There are always people trying to tease me

At one o'clock in the morning, a dark shadow flashed under the moonlight. He took out a small key from his pocket, turned the lock of the door and slipped in. Seeing no one around, he tiptoed towards the kitchen. After entering the back door equally smoothly, he took off his mask.

He is very familiar with the environment here, he can easily find the location of the refrigerator in the dark, and then put the treasure in his pocket in an inconspicuous corner.

That's right!This person is Xiao Si!For the first time in his life, he did something sneaky, and it was still closely related to his boss!He must be very careful, once he is found out, he will be kicked out!

After closing the refrigerator, Xiao Si's forehead was already sweating. He was so nervous that he didn't even dare to breathe.

He was going to Nan Jin's bedroom this time, and wanted to take Nan Jin's spittle, but he hadn't thought of a safe and quick way, so he stood at the door of the bedroom and waited quietly.

After a while, he heard movement inside, someone turned on the light and it was Nan Jin talking to Bai Zhan: "Get up, let me replace it, it's all stuck to me!"

Then there was a mess of voices in the bedroom, and then it returned to silence. Xiao Si swallowed, and felt that he couldn't sneak in for a while.

So he waited and waited, waited for a full hour, and when he went to the door to listen, it was quiet inside, probably fast asleep?He dug his pocket, inserted it into the keyhole and gently turned the doorknob, then sneaked in sideways.

Even though the room was pitch black, Xiao Si could still find the bed by instinct. In order to avoid the light from the window hitting him, he crawled on the ground and moved forward after reaching the foot of the bed. , until it touched the head of the bed.

After calming down for a few seconds, he was about to get up to see what happened, but there was a movement on the bed, Bai Zhan turned over and put his feet on Nan Jin's stomach, and slapped Nan Jin with his hands.

Nan Jin was woken up by the beating, and while turning on the desk lamp, Xiao Si hurriedly slipped under the bed.

"Nimma!" Nan Jin straightened up and pushed Bai Zhan away, but Bai Zhan seemed to have a spring, and after a while, he bounced back and hugged Nan Jin.

Nan Jin pushed away again, and Bai Zhan bounced back again, just like this five or six times in a row, Nan Jin had no choice but to turn off the light and directly put Bai Zhan under him.

This made her feel more at ease, and Nan Jin soon fell asleep. Only then did Xiao Si dare to poke his head out and listen quietly for a while, and then slowly came out when he found it safe.

Must be light, must be light!While warning himself, Xiao Si squatted down in front of Nan Jin's bed. He was going to wait for Nan Jin to drool and then scrape his hands, but Nan Jin slept inward, so it was inconvenient for him to take samples.

After thinking about it, Xiao Si felt that it was difficult. On the one hand, he couldn't disturb them, and on the other hand, he had to get it smoothly, and too much time had passed, and it was almost too late!

However, the reality is always unexpected, the two people on the bed began to toss restlessly again, it must be Bai Zhan's bad sleep, which woke Nan Jin up again!

At this moment, Xiao Si really wanted to beat Bai Zhan madly, knock him unconscious and knock him down!But it's too late!

Nan Jin woke up and was fumbling for the lamp switch.

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!Xiao Si's mind was blank, he even forgot the idea of ​​getting under the bed, and the next move scared him——

He jumped forward suddenly, jumped onto the bed and hugged Nan Jin instinctively, then lowered his head, just like that, he kissed Nan Jin in the dark with perfect accuracy!

Immediately stunned, the kiss lasted for 5 minutes, Nan Jin even forgot about turning on the light, and gradually softened and hugged Xiao Si.

Xiao Si struggled away when he felt that it was almost time. Before Nan Jin could react, he rushed to open the door and fled, leaving Nan Jin with a dull expression in the dark.

That...was the door opening?Nan Jin came over and turned on the light, and glanced to the side, Bai Zhan was still there?What the hell... Could it be that he was kissed by a thief who broke in out of nowhere?how so?No, no, how could this kind of shame and humiliation happen to me!

"No, I have to go downstairs to confirm." Nan Jin didn't care about wearing any clothes and went straight downstairs.

