Li Taibai Raising a Corpse [End Times]
Chapter 1 Die, come back to life.
"Meow meow..." Starved to death...
"Meow meow meow..." I'm starving to death...
In the warm and comfortable cat nest, the kittens who are waiting to be fed are very noisy, but there is also a maverick little white cat who is still awakened by raising its paws and covering its ears. "They kicked out of the nest.
Well...it's finally quiet.
Li Taibai arched his body and stretched his waist, exhaled foul breath, and then hugged his head with his paws in frustration. What kind of place is this place? It is really incomprehensible for a kitten to be so vigorous in such an environment where the cat cannot breathe. It is really a strong vitality.
One and a half months ago, Li Taibai was still a great demon on Qingfeng Mountain—a civet cat demon. It is not easy for a spirit to cultivate, and it is even more difficult to give birth to offspring. Li Taibai’s mother, Li Huahua, and her husband have worked hard for more than 600 million days and nights. In the middle of the night, she was pregnant with the third child, and Li Taibai was the third child, and there were two elder brothers above him, so his name also has a long history.
It is said that on the day when Li Huahua gave birth, Father Li was watching nervously. The eldest and second child were born smoothly, but the third child was reluctant to come out for some reason. Father Li took time to lick/go to the body of the eldest and second child. The sausage casing, showing his true face, dark piebald with him, looks really handsome, before Father Li had time to show a gratified smile, he heard his wife shouting: "The head of the house, come out, you come Give me a hand."
When the raccoon father heard this, he quickly transformed into a human form and dragged out the young son who had only exposed a little sharp corners. When Li Huahua came over and licked the covering off his son, the raccoon father saw the original appearance of the young son and called out: "Taibai!" This youngest son has been reluctant to come out because his daughter-in-law gave birth to the first two, and the ink is used up. Poor, how can such a clear color catch prey and survive.
But Li Huahua misunderstood what her man meant, and she looked up at her man with admiration: "Master, your name is a good one! It's much better than the name of the son of the big cat's next door." How could he have the nerve to confess to his wife that everything was a misunderstanding, especially when a female raccoon cat looked at him eagerly, so he had no choice but to make the wrong mistake, so the name was decided, Taibai, raccoon Taibai.
In fact, Li Taibai is not pure white, but the color is much lighter than that of his father and elder brother, but it does not hinder the preference of his parents for him. The father and mother of the Li family think this way: if a child smashes this defective product that lacks ink, it is still worth it. I don't know if there will be any female civet cats who will marry in the future, but unfortunately, only us parents will be more distressed.
It's just that I didn't expect that among the three sons, the youngest son who was the least favored was born with intelligence and amazing talents.
So 500 years later, the grass in front of the graves of the two elder brothers has been replaced by crop after crop, Li Taibai has also grown into a handsome young man, and cultivated into a big monster who dominates one side.
In fact, this so-called hegemony was forcibly crowned by other monsters. Our simple good boy Lang Li Taibai didn't know it. For example, one year in the middle of winter, Li Huahua suddenly wanted to eat lotus root. lotus root?But as a filial and obedient son, Li Taibai couldn't bear to refuse. He ran to the lotus pond in the back mountain, and a spiritual attack smashed the three-foot-thick ice into a deep hole, before he jumped down , a black carp that has been cultivated for a hundred years jumped out first and begged for mercy: "Hero, forgive me, the thousand-year-old lotus seeds in the lotus pond are indeed in my hands, and now I hand them over to the hero, please be merciful!"
Li Taibai has a problem. He listens to others and only listens to the parts he is most interested in. The thousand-year-old lotus seeds have pure and long-lasting spiritual energy, and the benefits of eating them are extraordinary. This fish is even willing to give him as a gift when they meet. It is really a peerless good fish. Touching the empty pockets, I was in a hurry to leave today, and I didn’t bring anything with me. It’s better to return gifts when others give you something. My son Lang Li Taibai had an idea: "My name is Li Taibai." If you leave your name, you will be a friend. Next time we meet, I will make up for the meeting gift.
To Hei Li's ears, it means that the robbery is over, and he left a name in a frantic way to say that if you have the guts, you can come to me and ask for a return!How arrogant!But this civet cat's cultivation is unfathomable, it is not invincible, so he had to swallow his anger and offer the lotus seeds.
The peerless good fish turned its head, and said to the demon as soon as it got into the water: You know what?A monster with deep cultivation and a strange name called Li Taibai came from the back mountain. Today he saw me and started fighting without saying a word. I fought with him for [-] rounds, but I was still defeated and seriously injured by him. Yes, he even stole my lotus seeds...
