There are always people trying to tease me

Fuck?Analog world?It's the first time I've heard of such a magical stuff in such a big age, but it's not like they haven't been to a different-dimensional world, so what are they doing with this kind of simulation? !

The three of them floated in the white sky for a long time, and after they landed, they still looked at each other dazedly. They didn't think there was a mistake in the secret passage of the nightclub. After all, they were set up under their own supervision. , It was obviously manipulated by someone!

At this time, the system laughed loudly: "Stupid human beings, the moment you step into the secret passage, you have already decided to marry me. From now on, you can only follow my instructions to complete this game, otherwise you will die forever." can not go out!"

Marriage...it's not about marrying you on a blind date...

The three of them spit out silently in their hearts, and the little bat couldn't help but spit out: "I'm not human..." That means, you bastard system is the stupid thing, and you even called me an adult kind!

Of course, the system sensed this contemptuous nagging in his heart!The system snorted coldly and said, "I don't think your bat is suitable for playing this game."

The little bat blinked to indicate that he had many doubts.

The system added: "People with superpowers like you will quickly pass the level, which makes the game boring. But then again, your bat is also dull, which makes the game boring! So... ...let me think about it."

"...Just do what you like." Little Bat doesn't like to talk to this kind of broken system, it's a waste of time, he said to Nan Jin, "Boss, let's think about how to get out, go to the real alien Dimensions are the key."

Nan Jin nodded in agreement, but right now, he still had no idea where to start, which was quick and safe, and he couldn't figure out the direction even facing the white scene.

It seems that these three people didn't pay attention to what they said. They might believe in themselves more. The system cried silently for a while, and then turned the target of resentment on that stinky bat. If it wasn't for the bat, Nan Jin and Bai Zhan would definitely rely on him Yes, I don’t like this non-human being anyway, so just do what you want!

When the three of them were having a lively discussion, the system interrupted: "This game is limited to ten levels first, and if you increase or decrease the number of levels in the future, you have touched the mechanism or something, but the game here can only be played by two people at most. , You three must get rid of one!"

Nan Jin and the others were still discussing fiercely together, and they didn't pay attention to what the system was saying. The system felt ashamed of being ignored, so it got angry and decided to get rid of the little bat!

It roared, causing all the white air around it to dissipate. The three of them finally stopped discussing and looked into the open space. The system finally felt a sense of existence, and it emerged in front of their eyes.

It turns out that the system is a strange little triangle, transparent, blue, and electricity flows through its whole body from time to time, but its shape... looks like briefs worn on the body...

"Pfft...hahahahahahahaha..." The three of them burst out laughing suddenly, and couldn't stop laughing, and finally rolled to the ground laughing and shaking their feet and hands.

The color of the system changed to red, indicating that it was very angry and ashamed, and then the electric current in the body shuttled faster, and only heard the sound like a popping balloon, no, it should be more like the feeling of secretly farting, That's why it attracted Nan Jin's attention.

"You let it go?" Nan Jin looked at Bai Zhan.

Bai Zhan shook his head: "I want to fart. I just let it out without covering it up."

"But I just heard it!"

"It's Little Bat, right? It's his paralyzed face that he likes to cover up the most."

"..."

Nan Jin and Bai Zhan turned their gazes to Xiao Bat at the same time, Xiao Bat was thinking about how to get out quickly, but gradually felt two pairs of strange eyes looking at him, so he raised his eyes: "What are you doing?"

They both asked almost at the same time: "Did you fart just now?"

Little Bat: "...No." He answered with a paralyzed face, lowered his head and continued to think about the question.

But none of them noticed that the system that was left on the sidelines exploded and turned red and purple. It turned out that it was gathering strength. Yes, it was really planning to transfer the little bat away. After the current on its body was fully charged, the system sent out Signal: "Stupid humans, if you continue to discuss the fart sender like this, you will lose your bat forever!"

……oh!Nan Jin and Bai Zhan answered this word coolly, it turned out that the fart was put by the system, I really want to laugh!

