There are always people trying to tease me

They were dizzy for 10 minutes. When they opened their eyes in a daze, they found that they were lying in a strange place. The top was black and the bottom was hard white, not like floor tiles or suet. The road is surrounded by glass, and there is a light blue liquid outside the glass.

"What the hell is this place?" Bai Zhan went up and pushed the glass, the thickness is really thick, like a diamond.

Nan Jin went around in a circle: "We were sucked into the washing machine, this place...isn't like inside a washing machine."

He walked to the glass and looked out. The liquid seemed to be blown by the wind and surged wave after wave. There were no weeds in the water, not even a fish, and the glass was fixed. Climb up, the glass is so slippery, it's no wonder that you won't die if you fall down.

But waiting here is not an option, I have to find a way to get out, or just smash the glass, and I should be able to find the exit along the direction of the water flow, presumably Bai Zhan thought so, so he kicked the glass first : "Let me out!"

However, not only did the glass not move, but kicked Bai Zhan's toes in pain, Bai Zhan sat down, but he didn't know what mechanism was touched, and the system spoke!

"Please kick the glass 1 times within 250 minute, and the door of the next entrance will open. Now please choose, single-player mode or double-player mode."

Two faces of Bai Zhan and Nan Jin appeared on the glass. They looked at each other in blank dismay, completely unaware of what to do, so the system reminded again: "Please kiss yourself or each other on the glass, so you can distinguish between single or double. .”

kiss?and this glass?It's so disgusting...

However, in order to be able to escape, the two of them also fought hard. They stepped forward and kissed each other on the glass in a tacit understanding. Like chickens pecking at each other, they immediately let go of each other.

error!

There was a reminder on the glass, with flashing red fonts, and the system said: "The way of kissing is wrong and cannot be recognized. Please try again."

Grass mud horse, didn't you just say that you just need to kiss it?What is the wrong way?Do you want to kiss deeply? !

No matter, the two of them just treat the things on the glass as the real each other, and they really went all out to escape this damn place!

After silently counting three numbers in their hearts, they closed their eyes and rushed forward to kiss, one was vigorous and the other was soft. Halfway through the kiss, they heard a comfortable sound from the system, and then the two of them "swish" Get out of the way immediately.

WTF?

Did it touch any mechanism?

Fuck, the one who kissed couldn't be the system himself, could it?

The system immediately burst out laughing, boasting desperately that their kissing skills are top-notch, each has its own taste, and finally reminded that the two-person mode was selected successfully, and the surrounding glass was gradually sinking, and their feet began to shake like an earthquake. When the descending position was lower than the water surface, the liquid from outside poured in!

"Run away!" they said in unison, but there was nowhere to escape right now, and the two of them were swept into the water in a short while in a panic.

"This is framing me!" Bai Zhan held his breath, with regret on his face, "If you choose the single-player mode, maybe only you will be involved."

Nan Jin looked at him: "Why?"

"Generally, shouldn't there be a level of killing each other? And you must love me so much that you would commit suicide and let me go, so you might as well die early, right?"

After hearing this, Nan Jin gave a funny "hum", and when she was about to make a joke with Bai Zhan, a large whirlpool suddenly appeared in front of them, moving quickly towards them.

It was too late for them to escape, and their shoes and socks were quickly ripped off, and then their pants were also ripped off. After that, the two of them were sucked into the vortex and stripped off their clothes. A bed, towards which they flew.

The system prompts: "The two of you are too stupid to escape the catastrophe, and use this to make up for it. Please play your poses as you like, and you can jump directly to the fifth level after 5 minutes."

What the hell is this shit?How did going in from the washing machine become like playing a game?But right now, this level is really choking. I thought we could work together to make it to the end, but it turned out to be a joke!

Bai Zhan was very nervous, thinking of Nan Jin's strong appearance not long ago, he was really not his opponent, if he was more violent this time, he would probably be the one who died first!

Bai Zhan regretted what he said to Nan Jin just now, he may keep it in his heart, and maybe take revenge on himself, then it's really over!

Bai Zhan wanted to cry without tears, and looked at Nan Jin pitifully in the blink of an eye, with countless begging intentions in his eyes, but fortunately Nan Jin was quite reasonable, stepped forward to touch Bai Zhan's face, and comforted him: "I Just move."

