Those years when I climbed the wall

"Hey, have you really gone to call? It's been half an hour, why haven't you seen the cat?" Mu Patch asked impatiently to Guo Xifu who was squatting in the sunset while leaning against a big tree to catch the shade.

Guo Xifu didn't bother to turn around: "I called, she is a female cat, she always combs her hair and makes some powder when she goes out, what's the matter after a while?"

"Exactly!" Shao Buzheng, who was parked under the west wall, held down the mouse that had been chased until it rolled its eyes, and turned around angrily: "Even if the emperor is not in such a hurry to find someone, just go by yourself, and the east courtyard is not far from here." Far."

"You two dogs are crossing the river and tearing down the bridge, right?" Mu Patch got angry and stood up: "Okay, now that it's like this, I'm going to start catching mice, and kill one if I catch one. Kill all the rats and catch them, let's see what else you can do!"

Guo Xifu snorted lightly: "It's as if the mouse will be delivered to your paws by itself..." After saying this, the dog reluctantly stood up and moved away step by step.

"Wait for me!" Shao Buzheng threw the mouse into a small mud pit, dragged a brick to hold it down, "I'll go with you, so I won't get my ears clean here."

"Meow, it's so lively here!"

The two dogs were about to go out side by side, when they saw the white female cat who had been late.

"What are you doing standing there stupidly!" Laimao angrily put down the small basket hanging around his neck, and pouted at Guo Xifu, "Help me carry it in." Stretched out a paw and looked at Shao Buzheng: "This road is stumbling. , I am exhausted from walking, but you helped me in the door!"

"Why are you two dogs still in a daze? Quickly drag the criminal cat in!" Mu Patch ordered after him.

The two dogs looked at each other, jumped up, each grabbed the little female cat by one of its front legs, dragged it into the door, and threw it in front of Mu Patch under the tree.

Regardless of the little female cat's panic-stricken wailing, Mu Patch waved his chubby front paw: "Close the door, interrogate the cat!"

The two dogs trotted over, Guo Xifu brought in the little basket, and Shao Buzheng came to the door with tacit understanding.

Mu Patch sat down on the blue brick that Guo Xifu had prepared long ago, and suddenly felt that he was superior to cats, because the thing was so hard that it hurt his butt, but a prince should always look like a prince, with a flick of his beard and his front paws Press and hold two green bricks stacked together on one side (only half of the upper brick is pressed on the lower brick, so it can be easily pried up, as long as the claws are loosened, the two bricks will make a "snap" when they touch each other sound), once you loosen the grip, you will hear a "snap", although it is slight, it is enough to scare the little female cat out of color.

"Silence!" Mu Buding's eyes sparkled, "Who is the name of the cat in the hall?"

"I... Nu's house..." Knowing that today I have entered a den of thieves, and saving my life is the most important thing, the little female cat wiped away her tears, and replied with a sob: "My house is Gu Xueer in the East Court."

"Gu Xueer?" Mu Buding snorted, "Why do you come up with such a powdery name?"

"Nujia...Nujia..." Gu Xueer covered her chest with her paw, and began to sob again: "Nujia is a female cat, and the original owner of Nujia was a woman, so it was named so."

Mu Buding opened his mouth, but didn't say a word. After a while, he sneezed loudly with an "Ah choo", which made Gu Xueer tremble again in fright. "What are you afraid of? I haven't been tortured yet!" Mu Buding sniffed his nose, threatening, and looked around: "Where does the fragrance come from? It's very offensive!"

"It came from this little female cat." Guo Xifu nodded Gu Xueer with his chin.

"I... used some hair care powder when I went out." Gu Xueer's voice trembled slightly.

"The mother beast is hypocritical!" Mu Patch dismissed, pointing to the small basket: "What's inside?"

"Yes... it's my homemade hair shampoo, hair nourishing cream, hair care powder, etc. I originally brought...brought..." Gu Xueer looked around in fear, "I shared it with all the senior officials. "

Shao Buzheng scoffed: "Who wants to use the things of the mother beast!"

"Silence!" He patted the startle brick again, and Mu Patch returned to the subject: "Gu Xueer, let me ask you, why have you entered the palace so often?"

The female cat was stunned: "I don't know, maybe there are mice in the palace, let me go and catch them together?"

"Nonsense!" Mu Patch slapped his paw on the brick, "With me in the palace, how can we allow rats to walk around—"

"It's rampant!" Shao Buzheng curled his lips.

With a "snap", Mu Patch blew his beard: "Above the lobby, if the yamen have something to say, please tell me quietly!"

