There are always people trying to tease me

In order to determine whether this is my uncle, Nan Jin sent Bai Zhan to the hospital for an examination the next day, but what is annoying is that even the doctor couldn't confirm what it was, so I said it was my uncle, man It never bleeds!Let's say it's my aunt, this is not a woman!

"What the hell are you doing?!" Nan Jin angrily tore up all the cases on the doctor's desk, threw them in the doctor's face, and threw a wad of money on the table, "Listen, as long as you see the results The money is all yours!"

The doctor shivered in fright, and said submissively: "Mr. Nan, this is beyond my experience. No matter how much money you give me, I won't be able to see it! I...won't be deceiving you, right?"

Nan Jin gave the doctor an angry look, and quickly dropped two stacks of huge banknotes: "You don't think it's too little?"

"No, no, no, President Nan, I'm really incompetent! I really..."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Nan Jinqi's clothes collar was crooked, he tidied up and walked out, and turned back when he reached the door, "I will pick you up as soon as you get off work, if there is still no result, you just wait Move things and leave!"

"Mr. Nan! Mr. Nan! Nan... oh!" The doctor walked back and forth anxiously in the office. Nan Jin is the boss of the city, and he can't offend anyone if he wants to offend him!However, I really don't have the ability to find out Bai Zhan's condition. If you just talk about the condition, it's too unprofessional, right?

Leaving other things aside, today even if you die, you have to refuse other patients thousands of miles away. You have been busy all afternoon for nothing. From the physical examination to the whole body X-ray irradiation, the doctor still didn't find anything unusual.

Seeing that the time passed by every minute and every second, and it was 5 minutes before the off-duty time, Nan Jin must have been on the way, the doctor jumped up and down anxiously, and finally rushed to Bai Zhan's ward.

Bai Zhan's stomach didn't hurt anymore, he was eating an apple leisurely, when the doctor's intrusion startled him, half of the apple fell on the ground, it was unbearable for the foodie Bai Zhan, he rushed over and shook The doctor said, "You pay me for my apples! Pay me!"

The doctor kept begging for mercy, and said anxiously, "Just promise me one thing, and you can eat as many apples as you want in the future, okay?"

Bai Zhan let go of his hand in doubt: "Tell me, what is it?"

"I want to discuss with you how to keep my position!" The doctor glanced at the clock guiltily, "President Nantah University will come to pick you up soon, and then you have to reach a tacit agreement with me, just say you It's my aunt, you know?"

"What? Auntie?" Bai Zhan still had a mouthful of apple in his mouth, and he just dropped it out in surprise.

"Shh... take it easy!"

"Easy what?" Nan Jin arrived, pushed the door open and barged in, then threw a large stack of papers on the hospital bed, "It seems that Meng was also fooled by you, that's right, it's my aunt."

"Ah?!" The doctor and Bai Zhan almost spoke in unison.

The doctor ran to get the stack of paper to read, and the densely packed words on it were the explanations that Nan Jin asked to investigate. Bai Zhan went over to look at it, and pulled Nan Jin to panic: "Brother, do you think this is true or not?" Yes, don't lie to me! If this is really my aunt, wouldn't I be a woman?!"

Nan Jin looked Bai Zhan up and down, with a calm face: "What are you panicking about? It's not that I don't want you anymore."

"This... weren't you allergic to women before?"

"Afraid that I'm allergic to you too? You go home, take off your clothes and take a good look in the mirror to see how you look like a woman? Besides, I've cured my allergies. What nonsense are you talking about!"

"Brother, brother, why don't you kill me? I'm a patient right now, so you have to love me, don't you?"

Nan Jin glanced at Bai Zhan, and snorted coldly: "Why don't you look like this when you are tearing up? You are as fierce as a wolf, Bai-eyed wolf!"

"...I was wrong, I was wrong brother! Will I never dare to be cruel to you again? You send me back to recuperate!"

"I think you are the root cause of the disease! It will be fine in seven days, and there will be no serious problems." Nan Jin took out another stack of banknotes and gave it to the doctor, "If he is fine, this is considered compensation. , go, go home."

This journey in vain feels very long. He always thinks about his aunt and aunt in his mind. How did he get this thing?There is nothing abnormal in the body!Even if it is done this time, can you guarantee that it will be gone next month?Will it be gone forever?

Bai Zhan suffered from a headache, leaning against the car window in a daze, he heard Nan Jin in front say: "Go to the supermarket and then go home."

"Go, go, what are you doing in the supermarket?"

"Don't you need to use aunt's towel this week?"

"...Damn it, Nan Jin, don't tell me you really asked me to post that stuff!"