My god...Bai Zhan has already shouted for help in his heart, this is not to reassure himself, obviously his heart is almost in his throat, although he is indeed a handsome guy, and he is not at a disadvantage, but...

#￥%&*@...￥@@...

Bai Zhan suddenly felt numb, and the tense strings in his mind relaxed. This bed was as soft as cotton candy. It is as comfortable as a fairy.

Time passed quickly, Bai Zhan didn't lie down enough, so he shook Nan Jin's hand: "One more minute, just stay with me for one more minute!"

The system prompts: "In order to be rewarded for the super performance just now, the time is extended by 1 minute, and then you can directly enter the seventh level."

It seems that we can quickly break through the level, Nan Jin thinks it is good, but he is too tired, so he picked up Bai Zhan and said: "Climb up, use your strength."

Bai Zhan didn't know why, so he saw Nan Jin lying down, patted his firm chest, raised an eyebrow at himself, and then began to close his eyes and rest his mind.

He finally understood that no matter how powerful a person is, there are times when he will be abandoned. For this reason, he felt that it was the only time he could take revenge on Nan Jin, so he pressed down on Nan Jin Tai Mountain without any scruples.

shit...

Bai Zhan sighed in his heart, this muscle, this feel, this color, this smell, and so much more, he was simply drunk, why did he never realize that there are such sexy men in this world!

No longer caring about his own image, Bai Zhan used up the precious minute, and after that, the two of them successfully entered the seventh level.

As for what the seventh level is, they really don't know. The previous level is too simple and too fast. Maybe this time it will come true, but the system hasn't prompted them yet, so they just waited in place.

Unknowingly, they felt something strange under their feet, as if something was moving in groups below them, with a violent ups and downs, the ground under their feet cracked, and then a big hole appeared, making them move quickly. fell down.

This fart game is too insane, it always creates some tricks without anyone noticing, Bai Zhan yelled and cursed while rolling, and then fell on Nan Jin's back with a muffled grunt.

Nan Jin just missed being spurted out by a mouthful of old blood he pressed, and saw two hairy feet with big and thick soles in front of him. He raised his eyelids to look up and found a big belly. From the outside, it is a distorted and ugly face, the eyeballs are empty, and there are only a few teeth left, it seems to be...

Bai Zhan cried out in horror: "Isn't this a mummy?!"

Nan Jin's eyes widened, and she quickly got up from the ground to run. The mummy roared at them, and the long stream of hot air from it scorched their burnt buttocks and blew them more than ten meters away.

The mummy chased after him, and the weight of the soles of the feet could almost crush the ground!

"Where are you going to escape?" Bai Zhan was about to cry.

"Drill in if you see a narrow place!"

Even though they said so, they only now realized that the front was barren, full of sand, and the sun was scorching hot. This place seemed like a desert, a vast expanse.

Is this the so-called seventh pass?But why didn't the system prompt? Hey!

"What should I do next?!" Bai Zhan's tears were already rolling in his eyes.

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, two mummified corpses emerged from the desert in front of him. Nan Jin stopped quickly, but Bai Zhan had no time to brake. After hitting Nan Jin's back, due to inertia, the two of them lay on the desert pit inside.

When they got up, they ate a mouthful of sand. Now they are pinched from both sides. They can only flee to the left and right, but suddenly their feet shake and they can't stand still. Finally, they realized that the desert under their feet was loose, and a mummy emerged from underneath!

This horror came too fast and I couldn't deal with it!

Bai Zhan firmly grasped Nan Jin's hand, leaned into Nan Jin's chest, suddenly turned into a small bird, and said pitifully: "You are stronger, if they want to eat, you Just stand up first!"

Nan Jin didn't seem to be afraid at all, instead she easily touched Bai Zhan's shoulder and put her arms around him, saying, "Don't worry, I will push you down."

Bai Zhan looked disappointed: "...at a critical moment, how could you treat me like this!"

"Because only I can fuck you!"

"With your attitude, it's easy to lose me!"

"Your attitude has already lost me."

After the words fell, there was only Bai Zhan's scream of death, and in a blink of an eye, he was pushed into the mouth of the mummy by Nan Jin.

The author has something to say:

In the next chapter, I suggest that babies do not watch while eating...Be obedient~ Otherwise, I will not be responsible~ Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha