Those years when I climbed the wall

Tang Mao resumed reading for two years, and finally solved the mid-term exam. He brought Su Qing'an and his sister to move to Beijing, and prepared for the provincial exam in the early spring of next year with peace of mind.Coincidentally, the house he was renting was next to Guo and Xun's, but he was not financially able, so he only rented the lower half of the house and lived next to Guo's family.

As for Guo and Xun, since returning to Beijing, Guo Kai found that Xun Miao is still sour compared to before, and he still looks pedantic, but after all, he is far more open about money matters. It is said that all the salted fish are bought outside, and the family has hired a woman to cook it, and every now and then, the young man is ordered to buy food and drinks from the restaurant.The only bad thing is being next to the Tang family.

Guo Kai had nothing to do with it, except that Xun Miao and Su Qing'an were at odds as always, singing and singing across the wall every day, pointing fingers and cursing Huai Huai, and fighting against each other.Xifu shared the same hatred with the Lord, every day when he saw Su Qing'an passing by the door, he had to chase after him and bark loudly, scaring him to make a detour, and made himself feel idle.But other than that, the two families are not uncomfortable.

Xun Miao is now prosperous, his official fortune is prosperous, his salary is rising day by day, besides, he has no family to support, and he gradually spends money as he likes. Apart from three meals a day, he has few snacks and fruits, and he often goes to wine banquets to share with his colleagues and friends. Le, spending hundreds of dollars a night is becoming the norm, so that's all right, but he has a poor capacity for drinking, and he faints after three drinks or two, and spends nights in restaurants a few times.Now Guo Kai has taken precautions, but whenever he drinks at night, he must teach his servants to follow him, and set a family rule: he must not drink more than five cups of wine, and he must not pass Zichu when he returns home!Once the precept is violated, stop drinking at night for one month, and abstain from snacks for ten days!However, after half a load, the effect seems to be limited.

As for Su Qing'an, even though Tang Maoxiu has not won the first place yet, the Tang family's wealth is quite strong, and Su Qing'an has a lot of savings, so he doesn't have to worry about food and drink, but only wants to eat and drink when he is full. To show off his talent, but Tang Maoxiu still regrets the fact that he was bewitched by others and made his sister fall into the quagmire. How could he agree with this move?Especially disgusted with him going to restaurants to perform, because most of them went to private banquets, afraid that he could not help himself, but after all, he realized that this was the only hobby in his life, so he reluctantly returned to Goulan to perform four or five times a month, and paid for everything. willing.

(1) Shortcut

The wind is admitted to the hospital, and the moon shines in the well.

In the small backyard, there were bursts of dogs barking sharply and plaintively, which was extremely tragic.

As soon as the shadow on the wall flickered, a man's face poked out, smiling wickedly under the moonlight: "Xun Shaoqing, where are you washing the dog?"

The strength in his hands increased, Xun Miao gritted his teeth and said nothing, but the barking of the dog became more and more miserable.Seeing that the basin of water was completely dark again, Xun Miao got up to pick it up, took two steps forward, and poured it all over the courtyard wall.

He shrank his head in an instant, but the wall was not high, and in the past six months, there were many cracks, and he was still covered with water.In a fit of anger, Su Qing'an put away her smiling face, and simply straddled the wall: "Xun Miao, you are also a scholar after all, and your etiquette, righteousness, and shame have been eaten by dogs?"

"That's right! I was eaten by you." With a faint remark, Xun Miao went back to the well to fetch water.

The people on the wall are not forgiving: "If I knew today, why bother? If you tell you to let a dog do the murder, you don't know that I, Su, are easy to bully? This time I will be merciful, the ink is mixed, just wash it twice Come on, next time, don’t blame me for being cruel, I will definitely go down and eat dog meat with a stick!”

"How dare you!" Xun Miao glared.

