The protagonist is blocked by me [Quick Transmigration]

When Zha Yu woke up, he had already returned to Kangyang Peak, and there was still the big carved bed with magenta curtains in front of him. Zha Yu was already familiar with this place and couldn't be more familiar with it, so he didn't need to look carefully, Zha Yu knew that he was in where.

Then the events of last night inevitably occupied his mind.

Until now, Zha Yu refuses to admit that the person who was so careless yesterday and kept telling Yan Ji, "I want it, I want it" is himself.

But life is so moody.

Fortunately, Lu Wu is not here now.Otherwise, Zha Yu would feel ashamed to face others.

Zha Yu lifted the quilt and looked around, fully observing the situation of the enemy and ourselves, and found that not only Lu Wu was not there, but even Xiao Daotong, who usually served in Kangyang Palace, was gone.Does this mean...

Can he sneak away?

Action is worse than heartbeat, Zha Yu lifted the quilt and was about to get out of bed, but when he got down to the ground, he pulled the wound in the secret place.

Zha Yu bared his teeth in pain.

"This beast!"

Zha Yu couldn't help spitting at Lu Wu from the bottom of his heart, but he packed up and drove down the mountain before Lu Wu came back.

But the way down the mountain is not easy, mainly because Zha Yu doesn't have the magic weapon to bless him.

Didn't Zha Yu take medicine last night?Lu Wu didn't even want to talk about the enthusiasm along the way.Seeing Zha Yu's grievance when he took off his clothes but couldn't take them off, Lu Wu also felt distressed, so he kindly helped Zha Yu to take off his clothes together, just take off now, but the two of them are still flying in the sky , So Zha Yu's clothes fell to every corner of Jiuyuan Continent one by one.

By the way, those precious children of Zha Yu also disappeared.

So now, Zha Yu has become a commander in chief.

But people are lucky to be alive.So Zha Yu limped down Kangyang Peak.

What, you ask me why Zha Yu is limping?

Then don't ask me, you have to ask Lu Wu, it is Lu Wu who slept with Zha Yu last night and it is not a loss.

Say Cha Yu again.

When Zha Yu went down the mountain, it was already dark. Although the road was bumpy, it was barely smooth.When passing through the mountain gate, even though some elders asked Zha Yu for the gate number, they were frightened back by Zha Yu's look.

With the name of the disciple of the ancestor of Kangyang Peak, Zha Yu can already run wild in Zhengyangzong.

The moment he walked out of the mountain gate, Zha Yu suddenly had the pleasure of playing truant.

"what……"

The air outside is cooler than inside.

As for the foot of Zhengyangzong Mountain, there is Yunyang City, which is known as the first city of Taoist cultivators. Zha Yu stood under the tower and barely recognized the word "city" after a lot of effort.

All right.Even if it is to "such and such a city".

Zha Yu rubbed his belly, his most urgent task now is to find a place to eat, as for the lack of spirit stones... that is something that the restaurant where he eats for free should consider.

Zha Yu turned his head and went into a small restaurant closest to him.

If you want to talk about Cha Yu's appearance, it's better to wait first, otherwise Liu Yifeng, that pervert, wouldn't just stare at Cha Yu as soon as he came up, so as soon as Cha Yu entered the restaurant, dozens of His eyes were fixed on Zha Yu.

Zha Yu didn't bother to talk to them.

It is only serious to leave as soon as you have a full stomach.

So after ordering, Zha Yu sat on the chair and ate and drank, with one leg still standing on the stool next to him, eating in an extremely rude manner.

The diners next to him started shaking their heads.

This person is beautiful, but his behavior is too unsightly, and he has a lot of food. If he marries him, he will definitely be a prodigal.

After a brief silence, the tavern became lively again.

"Have you heard? The Liu family mansion caught fire last night, and the fire burned for five hours..."

The elder brother obviously didn't want others to hear him, and his voice was especially low.

But Zha Yu still heard it.

Oh, someone's house is on fire.

"Where is there a fire? It's clear that someone set the fire on purpose! The Liu family is the largest family in Yunyang City. There are countless heroes in the family, and the mansion is also equipped with a defensive array. How can ordinary fire burn!"

Well, it looks like someone is looking for revenge.

Zha Yu wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and pulled another chicken leg from the plate.

"But the Liu family has Jindan Patriarch sitting in the town! Who dares to provoke him if he wants to die?"

"Hmph... If the Liu family didn't have that Jindan patriarch, maybe they wouldn't have been involved in this disaster..."

While speaking, the man's eyes glanced around again, seeing that no one was paying attention, he lowered his voice and said something again.

"It is said that the ancestor of the Liu family molested the little ancestor of the Zhengyang Sect..."

Before the man could finish speaking, the food in Zha Yu's mouth spurted out all at once.

The little ancestor of the Zhengyang Sect they were talking about... wasn't he they were talking about?

Fortunately, someone handed him a handkerchief.

"Thanks……"

Zha Yu took the handkerchief and wiped his mouth, but before he finished saying "thank you", Zha Yu felt something was wrong, and when he raised his head, he saw an extremely beautiful face.

Lu Wu was smiling brightly.