"Well... I didn't ask you to post it, I just said I would buy it for you."

Bai Zhan swallowed, watching Nan Jin get off the car and walk into the supermarket, check out at the counter after 2 minutes, and then get on the car with a big bag.

"Brother, how much did you buy?" Bai Zhan leaned forward and opened the bag to take a look, he was stunned, "Damn it? You bought so much? One, two, three, four..."

"Don't count, more than 20 bags."

"!!!" Bai Zhan was so surprised that his eyeballs almost popped out, "More than 20? Are you crazy? How the hell do I want so much?! Your sister!"

"But who can guarantee that you won't come next month, next month, one year, two years, etc.?"

"...But, you don't need so many! If there are more, I will buy them again!"

"Do you really hope to have it again?"

"No brother, of course I don't want it, but right now," Bai Zhan stared at the big bag of aunt's towels, frowning, "I'm afraid no one will teach me when I post it, brother, aren't you a man too? "

"...Stop talking nonsense, go home first." Nan Jin also thought so in her heart, the two big men were completely confused about how to use this thing.

After finally arriving home, Nan Jin found that the back seat had been stained red by Bai Zhan's aunt, and hurriedly urged him to change it and put it on. At this time, Xiao Si called and asked what he wanted for dinner.

Nan Jin looked at his watch and realized that it was already night. He casually said something to eat and hung up the phone. Bai Zhan just yelled in the bathroom: "Brother! Come quickly, brother! I'm naked It’s good to run outside!”

Nan Jin rushed upstairs, took clean trousers and ran to the bathroom for Bai Zhan, Bai Zhan took it and put on half of it, and then asked Nan Jin: "Brother, how do I use this?"

Such a difficult question finally came, Nan Jin scratched his scalp and went forward, staring at the small package of aunt's towels in Bai Zhan's hand, thinking and thinking, then snatched over and tore open the packaging bag: "See, there is something sticky on it. , paste it and it’s over!”

Bai Zhan took his hand and looked at it from front to back, and then had doubts: "Brother, it's still stuck to the crotch..."

"Of course it's the crotch, idiot! You can stick it upside down if you want, try it?"

"Brother, stop joking with me..." Bai Zhan suddenly became scared, because he had never used this thing before, and he didn't know if it would destroy his treasure. If it broke, he would suffer a big loss.

Bai Zhan stuck it on with trembling hands, and immediately lifted his pants when he felt that it was tight, but he let out an "ouch" and hurriedly took off his pants but found that he couldn't take them off, it hurts!

"What's the matter?" Seeing that Bai Zhan's appearance was not right, Nan Jin helped him pull up his pants, but Bai Zhan's screams of pain became louder!

"Don't talk! Brother, don't talk!" Bai Zhan grabbed Nan Jin's hand and pressed it down desperately, "If you don't let go, you will tear off the hair!"

Nan Jin let go immediately: "I'm really sorry!"

Seeing Bai Zhan frowning, and pulling down his pants little by little, Nan Jin's heart also tugged. When he took it off, he guessed right. Bai Zhan didn't even untangle the aunt's towel at all, it was still like bread It's no wonder that he clings to him and screams in pain.

"It's okay, there are too many, let's change one." Nan Jin was comforted, took another one and helped Bai Zhan smooth it out, and then stuck it on with his hands.

Bai Zhan watched silently, until Nan Jin stood up, he lifted his trousers and tried to move it. He felt that the whole thing was fine, and there was no strange feeling.

"Brother, I'm worried about a problem." After walking a few steps, another thought flashed in Bai Zhan's mind.

"what is the problem?"

"It's just... I want men's use."

"...I said you're mentally retarded, right? You've already developed such unfathomable symptoms, and you still expect to have one for men? Dream on!"

Bai Zhan woke up after being poked hard: "I just feel that the bag is too tight and it makes me uncomfortable to walk a few steps, so I asked this question!"

After hearing this, Nan Jin became anxious, stepped forward and pulled down Bai Zhan's pants, frightened Bai Zhan backed away again and again, Nan Jin followed, and continued to take it off for him: "Don't tell me, I'm afraid that you will really get caught. It’s broken, take it off quickly, and I’ll change you into some loose underwear!”

Bai Zhan felt that this was a good idea, so he followed Nan Jin's intentions. He happened to have one at home, and Nan Jin asked him to change it first, and then he went out to buy a few new ones to use later.

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Uh... I suddenly found that this chapter couldn't bear to look straight at it!I actually wrote it like this!

(Extra: Today, the author brainstormed and created a new copy, babies can go and have a look! You can find the entrance in the copy of this article (ω))