"You will know if I dare to try it!" The man on the wall raised his head and touched his chin: "It's not early, and Xun Shaoqing has this skill to argue with me, so it's better to wash the dog as soon as possible, otherwise Guo Dianshuai will come back soon, see you!" It’s hard to say.” With lowered eyes, an evil look rose to the corner of his mouth: “Let’s say, I don’t know if I still have the strength to climb the old tree tonight, haha——crack!” After laughing twice, an object flew towards his face Hit it straight!With a sway of his body, he seemed to feel that the rotten wall was also swaying, almost falling.Before he could feel ashamed, he heard the familiar voice outside the door, startled, picked up the already dark rag and threw it back: "It's good to wash your dog!" He turned over the wall, straightened his clothes, and went to the door.

The other side.

Xun Miao was full of annoyance: It's all because he was drunk the night before, and he listened to some nonsense he said, so he kept ridiculing through the wall.

As soon as the door rang, Xun Miao was startled like a conditioned reflex, and got up in a panic. Seeing Guo Kai enter the door—or seeing him alone and a dog in a mess, suddenly dark clouds covered his face.

"Akai, you...listen to me..." Xun Miao hurriedly explained, but when he heard the voices of people on the other side of the wall, suddenly there was a flash of inspiration, his breath sank in his dantian, and he spoke loudly: "Akai, I know I'm going again today!" The restaurant banquet has broken the rules, but the promised money must be paid, you let me send the money to Su Qingan, and we will talk when we come back, okay?"

As soon as the words fell, Tang Maoxiu's warm voice just now turned cold and angry: "Are you going to the restaurant again?"

Silently, Xun Miao was full of ambition, but when he turned his eyes to see the cloudy face on the opposite side, he was shocked to realize his situation, shivered, and whispered: "Listen to me..."

As soon as he flicked his sleeves, Guo Kai said bitterly: "You really don't change after repeated admonitions. Since this is the case, this family rule must also be changed! From today on, all money and things in the house will be put in one place, and you should ask me first when you use it! , from now on, I will ask someone to collect your monthly salary on your behalf. For emergency use, I will give you twenty renminbi every day."

"What... what?" Xun Miao's legs went limp, and he couldn't believe his ears: "Twenty Wen? What kind of expenses is it?"

"That's your business!" After saying that, Guo Kai ignored him and entered the room.

Dazed for a long time, he looked up and sighed. Xun Miao sat down and heard Tang Maoxiu's anxious voice again: "From today onwards, shut the door and meditate for a month, and you are not allowed to go anywhere! Tomorrow, I will order the little servant who does chores." I won’t use it for the time being, and you will prepare three meals a day by yourself, and then go to the market to buy a hundred catties of firewood, and you will chop them one by one for me, and store them for the winter!”

Hearing the desperate wailing, Xun Miao suddenly felt the spring breeze blowing on his face, and his heart was refreshed!Hmph, even though everything is destroyed, he still has to be free anyway, with twenty coins a day, he can still eat two pieces of honey cake, compared to the butterfly next door, who is grounded for a month, cooking and chopping firewood, which is better or worse, it is clear at a glance!

Sure enough, there is no worst situation in this world, only comparison.

(2) [-]% off

"Ah Kai, they said that I have a [-]-[-] figure!" Hatefully broke into the room, and the visitor was full of displeasure.

After spitting out the shell of the melon seeds in his mouth, Guo Kai frowned: "Next time I will buy the melon seeds from Xiangxing Kee. The food from the street stalls is really inedible!"

Grabbing the melon seed dish and throwing it to the corner of the desk, the visitor sternly said, "Have you ever listened to me?"

Glancing at him sideways, Guo Kai impatiently said, "You're a big man, what figure do you care about? Besides, I told you to fasten your belt a long time ago and you didn't listen, can you blame me if you don't listen?"

"I..." Xun Miao was at a loss for words, and after a while, he stomped his feet: "Do I want to tie it like this? Isn't it because the pants are loose, so the belt can be tied down so that the pants can be held by the way?"

"Don't you have a pair of pants that fit?" The speaker looked at his waist.

It’s okay if I don’t mention this, but when I mentioned Xun Miao, I was even more angry: "You only give me twenty coins a day, but how long have you thought that I haven’t eaten snacks? The belt is getting wider, can the trousers not be too big?"