Wait, just now I seem to have heard something about the loss of the bat, Nan Jin came back to his senses and asked the system: "He didn't do anything and was injured, why did you only target him?"

The system laughed a bit: "I've said everything I want to say, now that the game starts, the stinky bat must disappear! He is not suitable for this game!"

Nan Jin still wanted to ask, but there was another sound like farting, and the sight in front of them returned to a state of whiteness, and then they couldn't see the little bat!

"Little bat?" Nan Jin yelled. She didn't expect the system to get serious so quickly!Are you really going to swallow the little bat?

He gradually walked forward, but the surroundings were all white, as if there was no end. After he yelled several times, he got a response from the little bat: "Boss, I am here! A little ahead!"

A red light gradually appeared in the whiteness, it was from the eyes of the little bat, Nan Jin followed the direction of the light, and Bai Zhan suddenly ran up to hold his hand, and said anxiously: "Brother, Behind and behind, there are many red lights!"

Nan Jin listened and looked back. Sure enough, there were several identical red lights behind him. He began to have deep doubts. After looking back and forth several times, he couldn't determine which one was emitted by the little bat.

The system said: "This is the first level of the game, come on, let's see if you, handsome guy, can guess correctly!"

Nan Jin thought for a while and said, "Since we started playing so soon, you should explain the rules anyway? For example, will you be punished if you guess wrong?"

The system cleared its throat: "Below, the handsome and handsome Brother System will teach you the rules of the first level: choose one of the two to answer the question, and return the bat to you if you get the right answer. Will lose the bat forever! Also! On behalf of another person to shut me up when answering the question, if I say a sentence, I get a wrong answer! Remember, you can’t even fart!”

"..." Bai Zhan became anxious when he heard it, "What about breathing? Can't breathe?"

Nan Jin pushed Bai Zhan away: "This kind of mentally handicapped problem is more important!" Then he said to the system, "Break the system, how far do you mean by losing forever?"

This is really a good question!The system scratched its head: "Well... we can't say it now, otherwise we will lose the meaning of playing the game!"

"...Then let's start, stop talking nonsense."

Then the system beeped and sent out a signal of some kind. These red lights turned upside down several times in the line of sight. Just to disturb the thinking, the system asked, "Who do you represent? Stand up!"

After some discussion, it was Nan Jin who played. After all, he was the only one who was most familiar with the eyes belonging to the little bat. He stood in the middle of these red lights, closed his eyes, and slowly realized that some of them were hotter, and some of them were hotter. There are more noises, but none of these. What he is looking for is the one with a temperature of [-] to [-] degrees below zero and no noise at all.

After turning around several times, he only felt two beams of light at about the same temperature, and there was no noise. It was difficult for him to distinguish, which was very distressing.

The system must not be able to watch it any longer, and the wait is too long, so it reminded: "There are only ten seconds left, please give the answer as soon as possible, otherwise it will be regarded as a wrong guess!"

Fuck!This is unprepared!This flustered Nan Jin's thinking, and he shouted: "You didn't stipulate a time limit before!"

The system said shamelessly: "I just forgot, don't worry about it so much, otherwise it will be treated as a wrong guess!"

"..." Nan Jin took a deep breath, right now it is really more important to find the little bat!Put aside such gossiping and cursing!

He started to choose one of the two topics, and when he was sure, Bai Zhan couldn't help but sneezed, and then his fart came out along with it.

"Nimma..." Nan Jin cursed, her eyes were fierce.

Bai Zhan looked at Nan Jin embarrassingly, Nan Jin's face was already flushed with anger, and then he heard the system suppressing laughter and said: "There is a disturbing message, this question has not passed!"

Ah hello!Nan Jin really wanted to scold people!No, hit someone!He wants to kill for nothing!To actually do such a thing at the most critical moment, simply...he didn't know what to say...

Afterwards, accompanied by the system's arrogant laughter and Nan Jin's hysterical call to the little bat, the red lights disappeared, and they were taken away perfectly by a small margin.

The author has something to say:

It's really hot recently! It's hot!Babies, pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!My face has been hurt by heat lately.../(ㄒoㄒ)/~~