The protagonist is blocked by me [Quick Transmigration]

Just like the so-called long night of sleepless nights, Zha Yu lay on the bed, unable to fall asleep no matter what he said.

Because... he was hungry.

Ever since that brat got mad and left, no one has come to see Zha Yu, as if there is no one like him in this world, so at this moment, Zha Yu can be said to be incompetent every day and ineffective. Uh, besides, Zha Yu is still dumb and can't bark...

It was so miserable.

In fact, Zha Yu doesn't mind being a transparent person, it's best that these people can forget him, but can you put him off the bed first and then forget him!Although he really likes the user experience of lying down and not moving, he couldn't help but lie in the same position all day long!If this continues, Zha Yu feels that he will go crazy.

Oh no, he must have starved to death before going mad.

"Cuckoo~"

Zha Yu's stomach has been growling uncontrollably for several hours.

Then Zha Yu had hallucinations.

He saw a banana bouncing in through the window.

At this time, the sky is dark and the room is chaotic. This level of light can only distinguish whether there is anyone in the room. High-tech work such as distinguishing between men and women is absolutely hopeless under such light. .In addition, Zha Yu was starved all day, and his head was already dizzy and lost his basic judgment ability, so when he saw the banana appear, his first reaction was not to shout that there was a ghost, but to drooling Keep your mouth open and wait for that banana to throw itself into the trap.

The banana did not live up to Zha Yu's expectations, before jumping out of the window, it came straight towards Zha Yu, and jumped in front of Zha Yu after seeing it twice or twice.

Zha Yu thought, if this is not a free lunch, what is it?So he didn't think about anything, and he didn't even plan to peel the banana. Of course, his hands were tied and he couldn't peel it, so he swallowed the banana in his mouth!

"Ahhhhhh! Brother Yu, you bit my ear!"

Zha Yu was taken aback for a moment, he seemed to hear something?This voice... seems familiar?

Uh……

He must have been hungry for too long and had auditory hallucinations.

Zha Yu ignored the voice, he used his remaining willpower to control his facial muscles, and prepared to let the upper teeth and the lower teeth have a zero-distance intimate contact.But when he bit down with all his strength, he found that he just took a mouthful of air.

But his teeth were shaking because of biting too hard...

hurts a little.

"#%＠＊&、＠＄!"

Zha Yu actually wanted to say something.

"Who the hell hurt your uncle!"

But he is dumb now, so what he says is a bunch of gibberish, not to mention ordinary people, even gods may not understand.

However, his angry emotions can be felt by others more or less.

"Brother Yu...it's me...Cupid..."

The bananas on the ground slowly turned into people.

Zha Yu squinted his eyes and looked carefully, and when he finally figured out who this person was, all his anger came up.

"%&#%@*&,@$!"

Zha Yu wanted to say this time.

"Where the hell did you go!"

"..."

Cupid didn't quite understand what Zha Yu wanted to say, so he just looked at Zha Yu innocently.

Seeing this, Zha Yu was filled with anger and could only be smothered in his heart.

Damn dumb, what a tragedy!

Zha Yu decided to endure the calm for a while and take a step back to broaden the sea and the sky, so that the green hills will not be afraid of running out of firewood, the key is to leave here first!So Zha Yu began to shake the ribbons on his body. Although these things are very light, they are very strong. Zha Yu struggled for a whole day and couldn't untie them!Seeing him like this, Cupid should know how to untie him, right?

Zha Yu looked at Cupid expectantly, only to find that Cupid had actually wandered off!

At this critical time, God!tour!sky!outside!up!

In fact, it's not Cupid's fault. If it's to be blamed, it's him, Zha Yu himself.

Blame him, he looks so good-looking.

The light in this room is not bright, but there are advantages to not being bright.At this time, Zha Yu was wearing a bright red robe, his hair was spread loosely on the bed, his eyebrows and eyes were still exquisite, but compared to the previous world, his appearance was a bit more heroic.

More importantly... is that he is now tied to the bed.Can't even move.

Can't even move.

What a wonderful thing this is!

Cupid suddenly remembered the kiss in the cave.Then for some reason, he suddenly had a strange emotion, that is, he didn't want to let Zha Yu go at all now, he just wanted Zha Yu to be tied up like this!

such……

Then he can kiss him unscrupulously!

"$%￥＠＊&＠＄!"

Zha Yu was mad now, even if he couldn't speak, he kept babbling and screaming, his eyeballs were bigger than copper bells, and his expression was so ferocious that he wanted to eat Cupid alive.

Cupid was awakened by the noise, and jumped out of his dream. He was already in shock, but suddenly saw Zha Yu's cannibalistic expression. It can be said that he suffered two blows one after another. , quickly walked to Zha Yu, and untied him from the restraints on his body.