Now that Xiao Si ran into the kitchen, he knew he was in danger!So he quickly opened the refrigerator to get the bottle of medicine. He held his breath and waited to unscrew the bottle cap and spit in it.

Unexpectedly, the light in the living room was turned on, and Nan Jin had already come downstairs. Xiao Si was so anxious that he had to hide the medicine quickly after spitting. Unfortunately, Nan Jin heard the loud noise of closing the refrigerator door. He ran over and turned on the kitchen light.

"!" Xiao Si was so frightened that his legs became weak and he fell under the table.

There were several plates on the table, and his foot got caught in the corner, and the plates fell and shattered, revealing his hiding place.

"Who's there?" Xiao Si could clearly see two long legs coming towards this side from under the table, and then stood in front of the table, Nan Jin warned again, "If you don't come out, I'll catch you and it's over! "

Xiao Si was already sweating profusely at this time, his whole body was shaking uncontrollably, he was afraid!terrified!Being picked out by Nan Jin is not something that can be solved with one or two slaps!

Seeing that there was no movement below, Nan Jin kicked the corner of the table: "Get out! I know you are below."

The few remaining plates on the table also fell to the ground, and the fragments splashed to Xiao Si's feet. He swallowed, thinking that it must be over, but he didn't expect Bai Zhan to run down at this moment: "Brother!... What are you doing?" The plates are broken!"

"Don't come here!" Nan Jin was nervous, "There are thieves here, step aside."

"My mother!" Bai Zhan was taken aback, and said slowly, "I...it seems that my aunt has come out..."

"Go and change!"

"I'm not proficient yet... I want you to go and watch it together..."

Listening to their conversation, Xiao Sigulu rolled his eyes and found that he was only one step away from the kitchen door, so he thought of giving it a go.

He moved to the other side, leaned out half of his body slowly, stood up and rushed towards the back door. When Bai Zhan saw him yelling, Nan Jin quickly turned around, kicked the obstructing table and rushed to arrest him.

It's a pity that Xiao Si has already opened the door and ran out. When Nan Jin chased him out, he was already out of sight. He didn't know whether he escaped or hid somewhere, but he didn't give up. look for.

Not long after, Bai Zhan also ran out and called Nan Jin: "Brother! I checked and didn't miss anything. Come in?"

Nan Jin's eyesight is very good, the kind of vision that can penetrate the darkness, but he couldn't find anyone at the moment, so he probably ran away, so he obediently turned back.

"Brother, are you alright?" Bai Zhan carefully looked at Nan Jin worriedly, and then put a piece of clothing on him.

Nan Jin waved her hand and said it was okay: "It's you, you don't have time to learn how to change aunt's towels by yourself."

"I'm fine! Brother is more important than leaking ass!"

"Damn..." Nan Jin looked around the back door before leaving the kitchen, "If I find out, don't kill him!"

I've never seen Nan Jin utter such harsh words to outsiders, so Bai Zhan was a little curious: "Brother, the thief didn't steal anything, so he just ran away...as long as you're okay..."

"If you run away for a while, you won't be able to run forever! I'll be caught tomorrow." After finishing speaking, Nan Jin called Xiao Bat to find out and arrest the thief, and then dismember him!

"Brother, don't you get angry?" Bai Zhan was quite scared, afraid that Nan Jin would vent this anger on himself, and he couldn't afford to be hurt if he had a big aunt!

Thinking about it, Nan Jin slapped the wall with a slap: "You know what? That thief kissed me! He kissed me! He came to steal me!"

"What? Fuck, is it true or not? You were really kissed by him?! No, no, this matter can't be left alone! Brother, I support you, I caught the thief and I will give it to him with you Have fun!" Hearing this, Bai Zhan quickly changed his attitude, his dear Nan Jin would actually be kissed by others...kiss?kiss!Immediately I couldn't bear it, what the hell!

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Introduction to "Everyone I've Shaved Cry and Love Me":

Yinyin has special Yinman skills

However, one day, he found that all the people he crushed on were crying and falling in love with him...

So sad...

Please collect the newly dug pits ~ please babies!There is an entry method in the copy, but it seems that you can’t see it on the APP, you can go to the column to see~