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Chapter 99 An Inappropriate Joke
After Shen Ying handed the phone to her mother, Song Mingjuan held the phone with a smile and put it a little away from her face.Looking at Zhou Lin on the screen, Wei Wei said in a daze, "Dinner? Linlin, shouldn't you have breakfast now?"
Shen Ying who was at the side quietly explained: "Mom, it's night in New York, USA, so of course we have to have dinner."
Song Mingjuan nodded with a smile, and said to Zhou Lin, "It looks like you look good, is the jet lag reversed?"
Zhou Lin nodded and said, "Yes, Auntie."
"That's good. You must pay attention to your personal safety over there. Everything else is secondary. Is my daughter eating with you?"
"Well, yes, she and her two friends are here."
"Oh, then you give your phone to Nanna, I want to have a word with her."
Zhou Lin originally wanted to give Shen Ying a surprise, to make fun of him and to tease his "greedy worm" by the way.She never thought about it, but let her future mother-in-law snatch the video call time between the two of them.
Now, she had no choice but to hand the phone to Xiao Xiao beside her and whispered: "Take it, your mother wants to talk to you."
Shen Xiaoxiao held half an oyster shell with meat dipped in seasoning sauce and lemon juice in her left hand, and a glass of cold beer in her right hand. She glanced at her, frowned and said, "Zhou Lin, I offer you a Do you know about the opportunity for Shen Ying to have a phone date?"
Zhou Lin smiled helplessly, leaned her phone upright against the dinner plate in front of Xiao Xiao and said, "I'll talk about it later."
When Song Mingjuan saw her daughter's pretty face, she immediately changed the Shanghai dialect into Mandarin with a smile on her face: "Oh, dear daughter, what are you eating? It tastes so good?"
Shen Xiaoxiao turned the smile on her face into a sunny one in two seconds, and then restored the muscles around the eyes and mouth to the appearance of being happy and angry. She glanced at her mother on the screen and said, "Hi! , Mommy. Well, I'm eating a fresh Kumamoto oyster that's landed in California on the west coast of the United States and delivered to Manhattan, New York the same day."
"Oh, oysters? Are they what we often call raw oysters?"
"Hmm, I can tell you one more thing, this oyster meat is 100% raw."
"Eat raw oysters? My good daughter, how can you eat raw oysters? Eat raw to avoid getting sick and diarrhea, my good daughter."
"Mummy, do you know? The 18th-century Italian Giacomo Casanova once said that the beauty of oysters lies in their freshness, and the safety fallacy of 'best cooking for more than 5 minutes before eating' is simply not It’s an unrealistic statement that doesn’t understand deliciousness.”
"When it comes to foreign things, you always have a point."
"Mum, if you still want to talk, we can change the time. Now, please return the phone to Zhou Lin, please?"
"What are you doing? You don't want to talk to mom so much?"
"Of course... no, because now is the time for Zhou Lin and Shen Ying's phone date."
Song Mingjuan seemed to suddenly understand why Zhou Lin took the initiative to make a video call to Shen Ying, and said to her daughter, "The two of them are on a phone date? Then why use your mobile phone?"
While eating the remaining oysters, Shen Xiaoxiao said, "This restaurant doesn't have WiFi, and Zhou Lin's phone's network data is also used up. Mommy, can I explain this way?"
Xiao Xiao put down the beer glass, handed the phone back to Zhou Lin, and nodded at her with a smile.Zhou Lin was made such a fuss by her future mother-in-law, and the joy and excitement of meeting Shen Ying on the phone before was also diluted a lot.
After taking the phone, he said a few words with Song Mingjuan and Shen Ying, then hung up the phone hastily.When she put down the phone, Xiao Xiao had already finished the last California Kumamoto oyster, looked at her and said, "What's the matter, aren't you happy to meet Shen Ying?"
Zhou Lin smiled and shook her head, Luo Siyu seemed to see what was on her mind.Writing English to the little novel: "Please, don't you see that her sexual excitement has disappeared?"
After Yang Manqing ate two servings of 12 oysters + two glasses of beer in a row, he leaned back in his chair and read the short novel: "Maternal love is great, but it is also completely selfish. Regarding this point, I can learn from most It can be seen in traditional Chinese parents."
Xiaoxiao smiled, and spoke English to them both: "I completely understand what you mean. Why don't you let her go to the bathroom with her mobile phone now, turn on the video and watch the other person's body for phone sex?"