The two dogs looked up at the sky.

"Gu Xue'er, I'm asking you, you have to answer honestly, do you enter the palace frequently to get close to me, good... good..." Scratching the cat's head, his eyes lit up: "You want to seduce the dragon and the phoenix?"

"Pfft!" Shao Buzheng clenched his teeth hard to prevent the dog's face from cramping.

"What?" Mu Patch asked coldly.

Shao Buzheng took a deep breath: "The wind was too strong just now, and the hair ate in his mouth."

"Then use my hair-fixing lotion, just wipe it on a little bit, and keep your hair style unchanged all day long!" Gu Xueer subconsciously said.

"Quiet—" Mu Patch patted the floor again, "Are you the one who chatted casually and advertised in the courtroom? If you continue to do this, you will be convicted of illegal pyramid schemes!"

Gu Xue'er bowed her head: "My family knew it was wrong. However, my family did not enter the palace to get close to any dragon and phoenix, but actually my family doesn't even know what a dragon or phoenix looks like..."

"Pfft!" Shao Buzheng made a strange sound again, this time without waiting for Mu Buding to speak, he stood up and walked towards the basket.

Seeing that the cat's expression became more and more unfriendly, Gu Xueer immediately begged for mercy: "If the king doesn't like it, I will hide from the master from now on, how about not entering the palace again?" In the words, a pair of water-cut autumn eyes looked forward, looking at Guo Xifu who was on the side, It seems to be calling for help.

Unable to bear it, Guo Xifu stepped forward and whispered something in Mu Patch's ear.

"Forget it, since you admitted your mistake, this king won't bother with you." Mu Patch stroked his beard and rolled his eyes, "But since you're here, this king heard that the former heroine of your house was good at singing and dancing. You have also learned something, so sing a song with us to help you have fun before you go."

Gu Xueer didn't dare to refuse, so she stood up on her hind legs and said, "I don't know what the king wants to hear?"

Mu Patch thought for a while: "Sing some flowers and plants."

Gu Xueer thought for a while, then spun around on the spot and opened her throat: "In that place where the peach blossoms are in full bloom..."

"Stop!" Mu Patch frowned: "It's almost winter, where are the peach blossoms? Sing something suitable for the occasion."

"It's suitable for the occasion..." Gu Xueer looked at the blue sky and white clouds above her head, stood up straight and put on a posture that was ecstatic: "The north wind blows, and the snowflakes float..."

"Stop, stop!" Mu Patch's face became darker: "Such a sad song, if you don't know who is bullying you! Change to something more uplifting, one that can show heroism—" After a pause, "Don't time travel!"

Gu Xueer showed bitterness, thought for a long time, and said cautiously: "The great river goes east, the waves wash away, the eternal romantic..."

Mu Patch waved his paw again: "Stop!"

This time, without waiting for Gu Xueer to speak, the two dogs couldn't stand it any longer, and asked unanimously: "What's wrong this time?"

"It's not that the song is wrong, it's that the person who sang it is wrong!" Mu Patch slid down from the green brick and paced back and forth, "This song was not sung by a weak girl like her, but it should be sung by a big man from Jiangdong with a sledgehammer." The water tank (1) has a taste only when it sings!"

Gu Xueer couldn't bear it anymore: "Why did the king make things difficult for the slave family?"

"He didn't intend to embarrass you, he was just too lonely." Shao Buzheng's voice was faint.

"You... nonsense!" Mu Patch's complexion changed, and he stomped his feet.

Shao Buzheng licked the hair on his chest indifferently, and said earnestly: "Patch, I told you how old you are, the nature of our cats and dogs, we can't stand loneliness, why do you insist? If you don't feel this little female cat, Let’s look for something else.”

Mu Patch was embarrassed: "I'm not lonely, I have no needs, I'm fine!"

Gu Xue'er was bold: "If Your Majesty is really interested, I have some good sisters nearby, so I will bring them some other day, how about serving Your Majesty together?"

"That's right!" Ergou laughed and agreed.

"Meow——" Mu Patch bared his teeth and yelled at the culprit, the little female cat. .But the voice just now was small and vague, Ergou didn't know what to say.

"I think what he said is," Gu Xueer stared at her with bright eyes, showing her innocence, "he doesn't like female cats."

Air stagnates.

half an hour.

"Woof!" Guo Xifu called out to the sky.

"Woo—" Shao Buzheng bowed his head in response.

Gu Xueer huddled by her basket, looked at this, looked at that, suppressed her fear, and said cautiously: "There are still strong|yang fans here at my slave..."