but they heard a woman's voice: "Wait a minute!"

Everyone followed the sound and saw a red-clothed figure flashing out of the crowd, with a flash of inspiration in his clear eyes, and chuckled lightly as he twirled the broken hair hanging down his cheeks: "Are there any fruits left by the official family? I would like to buy them for two pennies!" "As soon as she said that, she heard the sound of exclamation around her, but she didn't look sideways, staring at the person behind Shao Jingheng who was also surprised: "As long as your majesty spares half an hour, be alone with me."

This woman is no one else, but Gu E, Shao Jingheng's righteous sister!

For half an hour...Mu Yunqi thought for a moment, thinking that she is a weak woman, can he still be afraid?But... Uncertain eyes turned to Shao Jingheng.

"Winning or losing is a common matter for military strategists, and His Majesty doesn't take it so seriously." The man said indifferently, his anger and anger were not displayed, and he turned around: "I think that His Majesty's original purpose of being here today is to understand the suffering of the people and persuade them." Farmers and merchants, since you have no selfish intentions, why does the victory or defeat matter?" He glanced at the woman outside and said, "Let's say that this lady's behavior is not worth advocating, Your Majesty, please think again."

His words have come to this point, even though Mu Yunqi is eager to win, but there is no way to give in, so he can only decline according to his wishes.At the end, Guo Kai and Xun Miao won the competition.

Postscript Summary

This episode of the program is generally quite satisfactory. Guo and Xun won the championship. Guo Kai's resourcefulness and Xun Miao's diligence are praised by others; The setting is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, while Shao Jingheng is serious and righteous. The two complement each other, so it is full of highlights!As for the last couple...

During the entire program, Su Qing'an had only a few scenes, and the director team later sent a "suggestion": It is an Internet celebrity style, regardless of the occasion, which is illegal!The human settings are rotten and must be reshaped, otherwise there is a risk of being replaced.