Luo Siyu laughed happily, and said to her: "That's a good idea. Camilla, do you and Patricia often do these things on the phone?"
"No comment." After finishing the novel, she turned to look at Zhou Lin and said in Chinese, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect Mommy to do this. Well, when you get back to the hotel later, you can use Shen Ying's working time to talk to her Talk, no matter what you do."
Zhou Lin smiled and said, "Thank you, Xiao Xiao, I know. These days I often have video conversations with him on the Internet. Just now you said that you can do whatever you want, what do you mean?"
Luo Siyu laughed quickly, and interrupted to speak Mandarin: "Miss Zhou, Xiaoxiao is asking you to have sex with his elder brother in the video. I know that although you can only see but not touch each other's body, this kind of The method can also achieve sexual arousal."
Zhou Lin's face turned red all of a sudden, and she squeezed her small waist with her left hand under the dining table, and murmured, "You little boy, how could you let me do such a thing?"
But Shen Xiaoxiao spoke English to Luo Siyu and Luo Siyu with an indifferent face: "Hey, look, do you know what she is doing? She has excitedly touched my body, even though it is just pinching my waist for a moment."
Yang Manqing giggled and sighed softly, and said to Zhou Lin in Chinese: "Ms. Zhou, do you want to know what Shen Xiaoxiao said about you just now? She said that you are almost high, giggling..."
At this moment, Zhou Lin was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to say, she stared sideways at the little novel: "You...you want to piss me off, don't you? Okay, I'll take the car back to the hotel. Let me tell you, if something happens on the way I will make you regret it for the rest of your life."
When the two people on the opposite side heard the angry words, they both took it seriously.Yang Manqing's mind was spinning very quickly, and he hurriedly spoke Chinese: "Camilla, what is your relationship with her? Why did she say that?"
Seeing that the joke was taken seriously, Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and said to Yang Manqing: "She and I are just friends, and she is heterosexual!"
What Zhou Lin said was angry, but she wanted Xiao Xiao to coax her.He blinked his eyes when he heard Yang Manqing's words, frowned and asked Xiao Xiao softly: "Hey, I just said some angry words just now, why did you say that?"
Shen Xiaoxiao was a little angry at Yang Manqing's reaction, but she still smiled and said, "It's nothing, you only like Shen Ying, right?"
Shen Ying who was at the side quietly explained: "Mom, it's night in New York, USA, so of course we have to have dinner."
Song Mingjuan nodded with a smile, and said to Zhou Lin, "It looks like you look good, is the jet lag reversed?"
Zhou Lin nodded and said, "Yes, Auntie."
"That's good. You must pay attention to your personal safety over there. Everything else is secondary. Is my daughter eating with you?"
"Well, yes, she and her two friends are here."
"Oh, then you give your phone to Nanna, I want to have a word with her."
Zhou Lin originally wanted to give Shen Ying a surprise, to make fun of him and to tease his "greedy worm" by the way.She never thought about it, but let her future mother-in-law snatch the video call time between the two of them.
Now, she had no choice but to hand the phone to Xiao Xiao beside her and whispered: "Take it, your mother wants to talk to you."
Shen Xiaoxiao held half an oyster shell with meat dipped in seasoning sauce and lemon juice in her left hand, and a glass of cold beer in her right hand. She glanced at her, frowned and said, "Zhou Lin, I offer you a Do you know about the opportunity for Shen Ying to have a phone date?"
Zhou Lin smiled helplessly, leaned her phone upright against the dinner plate in front of Xiao Xiao and said, "I'll talk about it later."
When Song Mingjuan saw her daughter's pretty face, she immediately changed the Shanghai dialect into Mandarin with a smile on her face: "Oh, dear daughter, what are you eating? It tastes so good?"
Shen Xiaoxiao turned the smile on her face into a sunny one in two seconds, and then restored the muscles around the eyes and mouth to the appearance of being happy and angry. She glanced at her mother on the screen and said, "Hi! , Mommy. Well, I'm eating a fresh Kumamoto oyster that's landed in California on the west coast of the United States and delivered to Manhattan, New York the same day."
"Oh, oysters? Are they what we often call raw oysters?"
"Hmm, I can tell you one more thing, this oyster meat is 100% raw."
"Eat raw oysters? My good daughter, how can you eat raw oysters? Eat raw to avoid getting sick and diarrhea, my good daughter."
