Those years when I climbed the wall

Mu Patch lay under the tree, sighing repeatedly.

The yellow dog leaned forward, his eyes full of sympathy (gloating): "Did you get thrown out yesterday? Tell you not to go in and you won't listen. Did your father rest because of the noise?"

Mu Patch stared, and waved his paw: "You know what! That's the bed, my father made me sleep alone because he was afraid of hurting me!"

Shao Buzheng snorted disdainfully: "Put it down, I live longer than you, eat more soil than you drink water, how can this matter fool me? Tell you, people don't like being disturbed by animals when they sleep!" It has been beaten a lot, and now it doesn't dare to bark at night.

Mu Patch was stunned, tilted his head and thought about it for a long time, hugged his two short front legs and curled his lips: "Nonsense! I have watched my father sleep in a chair since I was a child."

Shao Buzheng's big dog eyes were full of contempt: "Sitting in a chair is called resting, not sleeping! People sleep lying down, wearing very little, and covering themselves with quilts. Do you think it's enough to curl up anywhere like us animals? "

Mu Patch raised his hind legs to scratch his belly but failed, and groaned angrily, "Then let me ask you, if a person snores, is it considered sleep?"

Shao Buzheng admitted: "Forget it!"

Mu Patch was proud: "The old man Li who watched the yard last time was snoring while sitting on a chair, so what's that?"

"This..." Shao Buzheng was really caught up in the question.

"So I thought about it carefully," Mu Patch poked his chin with his hind legs, "People probably don't like being seen by animals with less clothes." Looking back, my father really wore less clothes last night. The shoulders are exposed.

"You're talking nonsense!" Shao Buzheng was also annoyed, "When I was in the front yard, Lao Wang, who brought me here, let me stay in the house to take a bath."

Just like that, the cat and the dog argued for months to no avail over whether the animals would be beaten because of people wearing less clothes or people sleeping.Until one day, the black dog named Xifu appeared.

"Ahem, listen up." Guo Xifu coughed twice, raised his hind legs against the roots of the tree, and did something most common to dogs. He sat under the tree and said like a dog: " The reason why we animals are beaten is that apart from barking, biting, stealing food and refusing to take a bath, the most important thing is that we see what we shouldn’t see.”

The yellow dog rolled his eyes, and the white cat continued to sit slumped, both showing the greatest contempt for their dog: "Nonsense!"

Guo Xifu didn't take it seriously, and turned his nostrils and eyes to the sky, "Do you know what you shouldn't look at?"

Shao Buzheng licked his lips: "Sleep!"

Mu Patch scratched his stomach: "Wear less!"

"One-sided!" Guo Xifu flicked the two tufts of dog hair fluttering in the wind, and bared his dog's teeth with evil eyes, "I tell you, the last thing you should look at is sleeping with people's clothes rarely stacked on top of each other!" Hmph, morning Knowing that one day this will become a talking point for it to show off its erudition, and it will not be so wronged when it was beaten.