[Bottle evil] Troop number zero

Chapter 18

Wu Xie grew up so big, at first he felt that wearing pants was very troublesome. Not only did he put them on, but he also had to take them off.After a few trips, his legs became weaker than before, so Wang Meng could only carry him to the latrine, but he didn't leave in the end and stayed by the latrine to save time on the way.

After half an hour like this, Wu Xie was helped back to the new house by Wang Meng, her buttocks were burning hot, as if someone had applied a layer of chili oil inside and out in her most private place, whoever tried it would know the taste.

"Tuanza, looking at your expression, I think you have an anal fissure."

"Shut up." Wu Xie said weakly.After crossing the threshold, he saw Zhang Qiling still sitting in his original position, looking so relaxed that he was furious.

"Tuan Zuo, I'll fetch water for you, you lie down first." Wang Meng was like Wu Xie's caring little padded jacket.

The bed had already been tidied, which surprised Wu Xie, because only Zhang Qiling who stayed in the room had time to do it, he didn't think about it.For a moment, Wu Xie's resentment towards Zhang Qiling seemed to be less serious. Wang Meng helped him to the bed, and he immediately lay down on the bed.

With her face pressed against the pillow, tiredness flooded in like a tide, and Wu Xie was drowsy.During the short time when Wang Meng was fetching water, he actually had a dream.This dream is not exaggerated, it is realistic, the content is exactly the reenactment of Zhang Qiling forcibly feeding him croton soup.So the weakened resentment continued to rise again, and when Wang Meng woke Wu Xie up, the first thing Wu Xie did when he opened his eyes was to stare at Zhang Qiling fiercely.

"I'll wipe it myself." Wu Xie gritted her teeth, and pulled the red satin mandarin duck acacia quilt over. This mandarin duck quilt seemed to be the most valuable item in the new house.

"Tuan Zuo, I'll get you something to eat." Wang Mengzhen regarded himself as Wu Xie's maid.

Wu Xie didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he was hungry, so he could only signal Wang Meng to bring some light ones, but Zhang Qiling remained silent all the time, his eyes hung on the golden 囍 character on the lintel, wondering what he was thinking.

After a while, Wu Xie began to doze off again, a figure swayed to the bed, and put a pocket white porcelain pot beside his pillow.Wu Xie slept lightly, and woke up immediately. When she opened her eyes, she saw the white porcelain pot. Although it was sealed, she could still smell a faint herbal smell in her nose, like mint. It was very refreshing and refreshing, which made people feel refreshed A shake.

"This is used to wipe the back/court, promote blood circulation, remove blood stasis, reduce swelling and relieve pain." Zhang Qiling said softly.

Wu Xie blushed instantly, holding her breath and laughing. "Thank you Vice Tuanzuo Zhang for caring about my back," he said slowly, "It's all your fault that I and it have become like this."

Zhang Qiling was speechless, turned around and sat back in his chair to continue his great cause of daze.Not long after, he heard Wu Xie's voice of "Hiss... ouch... comfortable...", and he seemed very satisfied with his medicine.It was almost Xu time for this uproar, Wu Xie applied the medicine, stared for a quarter of an hour, and Wang Meng came in with porridge and side dishes.

Wang Meng was very careful and prepared two sets of bowls and chopsticks, because Zhang Qiling hadn't eaten yet.The people who were feasting outside didn't know what happened inside, and everyone in the hundred members didn't dare to drink too much, and just waited for the order to continue on their way.

"Oh." Wu Xie forced himself to sit on the round stool, his butt, he really suffered a great crime.

"Tuan Zuo, drink tea." Wang Meng poured a bowl of tea for Wu Xie, "People with diarrhea should drink more water, as Doctor Ouyang said."

Dr. Ouyang is a western doctor, in his 40s, with excellent medical skills. Wu Xie's mother likes to go to Dr. Ouyang when she has a headache and fever. He is also responsible for Wu Xie's childhood illness.

"Okay." Wu Xie began to feel embarrassed, "Wang Meng, sit down."

"Deputy Zhang, eat." Wang Meng handed the chopsticks to Zhang Qiling.

Zhang Qiling nodded, "Thank you."

Well, they finally had dinner, but the "bridal wife" had already lost her appetite.Wu Xie sipped the porridge one mouthful at a time, the porridge was bland, and there was a bland person sitting opposite him, his depression was beyond words.

Wu Xie felt that the room was too quiet, so she asked Wang Meng, "Where's Xiaohua?"

Wang Meng was stunned, "I didn't see it, and the chief of staff is gone."

"It's strange. Could it be that after eating croton, he suffered from diarrhea and fainted by the side of the road?" Wu Xie guessed wildly, "I'm in the same situation. He drank more than me. I really want to obey your words."

"Talk? What talk?" Wang Meng looked at Wu Xie wonderingly.

While eating, Wu Xie couldn't speak, so he glanced at him, "What kind of bad memory, that's it..."

"what?"

"Isn't it an anal fissure?"

"Oh!"

Zhang Qiling froze slightly, then continued to eat porridge.

These days, you must never speak behind your back.As soon as Wu Xie finished speaking, Xie Yuchen suddenly pushed the door open and entered, his face seemed to be covered by several layers of dark clouds, it was dark and dull, and there was a hint of anger.

Wu Xie put down his chopsticks, "Xiao Hua?"

Wang Meng got up to give up his seat to Xie Yuchen. Xie Yuchen glanced at the round stool, his face was darker than when he came in.

"I won't sit." Xie Yuchen said.

It was normal for Wu Xie to look at him, but there was something abnormal about it.Xie Yuchen's back was straight, he was much more energetic than himself, and he didn't look like he was exhausted from diarrhea at all.

"Where did you go?" Wu Xie asked, "Have you solved it yet?"

Xie Yuchen answered irrelevantly, "When are you leaving?"

"Let's go tonight, I have to rest again." Wu Xie stood up and reached out to pat Xie Yuchen.

Wu Xie didn't have much strength, but Xie Yuchen swayed, his brows furrowed, and he grabbed his waist with his hands.

"Haha." Wu Xie immediately pointed at Xie Yuchen and laughed, "Stop pretending, Wang Meng said you planned to eat crotons, and drank half a jar, you must have run to the toilet more than me. Why, it's uncomfortable there, right? Even your waist is soft Yes. I have medicine here, given by Vice Tuanzhang Zhang, which promotes blood circulation and removes blood stasis, and is specially used to treat anal fissures."

"Wu Xie!" Xie Yuchen's eyes almost burst into flames, staring at Wu Xie until his scalp tightened.

"Little, little flower?"

Xie Yuchen left without looking back.

Wu Xie froze in place, looked at Wang Meng, then at Zhang Qiling.

"Tuan Zuo." This time, he changed into black glasses and walked in.

Zhang Qiling raised his head, his eyes turned around the face in black glasses.

"Chief of Staff, you are running like a tiger, unlike running to the toilet dozens of times, are you not affected by sex at all like Deputy Zhang?" Wu Xie put the white porcelain pot on the table, "It seems that this The medicine can’t be delivered.”

"Hey? Isn't this the Zhang family's medicine? It's a good thing." The black glasses took a few steps forward, reached out to pick up the white porcelain jar, "Tuan Zuo, I'm affected, please lend me for now."

"Do you want to use it?" It was Zhang Qiling who asked the question.

The black glasses smiled surreptitiously, "Deputy Zhang, are you reluctant?"

"No." Zhang Qiling shook his head.

The black glasses took the medicine and left. Wu Xie stared at his back, seemingly lost in thought.