"Mummy, do you know? The 18th-century Italian Giacomo Casanova once said that the beauty of oysters lies in their freshness, and the safety fallacy of 'best cooking for more than 5 minutes before eating' is simply not It’s an unrealistic statement that doesn’t understand deliciousness.”
"When it comes to foreign things, you always have a point."
"Mum, if you still want to talk, we can change the time. Now, please return the phone to Zhou Lin, please?"
"What are you doing? You don't want to talk to mom so much?"
"Of course... no, because now is the time for Zhou Lin and Shen Ying's phone date."
Song Mingjuan seemed to suddenly understand why Zhou Lin took the initiative to make a video call to Shen Ying, and said to her daughter, "The two of them are on a phone date? Then why use your mobile phone?"
While eating the remaining oysters, Shen Xiaoxiao said, "This restaurant doesn't have WiFi, and Zhou Lin's phone's network data is also used up. Mommy, can I explain this way?"
Xiao Xiao put down the beer glass, handed the phone back to Zhou Lin, and nodded at her with a smile.Zhou Lin was made such a fuss by her future mother-in-law, and the joy and excitement of meeting Shen Ying on the phone before was also diluted a lot.
After taking the phone, he said a few words with Song Mingjuan and Shen Ying, then hung up the phone hastily.When she put down the phone, Xiao Xiao had already finished the last California Kumamoto oyster, looked at her and said, "What's the matter, aren't you happy to meet Shen Ying?"
Zhou Lin smiled and shook her head, Luo Siyu seemed to see what was on her mind.Writing English to the little novel: "Please, don't you see that her sexual excitement has disappeared?"
After Yang Manqing ate two servings of 12 oysters + two glasses of beer in a row, he leaned back in his chair and read the short novel: "Maternal love is great, but it is also completely selfish. Regarding this point, I can learn from most It can be seen in traditional Chinese parents."
Xiaoxiao smiled, and spoke English to them both: "I completely understand what you mean. Why don't you let her go to the bathroom with her mobile phone now, turn on the video and watch the other person's body for phone sex?"
Luo Siyu laughed happily, and said to her: "That's a good idea. Camilla, do you and Patricia often do these things on the phone?"
"No comment." After finishing the novel, she turned to look at Zhou Lin and said in Chinese, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect Mommy to do this. Well, when you get back to the hotel later, you can use Shen Ying's working time to talk to her Talk, no matter what you do."
Zhou Lin smiled and said, "Thank you, Xiao Xiao, I know. These days I often have video conversations with him on the Internet. Just now you said that you can do whatever you want, what do you mean?"
Luo Siyu laughed quickly, and interrupted to speak Mandarin: "Miss Zhou, Xiaoxiao is asking you to have sex with his elder brother in the video. I know that although you can only see but not touch each other's body, this kind of The method can also achieve sexual arousal."
Zhou Lin's face turned red all of a sudden, and she squeezed her small waist with her left hand under the dining table, and murmured, "You little boy, how could you let me do such a thing?"
But Shen Xiaoxiao spoke English to Luo Siyu and Luo Siyu with an indifferent face: "Hey, look, do you know what she is doing? She has excitedly touched my body, even though it is just pinching my waist for a moment."
Yang Manqing giggled and sighed softly, and said to Zhou Lin in Chinese: "Ms. Zhou, do you want to know what Shen Xiaoxiao said about you just now? She said that you are almost high, giggling..."
At this moment, Zhou Lin was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to say, she stared sideways at the little novel: "You...you want to piss me off, don't you? Okay, I'll take the car back to the hotel. Let me tell you, if something happens on the way I will make you regret it for the rest of your life."
When the two people on the opposite side heard the angry words, they both took it seriously.Yang Manqing's mind was spinning very quickly, and he hurriedly spoke Chinese: "Camilla, what is your relationship with her? Why did she say that?"
Seeing that the joke was taken seriously, Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and said to Yang Manqing: "She and I are just friends, and she is heterosexual!"
What Zhou Lin said was angry, but she wanted Xiao Xiao to coax her.He blinked his eyes when he heard Yang Manqing's words, frowned and asked Xiao Xiao softly: "Hey, I just said some angry words just now, why did you say that?"
Shen Xiaoxiao was a little angry at Yang Manqing's reaction, but she still smiled and said, "It's nothing, you only like Shen Ying, right?"
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