Li Taibai Raising a Corpse [End Times]

Milk cats can start to eat solid food in three to four weeks. Shuangpurn bought many brands and flavors of cat food for Xiaobai to try. Within a few days, he was sure of its taste. As for the rest of the test, Xiaobai didn’t like it. After a few days, one person and one cat get along very well. If Xiaobai can get rid of his bad habit of sleeping on his chirp, Shuanglin will be very satisfied.

It’s really crazy to say it. I’ve never heard of a cat that likes to sleep on its owner’s chirp. Shuanglin didn’t have the nerve to reveal it at home. She secretly asked the almighty Du Niang for help. Talking without back pain, full of sarcastic remarks, nowhere to ask for help, so I had to help myself.

Love climbing?The head office won't let you in. For the first time, Shuanglin ignored Xiaobai's wailing and left it in the pet room. Unexpectedly, he fell asleep, and the little guy scratched at his door like crazy, scratching and howling. , a family of four was quarreled three times, and he was left to hold his ground with his ears covered, but his mother broke into the door and taught him a lesson for a long time. It’s not that you want to raise a cat. I just like to sleep in the same room with you, what's the matter with letting it come in and sleep, look at the poor little guy's voice is hoarse... The twin purlins who have been sprayed with saliva all over the face are suffering and can't tell.

After dinner, night fell, and it was time for Shuanglin to worry again.

This time, he squatted down, raised his chin with one hand, and said sincerely, "I bought you an electric blanket for cats, and you will never be frozen."

"Meow!" Haven't you noticed that the time you spend running in the morning is getting shorter and shorter?

"Look at how comfortable and warm this little nest is. My...cough, what's so good about the bed, don't you feel anxious? As an independent cat, can you be a little territorial?"

"Meow!" Didn't you notice that the scars at the corners of your eyes are getting shallower?It's all thanks to the Great Immortal!

"You said you still chose to sleep in such a fragile place. Come, let me read it to you." Shuanglin took out her mobile phone and found the news that she accidentally saw yesterday. I love sleeping with cats..." At first he didn't pay much attention to this news, but while reading this, he shuddered inexplicably, and his smiling face immediately became serious, "You haven't bathed since you were born, What if you have fleas or something on your body, what should you do? You are not allowed to go to bed in the future!" Nodding the cat's head threateningly, "It's better to go to the hospital for a checkup tomorrow..." Shuanglin took the towel and went into the bathroom.

Li Taibai lowered his head and smelled himself, shaking his ears in embarrassment, he hasn't bathed for almost a month...but there are absolutely no bugs!

The bathroom is in the suite of his room, and the double purlins are for his own use, so he doesn’t pay much attention to it. He doesn’t have the habit of closing the door. He is wiping his head of shampoo, and the white bubbles flow down his cheeks. Spraying the ground and washing it quickly, he didn't notice a white figure sneaking in through the crack of the door, squatting at his feet, and the bubble water from washing hit it all.

Li Taibai: Hmm~~ I still don’t like the feeling of my hair being soaked in water, but it’s for double cultivation!

"Why did you come in!" Shuanglin inadvertently saw the cat under his eyes through the slits of his eyes. He didn't care about the unwashed foam on his head, so he quickly turned off the shower, wiped his face, opened his eyes, and squatted down to check. The cat under the foot.It was already drenched by now, and the water-occupied hair was sticking to the body wetly. The whole cat shrank a lot, and the sense of achievement that Shuanglin had finally fattened up the little guy was gone in an instant.

I wanted to wipe it off with a towel, so I quickly dried it. Who knows what is wrong with this guy squatting in front of him, and all the foam from the wash will hit him, and I don’t know if the shampoo will be harmful to his skin. After thinking about it for a few seconds, Shuanglin took down the shower decisively, adjusted the temperature, and rinsed Xiaobai's body, "You are really my little ancestor, and you will find me something to do." Purlin lamented in his heart, cats under the full moon cannot be bathed, Xiaobai has four or five days before the full moon, and he has not yet mastered the tutorial on cat bathing.

Fortunately, Xiaobai was cooperative enough to wash off the foam on his body without much effort. He raised his hand to turn on the bathroom heater, pointed at the cat's head and warned: "Stay here and don't move, do you hear me!" He doesn't have cat body wash here, I had no choice but to use the wooden one first, walked out of the bathroom, turned up the temperature in the room, put on a bathrobe, and strode out to get the body soap. I used a Yuba to take a bath in summer, and the air conditioner was turned up. someone else.

Li Taibai, who was left in the bathroom, was obviously out of shape, what did the innate spirit body do?I haven't finished the bath yet, but fortunately, Shuanglin came in with a small bottle in a short time. He poured some white liquid from the bottle, rubbed it on his hands and wiped it on his body. Li Taibai tilted his head I looked up at the row of bottles of various colors on the shelf next to me. Isn't there one here?Why do you still go out to get it, and seek far away, what should I do if the innate spirit body is not very good at thinking?

"Close your eyes."