One spreads ten, ten spreads a hundred, a hundred spreads n, the power of the masses is infinite, so the whole Qingfeng Mountain knows that there is a monster named Li Taibai, who has a violent temperament, eats monsters whenever he sees them, and the black carp in the lotus pond in the back mountain was eaten by him.
There are countless examples like this, and I’m afraid I can’t finish them in three days and three nights, so I won’t repeat them one by one here. In short, Li Taibai’s name on Qingfeng Mountain is very famous.
After another 500 years of practice, Li Taibai will have a thousand years. After he completes his cultivation, he can cross the catastrophe and become an immortal at any time. The sun is shining brightly, and the long-awaited Jieyun finally came. Li Taibai has a pure personality and a peaceful personality. He has a bad head, but he hasn't done anything harmful to the world, and he likes to help a small animal cross a river every now and then, so the thunder calamity is just meaningless and doesn't have much power.
Immediately you will become a fairy. Isn't it just for this day to practice for a thousand years?Li Taibai was very excited, and his father and mother were even more excited than him. If they knew that there was a cheerleading team to express passion and support, they would never hesitate to copy two bouquets of small wild flowers and dance on the spot.
When a person gets excited, usually nothing good happens, and so does the raccoon.
Coincidentally, the weasel spirit of Beishan is also going through the catastrophe at this time. He is just different from Li Taibai.Of course not, this Lei Jie is going to the fairy world to select talents, not to pick scumbags.It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, the thunder that was as thick as an arm was overwhelming and was about to hit him on the head.
Seeing that something was wrong, the weasel quickly cheered up and ran away. In a panic, he didn't choose his way. He didn't even pay attention to the sign he had specially drawn to remind himself that he must not go, so he rushed over there. That direction was exactly the legendary food. The unblinking bully goblin territory.
Li Taibai's eight lightning calamities have passed, and only this last one is left, which can be inserted into the ranks of immortals with a single kick. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, the thin thunder that was as big as a raindrop above his head suddenly turned into a giant thunder that was as thick as a bucket. , Li Taibai opened his big eyes blankly before he could figure out what was going on, he was struck and couldn't respond.
It turned out that the weasel ran for his life in a hurry, and happened to escape into the place where Li Taibai was crossing the robbery. At this time, Jieyun saw that the weasel dared to escape. They are also very busy working overtime every day.Nine lightning bolts gathered together, intending to kill him at once, but unexpectedly, by mistake, Li Taibai suffered the thunder calamity for the weasel, and the price was his life.
"Meow..." Alas...
After Li Taibai lay down in the soft nest and recalled his "short" life, the old god made a summary:
"Meow meow meow meow..." Each monster has its own destiny...
In Li Taibai's cognition, there is no such word as time travel and rebirth. When he woke up in this world for the first time, he was still in the stomach of a cat. He remembered the excitement in his heart when he just recognized his situation. Thousands of words can't express what's going on. There is a chance to live again after death. This is something that makes cats happy. What's more, is there any monster in this world who can start cultivating in the womb?
It's just that he never expected that when he put on his posture and planned to absorb spiritual energy to cultivate his body, the whole civet cat was dumbfounded.
The aura here is so pitiful, how pitiful is it?He practiced for a month in the mother's womb, and practiced for more than half a month after he was born, only the aura in his body was the size of a cat's fingernail!What made him even more depressed was that when the civet cat's mother gave birth, he was busy practicing and didn't find out. When he found out, he became the last one, still the third child!
This is not the most important thing, what makes the civet cat collapse the most is that the civet cat mother has become a house cat mother, and he is no longer a civet cat, but a puppet cat. The woman who often comes to see him said these three words, He won't remember it wrong.
Civet cats and domestic cats are all cats, but the two are very different. Let’s popularize science:
Civet cat originally refers to leopard cat.In the animal classification, it belongs to the subfamily of cats and the genus Leopard cat.It is good at running, can sneak attack, and can climb trees. It is often active in forest areas and also seen in bushes. It is bold and fierce, and it comes out to move at night.Leopard cats are carnivorous animals. Their food is mainly birds. They often hunt other animals in ambush. They also eat rats, snakes, frogs and fruits.
Domestic cats, roll around and show off their cuteness... they have been rolling around and showing off their cuteness all their lives.