It's just that Zha Yu didn't appreciate it, as soon as his hands were released, he slapped Cupid on the head.

This is to punish Cupid for being too slow.

Cupid rubbed his head without making a sound, and stood in front of Zha Yu with his head down like a little wife.

He blamed himself very much in his heart now, and he began to wonder if he should go to the gods to repent, how could he have such evil thoughts, and he still treats his dearest brother Yu, this is really unreasonable!

Zha Yu didn't know what Cupid was thinking, and thought he was hurting him. After all, Cupid was still a baby, so it seemed a bit too much for him.But let Zha Yu take the initiative to apologize, that is what happens only when the sun comes out from the west, so Zha Yu just poked Cupid's temple with his finger, and then put on a look of "Master, I am very merciful and forgive you, wait for mortals." Hurry up and kneel and lick" look.

However, Cupid still followed him.

Seeing that his elder brother Yu treated him as usual, and didn't alienate him because of his small thoughts, Cupid immediately became happy again.He was about to rush up to have a bear hug with his elder brother Yu, but was stopped by the voice from Zha Yu's stomach.

Zha Yu looked at Cupid helplessly, grabbed his hand and wrote three words on his palm.

"I'm hungry."

Then go through Cupid and go outside the door.

On the contrary, Cupid stared blankly at his palm, he seemed to be able to feel the feeling of Zha Yu writing on his hand, it was crisp and numb, as if there were thousands of ants crawling.

His eyes flickered, then he slowly closed his fists and quickly followed Zha Yu.

The dining room of Cangmu Sect is not hard to find.

Zha Yu gnawed on the chicken leg while listening to Cupid tell him about the situation in this world.

Their world is equivalent to the ancient times in Zha Yu's cognition, and the people here are the same as the ancient people, with internal and external skills but no tortoise style qigong.Now there are two major gangs in Jianghu, one is the Zhengdao League headed by the Wudang faction, they usually act chivalrously and righteously, occasionally fight and bicker because of their martial arts level, they stumbling each other, generally speaking they are very friendly .But the other gang is not very harmonious, mainly because the teachings of this sect are too bohemian and love freedom.This gang is called the Cangmu Sect. Of course, decent people still call it the Demon Sect. This Demon Sect does not do bad things, but it never does good things. Their teaching is to do whatever they want, and the biggest principle is that they have no principles.

But... how can this work!

If there are no rules, wouldn't the world be in chaos?So people from Zhengdao League came to Cangmu Sect to preach the truth.

"..."

When Zha Yu heard this, he didn't even bother to eat chicken legs.

Reasonable?It's no wonder Cang Mu listened to them!

In fact, just as Zha Yu thought, those Cangmu Sect members refused to listen to the thoughts of the Zhengdao League, and started fighting when they disagreed.The fight on both sides became more and more fierce, and the fight became more and more severe. At the beginning, they were all young people on both sides. In the end, even the leaders, hair guards, and elders got involved. In the end, they even alarmed the leader of the Righteous Dao League and the Cangmu Sect. Hierarch.

It's good that they don't meet, but when they meet, something big happens!

The little leader of the Cangmu Sect actually fell in love with the big leader of the Zhengdao League, and insisted on marrying him back home!

How could he be accommodated here!

The little sect leader is only seventeen or eighteen years old, but the grand alliance leader is in his twenties!Even if the two of them want to be together, it should be the leader of the alliance marrying their little leader!

As a result, bloody storms erupted in the entire martial arts world because of the question of who would go up and who would go down between the big leader and the little leader.In the end, the little leader tricked him, poisoned the big leader and took him back as a captive.

After the story was told, Zha Yu was also full.

It's a beautiful story, but!This has nothing to do with Zha Yu!Because Cupid said that the energy quantum of this world is not in a certain person, but in a kind of medicine called "Guiyuan Pill".So no one in this world has anything to do with him, only this elixir has something to do with him.In other words, Zha Yu didn't have to have sex with anyone anymore, he only needed to take a pill to get it done.

This made Zha Yu extremely happy.

Because although some people were gone, they still couldn't disappear from his memory so quickly.

Zha Yu hooked the corners of his mouth slightly, hiding the sadness and sadness on his face.When he raised his head again, his heartless smile was put on his face again, he didn't plan to stay here any longer, his intuition told him that that brat was not something he could offend, so As soon as he finished eating, he immediately picked up Cupid's collar.

Good morning!

Zha Yu led Cupid and ran out of the dining room again, tiptoeing very lightly.It's just that when they closed the door outside, countless torches lit up all around, and the whole courtyard was as bright as day in an instant, and the firelight reflected on their faces, clearly illuminating their expressions.

"Does the leader want to go away so quietly?"

At the end of the torch was the boy in the blue dress.Oh no, it's that brat who looks like a dog.