Li Taibai obeyed obediently, and Shuanglin raised his eyebrows in surprise. He was afraid that the bath milk would flow into his eyes, and he was habitually nagging, but the little guy actually closed his eyes according to his words. Cats instinctively don’t like getting wet on their bodies. Every time Mu Mu takes a bath, his mother is like fighting a war, but Xiao Bai let him take a bath so obediently.

You haven't bathed since birth, what if you have a flea or something?Do not go to bed in the future!

"Meow!" Hurry up, the water is about to get into the eyes, and Li Taibai is not satisfied with the slow-moving innate spirit body.

Shuanglin raised the corners of his mouth, shook off the inexplicable associations in his head, and quickened his movements: "Master Cat, you are really difficult to serve, I regret it now that it is too late."

"Meow?" Regret what?

"Okay." Shuanglin picked up the little guy with a bath towel and carried him out of the bathroom, covered it in the bath towel and wiped it several times. The hairs on Xiao Bai's body were stuck together and curled up in a mess. This caused Shuanglin to laugh, "It's so ugly, I really should take a picture of you as a souvenir." Afraid of freezing the little guy, he just talked, but Li Taibai raised his paw unwillingly and gave him a paw, which didn't bother him. The nails protruded, harmless, Shuanglin only thought it was playing with himself, took the hair dryer, and adjusted it to the middle range, afraid that the wind would be too hot and hurt the cat's skin, so he gently rubbed it with one hand at a distance Mao, holding the hair dryer in one hand and blowing slowly.

When it was his turn to blow the hair on his belly, Shuanglin took a dry towel and spread it out, and let Xiaobai lie on his back, exposing his belly. It was much more convenient to blow. If my mother knew that Xiaobai was so good, she would be jealous to death.

The warm and moderate wind blows slowly on the body, and the slender fingers on the stomach gently move and massage, Li Taibai spreads his paws, narrows his eyes and feels drowsy.

Suddenly, a drop of warm water dripped on his nose, Li Taibai subconsciously stretched out his tongue and licked his nose, regaining some energy.

Raising his eyes, his gaze inadvertently hit that person's face, his sexy lips were pursed into an arc because of his earnestness, round beads of sweat appeared from his handsome nose, at this moment his eyes were drooping, and he couldn't see clearly Li's emotions, but Li Taibai can feel the warmth.

There was a trace of water on the forehead extending to the hairline, whether it was sweat or the water droplets that were wiped off after taking a bath, the water traces gathered along the chin and formed a drop that landed on his nose, Li Taibai stretched out his tongue and licked it Once, it is slightly salty and sweaty.

I don't know why, Li Taibai felt his chest swell, and his heart was full of emotions he had never experienced before. It was so strange that he couldn't react, but he decided to treat the innate spirit body better in the future.Even Shanmao Jing, who listened to him most in the back of the mountain, never bathed or combed him.

"Okay." After drying, Xiaobai's hair has regained its function of covering the body. It looks fluffier than before, fluffy, and feels very good. Shuanglin threw it on the bed. "Today, an exception is allowed." You sleep on the bed, but," the double purlin raised his face, he was very serious, "stay on the bed, don't get off, I will come back to check later, if your little paws are dirty, you can't sleep on the bed."

"Meow meow." Got it, really long-winded.

Shuanglin still didn't know why his good ancestor who had served him so hard could slander him. He walked into the bathroom and was photographed by the hot bathroom heater. Washing his half-washed hair just now, the invisible foam sticking to his head was washed away by the water, and emerged one after another.

Drying her hair, leaving only the lamp by the bed, she got on the bed with the double purlins, and she really pressed Xiao Bai into her arms and checked the paw pads: "Come and see, are you obedient?" Many, the plum blossom claw pads are still pink, tender and spotless.

"You're smart, I'll give you a goodnight kiss." He lowered his head and kissed Meow's ears, placed Xiaobai next to the pillow, took a pillow towel and covered the cat, "Good night." He reached out and turned off the light, after thinking about it again He raised his head and warned Xiaobai, "Don't move your nest, just sleep here!" I haven't had a morning erection for many days, is it really all right?The double purlin is no longer sure whether it is the cat's problem or his own problem.

Li Taibai is still fluttering his ears under the pillow towel and can’t think about it. After living for 1000 years, he has only been kissed by his mother Lihuahua. Mother said that apart from his old mother, only a female civet cat who will marry in the future can kiss him. He was actually kissed by a Humans kissed!what to do?

But now that he has become a domestic cat, he can no longer marry the female raccoon cat, and if he cannot marry the female raccoon cat, no one will kiss him. Innate spiritual body, double/cultivation partner, own person, it doesn't matter if you kiss him, right?

This omnipotent reason once again convinced Li Taibai's magical brain circuit.

Late at night, everything was quiet, feeling the steady breathing by his ears, Li Taibai opened his eyes, his eyes shone brightly in the darkness, got out of the pillow towel, climbed onto the double purlin pillow, and rubbed the chin of the innate spirit body, After making sure that he was fast asleep, Li Taibai blinked his eyes like a thief, and got into bed.