The gap between the two is huge, and only those who have experienced it can know the bitterness. Fortunately, Li Taibai is contented and happy in his nature, at least he is still alive, isn't he?
Cat owners know that the last one born in the same litter is often weaker. The two cats in front of Li Taibai have opened their eyes, only his eyes are still stuck, and he can't open them after repeated calls. looser...
"Meow meow..." Children, dinner is ready.
The mother cat who went out to finish the dental festival came to feed the kittens.
Oops!Li Taibai's thoughts were brought back to reality, he shouldn't have kicked those two guys out, he hurriedly rolled and crawled out of the nest, and sure enough, Yuzum's cat mother saw that the two children were outside, I simply lay down there to nurse the children. Fortunately, this is the first birth of the cat mother. There are more milk and fewer cats, so I won’t be hungry. Li Taibai viciously grabbed the cat’s slightly long hair and found a milk/ Put his head in his mouth and suck/allow eagerly.
Although he was the last to arrive, he was the first to finish eating. There is no way, the cat has a small stomach. When he was a fairy, he paid attention to overflowing when the water was full, and losing when he stopped profiting. Now it is no exception. I crawled out a certain distance, invisible to the eyes, just relying on my feeling to find a comfortable place to huddle up and take root here. There are no two active guys making noise around me, which is really beautiful.
I don't know what material this cushion is made of, but it's soft and very comfortable. He must take it with him when he leaves here in the future.Don't worry about not being able to go back to the nest. When the cat mother finds out that he is gone, she will naturally come over to pick him up and bring him back to the nest. Thinking of this, Li Taibai snores in peace... It's a pity that there are always people who have trouble with him...
"Lu Ziqiao, why don't you learn from Wu Sangui, a man must know how to endure humiliation!"
"That depends on who you are dealing with, she is Chen Yuanyuan~~~~"
"That's so amazing, I can do it too."
"Chen Yuanyuan, you...Chen Bianbian."
……
Li Taibai helplessly raises his paw and covers his ears, what kind of family is he reincarnated into?Why are there always all kinds of people coming to visit, yesterday it was the little Yanzi and Ziwei, and today there is another Chen Bianbian, let Meow sleep well! !Mother was right, the women at the bottom of the mountain were tigers, and like the tiger spirits on Qingfeng Mountain, they liked to yell and disturb people's dreams.
"Meow meow meow..." I'm starving to death...
In the warm and comfortable cat nest, the kittens who are waiting to be fed are very noisy, but there is also a maverick little white cat who is still awakened by raising its paws and covering its ears. "They kicked out of the nest.
Well...it's finally quiet.
Li Taibai arched his body and stretched his waist, exhaled foul breath, and then hugged his head with his paws in frustration. What kind of place is this place? It is really incomprehensible for a kitten to be so vigorous in such an environment where the cat cannot breathe. It is really a strong vitality.
One and a half months ago, Li Taibai was still a great demon on Qingfeng Mountain—a civet cat demon. It is not easy for a spirit to cultivate, and it is even more difficult to give birth to offspring. Li Taibai’s mother, Li Huahua, and her husband have worked hard for more than 600 million days and nights. In the middle of the night, she was pregnant with the third child, and Li Taibai was the third child, and there were two elder brothers above him, so his name also has a long history.
It is said that on the day when Li Huahua gave birth, Father Li was watching nervously. The eldest and second child were born smoothly, but the third child was reluctant to come out for some reason. Father Li took time to lick/go to the body of the eldest and second child. The sausage casing, showing his true face, dark piebald with him, looks really handsome, before Father Li had time to show a gratified smile, he heard his wife shouting: "The head of the house, come out, you come Give me a hand."
When the raccoon father heard this, he quickly transformed into a human form and dragged out the young son who had only exposed a little sharp corners. When Li Huahua came over and licked the covering off his son, the raccoon father saw the original appearance of the young son and called out: "Taibai!" This youngest son has been reluctant to come out because his daughter-in-law gave birth to the first two, and the ink is used up. Poor, how can such a clear color catch prey and survive.
But Li Huahua misunderstood what her man meant, and she looked up at her man with admiration: "Master, your name is a good one! It's much better than the name of the son of the big cat's next door." How could he have the nerve to confess to his wife that everything was a misunderstanding, especially when a female raccoon cat looked at him eagerly, so he had no choice but to make the wrong mistake, so the name was decided, Taibai, raccoon Taibai.