"So?" He compared his hands on his waist, and Guo Kai was confused: "I didn't realize it..." Seeing that he was going to get angry again, he took out his money bag from his sleeve in order to calm things down: "Forget it, you really don't know." It’s been a while since I’ve added any new clothes, so tomorrow I’ll make two pairs of pants that fit.”

After squatting under the eaves and counting the money, Xun Miao rubbed his chin, and most of his anger dissipated: The pants are cheaper, but you can save two packs of candied fruit, which is worth the loss.

At the same time, in the courtyard next door.

Standing in front of the mirror with only unlined clothes, turning left and right, the dark-faced man gritted his teeth and muttered to himself: "Are I short-legged? What is [-]-[-]? It's bloody!"

"What are you doing? You're not afraid of catching cold in such a weather?" The person who stepped into the door with a scroll in his arms was surprised.

Turning around sharply, the person in front of the mirror was aggressive: "You said, do I have a [-]-[-] figure?"

Startled for a moment, the visitor narrowed his eyes: "Who said that?"

With a little chin pointing to the next door, Su Qingan's eyes sparkled: "Third Aunt next door! You just spoke so loudly just now, why am I still on stage at an early age, my figure is out of shape, and it would be useless to add brocade! Fart! If it weren't for that Seeing that someone is paying a high price, I don't care about going to a restaurant to go on stage in such a noisy manner!"

"You," Tang Maoxiu's face flashed coldly, "Go to the restaurant again?"

"I..." Dazed back to my senses, the aggressive person just covered his mouth, his thoughts turned quickly, and for a moment: "The third aunt also said that your sister is about to come back and will be stationed in Qingfangxuan to entertain guests! It is said that Qingfangxuan has made an appointment now." Those who see Fangzi are already scheduled for next year!"

Seeing him slam the door away, Su Qing'an held her chest to catch her breath, put on her clothes and went out.

As soon as the door opened, I bumped into someone who was coming, and took a closer look--ah, it's not that the enemies didn't get together, the culprit actually came to the door by himself!

Swords are on the verge of breaking out.The reasons for the two are similar and sufficient: except for the other, no one would do such a despicable act-splashing dirty water behind the back, making fun of people's looks for no reason!However, after mocking for a long time, no one would admit that they were the one who spread the rumors, so they made up their minds and went to find the third aunt together.

Hao Duanduan was eating melon seeds at home, but was suddenly dragged out by two vicious men to confront her, and the third aunt looked inexplicably aggrieved.It was very easy to understand the intentions of the two, and immediately shouted: "I didn't say this, whether it's [-]-[-] or [-]-[-], it's your home..." After a pause, he signaled the two to listen carefully.

"Guo Dianshuai, I'm sorry, Qing'an was reckless. Last time, he had a bad relationship with Xun Shaoqing and smashed the wall. I will bear the repair costs!" Tang Maoxiu's voice.

Guo Kai was not modest: "Brother Tang underestimated Ah Miao too much. He is skinny, but he is not small when he is angry! There is a mistake. The two of them are also split [-]-[-]. The cost of repairing the wall is paid by you and me." There is no need to make concessions, as long as we share equally." After a pause, "Ah Miao's salary is enough to build the wall, and if he has no money, he should be more peaceful."

Tang Maoxiu lowered his voice: "Speaking of security, I heard that Xun Shaoqing has been spending a lot of time traveling around, but how did the commander-in-chief do it?"

"Easy!" Guo Kai was half proud and half cunning: "I have now received his salary on my behalf. In the past few months, I have been with him every day for twenty pennies, so as not to need it urgently. I dare not spend it casually if I have no money." Pin, he eats less snacks, and his body has become much lighter recently, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone!"

"Receiving the salary on behalf of..." Tang Maoxiu seemed to understand, "I understand, next time Gou Lan pays the salary, I will also go to collect it on my behalf. I don't have any money, I see what kind of clothes and props he buys, and how to go to the restaurant to sell jokes!"

Looking at each other, the two people in the next courtyard silently let go of Sangu's hand and went out side by side.

Sometimes it only takes a moment to go from being intolerable to fighting against the enemy, but there is one common reason.