However, Zha Yu's legs were so frightened that his legs went limp, and he almost fell off the stool. As for the reason why he didn't fall, it was because Lu Wu put his arms around his waist.

Lu Wu is not a person who accepts him when he sees a deal. He is a person who pushes his feet. He touched Zha Yu's waist, and even pulled Zha Yu into his arms, and let him sit on his lap.

Then she turned her head and kissed Zha Yu's oily and shiny mouth.

"It seems that I didn't work hard enough last night, you can still get out of bed today..."

There was a lot of movement this time.So anyone with open eyes can see it.

Not to mention how shocking Lu Wu's actions are, his face is enough to attract the attention of everyone present.

What's more, someone has actually seen Lu Wu.

Because of this, someone knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Lu Wu a few times.

"I have seen the ancestor... I have seen the ancestor..."

Lu Wu didn't bother to pay attention to those people, so he just looked at Zha Yu's little expression.

This expression of embarrassment and indignation is the most worth watching.

That's why Lu Wu became even more interested, found some food from the table, and insisted on feeding it to Zha Yu's mouth.

Where Zha Yu was willing to eat, his head had already turned to the other side, and then he saw the little monk standing behind Lu Wu.

Duanmu.

Duanmu's mental state is not very good, his face is pale, his eyes are not bright, his whole body is very numb,

Zha Yu intuitively felt that Duanmu's expression was spoiled.

Play!bad!up!

Zha Yu was startled, and turned to look at Lu Wu.

Could it be... was also eaten by Lu Wu?

Zha Yu trembled, and looked at Lu Wu with an even more resentful expression.

It's not a big deal for this person to occupy his body, but he didn't even let the little fat man's body go!

Lu Wu was at a loss.What is Zha Yu thinking about again?

He knocked on Zha Yu's head and pulled Duanmu's rope to make him stand in front of Zha Yu.

The state of Duanmu looking down at his toes made Zha Yu very worried.

Zha Yu looked back at Lu Wu.

Didn't Lu Wu want to introduce a younger sister to him, and then tell them that the two of them will love each other as a family in the future?

Don't let such bloody drama happen to a boy like him, okay?

Lu Wu's eyebrows twitched again.The way Zha Yu looked at him always made him feel furious.

"Do you dare to run away with others in the future?"

Lu Wu aimed at Zha Yu's butt and slapped him.Zha Yu subconsciously protected her chrysanthemum.

Zha Yu seems to know why Duanmu is here.

"Next time you run away with others and fall into the hands of bad guys, I won't save you! Those bad guys don't have such a good temper as I do! They will lock you up and tie you up with a rope, and leave you naked without clothes. Run, give you all kinds of medicine..."

When talking about this, Lu Wu scratched Zha Yu's nose affectionately.

"Let you become a little prostitute, you will feel uncomfortable if you don't get fucked for a day, maybe they will give you pregnancy stones, make you pregnant and have a baby, and they will not let you go after giving birth, and they will sell you , sold to woodcutters in deep mountains and old forests. Those woodcutters share wives, and several brothers will have sex with you. Today the boss and tomorrow the second will take turns. That’s not counting, you have to give birth to each of them. Baby, what if none of them have planted it? If you just give birth to a baby, forget it, you have to wash clothes and cook for him, everything is for four people, and after giving birth, it is for eight people..."

"Are you afraid?"

Zha Yu nodded, he was really scared.

Lu Wu patted Zha Yu's head.

"Good... as long as you are good in the future, I promise not to give you bad food. I will make you happy with my craftsmanship. I won't sell you when I get tired of you, and I won't give you pregnancy stones. Of course, if you really want a baby if……"

"No! I don't want to!"

Zha Yu's head shook more joyfully than a rattle.

Just kidding, he has a big belly and is pregnant in October, how many days will he not be able to have sex!

"Well, if you don't want to be born, you can't give birth, but this person..."

Lu Wu pointed to Duanmu beside him.

"You are not allowed to associate with him in the future, he will bring you down. If you want to find a little partner, it would be good to meet the little apprentice on Yangfeng Peak. You can discuss with you a hundred ways to please the master." posture."

"..."

Zha Yu felt that Lu Wu in front of him was very strange.Has Lu Wu been taken away? Crooked!

Actually no no.

The sky is big and the earth is big, who can take away Lu Wu's body?Lu Wu just wanted to get along with Zha Yu in a different way.

Hard ones won’t work, let’s have soft ones.

Lu Wu used a gentle offensive this time.

Although Lu Wu didn't notice, his current state is very similar to Zha Yu's Mama. As for Duanmu's performance, he is the bear boy of the neighbor's next door.

The kind that specially spoils your own baby.

"I originally wanted to teach this kid a lesson, such as breaking his dog legs. But after thinking about it, he is also your friend. If I really cripple him, how can you talk to others in the future? Make friends? So how about this, you give me a step down, beg me symbolically, and I will spare him, okay...you will beg me, right?"

"Uh-huh?"

Zha Yu was confused by Lu Wu.Until Lu Wu pointed to his mouth.

"..."

Zha Yu looked at Duanmu next to him, and found that Duanmu was looking at him eagerly.

So Zha Yu closed his eyes, and his heart froze, and he kissed Lu Wu's mouth.

I found that Lu Wu's lips are soft.