In fact, Li Taibai is not pure white, but the color is much lighter than that of his father and elder brother, but it does not hinder the preference of his parents for him. The father and mother of the Li family think this way: if a child smashes this defective product that lacks ink, it is still worth it. I don't know if there will be any female civet cats who will marry in the future, but unfortunately, only us parents will be more distressed.
It's just that I didn't expect that among the three sons, the youngest son who was the least favored was born with intelligence and amazing talents.
So 500 years later, the grass in front of the graves of the two elder brothers has been replaced by crop after crop, Li Taibai has also grown into a handsome young man, and cultivated into a big monster who dominates one side.
In fact, this so-called hegemony was forcibly crowned by other monsters. Our simple good boy Lang Li Taibai didn't know it. For example, one year in the middle of winter, Li Huahua suddenly wanted to eat lotus root. lotus root?But as a filial and obedient son, Li Taibai couldn't bear to refuse. He ran to the lotus pond in the back mountain, and a spiritual attack smashed the three-foot-thick ice into a deep hole, before he jumped down , a black carp that has been cultivated for a hundred years jumped out first and begged for mercy: "Hero, forgive me, the thousand-year-old lotus seeds in the lotus pond are indeed in my hands, and now I hand them over to the hero, please be merciful!"
Li Taibai has a problem. He listens to others and only listens to the parts he is most interested in. The thousand-year-old lotus seeds have pure and long-lasting spiritual energy, and the benefits of eating them are extraordinary. This fish is even willing to give him as a gift when they meet. It is really a peerless good fish. Touching the empty pockets, I was in a hurry to leave today, and I didn’t bring anything with me. It’s better to return gifts when others give you something. My son Lang Li Taibai had an idea: "My name is Li Taibai." If you leave your name, you will be a friend. Next time we meet, I will make up for the meeting gift.
To Hei Li's ears, it means that the robbery is over, and he left a name in a frantic way to say that if you have the guts, you can come to me and ask for a return!How arrogant!But this civet cat's cultivation is unfathomable, it is not invincible, so he had to swallow his anger and offer the lotus seeds.
The peerless good fish turned its head, and said to the demon as soon as it got into the water: You know what?A monster with deep cultivation and a strange name called Li Taibai came from the back mountain. Today he saw me and started fighting without saying a word. I fought with him for [-] rounds, but I was still defeated and seriously injured by him. Yes, he even stole my lotus seeds...
One spreads ten, ten spreads a hundred, a hundred spreads n, the power of the masses is infinite, so the whole Qingfeng Mountain knows that there is a monster named Li Taibai, who has a violent temperament, eats monsters whenever he sees them, and the black carp in the lotus pond in the back mountain was eaten by him.
There are countless examples like this, and I’m afraid I can’t finish them in three days and three nights, so I won’t repeat them one by one here. In short, Li Taibai’s name on Qingfeng Mountain is very famous.
After another 500 years of practice, Li Taibai will have a thousand years. After he completes his cultivation, he can cross the catastrophe and become an immortal at any time. The sun is shining brightly, and the long-awaited Jieyun finally came. Li Taibai has a pure personality and a peaceful personality. He has a bad head, but he hasn't done anything harmful to the world, and he likes to help a small animal cross a river every now and then, so the thunder calamity is just meaningless and doesn't have much power.
Immediately you will become a fairy. Isn't it just for this day to practice for a thousand years?Li Taibai was very excited, and his father and mother were even more excited than him. If they knew that there was a cheerleading team to express passion and support, they would never hesitate to copy two bouquets of small wild flowers and dance on the spot.
When a person gets excited, usually nothing good happens, and so does the raccoon.
Coincidentally, the weasel spirit of Beishan is also going through the catastrophe at this time. He is just different from Li Taibai.Of course not, this Lei Jie is going to the fairy world to select talents, not to pick scumbags.It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, the thunder that was as thick as an arm was overwhelming and was about to hit him on the head.
Seeing that something was wrong, the weasel quickly cheered up and ran away. In a panic, he didn't choose his way. He didn't even pay attention to the sign he had specially drawn to remind himself that he must not go, so he rushed over there. That direction was exactly the legendary food. The unblinking bully goblin territory.
Li Taibai's eight lightning calamities have passed, and only this last one is left, which can be inserted into the ranks of immortals with a single kick. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, the thin thunder that was as big as a raindrop above his head suddenly turned into a giant thunder that was as thick as a bucket. , Li Taibai opened his big eyes blankly before he could figure out what was going on, he was struck and couldn't respond.
