Those years when I climbed the wall
Chapter 53
The first time Mu Patch was lucky because of his name was when the Shao family met the dog named Guo Xifu (self-proclaimed).
"Xi-fu?" Mu Patch raised his head and scratched his ears, "Isn't this name given by your mother when she bought New Year pictures?"
Guo Xifu was so angry that he scratched his paws: "Nonsense! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! My mother is a serious scholar. He said that vulgar is elegant and vulgar. All living beings must learn to appreciate both the refined and the vulgar!"
"What nonsense?" Mu Patch stared and blew his beard, "Speaking like a beast!"
Although Guo Xifu has seen some things in the world, compared to Mu Patch, who grew up in the palace, his momentum is obviously inferior. He knows everything when he is frightened: "My mother said, marry a happy common name. It's easy to feed." Shaking his head: "My mother also said that leftovers are easy to digest, eat less and move more to live longer, and bathe more so you don't grow worms so you won't be kicked out, and dogs are the most taboo to be fat. If you are fat, you will be beaten to death and stewed dog meat soup..."
"Is there such a theory?" Mu Patch sat down and licked his paws (the laziness of sitting against a tree and raising his paws lightly licks, in Guo Xifu's eyes, he has a regal temperament!), and then looked at the fearful dog on the opposite side At that time, there was a little more sympathy in his eyes, "You... are you stepmother?"
Guo Xifu's eyes lit up: "How do you know?!" The beasts coming out of the palace are different, their eyes are like torches!
Mu Patch yawned lazily, and nodded his chin forward, "That, is that your stepmother?"
Guo Xifu sniffed his nose and nodded, with a dejected look on his face: "I didn't expect him to come so soon! It seems that he didn't find Buzheng, so he made this trip in vain, and now he's going home."
"Don't fight?" The cat under the tree changed to a more comfortable position and licked its foot at the same time, "You mean that yellow dog that often strolls in the front yard?" The cat answered in the affirmative, showing regret: " He went out early in the morning to visit relatives in the countryside."
"Visiting relatives in the countryside?" Guo Xifu was taken aback, "However, he never mentioned it..."
"Don't worry," the cat grinned, "I went to visit the old mother and brothers and sisters, and went with Old Wang in the front yard. He was brought here from there."
"That's how it is!" Guo Xifu's heart lightened, he tilted his head and smirked.
behind this moment.
"This..." Seeing the snow-white lion cat under the tree, Xun Miao's eyes lit up, and the joy and frustration that he couldn't compete for seeing disappeared immediately, "It is the lion cat that I personally fed today. ?”
"Yes!" Shao Jingheng stepped forward to pick up the cat and stroked it carefully, "Occasionally, the official got bored with it, so they sent it to me to feed it for two days."
"Meow——" the cat rolled its eyes, and waved its paw at the eagerly awaiting dog below, "This is...cough...my stepfather..." Before he could finish speaking, another hand snatched it away.
After rubbing the cat up and down, back and forth, Xun Miao smiled flatteringly at the person opposite, "I don't know this cat, but it's time for breeding?"
When Guo Xifu came home that day, the two words that Mu Patch rolled his eyes and tongue out in his stepmother's hands still echoed in his mind: Help!However, he really doesn't know what this means. He thinks it comes from Mandarin, which may make people look down on him in the future. It seems that there is still a lot to learn!However, there was good news this day, he heard from his stepmother and his own father that they were going to adopt a new cat.In this way, he will have company at home.
"Xi-fu?" Mu Patch raised his head and scratched his ears, "Isn't this name given by your mother when she bought New Year pictures?"
Guo Xifu was so angry that he scratched his paws: "Nonsense! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand! My mother is a serious scholar. He said that vulgar is elegant and vulgar. All living beings must learn to appreciate both the refined and the vulgar!"
"What nonsense?" Mu Patch stared and blew his beard, "Speaking like a beast!"
Although Guo Xifu has seen some things in the world, compared to Mu Patch, who grew up in the palace, his momentum is obviously inferior. He knows everything when he is frightened: "My mother said, marry a happy common name. It's easy to feed." Shaking his head: "My mother also said that leftovers are easy to digest, eat less and move more to live longer, and bathe more so you don't grow worms so you won't be kicked out, and dogs are the most taboo to be fat. If you are fat, you will be beaten to death and stewed dog meat soup..."
"Is there such a theory?" Mu Patch sat down and licked his paws (the laziness of sitting against a tree and raising his paws lightly licks, in Guo Xifu's eyes, he has a regal temperament!), and then looked at the fearful dog on the opposite side At that time, there was a little more sympathy in his eyes, "You... are you stepmother?"
Guo Xifu's eyes lit up: "How do you know?!" The beasts coming out of the palace are different, their eyes are like torches!
Mu Patch yawned lazily, and nodded his chin forward, "That, is that your stepmother?"
Guo Xifu sniffed his nose and nodded, with a dejected look on his face: "I didn't expect him to come so soon! It seems that he didn't find Buzheng, so he made this trip in vain, and now he's going home."
"Don't fight?" The cat under the tree changed to a more comfortable position and licked its foot at the same time, "You mean that yellow dog that often strolls in the front yard?" The cat answered in the affirmative, showing regret: " He went out early in the morning to visit relatives in the countryside."
"Visiting relatives in the countryside?" Guo Xifu was taken aback, "However, he never mentioned it..."
"Don't worry," the cat grinned, "I went to visit the old mother and brothers and sisters, and went with Old Wang in the front yard. He was brought here from there."
"That's how it is!" Guo Xifu's heart lightened, he tilted his head and smirked.
behind this moment.
"This..." Seeing the snow-white lion cat under the tree, Xun Miao's eyes lit up, and the joy and frustration that he couldn't compete for seeing disappeared immediately, "It is the lion cat that I personally fed today. ?”
"Yes!" Shao Jingheng stepped forward to pick up the cat and stroked it carefully, "Occasionally, the official got bored with it, so they sent it to me to feed it for two days."
"Meow——" the cat rolled its eyes, and waved its paw at the eagerly awaiting dog below, "This is...cough...my stepfather..." Before he could finish speaking, another hand snatched it away.
After rubbing the cat up and down, back and forth, Xun Miao smiled flatteringly at the person opposite, "I don't know this cat, but it's time for breeding?"
When Guo Xifu came home that day, the two words that Mu Patch rolled his eyes and tongue out in his stepmother's hands still echoed in his mind: Help!However, he really doesn't know what this means. He thinks it comes from Mandarin, which may make people look down on him in the future. It seems that there is still a lot to learn!However, there was good news this day, he heard from his stepmother and his own father that they were going to adopt a new cat.In this way, he will have company at home.
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