It turned out that the weasel ran for his life in a hurry, and happened to escape into the place where Li Taibai was crossing the robbery. At this time, Jieyun saw that the weasel dared to escape. They are also very busy working overtime every day.Nine lightning bolts gathered together, intending to kill him at once, but unexpectedly, by mistake, Li Taibai suffered the thunder calamity for the weasel, and the price was his life.
"Meow..." Alas...
After Li Taibai lay down in the soft nest and recalled his "short" life, the old god made a summary:
"Meow meow meow meow..." Each monster has its own destiny...
In Li Taibai's cognition, there is no such word as time travel and rebirth. When he woke up in this world for the first time, he was still in the stomach of a cat. He remembered the excitement in his heart when he just recognized his situation. Thousands of words can't express what's going on. There is a chance to live again after death. This is something that makes cats happy. What's more, is there any monster in this world who can start cultivating in the womb?
It's just that he never expected that when he put on his posture and planned to absorb spiritual energy to cultivate his body, the whole civet cat was dumbfounded.
The aura here is so pitiful, how pitiful is it?He practiced for a month in the mother's womb, and practiced for more than half a month after he was born, only the aura in his body was the size of a cat's fingernail!What made him even more depressed was that when the civet cat's mother gave birth, he was busy practicing and didn't find out. When he found out, he became the last one, still the third child!
This is not the most important thing, what makes the civet cat collapse the most is that the civet cat mother has become a house cat mother, and he is no longer a civet cat, but a puppet cat. The woman who often comes to see him said these three words, He won't remember it wrong.
Civet cats and domestic cats are all cats, but the two are very different. Let’s popularize science:
Civet cat originally refers to leopard cat.In the animal classification, it belongs to the subfamily of cats and the genus Leopard cat.It is good at running, can sneak attack, and can climb trees. It is often active in forest areas and also seen in bushes. It is bold and fierce, and it comes out to move at night.Leopard cats are carnivorous animals. Their food is mainly birds. They often hunt other animals in ambush. They also eat rats, snakes, frogs and fruits.
Domestic cats, roll around and show off their cuteness... they have been rolling around and showing off their cuteness all their lives.
The gap between the two is huge, and only those who have experienced it can know the bitterness. Fortunately, Li Taibai is contented and happy in his nature, at least he is still alive, isn't he?
Cat owners know that the last one born in the same litter is often weaker. The two cats in front of Li Taibai have opened their eyes, only his eyes are still stuck, and he can't open them after repeated calls. looser...
"Meow meow..." Children, dinner is ready.
The mother cat who went out to finish the dental festival came to feed the kittens.
Oops!Li Taibai's thoughts were brought back to reality, he shouldn't have kicked those two guys out, he hurriedly rolled and crawled out of the nest, and sure enough, Yuzum's cat mother saw that the two children were outside, I simply lay down there to nurse the children. Fortunately, this is the first birth of the cat mother. There are more milk and fewer cats, so I won’t be hungry. Li Taibai viciously grabbed the cat’s slightly long hair and found a milk/ Put his head in his mouth and suck/allow eagerly.
Although he was the last to arrive, he was the first to finish eating. There is no way, the cat has a small stomach. When he was a fairy, he paid attention to overflowing when the water was full, and losing when he stopped profiting. Now it is no exception. I crawled out a certain distance, invisible to the eyes, just relying on my feeling to find a comfortable place to huddle up and take root here. There are no two active guys making noise around me, which is really beautiful.
I don't know what material this cushion is made of, but it's soft and very comfortable. He must take it with him when he leaves here in the future.Don't worry about not being able to go back to the nest. When the cat mother finds out that he is gone, she will naturally come over to pick him up and bring him back to the nest. Thinking of this, Li Taibai snores in peace... It's a pity that there are always people who have trouble with him...
"Lu Ziqiao, why don't you learn from Wu Sangui, a man must know how to endure humiliation!"
"That depends on who you are dealing with, she is Chen Yuanyuan~~~~"
"That's so amazing, I can do it too."
"Chen Yuanyuan, you...Chen Bianbian."
……
Li Taibai helplessly raises his paw and covers his ears, what kind of family is he reincarnated into?Why are there always all kinds of people coming to visit, yesterday it was the little Yanzi and Ziwei, and today there is another Chen Bianbian, let Meow sleep well! !Mother was right, the women at the bottom of the mountain were tigers, and like the tiger spirits on Qingfeng Mountain, they liked to yell and disturb people's dreams.
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